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@@ @@ @@ @@ [[>]] [[module Rate]] [[/>]] @@ @@ @@ @@ @@ @@ @@ @@ //Entry Agent Kraut.// @@ @@ @@ @@ **Kraut:** Good evening, O5-1. @@ @@ @@ @@ **O5-1:** Likewise, my dearest Kraut. I suspect you'd like to present your progress for our sixth annual Site-19 Gala? @@ @@ @@ @@ **Kraut:** My good O5-1, you read me like an open book I say. @@ @@ @@ @@ //Cheerful laughter from both.// @@ @@ @@ @@ **O5-1:** To be honest, I was quite skeptical the first time O5-6 proposed this kind of - how do you say - frivolous event. Quite skeptical indeed. @@ @@ @@ @@ **Kraut:** Well, who was not, I ask? Such foolishness and debauchery at Site-19, who has ever heard of something like that? @@ @@ @@ @@ //Both nod in agreement.// @@ @@ @@ @@ **O5-1:** Let us not waste any more time, then. As Jones says, time is money after all. @@ @@ @@ @@ **Kraut:** Oh she does say that a lot indeed, Sir. @@ @@ @@ @@ **O5-1:** (//Eagerly//) Then show me what you got this time, my friend. @@ @@ @@ @@ **Kraut:** (//Nervously//) Well... before I start, Sir, I - I must say I was a little... taken aback when I heard the //theme// for this year's gala. @@ @@ @@ @@ **O5-1:** Quite unusual, yes. @@ @@ @@ @@ **Kraut:** Especially compared to last year, //Mystery// was such an easy topic to work with, I say. @@ @@ @@ @@ **O5-1:** Very fitting, wasn't it? @@ @@ @@ @@ **Kraut:** Remember the Cluedo-round? The hidden presents? @@ @@ @@ @@ **O5-1:** (//Giggling//) I remember Gear's winning strike. @@ @@ @@ @@ **Kraut:** Jesus, yes, that was quite something, wasn't it, I say... so, I tried my best, as usual. @@ @@ @@ @@ **O5-1:** I expect nothing less from you. @@ @@ @@ @@ **Kraut:** And - well, I think it... I say I'm pretty sure it will be quite the blast, I say. @@ @@ @@ @@ **O5-1:** (//Jokingly//) But no //Pin the tail on the donkey//, I hope? @@ @@ @@ @@ **Kraut:** Of course... pin - pin the tail on the "donkey"? @@ @@ @@ @@ **O5-1:** Just because this year's theme is "Nature" doesn't mean we have to behave like animals. @@ @@ @@ @@ **Kraut:** (//Puzzled//) Yes, I'd say - excuse me, //nature//? @@ @@ @@ @@ **O5-1:** Nature, yes. @@ @@ @@ @@ **Kraut:** (//Increasingly puzzled//) Like... like //nature// - nature? @@ @@ @@ @@ **O5-1:** Yes, Kraut, "Nature", this year's theme. You know that, right? @@ @@ @@ @@ **Kraut:** I - nature, I - I mean, I... @@ @@ @@ @@ **O5-1:** Kraut? @@ @@ @@ @@ **Kraut:** (//Agitated//) I, er... I say there - there might have been a - a little... error, sir, I say... maybe. @@ @@ @@ @@ **O5-1:** Error? What do you mean, //error//? @@ @@ @@ @@ **Kraut:** ... well, I must say, sir, I think I - I may have gotten some... @@ @@ @@ @@ **O5-1:** (//Sternly//) What is it, Kraut? @@ @@ @@ @@ **Kraut:** There - there appears to have been a - a m-minor misspelling, you see, I - I thought that... @@ @@ @@ @@ **O5-1:** (//Incredulously//) Surely, you do not want to tell me that you spent the last //two months// preparing the wrong theme party for our grand Gala next week? @@ @@ @@ @@ **Kraut:** Well, I - I say, I must say I... in retrospect I must admit that... @@ @@ @@ @@ **O5-1:** (//Apalled//) Kraut?! @@ @@ @@ @@ **Kraut:** You see, I - I thought that - that this year's theme was - well, that it was... //Mature//, sir. @@ @@ @@ @@ **O5-1:** (//Furiously//) M-mature? //MATURE//?! @@ @@ @@ @@ **Kraut:** That is the info I - I have gotten, and... @@ @@ @@ @@ **O5-1:** A //mature// theme party?! What - whatever let you thought - ! @@ @@ @@ @@ **Kraut:** Sir, I - @@ @@ @@ @@ **O5-1:** (//Shocked to his very core//) That - that we would ever host something - some //smut// like this! Kraut, if this is a joke, I hope - @@ @@ @@ @@ **Kraut:** Well, I - we already - we planned for a, well - a mature... theme... party. @@ @@ @@ @@ **O5-1:** You did not! @@ @@ @@ @@ **Kraut:** (//Struggling for helpful words//) Hmmhmm. @@ @@ @@ @@ **O5-1:** (//Apalled//) Oh Lord! @@ @@ @@ @@ **Kraut:** But - but we were... I say, maybe it - it is not that bad...? @@ @@ @@ @@ **O5-1:** A mature party? At Site-19?! You must have lost //your goddamn mind//, Kraut! Your goddamn mind! @@ @@ @@ @@ **Kraut:** Well, a lot of the people we - we asked seemed to be very... excited about - about this year's - @@ @@ @@ @@ **O5-1:** Asked? Who did you ask?! Jesus Christ, how many know of this embarrassment? @@ @@ @@ @@ **Kraut:** (//Mumbling//) Just - just a few - a few dozen... research groups, sir... like - like Site-43 and - @@ @@ @@ @@ **O5-1:** Oh god! Show me your documents! @@ @@ @@ @@ **Kraut:** (//Backing off//) No, sir, I - I wouldn't look at them, if I were - @@ @@ @@ @@ //O5-1 snatches Kraut's papers from her hands.// @@ @@ @@ @@ **O5-1:** (//Shocked beyond belief//) Egads, what is //that//? @@ @@ @@ @@ **Kraut:** Doctor - Doctor Snidman's dance group, sir. @@ @@ @@ @@ **O5-1:** (//Incredulously//) Snidman? SNIDMAN?! You organized //Snidman's dance group// for our annual Site-19 Gala?! @@ @@ @@ @@ **Kraut:** No, no I - I mean he offered his partac - parte - participation, sir, and - and I thought this kind of - of //genre// would be fitting for - for the theme, sir... I say. @@ @@ @@ @@ **O5-1:** Kraut! This - this is scandalous! Outrageous! Unprecedented! @@ @@ @@ @@ **Kraut:** ... maybe it - it is a little... @@ @@ @@ @@ **O5-1:** When the other departments - no, I don't want to think about this. Scrap all of that, Kraut, scrap it all! @@ @@ @@ @@ **Kraut:** Scrap it - but sir, but I - I say, it is only one week, sir. @@ @@ @@ @@ **O5-1:** (//Bellowing//) SCRAP IT! @@ @@ @@ @@ **Kraut:** Yes, yes, of course - everything, sir, you can count on me, I - @@ @@ @@ @@ **O5-1:** Then what are you still waiting for! //GO//! @@ @@ @@ @@ **Kraut:** (//Running out of the office//) Oh god oh god oh god... @@ @@ @@ @@ //Exit Agent Kraut.// @@ @@ @@ @@ @@ @@ [[=]] //Will poor Agent Kraut manage to finalize a new plan for the grand Site-19 Gala?// @@ @@ @@ @@ //Let us hope she does her very [http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp6000contesthub best].// [[/=]] @@ @@ @@ @@ @@ @@ @@ @@ @@ @@ @@ @@ @@ @@ @@ @@ @@ @@ [[include :scp-wiki:component:license-box | author=cold_Nights]] [!-- N/A (No Images) --] [[include :scp-wiki:component:license-box-end]]