NeverMeltIce44's (allegedly) humorous Author Page!

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    background-origin: padding-box;
    background-position: 0px 8px;
    background-repeat: repeat;
    background-size: 100% 20px;

    border: 1px solid #CCC;
    border-radius: 10px;
    padding: 10px 10px;
    margin-bottom: 10px;
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.page p,
.page ul {
    line-height: 20px;
    margin: 0;
}
[[/module]]

[[>]]
[[module Rate]]
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Oh, you're finally awake. I told you you shouldn't try to out-pizza the hut. Anyhow, welcome to solitary confinement, also known as my author page. Me being able to create this means that the higher-ups believe I have any idea of what I'm doing, a statement with which I disagree completely, but oh well. You may be wondering why are you in a completely white and seemingly endless space filled with boxes. Simple: I am reverse Santa Claus, I steal this shit from kids every Christmas. But here there are also some goodies, like...

//(Finger snap)//

> [[[SCP-3001-J]]]
> 
> [[collapsible]]My first successful article, and the most popular one. I'd say it's fine but worse than some of my other work. And yes, most of this was indeed written in a toilet.[[/collapsible]]
> 
> [[[SCP-7299]]]
> 
> [[collapsible]]My first main list article, and one I'm pretty proud of. Here I introduce my Researcher OC, Markus Fairweather[[footnote]] Feel free to use him in any of your works if you want to for some reason...[[/footnote]]and try to make him somewhat unique. Inspired by what I believe to be the funniest book of all time, //No Word From Gurb//. Go check it out to inflate my bottomless ego even further.[[/collapsible]]
> 
> [[[Job Interview]]]
> 
> [[collapsible]]A continuation of 7299, this time relating the struggles of Fairweather as he tries to arrive in time for his final Foundation employment interview. I decided to make this because writing from Fairweather's POV is inspiring, and most importantly, fun.[[/collapsible]] 
> 
> [[[SCP-7096]]]
> [[collapsible]]Inspired by the real signs used by the South Armagh Snipers, back when the Irish loved leaving //mind-blowing// surprises inside gentlemen's cars. It's a really simple article, so I understand why it may drop below 0 at any point, but I feel like it's neat. [[/collapsible]]
> 
> [[=]]
> **//Huh, this looks kinda empty doesn't it? No worries, I'm brewing more projects in my witch's lair, and some may not even be comedy articles!//**
> [[/=]]



That's about it, mate. The bathroom? About 300.000 Km East.
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