News for June 2019

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[[size 75%]]This is a series showing off news from the site, articles from the past month[[footnote]] with a rating above 0 [[/footnote]], and fan-content for you to check out and discover! Be sure to leave a comment with your thoughts![[/size]]

++++* Fandom Stuff

* The **[http://scp-int.wikidot.com/international-goi-contest-2019 International Groups of Interest Contest]** has ended and winners have been announced. 22 teams of writers have contributed over 50 articles featuring a vast number of different GoIs.

* The **[[[collaboration-contest|]]]** began. Over twenty teams of writers submitted stories in which unique circumstances bring together in cooperation two different Groups of Interest of the SCP universe. Each team's story is told across two articles.


++++* Featured Articles

* [[[project-proposal-1994-357-a-still-life| Project Proposal 1994-357: "A Still Life"]]] - "//I don't care what you derive from it. Take a person, and have her live in a house where she doesn't continue to age.//" Written by Toa_Vine

* [[[The Green Prince]]] - "//Typically, a Type-Green entity’s first experience with his or her abilities comes unintentionally, in response to an immediate perceived threat.//" Written by giant enemy spycrab


* [[[SCP-3052]]] ("Disturbed") - "//However, it was discovered that any subject viewing SCP-3052-1 will perceive it as facing them directly, no matter which angle or direction the subject views it from.//" Written by Witryso


++++* Reviewer's Spotlight Articles

* [[[SCP-4985]]] ("High Finance") - "//As a result, the operation of SCP-4985 approximates that of a European monarchy of the Late Middle Ages.//" Written by ModernMajorGeneral, selected by //aismallard//

* [[[SCP-4958]]] ("You Are Loved") - "//SCP-4958 refers to Lycoris radiata (more commonly known as red spider lilies) that bloom near individuals who have had a major conflict with their loved ones.//" Written by N_Aepic_Fael, selected by //Crashington//

* [[[SCP-4064]]] ("It's not you, it's us") - "//SCP-4064 is a hive-mind, capable of inhabiting six distinct bodies.//" Written by Henzoid, selected by //N_Aepic_Fael//

* [[[SCP-4981]]] ("The Room You Used To Live In") - "//MTF Gamma-76 ("Mother Mara") currently guards the entrance to SCP-4981-B's rental apartment, disguised as custodial staff.//" Written by KindlyTurtleClem, selected by //unclenicolini//

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You will notice little '📈' emojis beside some articles. That denotes SCP articles which were under 30 and tales which were under 20 when this edition of site news was posted. Give them a little love! Speaking from personal experience, the most frustrating thing that can happen to an article is not deletion, but stagnating below 20 without any comments. So try to read, vote, and comment on these articles! They're often hidden gems :)

+++ Week of June 1st:


++++ SCPs


* [[[scp-4670| SCP-4670]]] ("Pigs in Blankets") - 40% of food critics approve! Written by A Random Day.
* [[[scp-4175| SCP-4175]]] ("Friends Made, and the **Void**") - For when you really want to make friends in the cold nothingness. Written by Nagiros.
* [[[scp-4046| SCP-4046]]] ("What do you want to be when you grow up?") - i wanna be a farmer. Written by Uncle Nicolini.
* [[[scp-4817| SCP-4817]]] ("Horseman Holiday Rentals in scenic King Louis XVI of France") - Visit the body of King Louis XVI today! Written by MaliceAforethought and Uncle Nicolini
* 📈[[[scp-4906| SCP-4906]]] ("On the Sixth Month Gale") - Can't wait for the seventh. Written by AKFrost.
* [[[scp-4882| SCP-4882]]] ("Coördinated Universal Containment Procedures") - titanium box!!! Written by Lambda Fairy.
* [[[scp-4481| SCP-4481]]] ("A Casualty of the Single Worst Astronautical Disaster in History") - This is the worst Challenger timeline. Written by Ihp.
* [[[scp-4945| SCP-4945]]] ("Hi Hungry, I'm Dad") - great. more dad jokes. Written by Swineapple.
* [[[scp-4316| SCP-4316]]] ("The Water's Warm") - Summer memories. Or are they just a dream? Written by Captain Kirby and Rounderhouse
* [[[scp-4228| SCP-4228]]] ("Karma Kameleon") - Loving you'd be easy if your colors were like my dreams. Written by T Rutherford.
* [[[scp-025-j| SCP-025-J]]] ("Liquid SCP Foundation") - "//The SCP Foundation® is responsible but not liable for any injuries that occur during the use of SCP-025-J™//" Written by Roget.
* [[[scp-4223| SCP-4223]]] ("The Baja Blast ^TM^") - Mountain Dew-licious. Written by stormbreath.
* [[[scp-4621| SCP-4621]]] ("An Eternal Fiery Nightmare") - A book that got so angry, it ignited itself and picked up a sword. Written by DrMagnus.
* 📈[[[scp-4740| SCP-4740]]] ("##green|As Davy wondered where they'd been, he read a book named Grass and Green.##") -  Just how green can the grass grow? Written by Gibbon Man.
* [[[scp-4187| SCP-4187]]] (""Fools," said I, "You do not know, Burgers like a cancer grow."") - The world's worst burger king. Written by Popsioak.
* [[[scp-4663| SCP-4663]]] ("3D Printed Spiders Printing Printed Printers Printing Spider Printers Printing Spiders Printing Printed Spider Printers") - The Department of Redundancy Department, now with 100% more spiders. Written by XilasCrowe.
* [[[scp-4597| SCP-4597]]] ("Thick-Skinned Man") - "Colonel, I'm trying to outrun the Jailers, but I'm dummy thicc, and the clap of my skin keeps alerting Weryllium."
* [[[scp-4196| SCP-4196]]] ("Daughter of the Confederacy") - THE SOUTH WILL NOT RISE AGAIN Written by Nameless Mediocre.
* 📈[[[scp-4557| SCP-4557]]] ("Detective Fiver, Crime Solving Raccoons") - Procy? Is that you?! Written by JanitorCakeworth.
* 📈[[[scp-4154| SCP-4154]]] ("Petwyrm") - Weird dog. But still good! Written by rattles.




++++ Tales


* 📈[[[red-death| Red Death]]] - Black and blue and red all over. Written by AndarielHalo.
* 📈[[[the-ending-of-dramamine| The Ending of Dramamine]]] - Lesbians, magic, weed. Written by Decibelles.
* [[[cease-and-deceased| Cease and Deceased]]] - //"It's all she's ever needed for grave robbing."// Written by NatVoltaic.
* 📈[[[dwindle-dwindle| Dwindle, Dwindle]]] - "//oh yeah well what do you know music boy bet youre rich youabsolutefuck —"// Written by Decibelles.
* [[[starlight-for-cannibals| Starlight For Cannibals]]] - //"The endless movement of brains into new and unfamiliar bodies changes one's experience of life[...]"// Written by Tufto.
* 📈[[[older| Older]]] - The world ticks on and the old get older. Written by Roget.
* 📈[[[industrial| Industrial]]] - //"It wasn't that he was faceless either — yet again, he had everything everyone else had."// Written by DarkStuff.
* 📈[[[don-t-let-the-fire-die| (Don't) Let The Fire Die]]] - The fire fades and then it flares back up, weaker. How long until it sputters out? Written by ADream.
* 📈[[[one-for-the-road| One For The Road]]] - //"Of all the pleasures that had abandoned her over the years, Dr. Wythers still had whiskey."// Written by TechSorcerer2747.

++++ GoI Formats


* [[[the-five-mind| Carroll #155: The Five-Mind]]] - [Chicago Spirit] //"Never look the Lunatics in the eyes, and if you do, do us all a favour and keep yourself away from everyone else."// Written by magnadeus.
* [[[critter-profile-vizzie| Critter Profile: Vizzie!]]] - [WWS] //"Nobody minds a good pet-sitter."// Written by Ellie3.
* [[[rock-war-rock-war| ROCK WAR! ROCK WAR!]]] - [Serpents Hand] 1, 2, 3, 4, N_Aepic_Fael declares a ROCK WAR!
* 📈[[[spc-3871-j| SPC-3871]]] - [SPC] Damn kids, with their fancy exoskeletal punching suits. Written by TheBlueHour.
* [[[critter-profile-bartholomew| Critter Profile: Bartholomew!]]] - [WWS] A white whale, born of the stars. Written by Lt Flops & KindlyTurtleClem.







+++ Week of June 8th:


++++ SCPs

* [[[scp-4507| SCP-4507]]] ("The Solitary Path to Enlightenment") - Make way for apotheosis! Written by caspian2.
* [[[scp-4182| SCP-4182]]] ("There is no Site-5") - But there is a Site-05, interestingly enough. Written by The Great Hippo.
* 📈[[[scp-4676| SCP-4676]]] ("The Consequence of Unwanted Isolation or Gratuitous Seclusion") - Are you alive if no one is there to see you? Written by AlleraRey .
* [[[scp-4431| SCP-4431]]] ("Bleeding Beneath Antarctica") - A Hytoth that died is shining in the permafrost. Written by NatVoltaic.
* [[[scp-4668| SCP-4668]]] ("Since I Left Me") - I've found the world so blue. Written by MaliceAforethought.
* 📈[[[scp-4229| SCP-4229]]] ("Mother's Gift") - Aww, you shouldn't have! Written by DAMNCE.
* 📈[[[scp-4270| SCP-4270]]] ("Does Benjamin Harrison Shit In The Oval Office?") - Deadly Bread interrogated me on this topic during an extended waterboarding session.
* [[[scp-378| SCP-378]]] ("Brainworm") - Pizza time. Written by UraniumEmpire.
* 📈[[[scp-4412| SCP-4412]]] ("What Could Have Been?") - Reflection can be one's worst enemy. Written by Mew-ltiverse.
* 📈[[[scp-4871| SCP-4871]]] ("Mirror Image") - egamI rorriM. Written by Proasek.
* [[[scp-4165| SCP-4165]]] ("Well, at least the idea has legs") - as opposed to fins. Written by AlanDaris.
* [[[scp-4877| SCP-4877]]] ("9.8m/s²") - Good airwaves, baby! Written by Captain Kirby.
* [[[scp-4983| SCP-4983]]] ("I'm dummy thicc and my ghost keeps alerting salarymen") - East meets East several years later. Written by KindlyTurtleClem.
* 📈[[[scp-4915| SCP-4915]]] ("Sermon on Mount Song") - What lurks beneath the word sung by mountains? Written by KindlyTurtleClem.
* 📈[[[scp-4794| SCP-4794]]] ("The Renegade from Gliese 581") - How many times has earth been invaded? Written by Axles126.
* [[[scp-4489| SCP-4489]]] ("Apologies") - So sorry. Written by djkaktus.
* [[[scp-4279| SCP-4279]]] ("A Toast to my Finished Thesis") - Don't piss off graduate students! Written by Nameless Mediocre.
* 📈[[[scp-4415| SCP-4415]]] ("Humanoid Containment Chamber #λ045") - As long as it is useful. Written by Nagiros.

++++ Tales

* [[[sfyri-kai-amoni| Sfyrí kai Amóni]]] - //"Robert Bumaro stood in front of his anvil, a hammer clenched in his hand."// Written by Ihp.
* 📈[[[site-director| Site Director]]] - Mr. President...meet the Foundation. Written by AndarielHalo.
* [[[ara-orun| Ará Orún]]] - An idea takes hold. Death cannot touch what it has forgotten. Written by qntm.
* 📈[[[salazar1-5| I Finally Landed, But This Place Is Not Home]]] - //"The children of Marifah ran up the towers of God, for there were no trees left in Heaven to watch the sun."// Written by Azmoeth Jikandia.
* [[[the-shape-of-a-noose| The Shape of a Noose]]] - Cadaver is now legally obligated to write an End of Death titled "In the Clutches of Apotheosis". Written by Captain Kirby.
* 📈[[[milligan-s-truck-story| Milligan's Truck Story]]] - //"The road eats them up and spits them off rightwise and they head on past wherever they're going."// Written by Kakroom.

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++++ Other
* [[[experiment-log-914-hub| Experiment Log 914 - Hub]]] - The stepping stone to authorship, now with a hub! Written by CuteFish.
* [[[collaboration-contest| Collaboration Contest]]] - A fun contest about friendship. Written by MayD, managed by A Random Day and ProcyonLotor.
* [[[the-ursus-maritimus-incident| The Ursus Maritimus Incident]]] - The polar bear was shot. Written by DrAnnoyingDog and Darkstuff


+++ Week of June 15th:


++++ SCPs

* [[[scp-4211| SCP-4211]]] ("Memoirmento") - Do you trust Ayers?
* [[[scp-4841| SCP-4841]]] ("St. John of the Blood-Smeared Cross") - The paintings watch through eyes of blood. Written by Tufto.
* 📈[[[scp-4811| SCP-4811]]] ("Instant Mirror from the Factory") - Just add water! Written by wam3483.
* [[[scp-5297-ex| SCP-5297-EX]]] ("ROUGH DRAFT EDIT FOR BREVITY DO FOR THURSDAY") - Spoilers for the O5's backstory. Written by Stark Moops.
* [[[scp-3725| SCP-3725]]] ("Ironically, I don't have a Good Idea for a Title") - I don't have a good blurb either. Written by Laneous.
* 📈[[[scp-4732| SCP-4732]]] (""Frank Sinatra and Dean Martin: Our Kind of Paradise!"") - Music can change the world, or something idk. Written by Ohsahi.
* 📈[[[scp-4251| SCP-4251]]] ("Natural Selection") - It's survival of the fittest. Written by Inkmouth.
* 📈[[[scp-4929| SCP-4929]]] ("Lake of Rage") - SHINY GYARADOS LETS GO Written by AKFrost.
* 📈[[[scp-4238| SCP-4238]]] ("Those aren't blueberries…") - ... then what are they, Fluidhelix?
* 📈[[[scp-4705| SCP-4705]]] ("The Hell We Bring With") - yum! Written by ManyMeats.
* 📈[[[scp-4721| SCP-4721]]] ("Euclid") - We talking Geometry or Object Class? Written by GrimmCreeper.

++++ Tales

* [[[when-parallel-lines-diverge| When Parallel Lines Diverge]]] - //"Not as many as I'd like. We've got a lot of irregulars here, but not a lot of wizards."// Written by Jacob Conwell and GreenWolf
* 📈[[[serrasbadday| Quality Family Time]]] - //"It was just an excuse for rich white boys to say racist words, and cosplay as Nazis to satisfy their fetishes."// Written by AdminBright.
* [[[save-our-souls| Save Our Souls - Part 1]]] - //"The official term was "Class-L Saturation Amnestic," but everybody called the oily blue liquid "Lethe Juice.""// Written by LiterallyMechanical.
* [[[crying-over-coffee| Crying Over Coffee]]] - //"Before him, in a holding cell, sat an old friend."// Written by Ihp.
* 📈[[[dorer-dances| Dancing with Rachael]]] - Have the courage the die and the will to refuse. Written by DarkStuff.
* 📈[[[kit-says| Kit Says…]]] - //"Kit slowly pulled the lollipop-he-imagined-was-a-cigarette-so-it-was-a-cigarette-for-now out of his mouth and absently chucked it behind the sofa, where it would sit sticky and fluffy, forever."// Written by Zachary Maxwell.
* 📈[[[ascension| Ascension]]] - Dream as one, become as one. Written by DarkStuff.
* 📈[[[a-world-unto-yourself| A World Unto Yourself]]] - A final send off to a dance that cannot end. Written by DarkStuff.

++++ GOI Formats

* [[[critter-profile-arorangi| Critter Profile: Arorangi!]]] - [WWS] Just a kind, sweet old birb. Written by margssentif.



+++ Week of June 22nd:

++++ SCPs

* [[[scp-4846| SCP-4846]]] ("Friendly Fossils") - Welcome to the dinosaur bone zone. Written by Mew-ltiverse and Zyn.
* 📈[[[scp-4692| SCP-4692]]] ("The Curious Case of Jackson W. Parnell") - Blood runs thicker than water. Written by AndarielHalo.
* [[[scp-4493| SCP-4493]]] ("Keep Pride Out of Corps") - Jude really messed this one up, huh. Written by kinchtheknifeblade.
* [[[scp-4851| SCP-4851]]] ("Artificial Selection") - Fuck pollution we have EVOLUTION. Written by tupacofficial.
* [[[scp-4497| SCP-4497]]] ("Whose Cuisine Reigns Supreme?!") - YUMMY. THANK YOU. Written by ManyMeats.
* 📈[[[scp-4765| SCP-4765]]] ("A Shattered Visage Lies") - Ozymandias on a stick. Written by gee0765.
* 📈[[[scp-4276| SCP-4276]]] ("Dance Till You're Dead") - Heads will roll. Written by AtlasIncarnate.
* [[[scp-1548-ex| SCP-1548-EX]]] ("The Star, the Hateful") - An improved take on an overrated classic. Written by Varaxous.

++++ Tales

* [[[the-horrors-of-an-unclean-bowl| The Horrors Of An Unclean Bowl]]] - ORANGE MAN TAKES WORLD'S LARGEST SHIT. Written by Doctor Cimmerian.
* 📈[[[beef-albini-in-fusion-sauce-with-a-side-of-fruit| Beef Albini in Fusion Sauce with a Side of Fruit]]] - In which Eleanor writes the most tentacle porn on the site. Written by UraniumEmpire.
* [[[rainbow-crapitalism| More Like Rainbow Crapitalism]]] - "//Welcome to hell, girls and gays, it's only gonna get worse from here.//" Written by ch00bakka.
* 📈[[[threat-of-joy| Threat of Joy]]] - //"When the apocalypse comes, there tend to be three types of people."// Written by TyGently.
* [[[unbidden| Unbidden]]] - //"Terras-Mons is under siege."// Written by YossiLeiner.
* 📈[[[dodgeball| The Omega-7 and The Bench of Shame]]] - //"Despite all the strange, dangerous, and downright ridiculous things that Omega-7 dealt with on a near daily basis, hearing the words "team building exercise" out of Able's mouth had to be one of the weirdest occurrences yet."// Written by Dr_Aloe.
* 📈[[[first-contact| First Contact]]] - //"I supplied Yetta with all the information I had. If she had read through it all, she would have realized that it was her job to find the owner of the soul."// Written by Brewsterion 1017.


++++ Other

* [[[dr-mews-personnel-file| Dr. Mew’s Personnel File]]] - It's Mew-ltiverse's Author Page!
* [[[techsorcerer2747-s-author-page| TechSorcerer2747's Author Page]]] - It's TechSorcerer2747's Author Page!
* [[[nameless-and-mediocre| Nameless Mediocre's Author Page]]] - It's Nameless Mediocre's Author Page!
* [[[popsioaks-garden| Popsioak's Garden Of Stuff]]] - It's Popsioak's Author Page!
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+++ Collab-Con Articles


++++* **TEAM NAME:** "Coffee and Tea"

TEAM MEMBERS: Captain Kirby & Tufto

* SCP: [[[SCP-4558]]] ("Bel1eve_1n_M1racles")
> Version 1.3.0
> Ok… fixed Signals problem. But uhh, not entirely sure how. Some guy called C. H. Jones on GospelExchange told me to recite something and then rub like some fucking sand in the machine? But I guess it worked so I can't really complain.

* TALE: "[[[pink-cracks-in-a-digital-wall|]]]"
> **l1ttl3_lamb:** You're not talking like yourself any more
>
> **me_k_night:** there is a reason prophets speak like this. are you ready?
>
> **l1ttl3_lamb:** I think so.
>
> **me_k_night:** then lets ascend.

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++++* **TEAM NAME:** "FIRE TURTLE"

TEAM MEMBERS: KindlyTurtleClem & Lt Flops

* TALE + FBI UNUSUAL INCIDENTS UNIT FORMAT: "[[[land-of-honey|]]]"
> They're investigating our flesh liaisons; our business ledgers; our boys in prison; our corpus ad Astra; our transactions with the Spirit and Irrealta; our fuckin' families. All because of you, Luca.

* SCP: [[[SCP-4475]]] ("So Long, and Thanks for All the Milk")
> **TIMOTHY:** Say, fella, you got any water?
>
> **UNKNOWN:** **[**//Gurgling.//**]**
>
> **TIMOTHY:** I need some fuckin' water. I've been drinking the wall teats, but they're–
>
> **[**//Timothy stops himself.//**]**
>
> **[**//Neither party vocalizes for an extended period.//**]**
>
> **TIMOTHY:** ... You don't talk much, do you?
>
> **[**//The camera pans to the left. Visual distortion and shadow masks the figure.//**]**
>
> **[**//A white vestigial appendage rises slowly from the silhouette,//...

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++++* **TEAM NAME:** "New Blood"

TEAM MEMBERS: Nameless Mediocre & TheBlueHour

* SCP: [[[SCP-4373]]] ("Drown")
> This creates a cascade effect that is lethal to all non-cetacean marine life within 500 km of the affected cetacean pod (see Addendum 4373-2).

* TALE: "[[[empty-ocean|]]]"
> They squeezed back out into the rapidly flooding base and started running.
>
> "You guys have your own submarine right?" Coach Damon asked them.

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++++* **TEAM NAME:** "Anti-Weed Mascot Skating Platypus Archer"

TEAM MEMBERS: Deadly Bread & Laneous


* TALE: "[[[gone|]]]"
> i read that u need good medicine for brian because the memories keep escape from head. i make u lots drink juice

* SCP: [[[SCP-4733]]] ("But Not Forgotten")
> **Katenbrot:** Simple erasing stuff, magic scissors, yadda yadda, all that. You've probably dealt with this stuff before.
>
> **Mehr:** Uh, well, I definitely haven't. Could you tell me more?
>
> **Katenbrot:** As the wise man in the house-
>
> **Mehr:** This isn't a house.

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++++* **TEAM NAME:** "Karcists of the Bronze Age"

TEAM MEMBERS: Metaphysician & UraniumEmpire


* TALE: "[[[nadox-and-the-mekhanite|]]]"
> Foraging, drinking, sleeping: such were liabilities, discarded on the path to apotheosis

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++++* **TEAM NAME:** "Xilas gave us this name out of pity"

TEAM MEMBERS: N_Aepic_Fael & TheMightyMcB

* THE SERPENT'S HAND FORMAT: "[[[mother-who-demands-ones-toes|]]]"
> Of all the sick playthings of the Archons, perhaps none can compare to the tragedy of Karcist Halyna Ieva, leader of the Nälkä

* TALE: "[[[another-soul-joins-the-halkost|]]]"
> [...]emerged from the explosion virtually unscathed. The priest stumbled forward and drew an ornate blade from his hip. Pointing it at the Karcist, he let out a bellowing war cry, before being interrupted by Nevryn.
>
> "Screw this bullshit, you fuckin' metal nutjob"

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++++* **TEAM NAME:** "doggo warcrimes"

TEAM MEMBERS: Ayers & Gabriel Jade

* TALE: "[[[what-it-all-really-means|]]]"
> Gregor slid on his ill-gotten Karcist's ring, admiring the beautiful gleam. "It is time, then, Morgan. Open your book. My mind is ready."

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++++* **TEAM NAME:** "DarkSheep"

TEAM MEMBERS: DarkStuff & Ellie3

* FBI UNUSUAL INCIDENTS UNIT FORMAT: "[[[make-america-normaler|]]]"
> In years prior, Wilson's Wildlife Solutions (WWS) has been too closely connected to the SCP Foundation's power structure to allow for implementation of MAN's Best Friend. However, recent developments

* TALE: "[[[off-the-hook|]]]"
> Thank you so much, no one's come to visit and I just, I need a pal, and, my last furry pal isn't with me anymore, and I can't tell you how happy I was to see that we were finally getting a pet shop around here, I'm just so, so… happy. Thank you.

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++++* **TEAM NAME:** "Team Birb"

TEAM MEMBERS: Mew-ltiverse & not_a_seagull

* SCP: [[[SCP-4688]]] ("Manipulative Bike Helmets")
> 18:13**Melobun_:** what? u okay?
> 18:13**Po1ntyB1rd:** inc pmoputer
> 18:14**Po1ntyB1rd:** im inmy computer
> 18:16**TheCh33teeo:** uuuh haha i feel like that too
> 18:16**Po1ntyB1rd:** l iterally

* TALE: "[[[erics-journal|]]]"
> He didn't listen to me
>
> i cant stop him
>
> hes too big
>
> @@ @@
>
> @@ @@
>
> @@ @@
>
> Im calling the police

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++++* **TEAM NAME:** "Mack Sennett's Wildies"

TEAM MEMBERS: DrChandra & LordStonefish

* SCP: [[[SCP-4292]]] ("herbie fucker really very good circus of the unsettle by dado")
> ||~ **Test #, Subject** ||~ **Results**||
> || Test #6, one female lab mouse ||Instantly multiplied into a thousand identical copies and appeared to possess a swarm intelligence. Some of the swarm would put on a choreographed performance to distract observers while the others stole accessible valuables. ||
> ||Test #7, one male lab mouse ||Transformed into a non-anomalous zebra.||

[[module CSS]]
@supports not ((-webkit-background-clip: text) and (-webkit-text-fill-color: transparent)) {
    .dado1 {color: #FF7F7F; font-weight: bold;}
}

@supports ((-webkit-background-clip: text) and (-webkit-text-fill-color: transparent)) {
    .dado {
         background: linear-gradient(to right, #FF7F7F, #FFB27F, #e6e600, #A5FF7F, #7FC9FF, #D67FFF, #FF7FED);
         -webkit-background-clip: text;
         -webkit-text-fill-color: transparent;
         font-weight: bold;
    }
}
[[/module]]
* TALE: "[[[not-my-circus-not-my-monkeys|]]]"
> [[span class="dado dado1"]] **"yes this is dado. owner of many fine dado business like dado speed date and colon detox. what can dado do 4 u?"** [[/span]]
>
> "Jesus Murphy, what the hell are you doing?" Icky demanded as she and the others recoiled from the phone at the bizarre sensory assault.

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++++* **TEAM NAME:** "Tusk."

TEAM MEMBERS: Ihp & Uncle Nicolini

* CHICAGO SPIRIT FORMAT: "[[[chicago-factory|]]]"
> Then, you seal the Barrel, and try to ignore the screams— even if they're dead, they scream. You don't get to ask why.
>
> After a few hours, when the screaming dies down, the body will be gone without a trace but the barrel will stay heavy. Don't open it.

* SCP: [[[SCP-4256]]] ("Bootlegger's Press")
> For additional mileage
> of the gift, I recommend having your least
> enthusiastic men use it. This will correct
> unwanted behaviors quickly.

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++++* **TEAM NAME:** "The Yogscast"

TEAM MEMBERS: Westrin & Henzoid

* TALE: "[[[a-blueberry-bush|]]]"
> ## |//The man sits. Though his arms are not there, he crosses them in frustration, but is unable to stay in such a state. In a place such as this, one finds their agitation drifting softly away like the petals on a dandelion.//##

* ONEIROI COLLECTIVE FORMAT:️ "[[[glory-at-home|]]]"
[[module CSS]]
.tasi blockquote{max-width:30%;}
[[/module]]
[[=]]
[[div class="tasi"]]
> ^^**Reality:**^^
> Tasi
>
> ^^**Psychology:**^^
> Tasi
>
>  ^^**Privilege Status:**^^
> Tasi
>
> ^^**Immigration Status:**^^
> Closed
[[/div]]
[[/=]]

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++++* **TEAM NAME:** "Crashing into Your DMs"

TEAM MEMBERS: Crashington & devonmartin

* TALE: "[[[isabels-happy-meal|]]]"
> She leaned towards Sal's right ear and whispered something unintelligible. After a moment, Sal took a step back, aghast.
>
> "N-No!" he stammered. "I mean, it would _work_, but… That just… It wouldn't be right."

* SCP: [[[SCP-4714]]] ("Dr. Wondertainment's 𝓜𝔂 𝓤𝓷𝓲𝓬𝓸𝓻𝓷 𝓕𝓻𝓲𝓮𝓷𝓭™")
> **Discovery:** On August 31, 2019, two cardboard boxes were delivered by mail to Site-19. Security personnel searched the boxes, finding 48 instances of SCP-4714 and the following letter:
>
>> 𝓣𝓸 𝓶𝔂 𝔀𝓸𝓷𝓭𝓮𝓻𝓯𝓾𝓵 𝓯𝓻𝓲𝓮𝓷𝓭𝓼* 𝓪𝓽 **𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓕𝓸𝓾𝓷𝓭𝓪𝓽𝓲𝓸𝓷:**

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++++* **TEAM NAME:** "The Liquidators"

TEAM MEMBERS: Sterbai & Modulum

* GRU DIVISION "P" FORMAT:️ "[[[alma-kyivshchyna|]]]"
> **AK-1:** The soul of cruelty is still part of you, part of all the children of the Sun. You may have buried it underneath your civilization, but your hearts have not changed.
>
> **IY:** Perhaps that's true. But we need to set that aside if we are to both gain from this.

* SCP:️ [[[SCP-4426]]] ("The Unforgettable Fire")
> *I do not feel remorse for what happened, even as I feel them screaming out from the corpses of our creations,feeling trapped as we were and will be. They can fester, and beg, and maybe one day they can be at peace or find forgiveness. But not today. Not from me.*

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++++* **TEAM NAME:** "Punchy Dreamy Love Songs (And What’s Wrong With That?)"

TEAM MEMBERS: Leveritas & Roget

* SCP: [[[SCP-1767]]] ("An Agent Of The Shark Punching Center")
> They built her for me. I don't even know her name, but it's the most beautiful creature I have ever seen. They won't let me in her room yet, they need to check her vitals and stuff.
>
> One day they said we might have kids to beat the shit out of some tooth-shedding cartilage-having assholes. Do sharks have assholes? Whatever. I'll give them assholes. Assholes.

* ONEIROI COLLECTIVE FORMAT: "[[[is-it-weird-if-i-want-to-fuck-the-shark|]]]"
[[div style="width:300px; border:0;"]]
> ||||~ ,,IMAGE AGGRESSIVELY CENSORED,, ||
[[/div]]

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++++* **TEAM NAME:** "The A-Team"

TEAM MEMBERS: AlanDaris & Arbelict

* TALE: "[[[business-dinner|]]]"

> "We need your help. They are stuck there, in a dream. Nothing can awaken them, not even stopping the records. We value all customers, but these are especially important."

* SCP: [[[SCP-4363]]] ("Wake Me Up, I'm Living a Nightmare")
> A nearby humanoid dressed in a uniform of Air Force general begins to twitch convulsively. It proceeds to do so for approximately a minute, after that the creature brings a glass of champagne to the part of the head where the mouth should be located.

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++++* **TEAM NAME:** "Totally Evil Anime Monstahs"

TEAM MEMBERS: Popsioak & TechSorcerer2747

* TALE: "[[[administrative-leave|]]]"
> “HELLO PROGENITOR,” it spoke. “I AM UNIT M4-G0, DESIGNED TO REPLICATE YOUR ACTIONS AND THOUGHT PROCESSES.” Mago had nervously shaken its hand, to which it had responded, “FABULOUS GRIP OLD BOY,”

* SCP: [[[SCP-4218]]] ("www.alexylvauniversity.███")
> [[size 0.9em]]{{**COURSE DESCRIPTION:** HISTORY ITSELF HAS PROVEN THAT THE ONLY TRIED AND TRUE METHOD TO PEACE IS COMPLETE AND TOTALLY ENSURING THAT THE ENEMY SHALT NOT DOUBT YOUR POWER. TO ENSURE THAT THIS DIMENSION REMAINS SAFE,...}}[[/size]]

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++++* **TEAM NAME:** "Rio Grande Hurricane"

TEAM MEMBERS: Pokemonprime & Avelon21

* MARSHALL, CARTER AND DARK FORMAT: "[[[an-unforgettable-performance-9s15f-fmur9-ay1d9|]]]"
> Fortunately, no other casualties or major injuries occurred, and we have a replacement for this and can continue demonstrating the power of music.

* TALE: "[[[more-than-rhythm|]]]"
> The band had fled—big surprise—with the exception of the soloist, who they found tied up backstage, mumbling and sobbing.

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++++* **TEAM NAME:** "Have you tried restarting it?"

TEAM MEMBERS: pxdnbluesoul & aismallard

* SCP: [[[SCP-4406]]] ("SUDDEN THUNDER")
> __No further action is needed at this time.__ //Approved. -C. Thompson//
>
>> **NOTE:** This section has been **locked**. Modifications to the description require manual approval by Lead Researcher Thompson.

* FBI UNUSUAL INCIDENTS UNIT FORMAT: "[[[uiu-file-2017-102|]]]"
> Approved at $7,500,000.00. Confidential Informant name will be Clock Tower. Sign and return via email.
>
> MA
>
> //Attachment:// {{Otherwise Illegal Activity - Clock Tower.pdf (90.1 KiB)}}

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++++* **TEAM NAME:** "Les Aliens"

TEAM MEMBERS: Dr Lake & Oboebandgeek99

* BLACK QUEEN FORMAT: "[[[richardson-island|]]]"
> The fractal island is extant in Timeline Z-273, with no notable derivations from the baseline. There’s something of a conflict between the SCP Foundation and the UIU over who truly possesses the island.

* TALE:️ "[[[self-similar|]]]"
> She had gotten that chance. And she…
>
> Had she blown it? Was it just not time? What the hell happened on that island?

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++++* **TEAM NAME:** "Something Clever Please (And Make It A Backronym)"

TEAM MEMBERS: Boogey_Man23 & PatersonFerreted

* MC&D FORMAT: "[[[mcd-art-by-oswaldo|]]]"
> You promised opportunities; for exposure, for money, for a chance to expand the scope of our artistic projects. But the direction of things lately is troubling to me.

* TALE: "[[[creative-differences|]]]"
> "Oh, I dunno ma'am. I mean, I'm sure I've heard that real artists don't do it for the money, or something like that probably." With a shrug he added "But hey, ya gotta live, right?"



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+++ Fanart

[[module css]]
/*
This tooltip hover effect is adapted from LurkD's code on http://www.scp-wiki.net/command-query-separation
*/
.hover {
}
.hover:hover {
  text-decoration: none;
    border-bottom: none;
}

.hover span { display: none;}
.hover:hover span {
    position: absolute;
    display: inline;
    margin: -5px;
    height: auto;
    width: auto;
    background: rgba(245, 245, 245, 0.95);
    border-style: double;
    border-color: #fff;
    color: #b01;
    font-weight: bold;
    padding: 1em;
}
.hover:hover span span {
    position: relative;
    margin: auto;
    height: auto;
    width: auto;
    border: none;
    padding: 0;
}
[[/module]]

This month we are highlighting works by artists who have artwork pages on the SCP.

See these and more artists' works on the [[[scp-artwork-hub|]]].

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= [[size larger]]toadking07[[/size]]
[[image http://www.scp-wiki.net/local--files/news-06-2019/toadking07-1.jpg link="http://www.scp-wiki.net/toadking07-art-hub" style="width:100%;"]]
= [[size larger]]Visit [[[toadking07-art-hub|]]][[/size]]

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= [[size larger]]SunnyClockwork[[/size]]
[[image http://www.scp-wiki.net/local--files/news-06-2019/sunny-1.jpg link="http://www.scp-wiki.net/sunny-s-black-and-white-art" style="width:33.3%;"]][[image http://www.scp-wiki.net/local--files/news-06-2019/sunny-2.jpg link="http://www.scp-wiki.net/sunny-s-black-and-white-art" style="width:33.3%;"]][[image http://www.scp-wiki.net/local--files/news-06-2019/sunny-3.jpg link="http://www.scp-wiki.net/sunny-s-black-and-white-art" style="width:33.3%;"]]
= [[size larger]]Visit [[[sunny-s-black-and-white-art|]]][[/size]]

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= [[size larger]]DianaBerry[[/size]]
[[image http://www.scp-wiki.net/local--files/news-06-2019/diana-1.jpg link="http://www.scp-wiki.net/dianas-spectacular-not-really-art-hub" style="width:33.3%;"]][[image http://www.scp-wiki.net/local--files/news-06-2019/diana-2.jpg link="http://www.scp-wiki.net/dianas-spectacular-not-really-art-hub" style="width:33.3%;"]][[image http://www.scp-wiki.net/local--files/news-06-2019/diana-3.jpg link="http://www.scp-wiki.net/dianas-spectacular-not-really-art-hub" style="width:33.3%;"]]
= [[size larger]]Visit [[[dianas-spectacular-not-really-art-hub|]]][[/size]]

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= [[size larger]]Raddagher[[/size]]
[[image http://www.scp-wiki.net/local--files/news-06-2019/Raddagher-1.jpg link="http://www.scp-wiki.net/raddagher-s-toon-zone" style="width:33.3%;"]][[image http://www.scp-wiki.net/local--files/news-06-2019/Raddagher-2.jpg link="http://www.scp-wiki.net/raddagher-s-toon-zone" style="width:33.3%;"]][[image http://www.scp-wiki.net/local--files/news-06-2019/Raddagher-3.jpg link="http://www.scp-wiki.net/raddagher-s-toon-zone" style="width:33.3%;"]]
= [[size larger]]Visit [[[raddagher-s-toon-zone|]]][[/size]]

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= [[size larger]]Tanija[[/size]]
[[image http://www.scp-wiki.net/local--files/news-06-2019/Tanija-1.jpg link="http://www.scp-wiki.net/tanijas-atelier-ecke" style="width:33.3%;"]][[image http://www.scp-wiki.net/local--files/news-06-2019/Tanija-2.jpg link="http://www.scp-wiki.net/tanijas-atelier-ecke" style="width:33.3%;"]][[image http://www.scp-wiki.net/local--files/news-06-2019/Tanija-3.jpg link="http://www.scp-wiki.net/tanijas-atelier-ecke" style="width:33.3%;"]]
= [[size larger]]Visit [[[tanijas-atelier-ecke|]]][[/size]]

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= [[size larger]]Mew-ltiverse[[/size]]
[[image http://www.scp-wiki.net/local--files/news-06-2019/Mew-ltiverse-1.jpg link="http://www.scp-wiki.net/mew-ltiverses-art-hub" style="width:33.3%;"]][[image http://www.scp-wiki.net/local--files/news-06-2019/Mew-ltiverse-2.jpg link="http://www.scp-wiki.net/mew-ltiverses-art-hub" style="width:33.3%;"]][[image http://www.scp-wiki.net/local--files/news-06-2019/Mew-ltiverse-3.jpg link="http://www.scp-wiki.net/mew-ltiverses-art-hub" style="width:33.3%;"]]
= [[size larger]]Visit [[[mew-ltiverses-art-hub|]]][[/size]]

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= [[size larger]]7happy7[[/size]]
[[module css]]
.animSVG { display: inline-block }
[[/module]]
[[=]]
[[include :scp-wiki:svg-animation |oneiroi=true|width=30%]]
[[include :scp-wiki:svg-animation |scarlet-2=true|width=30%]]
[[include :scp-wiki:svg-animation |ciLogo=true|width=30%]]
[[/=]]
= [[size larger]]Visit [[[svg-animation|]]][[/size]]

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= [[size larger]]W Asriel[[/size]]
[[image http://www.scp-wiki.net/local--files/news-06-2019/Asriel-1.jpg link="http://www.scp-wiki.net/asriel-s-artwork-page" style="width:33.3%;"]][[image http://www.scp-wiki.net/local--files/news-06-2019/Asriel-2.jpg link="http://www.scp-wiki.net/asriel-s-artwork-page" style="width:33.3%;"]][[image http://www.scp-wiki.net/local--files/news-06-2019/Asriel-3.jpg link="http://www.scp-wiki.net/asriel-s-artwork-page" style="width:33.3%;"]]
= [[size larger]]Visit [[[asriel-s-artwork-page|]]][[/size]]

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= [[size larger]]Randomraven[[/size]]
[[image http://www.scp-wiki.net/local--files/news-06-2019/raven-1.jpg link="http://www.scp-wiki.net/randomraven-artwork-hub" style="width:33.3%;"]][[image http://www.scp-wiki.net/local--files/news-06-2019/raven-2.jpg link="http://www.scp-wiki.net/randomraven-artwork-hub" style="width:33.3%;"]][[image http://www.scp-wiki.net/local--files/news-06-2019/raven-3.jpg link="http://www.scp-wiki.net/randomraven-artwork-hub" style="width:33.3%;"]]
= [[size larger]]Visit [[[randomraven-artwork-hub|]]][[/size]]

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+* Q&A:

++* Q: Can I replace a blurb that you wrote for one of my articles with my own? I'm not satisfied with it.

A: Absolutely. You will always have that option at any point.

++* Q: I noticed an error/typo/incorrect information and wish to correct it. May I?

A: Sure! If the changes are not limited to your own article(s) and/or are substantial changes across multiple entries, you should post in that month's discussion page and then make the changes.

++* Q: I wrote an article and it seems to have stuck. Can I send a blurb of mine to one of the frequent collaborators?

A: Yup! It's much easier if you come to us about it, and it gives you the control over what you want shown on the news page.
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