Link to article: News for December 2015.
[[=]] **« [[[news-11-2015|November 2015]]] | __December 2015__ | [[[news-01-2016|January 2016]]] »** [[/=]] Welcome to this installment of site news! This is a series showing off news from the site, articles from the past month, and fancontent for you to check out and discover! Be sure to leave a comment with your thoughts! +++ On-Site News ++++ Featured Articles * The featured articles for this month are [[[SCP-1509]]] ("The Blade of Rebirth") by [[*user Rioghail]] and [[[i-not-i|I ≠ I]]] by [[*user Von Pincier]]. One's about a blade that causes wounds with infinite depth, and the other poses the question: how powerful can arbitrary words and simple logic be? Check them out! * The featured articles from last month were [[[SCP-2049]]] ("The Interdimensional Weather Station") by [[*user InsipidParoxysm]] and [[[New Kid on the Block]]] by [[*user Anaxagoras]]. One's about a weatheralien struggling to keep his station going, and the other is about a man struggling to reconcile the harsh reality around him with his internalized fantasies. Check them out if you missed them! ++++ Rest of the News * [[*user anqxyr]] has moved his [[[Ebooks]]] project out of the forums and onto the main site! If you wanna read the site (and even the [http://wanderers-library.wikidot.com/ Wanderer's Library] too) on the go, this is something to check out. * The Deletions policy has been updated and in effect for the past half-month. You can see the revisions [[[deletions-guide|here]]]. * The [http://www.scp-wiki.net/forum/t-1449719/4th-annual-scp-holiday-art-exchange 4th Annual SCP Holiday Art Exchange] has come and gone, and lots of exciting gifts! From tales, to pictures, to even a tabletop RPG setting! Come see all the wonderful creativity on tap from the community! * [[*user Randomini]] has finished the [[[advent-calendar-2015|Randomini Continues Talking Despite The Best Efforts Of Almost Everyone He Knows: Advent Calendar Edition v2015]]]! A link to his Bandcamp, where you can download it and pay what you want, contains all readings and even bonus tracks! Go check it out; it's a great time. ------ Missing out on articles? Enjoy a recap on the articles from the past month, as 2016 has rolled in, and we take a look at the final articles of 2015! +++ Week of December 1st In dire need of some entertainment? Go ditch Cousin Johnny, cause we got a show for you. ++++ SCPs * [[[SCP-2848]]] ("Leave It All Behind") - When fate thrusts you into a life anew as a second chance, it's often to make sure you learn a lesson. Grieving can be hard, but we all must move past it. Originally written by [[*user Roget]], rewritten by [[*user TroyL]]. * [[[SCP-3V1L-J ]]] ("The Master Plan") - You fool! All along, you had thought this was going to be a joke article about some incompetent villain. But little did you know, everything went all according to plan! I even got my henchman [[*user daveyoufool]] to write up my exploits! * [[[SCP-2430]]] ("Immortal Hitler Clone") - When you have acquired pounds of regenerating flesh, what do you do with it? --Make it a human-shaped-- - I mean, let justice be served. Written by [[*user MrWrong]]. ++++ Tales * [[[audio-log-from-december-24th-2010|Audio Log From December 24th, 2010]]] - You know, no one's ever tried singing about SCP-055. Do we... have an SCP-055? Written and sung by [[*user Doctor Cimmerian]]. * [[[Project Morpheus]]] - The Foundation uses SCP-990 to go into a person's dreams and utilize them for recon and intelligence. The Oneiroi aren't too pleased about it, however. Written by [[*user MrWrong]]. * [[[of-dragons-and-serpents|CotBG Archive ██/██/20██-███: Of Dragons and Serpents]]] - Poems about the Broken God in all of their glory. Written by [[*user SunnyClockwork]]. * [[[Funerals Are Fun]]] - A funeral held for a beloved gets crashed for a prank TV show. Hilarity ensues! Lots of laughs to be had! Written by [[*user WrongJohnSilver]]. ++++ GoI Formats * [[[grant-request-for-the-construction-of-an-interstellar-scienc|GRANT REQUEST FOR THE CONSTRUCTION OF AN INTERSTELLAR SCIENCE VESSEL]]] - Prometheus Labs has always dreamed big, and there's nothing around bigger than space. So the logical conclusion is to build a starship powered by a black hole. Written by [[*user GreenWolf]]. +++ Week of December 8th Spaaace. SPAAAAAACE. As if the last week didn't have enough space for you, you get even more for this week! ++++ SCPs * [[[SCP-1075]]] ("The Forest Normally Known as Vince") - In the cold Colorado mountains, one man is a forest. Or maybe the forest is a man. Honestly I'm not really sure anymore. Written by [[*user Doctor Cimmerian]]. * [[[SCP-2484]]] ("Parasitic Mayonnaise Worms") - Mayonnaise hasn't ever tasted more disgusting until now. Made with EGGS. LOTS OF EGGS. YOURE BODY IS OUR HOME, and lots of love. Written by [[*user Dr Solo]]. * [[[SCP-2511]]] ("Kappa Population Distribution: More in Mongolia than anywhere else") - The kappa is more commonly found in Mongolia. They can be found in Japan too, but there are less of them there. That's how things are. Written by [[*user MrWrong]]. ++++ Tales * [[[database-error|Database error?]]] - A junior researcher has low-level clearance for [[[scp-2140|2140]]], and tries to figure out what purpose it serves while struggling with disturbing dreams. Written by [[*user MrWrong]]. * [[[hamibombard1|The HAMI-BOMBARD Blues, Part I]]] - "Hey guys, I was thinking, how do we make a giant metal humanoid machine more dangerous?" "You still got them nukes? I bet we could put one on the arm." Written by [[*user Von Pincier]]. * [[[rip|R.I.P.]]] - Sex, Death, and Rock & Roll. The Cowboy rides again. Written by [[*user AdminBright]]. * [[[Loss and Nostalgia]]] - A series of vignettes connected to tell a tale about, well, loss and nostalgia. Whether you're a space goddess, an artist, or a religious follower, they're all feelings that resonate. Written by [[*user TyGently]]. * [[[A Site-19 Christmas Carol]]] - 'tis the season to be jolly! Some odd researcher has composed a grand stage play in the style of 'A Christmas Carol' for Foundation employees! But printers are only for work, people. Definitely not written incognito by [[*user djkaktus]]. ++++ GoI Formats * [[[grant-request-for-the-development-of-tools-for-mapping-local|GRANT REQUEST FOR THE DEVELOPMENT OF TOOLS FOR MAPPING LOCALES WITH INCONSISTENT SPACETIME]]] - Never get lost again with the new Prometheus Labs Spacetime Mapping Unit! Capable of navigating even the most severe anomalies, this is an essential tool for any anomologist or extradimensional explorer. Written by [[*user AJMansfield]]. ++++ Author Pages * [[[ajmansfield|AJMansfield's Author Page]]] - [[*user AJMansfield]]'s author page! Pretty concise, isn't it? You got the articles listed, any [http://sandbox.scp-wiki.net/achievement-badges arbitrary awards], and their ratings. Wholly effective. +++ Week of December 15th It's sulfide, it's Hell time, it's the woooord... ++++ SCPs * [[[SCP-2520]]] ("Winters Past") - A message of care can quickly become an object of suspicion when it falls into hands it was never meant to. This simple pair of mittens has quite a few troublesome implications for the Foundation. Written by [[*user FilmCriticFrog]]. * [[[SCP-2372]]] ("Soulmates") - Be careful with what you do to yourself. Your souls may misinterpret them grossly. Written by [[*user MrWrong]]. * [[[SCP-2328]]] ("The Hoarder's Son") - For once, taking out the trash is inadvisable. It might not come back. This precious trash-child was written by [[*user basicmathgirl]]. * [[[SCP-2336]]] ("The Word") - What do you do when you can't fully contain a phenomenon that results in dangerous entities being brought into the world? You make use of it. Written by [[*user spikebrennan]]. * [[[SCP-2527]]] ("Massy's Big Chance") - You are LAMASSU, but you are otherwise known as MASSY. You are a POWERFUL ASSYRIAN GOD. It is your big chance to ESTABLIS YOUR DOMONION. What will you do? Written by [[*user daveyoufool]]. * [[[SCP-2905]]] ("A Web Wrapped With Roses and Poisons") - A Healer's apprentice has her life hanging by a thread when her once peaceful home turns into a hellish nightmare. The latest addition to the Pitch Haven universe. Written by [[*user OZ Ouroboros]]. ++++ Tales * [[[Exit Interview]]] - When they came for Ellen O'Connor, she couldn't expect that it would soon lead to revelations bigger than her. But you have to keep a cool head through these kind of things. Written by [[*user psul]]. * [[[Bigger Than Jesus]]] - Paul is dead. No wait, Paul isn't dead. Well... let's just say that Jesus wasn't one of the ones condemned on the Mount that day[http://scpsandbox2.wdfiles.com/local--files/randomini/ARG-Start.mp3 .] Written by [[*user WrongJohnSilver]]. * [[[f-o-u-r-t-e-e-n-thirteen|F̶o̶u̶r̶t̶e̶e̶n̶ Thirteen]]] - The Serpent was the Fourteen demiurge, but failed and doomed the world. Now there are only 13 to fix their mistake. Written by [[*user Fantem]]. * [[[He Was Blind and Deaf on a Sunny Day]]] - A God suffers and feels itself breaking apart. It scrambles to keep from drowning, in an effort to feel whole. Written by [[*user SunnyClockwork]]. +++ Week of December 22nd - 31st 'tis the holidays for some skiptacular cheer! Grab the eggnog (or hot chocolate, or similar beverage) and settle in. ++++ SCPs * [[[SCP-2577]]] ("Falling Ships") - Ron Perlman's new show, "Frozen Steel", will show you the dangers and thrills associated with decommissioning military ships. Might wanna binge-watch this! Written by [[*user Petrograd]]. ++++ Tales * [[[Too Drunk To Be Merry]]] - Dietrich and Merle celebrate Christmas Eve together in the best way possible; drunk and sad. Written by [[*user LurkD]]. * [[[The Lost Shepherd]]] - Daniel Horatio Aeslinger, Psy. D., spends Christmas Eve alone, lost in Site-19's corridors, and caffeineless. Written by [[*user Crayne]]. * [[[santa-s-new-home|Santa's New Home]]] - He sees you when you're sleeping, and he knows when you're awake. He's probably spherical as well. Written by [[*user MrWrong]]. * [[[codebrown|Code Brown]]] - The Bright family gets together under less-than-cordial terms. As the day goes on, tension starts to subtly build in the air, putting the family on edge. Written by [[*user AdminBright]]. * [[[baby-s-first-guide-to-keter-class-anomalies-and-other-questi|"Baby's First Guide to Keter-Class Anomalies" and Other Questionable Documents Recovered from the Hard Drive of Dr. ████ ███████]]] - Even newborns love poetry. What could be better than SCP-themed poetry? It's not like it'll be scarring or anything! Written by [[*user Cyantreuse]]. * [[[Walk in the Park]]] - This tale about the best anomalous baseball around really knocked it out of the park! Huh? No, don't boo! That's gotta be at least worth a walk to 2nd base! Written by [[*user MrAnakinSpecter]]. * [[[The Clock Shall Strike Again]]] - A guard of Alagadda witnesses his King get Hanged and his city fall apart. Even by its end, he will be its sole Guard. Written by [[*user SunnyClockwork]]. * [[[Beasts of the Old Letters]]] - Open your alphabet book, and take a trip to Fantasy. Learn more about the land where Dragons Used to Be. Written by [[*user OZ Ouroboros]] and [[*user HotCocoaNerd]]. +++ Fandom Stuff What's been going on in the community aside from our site? Well... * [[*user GemoDawn]], who operates the channel [https://www.youtube.com/user/SCPReadings SCPReadings], did two particularly impressive videos in December. The first is actually a [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tAyZiYhUMYc reading] of [[[scp-2521|●●|●●●●●|●●|●]]] - well, less of a reading and more of a discussion and interpretation of an SCP with no words, which really highlights what makes it such a special skip. If you're looking for a more conventional reading, there's a [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oPWRXb1d9eY good, icky one] of [[[SCP-1104]]]! She also did a [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzj6ITbws2M lullaby] of sorts about the Foundation; a particularly haunting one, at that. A great channel all-around. * Though this is in Russian, it is suitably creepy nonetheless. Влад Семецкий, or [https://www.youtube.com/user/nakomis132 nakomis132] has done [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PtXAljPA0vM two] videos [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fIl7hHmFUTU reading] [http://scpfoundation.ru/scp-1220-ru SCP-1220-RU], a creepy and disturbing skip. Perfect way to close off 2015, don't you think :3 ++++ Fanart Lots of cool fanart this month! In the holiday spirit, here is a truckload for you all, in a wide variety of styles!! If you haven't seen what artists on the site have produced, go [http://www.scp-wiki.net/system:page-tags/tag/artwork#pages here] and [http://www.scp-wiki.net/forum/c-662937/fan-work here] to see what we make! * [http://daily-scp.tumblr.com/ Daily SCP] is a blog that does daily drawings of SCPs, going both in chronological order and taking requests. This month, one of their works that I particularly enjoyed was art of [[[SCP-445]]]. [http://daily-scp.tumblr.com/post/135042609146/121215-scp445-dr-wondertainments-super Incredibly silly and cute!] * [http://overlordcrown.tumblr.com OverlordCrown] is our next feature for making a simple yet visually-unique drawing of one of my favorite SCPs, [[[SCP-1936]]], and reminded me of visually of [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vib-Ribbon Vib-Ribbon] straightaway. **[Epilepsy Warning]** [http://overlordcrown.tumblr.com/post/136327475552/he-who-walks-beneath-dreams-an-elderly-human-in Go look here]. * [http://stairwayblues.tumblr.com/ Stairwayblues] is an artist with a colorful style and, well, since we have a tale about [[[scp-2030|2030]]] this month, why not link you a wonderful picture of it? Here's [http://stairwayblues.tumblr.com/post/135918581236/happy-holidays-folks-d SCP-2030] in all of its suave, charming glory. Laugh is indeed fun, and also colorful to boot! * [http://perelka-l.tumblr.com/ Perelka-l] has her own fanart thread [http://www.scp-wiki.net/forum/t-1167751/yet-another-fanart-thread on the forums], but this isn't on the site, and I figure it'd be worth it to bring more attention to her art! [[*user Perelka_L]] did a really neat one of [http://perelka-l.tumblr.com/post/136181233753/palette-36-pose-10b-with-agent-troy-lament Agent Troy Lament], because the agents working tirelessly and risking their lives each day need as much love as the SCPs too. * Wondered how [[[SCP-1471]]] appears on all those pics? [http://the-shy-guy-art.tumblr.com/ Shiala] has thought so too, and decided to treat us to her interpretation of it. The result is a [http://the-shy-guy-art.tumblr.com/post/135559951708/selfie-shirt-design-based-off-scp-1471-i-always really cute pic]. Selfies! * There's been a few Undertale/SCP crossover pics of recent, and my favorite from this month is [http://saintnevermore.deviantart.com/ SaintNevermore's] depiction of [[[SCP-682]]] as a boss. Can you even imagine? Imagine no more! Check out the monstrosity that is 682 in Undertale-style [http://saintnevermore.deviantart.com/art/A-Reptillian-monster-bares-it-s-teeth-577567049 here]. * [http://eyesakiteiko.tumblr.com/ SorateikO716] has a style I particularly enjoy, with cute-looking humanoids and attention-drawing eyes. This artist did a whole photoset of SCPs, such as [[[SCP-1372]]], [[[SCP-2049]]], [[[SCP-1591]]], [[[SCP-1760]]], [[[SCP-2833]]], & [[[SCP-1739]]]! It's always cool to see how some SCPs can be interpreted into humanoid figures! The photoset is [http://eyesakiteiko.tumblr.com/post/135696280032/scp-1372%E8%A5%BF%E7%AB%AF-scp-2049%E6%AC%A1%E5%85%83%E9%96%93%E6%B0%97%E8%B1%A1%E5%8F%B0-scp-1591%E5%A0%95%E3%81%A1%E3%81%9F%E6%98%9F here], and the artist has a personal website [http://scp-ch3oh.jimdo.com/ here]! * [http://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=14330397 寧子] has one image thus far, but it's a simple and pretty portrait of the ever-so-cute [[[SCP-131]]]. Not too much to say about it, other than I liked it a lot, enough to feature it here. Go see it [http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=54127257 here]. ------ ++++ Top-Rated Articles of 2015 2015 has been a massive year, hasn't it? Lots of cool skips and tales have come and showed their staying power. So what are the top-rated ones of the year? Here are the Top 10 for SCPs and tales! (Well, in both cases, more than that.) +++++ SCPs: # [[[scp-2521|●●|●●●●●|●●|●]]] - +609 (by [[*user LurkD]]) # [[[SCP-DEALS-J]]] ("ANOMALOUSLY LOW PRICES ON USED AUTOMOBILES") - +215 (by [[*user Von Pincier]]) # [[[scp-2602|SCP-2602, which used to be a library]]] ("Exbibliothetic") - +214 (by [[*user Communism will win]]) # [[[SCP-SAFE-J]]] ("Some safes") - +207 (by [[*user DJ Suptic]]) # [[[SCP-2875]]] ("The Town That Got Fucked By Bears") - +200 (by [[*user djkaktus]]) # [[[SCP-1730]]] ("What Happened to Site-13?") - +190 (by [[*user djkaktus]]) # [[[SCP-2915]]] ("Frostee-Flesh") - +177 (by [[*user Djoric]]) # [[[SCP-2771]]] ("Border Duty") - +172 (by [[*user Petrograd]]) # [[[SCP-2273]]] ("Major Alexei Belitrov, of the Red Army's 22^^nd^^ Armored Infantry Division") - +161 (by [[*user Agent Macleod]]) # [[[SCP-2256]]] ("Very Tall Things") - +155 (Tied) (by [[*user qntm]]) # [[[scp-ttku-j|SCP-TTKU-J (which is a thing that kills you)]]] ("A Thing That Kills You") - +155 (Tied) (by [[*user daveyoufool]]) +++++ Tales: # [[[We Need To Talk About Fifty-Five]]] - +234 (by [[*user qntm]]) # [[[Introductory Antimemetics]]] - +167 (by [[*user qntm]]) # [[[alert-lockdown-initiated|ALERT! LOCKDOWN INITIATED!]]] - +147 (by [[*user LurkD]]) # [[[Containment Breach The Musical]]] - +132 (by [[*user PeppersGhost]]) # [[[lucky-dinosaur|The Lucky Dinosaur]]] - +129 (by [[*user Sophia Light]]) # [[[Command-Query Separation]]] - +104 (by [[*user LurkD]]) # [[[Everyone Knows]]] - +99 (by [[*user Bryx]]) # [[[Clock Multiplier]]] - +97 (by [[*user LurkD]]) # [[[Null-terminating String]]] - +96 (by [[*user LurkD]]) # [[[Ketergrams]]] - +92 (Tied) (by [[*user Michael Atreus]]) # [[[Superencipherment]]] - +92 (Tied) (by [[*user LurkD]]) # [[[CASE COLOURLESS GREEN]]] - +92 (Tied) (by [[*user qntm]]) ------ Thanks for tuning in again, guys! I'm looking forward to making this better and better as 2016 goes on. If you have any thoughts or feedback, please leave a comment or PM me. Come back again next month when there's more articles and content coming your way, as always! [[=]] **« [[[news-11-2015|November 2015]]] | __December 2015__ | [[[news-01-2016|January 2016]]] »** [[/=]]