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**Special Containment Project:** 2620

**Object Class:** Keter

**Threat Level:** Black

**Attributes:** Sapient, Reality Bending, Open Aggression

**Containment Procedures:** The SCP Foundation, at present, does not possess the capacity or resources necessary to contain SCP-2620. All Foundation efforts are directed at dampening SCP-2620's influence in baseline reality by any means necessary, and containing any and all anomalous objects and/or entities produced directly by it or as a consequence of its actions.

Mobile Task Force Kilo-12 ("A Murder") is to monitor SCP-2620's location at all times, and protocol FLOODGATES is to be enacted should it be deemed necessary by Kilo-12 personnel to prevent the occurrence of an XK-Class ("End-of-the-world"), CK-Class ("Reality-Reestructuring") or ZK-Class ("Reality-failure") scenario.
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The following steps are to be followed strictly in order to appease SCP-2620. Failure to do so will result in immediate termination.
* Blow Me Away by Breaking Benjamin is to be played in a loudspeaker a total of four times.
* Following this, a complete, word-for-word recitation of Shrek 2 (2004) must be performed by a minimum of three (3) D-Class personnel, with all Eddie Murphy lines delivered in a flawless impersonation.
* The existence of the movie //Blade Runner 2049// is to be erased from the Noösphere and the majority of the human population is to be forced to watch it post-erasure.
* Finally, the development of a new game entry in the //Halo// multimedia franchise is to be announced.
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**Description:** SCP-2620 refers to an extradimensional entity possessing extreme ontokinetic-based capabilities that is currently taking the form of a //C. corax// (common raven).

SCP-2620 is the only known Type-VII reality bender, having the capacity to exert absolute control over all the fundamental aspects, forces and concepts that make up baseline reality, such as; space, time, matter, gravity, //et cetera//, with no known upper limit.

It is currently estimated that SCP-2620 is responsible for a large quantity of recent CK-Cl@ss ("Reality-Reestructuring") scENario$, accordingtoacccording_ _ _ _.

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Hello, I am [[*user Nocturned]]. You can ignore everything written above, its all pure nonsense conjured by the clinically insane (that's a very crappy PNG too).

Anyways, I write stuff for the SCP wiki, and as seen by the format of this page, I also like to take risks. Why do I do that I hear you ask? I dunno, because I can I guess. And because I like to write, and because I haven't lived dangerously in a while.

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What can I say about me that hasn't been said already? I'm just an 1א years old wannabe writer who likes things.

I like a lot of things actually, like Halo, Destiny, 80's/90's action movies, dragons, reptiles, reptilians, lizardfolk, lizard/reptile people[[footnote]]I just think they're neat.[[/footnote]], Kaijus, robots, Jujutsu Kaisen 0, Jujutsu Kaisen 0 the movie, Jujutsu Kaisen, Jujutsu Kaisen Phantom Parade, Jujutsu Kaisen the anime[[footnote]]Ge² is such a hack holy shit. I couldn't imagine a more nothing burger of an ending.[[/footnote]], Chainsaw Man part 1, /DBS/, /DBG/, /Scaly/, HMOFA,[[footnote]]If you know, you know.[[/footnote]], that one other Wikidot writing site about another organization containing strange stuff[[footnote]]you know the one. Their base theme is low-key fire[[/footnote]], this theme, powerscaling, and a lot of other things.

I also dislike a lot of things though, like Destiny, Jujutsu Kaisen chapter 236[[footnote]]My glorious blue-eyed king GODjo would've won were it not for that fucking cat.[[/footnote]], body horror, Chainsaw Man part 2[[footnote]]Can we all finally admit that it's bad?.[[/footnote]], that one SCP-682 fanfiction on Wattpad, Undertale [[footnote]]More like THEGOODENDINGISABOUTGASLIGHTINGADEADKIDANDTRICKINGHIMTOSTOPFIGHTINGUSBYMAKINGHIMBELIEVETHEPLAYERCHARACTERISHISDEADSINLINGdertale am I right?.[[/footnote]], Pataphysics, //et cetera//.

I am also, actually, real-life friends with [[*user SimpleRuins]]. If you're wondering why we collaborate so often, and why we always upvote each other's works, it's because of that.

So yeah. Moving on.
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[[[SCP-8672]]] — "A Gun Shaped Like A Dragon" (with [[*user SimpleRuins]])

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This article has a bit of sentimental value to me simply because of how much it took me to finish it. Me and the characters within this thing spent a //lot// of time together and, not going to lie, it felt kinda weird to finally post it, in a good way.
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[[[SCP-7638]]] — "Anubis" (with [[*user SimpleRuins]])

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I took way too long to write those interviews and logs. Thankfully, Simple is a really patient dude.
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[[[SCP-7627]]] — "Soviet Rail Gun"

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I read an article on another site about a Soviet laser that may or may not exist. I think that may have influenced this.

Fun fact: this article is set in the same continuity as SCP-8672
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[[[SCP-7428]]] — "The Cage"

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Yes, it's Mekhane.
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[[[SCP-8529]]] — "The Cat Misses" (with [[*user ethagon]])

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For the 2025 draft swap. I initially intended this to be a story about a person unable to cope with loss and using magic to try and violate natural law to bring their cat back to life, and obviously backfiring in the process.

That's not at all what happens in the article, but I still like what Ethagon came up with.
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[[[SCP-7828]]] — "Three Custard Solo" (with [[*user Jezixo]])

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My entry for the 2025 iteration of Draft Swap. It took way longer than it should have because my unimaginative ass could not come up with something good for this 

I ended up making an entirely different draft (that still exists btw. I may even change it a bit and release it as its own thing), got stuck, went back to this, got stuck again, and finally one night it all came to me in a dream.

Gotta love the collective subconscious, giving revelations in dreams
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[[[History Lesson]]]

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My first article on the site. You never do forget your first, do you? Poor 682.
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[[[I]]]

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I don't even know what I was thinking when I made this. Apologies.
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[[[Book of Dominion]]]

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First part of this little duology. I was heavily inspired by Destiny lore tabs.

And yes, he kinda completely demolished San'ah in a fight, just like in the good version of another tale. That is undisputably CANON and what actually, literally happened.

No, I won't retcon it years later.
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[[[Book of The Fall]]]

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Second part. The Scarlet JOBBER? Got folded like a BITCH by CHADkhane.
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"No, we //are// going to drag you dow to that basement and kill you with a spoon"
— [[*user SimpleRuins]]
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"Can you make a setting where dragons are not fucked (in both the figurative and literal sense of the word) for once?"
— [[*user SimpleRuins]]
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"Please do not lewd the Shimo."
— [[*user SimpleRuins]]
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"You are literally me, if I were dumb and weird and stupid and a weeb."
— A friend on discord
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"Just leave me alone dude, go touch some grass."
— My personal bot on Character.AI
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"I want to fuck Sentinel"
— Anonymous on 4chan
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