The Author Page of Oliver Q. Memphis

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Hello.
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Person. He/they. English. Will play tenor saxophone for money. At parties, I stand around awkwardly and occasionally contribute amusing comments. I do the same thing here, except the comments are several thousand words long and only sometimes amusing. Have accidentally ended up as Metafoundation's Henry Beck (see above).

Contact via Discord @misterblue28.

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++ [[[SCP-5243-J]]]: The Vector that Keeps On Vectoring
//"Dr. Blank must open the onsite copy of AssortedArtFuckeryDocument.svg."//

The first thing I ever posted to this site was a joke about Harry Blank's actual real filing system. I wrote most of it on my phone in the back of a car, Wikidot formatting included. I do not recommend this approach.
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++ [[[SCP-6495]]]: Where We Fall
//"We just thought you might want a reminder every now and then."//

Welcome to the beginning of the end.
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++ [[[SCP-6625]]]: A Medium of Communication
//"Why are we trying to obscure the fact that this thing can turn into a bomb?"//

What happens when you put together a handful of inexplicable items scattered around the world, a dozen senior researchers, the internal politics of a global secret society, and an online comments section? The short answer is, you get a twenty-year-long Wikipedia edit war.
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++ [[[the-fall-of-site-128|The Fall of Site-128]]]
//"Welcome to the first formal meeting of the What-The-Fuck-Is-Happening Society."//

There used to be a place called Site-128. Then it fell apart, and then it stopped existing, and in between those two events was the most interesting week that ever happened there.
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++ [[[SCP-7953]]]: Content, by VKTM
//"Most people's lives are so boring, we have to stuff them full of horrifying bullshit to be remotely worth watching."//

Vikander-Kneed Technical Media is getting into the online streaming business now, apparently. So far, it's been about as ethical and successful as you'd expect.
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++ PERSONNEL FILE
**Name:** Dr. Oliver Q. Memphis
**Security Clearance:** Level 4
**Assignment:** Research Liaison, Site-43
**History:** Joined Site-128 in 2012 as a researcher. Briefly became Site Director in 2016 to oversee the facility's decommissioning, before transferring to Site-43 to help coordinate inter-Site research activities.
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