Ode To A Businesswoman

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Hey, babe, I know you’re having a hard time. But so are the rest of us.
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**This work has CWs for:** mildly sexual language, and discussions of misogyny.

Ode To A Businesswoman by [[*user xexnoncores]]
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The following work originates from a QR code branded to several areas within the Three Portland’s Prometheus Plaza and recently zoned Androidmeda District. It is not attributable to anyone except its eponymous signer, known only as “R.”

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Girl in a business suit, I

Saw you coming out of that cafe 

A twenty dollar latte in hand

Girls like you (and forgive me if you’re not)

You fascinate me

Your cologne smears like perfume

Your shoes like a mom’s lipstick

Like a displaced Sidhe, you

March to the beat of an anonymizing drum

To the tune of a silver-spoon blare

I wonder, and I shouldn’t have

What papers you shuffle on a daily basis

Whose head is the next upon your capital’s chassis

A girl in business kind of fucks, honestly

There’s a real sense of urgency, a total harmony

Of cacophonous elements, black tie and glass paint

Paint coating a ceiling gilded to a gentrifying

Pointed sword, nasty—like all the bitches downtown.

Those women in make-up and pink fashion

Which either disgusts you

Turns you on

Or shames you.

Girl in a business suit, 

The one with the short black hair

Are you the one we’re all gabbing about?

Someone’s making moves

That these ports can’t sustain

The Sidhes are leaving, and the golems are being 

Pulverized to dust, as the dollar moves 

And the electronica pours in

As those rich paratech babies swoop 

To override the haunts of this city

The ghost of dead steel mills

Where the plains once used to be

Among parabolic wheat, as far as the eye could see—

And yet somehow, if it is you

I’ve got to admire the balls

Of someone willing to bare themselves 

In public, of all spheres too,

When the dog of merchant glory is at the door

In all its conformative glory

I can’t imagine what your office is like

Do your co-workers consider you

Just one of the guys?

Maybe someday I should take you out

And show you a real time

A proper time

Before your guilt kicks in and I’m

Thrown out like the skank your mom thinks I am
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##green|dataminer87## 12/02/2021 01:25PM
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this slaps
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##green|forgetabtbicorns## 12/02/2021 01:52PM 
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And where the fuck have you been all this time? This is awesome 👏 
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##green|hoohoohwrd_419## 12/04/2021 06:23AM 
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we got a guestbook lesgooooooo. anyone remember when everyone’s geocities had these?
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##green|mcjagger29828## 12/05/2021 01:21AM
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found this from thing in a bathroom. tight as hell whoever put this there but idk if I needed to experience existential dread while peeing
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##green|rhodethoseislands_sidhe012## 12/05/2021 02:57AM
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does anyone have info on who this is about ? 
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##green|average_avail333## 12/06/2021 05:22AM 
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jessie if you see this im sorry for what I did :(
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##green|georgia_orange27d## 12/06/2021 07:39AM 
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god I love a good chick in a business suit
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##green|anastaieeee## 12/06/2021 11:38PM
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I want whoever wrote this to know I read this and went back to fuck my ex cuz of it. Fuck you but also her office smelled sooooo good
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##green|jamil_jojo## 12/07/2021 09:12PM
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same @ above except she wasn’t just a girl anymore so idk if im allowed to say samesies. mine is a dragonling though so it was totally better than whatever you were doing
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##green|jaksjlsjsdbszx## 12/08/2021 01:01AM
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everyone is talking about hot women in these comments but im more saddened by the reminder 3ports isn’t what it used to be :( will the mayor ever listen to us again?
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##green|arigato19neko##  12/08/2021 04:56AM
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threeprts wasn’t meant to make money
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##green|dollaran_talloran## 12/08/2021 11:19AM
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fuck 3portlands i wanna go back to [http://scp-int.wikidot.com/dossier-lph little havana]
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##green|mang0fox_20XX## 12/09/2021 08:37AM
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@ the above guy little havana is owned by the illuminati aint no way ur gonna have a better time there 
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##green|42069_sexywolfass_42069## 12/09/2021 11:42PM
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Truly a moving work of art, a testament to the (thankfully still thriving) anart scene active out of our beloved Three Portlands. Being part Sidhe myself, it has been unfortunate to watch the decline of our culture over the past decade—our disco bars are no more, same fate as our whiskey pubs and magic mounds. There’s too many modified humans there now, not that I have anything against someone who can afford to modify their DNA to make their head look like a Doberman Pinscher, but why Three Portlands, of all places? 
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##green|doppleg4ng3r## 12/10/2021 10:32AM
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agreed with the above comment. when we will establish endogenic catgirls as an oppressor class
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##green|gg_gamergurkl_gg## 12/11/2021 09:39PM
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#girlboss moments! all of silver street in prom plaza is now #gentrified!!!! (But for real I swear I’ve seen this bitch somewhere? If anyone knows her name drop it so we can make her fuck off)
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##green|noitems_fd927## 12/12/2021 04:28PM
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OP this poem sounds like you weren’t loved by your parents. also #keep3portsweird
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##green|momomomtar00## 12/13/2021 12:36AM
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#keep3portsweird
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##green|chekchek226## 12/13/2021 01:52PM
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#keep3portsweird because i cant pay my rent by myself anymore
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##green|ezcepytokn2rulez## 12/15/2021 06:24PM
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fr tho god this spoke to me. spoke to me so bad. arm yourselves plz if you live in 3ports and aren’t already shit is rough and we only have each other. friendly reminder your capitalist pig friends are ONLY good for fucking—but one day, we will fuck their office permanently, fuck all of their offices and their fancy valet parking; we will fuck with the biggest cock of justice that can be found and the biggest bat that collective action can create. mark zuckerberg i am coming for you
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##green|c4tg1rl5n45ty## 12/15/2021 09:57AM
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i think everyone in these comments needs to go outside
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