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Oh. Canada?

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//-- Edgar W. McInnis//
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Welcome to Site-43! We're different.

Looking for scary monsters in solid boxes? This place isn't for you. Looking to feed people into a meat grinder? You'll have better luck at Site-19. Looking for a relaxed backwater full of eccentric academics, and a chance to try out some crazier containment techniques? Come see what we get up to down below.

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There's a few things you need to know before you get settled in. First of all, have you got any reflective objects on your person? Anything made of glass, or clear plastic? We're gonna have to confiscate those. No, they should have told you before you arrived. See, there's a mirror monster loose in the compound, and the best part is, that's intentional.

It might take you some time to get used to this place. Why not ride the Inter-Sectional Subway System and check out Intake Point Nine-Four, in the middle of Lake Huron? It's all glassed-in, and it's quite a view. Maybe you'll spot one of the underwater panthers that are loose on the lakebed! That's also intentional.

We handle containment differently at Site-43. We have to, because we can't actually take on more super-dangerous anomalies. We've still got quite a few, but they're the ones we can't move. After the annual magic gunk refinery explosions started happening, we...

Hey! Where are you going?
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I'm glad you decided to stay. I have some stories to tell you about this place, and the people who work here, and the people who don't work here anymore. We keep a lot of secrets down here in the dark.

Right now, there's two things dominating most of our time. On the one hand, we're fighting a shadow war with an ancient Austrian memeticist society (no, seriously). On the other hand, we're trying to catch a less-ancient American memeticist corporation (yes, seriously). Of course there's a lot more than that going on; it's a big, weird Site. Maybe you'll bring us some new stories. Maybe they won't even be about memes. Please, let them not be about memes.

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++ ##white|**Phase One:**##
++ ##white|**Adventures in Acroamatic Abatement**##
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++ **[[[SCP-5056]]]: The Constant Companions**
by [[*user HarryBlank]]

Yeah, let's start with this one. It's a good introduction to the way things work in this place. Okay, so there's this janitor, and his visible friend, right? They're gonna die of old age here.

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++ **[[[scp-5056-tests|SCP-5056 Experiment and Incident Reports]]]**
by [[*user HarryBlank]]

Hey, that's the Site Director! He's been the Site Director for more than twenty years, minus a two-week period where... hahaha, oh man, funny story. Okay, maybe not //funny,// but...

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++ **[[[SCP-5109]]]: The One-Time Password**
by [[*user HarryBlank]]

We don't talk about this one much anymore. It looked like it was gonna be the Next Big Thing, but then there was that unfortunate business with the bombs, and... well.

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++ **[[[SCP-5243]]]: The Breach that Keeps On Breaching**
by [[*user HarryBlank]]

Ugh, is it that time of year again? Go into your room, lock the door, and if you hear explosions, don't worry about it. They're old explosions.

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++ **[[[the-significant-others-part-a|The Significant Others, Part "A"]]]**
by [[*user HarryBlank]]

So, you remember the mirror monster? About that mirror monster...

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++ **[[[the-significant-others-part-b|The Significant Others, Part "B"]]]**
by [[*user HarryBlank]]

I hope things turn out well for the janitor, he's a pretty swell dude.

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++ ##white|**Phase Two:**##
++ ##white|**The Past is a Foreign Element**##
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++ **[[[SCP-5382]]]: The Cure, and What Ails You**
by [[*user HarryBlank]]

You want to hear about how this place got started? Oh, sure, it's an interesting story. A //long,// interesting story. A long interesting story about a textually-transmitted disease and the pseudoscience ads that have cured it for four hundred years. Do I have your attention yet?

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++ **[[[SCP-5494]]]: The Lords of the Beneath World**
by [[*user HarryBlank]]

How about those underwater panthers, eh? Can you believe it, they actually tried to capture them back when they were building the Site. Hahaha. Boy, //that// turned out well.

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++ **[[[SCP-5520]]]: The Rabbit Hole**
by [[*user HarryBlank]]

Come here for a second. You see that door? That one, right there? Don't ever open that door. Why? Because it leads to a gigantic ravine and a gigantic underground factory. They say it's haunted. And then they get amnesticized, because it's SECRET haunted!

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++ ##white|**Phase Three:**##
++ ##white|**Atypical Containment**##
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++ **[[[the-b-b-decommission|The B&B Decommission]]]**
by [[*user HarryBlank]]

Have you met Dr. Blank and Dr. Bradbury? They used to be quite the team, back in the day. They're quite the team again, thanks to what happened during that whole General Bowe disaster. You didn't hear about that? It's a great object lesson in why our way works.

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++ **Secure Facility Dossier: [[[secure-facility-dossier-site-43|Site-43]]]**
by [[*user HarryBlank]]

I think you're ready for the big picture. It's got lots of small pictures in it, if you get bored.

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++ **[[[dead-dogs-magic-mounties|Dead Dogs, Magic Mounties]]]**
by [[*user HarryBlank]]

Are you a history buff? Yeah, not a lot of people are. But the history of this place is truly wacko, so I think it's worth taking a dive into. Just don't breathe too deep.

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++ **[[[acroamatic-abatement|Everything You Need to Know About Acroamatic Abatement But Were Too Confused by the Name to Ask]]]**
by [[*user HarryBlank]]

Don't believe the title. You're not gonna learn how to break down esoteric effluence by reading this. You might just learn how to become a better researcher, though.

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++ ##white|**Phase Four:**##
++ ##white|**Back to the Present**##
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++ **[[[SCP-5618]]]: The Dead End**
by [[*user HarryBlank]]

So, keep this under your hat, but we might be in an alternate reality. Yeah, it's 5243's fault. Yeah, a lot of things are, around here.

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++ **[[[SCP-5751]]]: The Last Word**
by [[*user HarryBlank]]

I've decided I'm never going to die. When you die, all the awful shit you deleted comes back to haunt you in CD-ROM form. Not even joking. There's a file on it and everything.

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++ **[[[SCP-5866]]]: The Namesnake**
by [[*user HarryBlank]]

Have you seen Dr. Corbin lately? She seems really down; Theology and Teleology is a depressing field. I hear they're getting some cool new bones, maybe that'll cheer her up.

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++ **[[[the-huron-carol|The Huron Carol]]]**
by [[*user HarryBlank]]

It's that time of year again. Apparently. It's hard to tell when you're stuck underground, surrounded by sick people. Merry whatever! Keep your distance, please.

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++ ##white|**Phase Five:**##
++ ##white|**Around the World in Nineteen Tales**##
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++ **[[[the-time-after-time-password-hub|The Time After Time Password]]]** 
++ ##DeepSkyBlue|Full storyline complete as of## ##DeepSkyBlue|11/30/2021!##
by [[*user HarryBlank]]

This place doesn't exist in a vacuum. There's a whole world of Sites out there! And we saved their asses. It's classified as all hell, but that's the short version. There //is// a long version.

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++ ##white|**Phase Six:**##
++ ##white|**The Past is a Foreign Country...**##
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++ **[[[The Good Work]]]**
by [[*user HarryBlank]]

People say this place was founded by two men who were very close, for a very long time. People say a lot of things about those two; they're the only ones who really knew the truth.
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++ **Graduation, Part 1 of 2: [[[Dissertation]]]**
by [[*user HarryBlank]]

Have you ever wondered how someone comes to work at the Foundation? No, of course not, you //do// work at the Foundation! Well, I bet everyone else wonders. At least a little bit.
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++ **Graduation, Part 2 of 2: [[[Defence]]]**
by [[*user HarryBlank]]

What was your first anomaly? Did you stumble on it in the wild, or did you get to see it behind glass, where it couldn't hurt you? Did you take a chance, and risk it all?
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++ **[[[SCP-5054-EX]]]: The Memetic Myth of Joe Who?**
by [[*user HarryBlank]]

Not many people who work here are remembered once they're gone. Conversely, not many people who //don't// work here are forgotten. Sometimes these things dovetail.
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++ **[[[SCP-5162]]]: The Weight**
by [[*user HarryBlank]]

Everybody who works here has a story. Some of them are funny, most of them are sad, a few of them are scary, but very few are boring. Some of them are harder to classify.
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++ **[[[SCP-5956]]]: THEREISNOCANNON**
by [[*user Placeholder_McD]] and [[*user HarryBlank]]

So "magic explosions happen here annually" is the short version. "Magic timeline shenanigans happen here often" is the longer version. The //longest// version is also... really upsetting.

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++ ##white|**Phase Seven:**##
++ ##white|**...They Do Things Differently There**##
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++ **[[[SCP-5756]]]: The Constant Reminder**
by [[*user Placeholder McD]]

It's really sad, what happened to Dr. Deering... but don't tell his brother. It's really sad what happened to him, too. They have that in common; it's basically the only thing they share.

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++ **[[[SCP-5238]]]: The Ship of Dreams**
by [[*user HarryBlank]]

Not many people bring a bona-fide anomaly with them to the Foundation when they're hired. That's, like, a reverse signing bonus! Anyway, ask Dr. Blank about ocean liners.
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++ **[[[SCP-5295]]]: The Person-to-Personal Computer**
by [[*user HarryBlank]]

People working in IT have it rough, so it's no wonder some of them snap under the pressure. Chief Marroquin, though, he snapped in style -- 1990s Apple Macintosh style.
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++ **[[[scp-5281|SCP-5281-D]]]: The Man of the Hour**
by [[*user HarryBlank]]

There's no D-class at Site-43, and we treat our humanoids well. Even we have our limits, however, and wouldn't you know it? Child cannibalism is one of them.
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++ **[[[SCP-5379]]]: The Taped Confession**
by [[*user HarryBlank]]

VKTM takes up a lot of our time here; we've hired a lot of researchers for their file. Dr. McInnis seems to have a special interest, even though he isn't project head... wonder why.
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++ ##white|**Phase Eight:**##
++ ##white|**You Have to Laugh**##
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++ **[[[SCP-5734]]]: The Unverb**
by Ihp

We do a lot of memetics work at 43, and there's a reason for that: we're in a slow-burning war with the original memeticists. Watch your language around them, or you might lose it.
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++ **[[[SCP-5416]]]: The Lever**
by [[*user HarryBlank]]

We've been finding a ton of these weird little objects that do big, terrible things lately. Sometimes we figure them out. Sometimes that's good. It wasn't, in this case.
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++ **[[[SCP-5524]]]: The Insatiable Semantic**
by [[*user HarryBlank]]

Ever meet somebody with a stupid name? No, I mean a //stupid// name. No, I mean a really, really, //really// stupid name. Yes. No! Alright, you're not getting it. Here's what I mean.
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++ **[[[The Lamest Story Never Told]]]**
by Ihp

Not everyone has a story, if you ask me. Take Dr. Wettle. Please. Hahaha! But seriously, there's no explanation for why he is the way he is except personal failings. There can't be.
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++ **[[[SCP-5616]]]: The Woman in the Incinerator**
by [[*user HarryBlank]]

Have you met Dr. Reynders? She's the easiest person in the entire Site to meet. She has no schedule, and she's always in the same place. //Always.// Since //nineteen-forty-three.//
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++ ##white|**Phase Nine:**##
++ ##white|**It's Later Than You Think**##
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++ **[[[scp-6500|SCP-6500: Inevitable]]]**
by [[*user Aethris]], [[*user DarkStuff]], [[*user Grigori Karpin]], [[*user HarryBlank]], 
[[*user ihp]], [[*user Placeholder McD]], [[*user S D Locke]]

What would our world be like if all the strange, wonderful, horrible things were gone? We might be about to find out. Is it possible we've been doing things wrong this whole time?
[[/div]]

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++ **[[[scp-5056-audio-transcripts|SCP-5056 Audio Transcripts]]]**
by [[*user HarryBlank]]

Wow, seems like only yesterday I was introducing you to Phil and his mirror monster. Time flies when you're having fun, eh? Time hasn't flown for Phil very often.
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++ **[[[/scp-5056/offset/1|SCP-5056]]]: The Mirror Image**
by [[*user HarryBlank]]

A lot has happened in the past year, and it's trickled all the way down to everyone's favourite sad-sack janitor. I think perhaps it's time to look back on what we've accomplished.
[[/div]]

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++ **[[[SCP-5729]]]: The Ghost in the Shed**
by [[*user HarryBlank]]

We all have strange childhood memories. Oh! That reminds me. You are required to report all strange childhood memories to the Spectrometry and Spectremetry Section ASAP.
[[/div]]

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++ **[[[Whose Lake Is It Anyway?]]]**
by [[*user HarryBlank]]

We don't own this land. It wasn't for sale, and anyway we never paid a penny for it. There is an injustice baked into this story, and it's hard to digest; this park was stolen.
[[/div]]

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++ **[[[SCP-5883]]]: The Flip Side**
by [[*user HarryBlank]]

If you've noticed anybody acting kinda weird lately, you should tell Dr. Lillihammer. Okay, I know, everyone here is already weird, but. I mean //really// weird. Like, Australian weird.
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++ ##white|**Phase Ten:**##
++ ##white|**Edge Cases**##
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++ **[[[SCP-6056]]]: The Crumpening**
by [[*user HarryBlank]]

Explosions are not a rarity at this Site. The thing is, we've gotten used to our explosions. Our explosions are //scheduled.// We do not approve of unscheduled explosions at this Site.
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++ **[[[SCP-5243 Video Transcripts]]]**
by [[*user Placeholder McD]] and [[*user HarryBlank]]

Perhaps I should have clarified earlier. We don't approve of //anything// unscheduled in our regularly-scheduled magical meltdowns. Poor Dr. Wettle... and poor Dr. Zlatá?
[[/div]]

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++ **[/pickman-blank-proposal CODE NAME: Pickman/Blank - The Frontispiece]**
by Ihp and [[*user HarryBlank]]

Lake Huron **S**upply, **C**ontrol, and **P**urification. **S**&**C** **P**lastics. How do we dare to be so overt? And what kind of a name is "The Secure, Contain, Protect Foundation" anyway? There's got to be something deeper going on. There's got to be a story here.
[[/div]]

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++ **[[[The Martinet Effect]]]**
by [[*user HarryBlank]]

Dr. LeBlanc has been hanging out with Dr. Wettle for a long time, now. That can't be healthy for him. But maybe, just maybe, it can be healthy for Dr. Wettle...
[[/div]]

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++ **[[[Pride of Place]]]**
by [[*user HarryBlank]]

Some things really are forever.
[[/div]]

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++ **[[[The Forms]]]**
by [[*user HarryBlank]]

In an office deep and dreary, Dr. Elstrom's feeling leery of the requisition forms she's forced to sign the whole day long. Presently she feels a pang of conscience, and begins harangue designed to keep her spirits warm: calm down, Karen, sign the forms.
[[/div]]

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++ **[[[SCP-6121]]]: The Capslock Crew**
by [[*user HarryBlank]]

You ever notice how many funny guy SCPs we contain these days? When did that start, anyway? Why haven't I ever heard of the very first funny guys to get contained?
[[/div]]

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++ **[[[SCP-6263]]]: The Instant Karma**
by [[*user HarryBlank]]

Spelling is hard when your an idiot.
[[/div]]

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++ **[[[A Bitch]]]**
by [[*user HarryBlank]]

Karen Elstrom gets a lot of shit as Site-43's chief administrative officer. She brings more than a little of it on herself. Why does she seem so keen to be that thing what rhymes with 'itch'?
[[/div]]

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++ **[[[On the Same Page]]]**
by [[*user HarryBlank]]

Hatred is romance plus time. Love is romance plus time plus having something in common.
[[/div]]

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++ **[[[Ho]]]**
by [[*user HarryBlank]]

We celebrate our good fortune at the end of another successful year of s-ing, c-ing and p-ing. It's not much of a celebration, because we haven't got much good fortune.
[[/div]]

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++ **[[[SCP-6156]]]: Oh, Doug!**
by [[*user Calibold]]

Philip and Doug have grown so much over the past few years, and they've really made an impact on Site-43... and beyond. At least VKTM cared enough to hire some good actors.
[[/div]]

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++ ##white|**Phase Eleven:**##
++ ##white|**Not Again**##
[[/div]]

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++ **[[[SCP-6382]]]: The Fire Breaks**
by [[*user HarryBlank]]

The //giftschreiber// announce the dawning of a new era with attacks on all branches of the SCP Foundation. Thilo Zwist knows that only he can set things right. Is he wrong?
[[/div]]

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++ **[[[SCP-6484]]]: The Circumlocutors**
by [[*user HarryBlank]]

Okay, you ever feel like people are getting worse at writing? Not specific people, but //people,// basically everybody? Oh, cripes, is //everything// an anomaly now?
[[/div]]

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++ **[[[Two Two Two Two Two]]]**
by [[*user HarryBlank]]

There's something on the horizon. No, actually, it's //two// somethings, and they //are// the horizon. And the horizon is getting closer.
[[/div]]

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++ **[[[SCP-6519]]]: The Spirit in the Sky**
by [[*user HarryBlank]]

Spectrometry and Spectremetry studies the limin between life and death, the ultimate fate of all mankind. Naturally, nobody takes them seriously. Except the ghosts.
[[/div]]

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++ **[[[SCP-6643]]]: The Common (?) Denominator**
by [[*user HarryBlank]]

Science, in a nutshell, is about testing the boundaries of the known. Parascience is about testing the boundaries of the //unknown,// and that can get a whole lot weirder.
[[/div]]

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++ **[[[SCP-7000]]]: The Loser**
by [[*user HarryBlank]]

Dr. William Wallace Wettle is not the unluckiest man on Earth. That would be a mark of distinction, and poor old Willie's got none of those. But when worldwide probability goes on the collective fritz, his one point of stable sad-sackery becomes the Foundation's most distinctive asset. He's about to become very famous, and he's going to hate it very much.
[[/div]]

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++ ##white|**Phase Twelve:**##
++ ##white|**The Breach Goes On, Volume One**##
[[/div]]

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++ **[[[bury-the-survivors-hub | Bury the Survivors]]]**
by [[*user HarryBlank]]

The eighth of September, 2002 is a black mark on the safety record of Site-43. Acroamatic Abatement Facility AAF-D exploded, eight staff members died, and the lives of the rest were irrevocably changed. It's time we found out why it happened... and what it all meant.
[[/div]]

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++ ##white|**Phase Thirteen:**##
++ ##white|**The Calm Amidst the Storm**##
[[/div]]

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++ **[[[les-enfants-vont-bien | Les Enfants Vont Bien]]]**
by [[*user HarryBlank]]

Marie Arsenault is about to greet her last trick or treater. Sleep tight, child.
[[/div]]

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++ **[[[graveyard-shift | Graveyard Shift]]]**
by [[*user HarryBlank]]

What better night to go hunting for ghosts than All Hallow's Eve? Any other night. We should have picked //any other god damn night.// Shift happens.
[[/div]]

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++ **[[[come-home-for-zwistmas | Come Home for Zwistmas]]]**
by [[*user HarryBlank]]

Some of our people are becoming magic people. Some magic people are becoming our people. The end of the year is a time for becoming, and belonging.
[[/div]]

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++ **[[[testing-the-margins | Testing the Margins]]]**
by [[*user HarryBlank]]

Lillian Lillihammer is back from her cryptomantic training retreat. By the time this day is out, she'll be making Delfina Ibanez and Udo Okorie wish they could retreat themselves.
[[/div]]

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++ **[[[SCP-6721]]]: "The Light Uncanny"**
by [[*user HarryBlank]]

We're a tight-knit group at 43, and the passage of time has little effect on that. When we think one of ours is in danger, well, that's when //we're// at our most dangerous.
[[/div]]

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++ **[[[SCP-6858]]]: "The Wolf, Down"**
by [[*user HarryBlank]]

The Occult and Supernatural Activity Taskforce of the Royal Canadian Mounted Police is a big name for small men in large hats. And there's not much inside those hats.
[[/div]]

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++ **[[[SCP-6965]]]: "The Hoping Machines"**
by [[*user HarryBlank]]

Some fights never end. Some fighters just won't quit. The Guthrie family has been in the trenches for three generations, and their long struggle might just set the rest of us free.
[[/div]]

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++ **[[[Nx-143]]]**
by [[*user HarryBlank]]

It's an open secret that the staff of Site-43 get up to a lot of monkey business with each other. It's time to start prying closed doors open and figure out why.
[[/div]]

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++ ##white|**Phase Fourteen:**##
++ ##white|**What Truths Beneath**##
[[/div]]

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++ **[[[SCP-7056]]]: "The Site-43 Seal of Solidarity"**
by [[*user HarryBlank]]

You look at something often enough, you stop seeing it. That's not the case with Site-43's unique, anachronistic crest; you can't really stop seeing yourself, after all.
[[/div]]

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++ ##white|**Volume 1: 2021**##
[[/div]]

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++ **[[[SCP-5889]]]: AMnestic**
by [[*user Dysadron]] and [[*user Grigori Karpin]]

Who says there's nothing good on the radio these days?
[[/div]]

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++ **[[[SCP-5904]]]: Inhuman Resources**
by [[*user Grigori Karpin]]

**ALL-SECTIONS STAFF MEETING MINUTES [EXCERPT]**

The next agenda item was SCP-5904, a set of memetic videotapes. Dr. Wettle was selected as lead researcher after remarking, without prompting, that he still owned a VHS player.
[[/div]]

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++ **[[[SCP-5897]]]: History is Written by the VKTM**
by [[*user Grigori Karpin]]

This ain't your daddy's history. Or your mommy's. Or maybe anybody's?
[[/div]]

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++ **[[[SCP-5379]]]: The Taped Confession**
by [[*user HarryBlank]]

VKTM takes up a lot of our time here; we've hired a lot of researchers for their file. Dr. McInnis seems to have a special interest, even though he isn't project head... wonder why.
[[/div]]

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++ **[[[SCP-5479]]]: A Movie of You**
by [[*user Grigori Karpin]]

We don't have D-Class at 43, but we're an outlier. They //do// have D-Class at 19, tons of them in fact, and VKTM noticed; this is what they did about it. Poor Dr. Whatserface.
[[/div]]

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++ **[[[SCP-5681]]]: Gehenna Arcade**
by [[*user Grigori Karpin]] and [[*user Vivarium]]

VKTM is really branching out. Did you see the pilot for their game show? Someone needs to explain to them that the "game" part doesn't mean "animals kept for hunting purposes."
[[/div]]

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++ **[[[SCP-6591]]]: 'Cize Up!: A Vikander-Kneed Technical Media Program**
by [[*user PlaguePJP]]

These tapes are so much fun. First we get to find out what horrible thing they commited to film; then we get to find out what horrible thing it does to us. Every day is Christmas.
[[/div]]

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++ **[[[SCP-5698]]]: Economic Migration**
by [[*user Grigori Karpin]]

Ever feel like Groups of Interest exist to make our lives morally complicated? Half the time VKTM leaves me going "haha fuck yeah!" and half the time //my lifespan is shortened.//
[[/div]]

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++ **[[[A Culinary Broadcast]]]**
by [[*user FluffyDog00]]

What's more American than Thanksgiving? The closing ranks. The sharpened knives. The carving-up. The sheer //consumption//. Taking what you don't need! Taking it //all.//
[[/div]]

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++ **[[[SCP-5358]]]: Vlorschidia**
by [[*user winkwonkboi]]

You ever see one of those travel documentaries where it's almost like the documentarians got bored with real countries, and made up a fake one? No, you haven't. Not like this.
[[/div]]

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++ **[[[SCP-6123]]]: VKTM Presents: Media And You**
by [[*user Grigori Karpin]]

I used to think I wanted to know what made these people tick, what goes on in their weird alien brains. And then I found out. The goodie bags had better be worth it...
[[/div]]

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++ **[[[SCP-5974]]]: The Interactive Fiction**
by [[*user HarryBlank]]

There's a reason we don't cross-test anomalies: the results are unpredictable. There's a reason we wish anomalous media companies wouldn't cross-pollinate: this is that reason.
[[/div]]

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++ **[[[SCP-5571]]]: American Backyard**
by [[*user Grigori Karpin]]

They tell stories 'round these here parts 'bout the meanest, nastiest, stupidest, most ornery critters ever to walk the face o' this ol' Earth. They're awful unselfconscious like that.
[[/div]]

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++ **[[[SCP-6301]]]: Funky Finn's Children Happy Hour**
by [[*user Grigori Karpin]], [[*user GremlinGroup]] and [[*user LORDXVNV]]

A child's mind is a wonderful thing. Under the right conditions, creativity, tolerance and an open mind can blossom like a precious flower! You gotta start early to prevent that shit.
[[/div]]

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++ **[[[SCP-5428]]]: 101 Household Hints with Eleonor**
by [[*user AWeirdBird]]

Keeping house in these complex modern times can be a real nightmare. VKTM is here to help! With the nightmare part. Obviously only with the nightmare part.
[[/div]]

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++ **[[[SCP-6750]]]: Halloween Safety Tips, Presented by Sam Hain**
by [[*user PlaguePJP]] and [[*user J Dune]]

Boo'd evening, chilllllldren! Let Sam Hain ostensibly show you how to remain safe and sound of body and mind this Halloween! We have no legal duty of care, to be clear. We checked.
[[/div]]

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++ **[[[SCP-6677]]]: Finn's Hollow - a Vikander-Kneed Production**
by [[*user Grigori Karpin]]

The happy folks of Finn's Hollow -- for a given definition of "happy" -- are here to teach their audience the meaning of love and tolerance! Uhhhhh, vicariously.
[[/div]]

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++ **[[[SCP-6221]]]: A Very VKTM Christmas**
by [[*user ihp]]

Vikander-Kneed brings their special brand^^TM^^ of social commentary to bear on the wonderful world of Christmas media. Is nothing sacred? One can only hope.
[[/div]]

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++ **[[[SCP-6780]]]: 'helth by dado' Brought to You by Vikander-Kneed**
by [[*user ihp]] and [[*user Grigori Karpin]]

The world's finest and most trustworthy purveyor of totally legitimate and non-deadly medicines pairs up with the world's finest creators of perfectly normal media!
[[/div]]

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++ **[[[SCP-6156]]]: Oh, Doug!**
by [[*user Calibold]]

Site-43 has always been just one step removed from a sitcom setting, and VKTM has always been willing to go one step beyond. Lights! Camera! MIRROR MONSTER!
[[/div]]

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++ **[[[SCP-1337-EX]]]: NFTs by Vikander-Kneed**
by [[*user LORDXVNV]]

Never let it be said that VKTM don't want to set the world on fire.
[[/div]]

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++ ##white|**Volume 2: 2022**##
[[/div]]

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++ **[[[The Art of Vikander-Kneed Technical Media]]]**

You can't build a better tomorrow without breaking a few artists! Well, okay, maybe you could, but it wouldn't be nearly as much fun to look at. SUFFER FOR OUR MEDIA
[[/div]]

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++ **[[[SCP-6358]]]: MESSIAH**
by [[*user Machen2]]

VKTM gets religion. I mean //really gets it,// man. Religion gets got, is what I'm saying.
[[/div]]

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++ **[[[SCP-6359]]]: American American**
by [[*user HarryBlank]]

You've seen American Dad! You've seen American Dream Derby! YOu'veseen American Grit! You've seen merican Heiress! You've sseen American Hoggesr! Yopu've seen AMericanIdol! YO'uversene American Playboy: The Hugh Hefner Story! You'ves een MAerican Logger!S You've seen American
[[/div]]

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++ **[[[SCP-6897]]]: You Won't Believe How the Sausage is Made!**
by [[*user Grigori Karpin]]

Enjoy an exclusive tour of VKTM's definitely real facilities! Learn definitely true things about how we're leading you to a Better Tomorrow (TM)! Survive! (Conditions apply.)
[[/div]]

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++ **[[[SCP-6613]]]: Period Drama**
by [[*user Doctor Cimmerian]]

Sick of one-note television programs apparently dreamed up to flesh out their own punny names? I hope not. We were really banking on you not being sick of that yet.
[[/div]]

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++ **[[[SCP-6891]]]: How to Cure Anxiety Without Really Trying**
by [[*user Sound Chaser]]

VKTM teaches mindfulness! Give VKTM access to your mind, and let us root around in there for a bit. Because let's be honest, we didn't //need// to ask permission.
[[/div]]

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++ **[[[Vikander Kneed Worldwide News Network]]]**
by [[*user Cole 13]]

SCP Foundation reorganizes into probable tax shelter, news at 11.
[[/div]]

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++ **[[[SCP-7007]]]: Misfortune Gorge**
by [[*user Grigori Karpin]] and [[*user Vivarium]]

Are you ready for a very special VKTM holiday production? The holiday is something called "the SCP-7000 contest," and the question was rhetorical, because you're already on set and on camera, Marjorie! I'm sure the other members of the O5 Council wish you the best of luck as the games begin. (Save any admission of crimes against humanity for the lightning round.)
[[/div]]

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++ **[[[The Trainee Gets Trolled]]]**
by [[*user Guezma]]

Ron Gambi learns the hard way that social media in the time of Vanguard is a toxic swamp of dangerous bad actors. It's nice to see continuity in the midst of change!
[[/div]]

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++ **[[[SCP-7806]]]: knees for dado**
by [[*user HarryBlank]]

The cursed media landscape caters to all tastes, and sometimes that generates some truly inscrutable shit. Like... who wants to see some actress' knees this bad? And this //much?//
[[/div]]

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++ **[[[SCP-7069]]]: VKTM Presents: Reader x You!**
by [[*user LORDXVNV]]

When you live in a world that isn't all real, what //exactly// does it mean to have readers?
[[/div]]


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++ ##white|**Season Zero:**##
++ ##white|**Mythopoeia**##
[[/div]]

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++ **[/ai-classification-guide Limited Memory]**
by [[*user its a bad idea]], [[*user Pedagon]], [[*user Placeholder_McD]] and [[*user Tyumen]]

.aics Mnemosyne, Glacon and 8-ball fight to free their fragile human handlers from the supposed Prophet of WAN. Will they forget their foes before CORE remembers its allies?
[[/div]]

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++ **[/scp-5242 SCP-INTEGER]**
by [[*user Placeholder_McD]]

Site-15's Director gets a tad too curious about a hazardous semantic anomaly and falls into a web of self-abstracting logical truths. Don't ask who wove it. Seriously, don't.
[[/div]]
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++ ##white|**Season One:**##
++ ##white|**Monomythology**##
[[/div]]

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++ **[[[PLACEHOLDER]]]**
by [[*user Placeholder_McD]]

The pataphysicist supreme hears a call to adventure from across an interstellar gulf. Will he be the hero of this journey, and if so: what will he find, and how will he change?
[[/div]]

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++ **[[[BLANK]]]**
by [[*user Placeholder_McD]]

If Placeholder McDoctorate is going to explore the storyhole, he'll need a crew. Preferably a crew with unrealized narrative potential; a blank slate, if you will. You will! It is written.
[[/div]]

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++ **[[[CAST]]]**
by [[*user Placeholder_McD]]

McDoctorate and Blank are committed, but the Placeholder Exploratory Engine still needs its archetypical complement filled out. Place has a list; time for a secondary character harvest.
[[/div]]

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++ **[[[scp-cash4d-j|SCP-CASH4D-J]]]: The People Person**
by [[*user HarryBlank]]

Things sure have changed. Used to be they didn't think twice about feeding human beings into geometric meat grinders. Why'd they stop? Well, there's this underground urban legend...

[[/div]]

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++ **[[[SCP-5977]]]: The Load-Bearing Members**
by [[*user HarryBlank]]

Have you been to Toronto? Used the subway? There's some leftover anomalous shit in Museum Station. Okay, they say it's safe and all, but a load-bearing sculpture appears out of nowhere? You can't tell me that's normal. Even for us, that isn't normal.
[[/div]]

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++ **[[[SCP-5583]]]: Skippy the Unicorn Has Had Enough of Your Shit**
by [[*user nickthebrick1]] and [[*user HarryBlank]]

Ever thought it would be fun to hang out in a party restaraunt after dark? It isn't. Ever thought party restaurant animatronics are nightmarish? You shouldn't, unless you are one.
[[/div]]

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++ **[[[SCP-5486]]]: Conjunction Immemorial**
by [[*user Grigori Karpin]] and [[*user PlaguePJP]]

Do you have any idea how nightmarish this world is? When you see the monsters arrayed against us, when you have to find a way to fight them... never mind, we got this. Let's roll.
[[/div]]

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++ **[[[Danimals]]]**
by [[*user HarryBlank]]

Have you noticed that a lot of Foundation researchers and Persons of Interest are named Dan-something? Someone else seems to have noticed, and here's what they did about it.
[[/div]]

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++ **[[[SCP-5488]]]: Ratings That Stick**
by [[*user nickthebrick1]] and [[*user HarryBlank]]

Anomalous media is getting thoroughly out of hand. What's next? Slipcases that restore deleted scenes? Commercials that //make// you buy stuff? Rating stickers that change content?
[[/div]]

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++ **[[[It's real I swear]]]**
by [[*user HarryBlank]]

Parawatch is kind of a problem for us. No, not like that; they're easy to silence, and they're not great at digging stuff up. They //are// a magnet for anomalous awfulness, however.
[[/div]]

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++ **[[[SCP-6069]]]: Cupid's Angels**
by [[*user nickthebrick1]]

Have you ever felt like all the love has gone out of the world? Whenabouts was that? When you felt it, yeah? No, I need to know the exact date. For the report.
[[/div]]

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++ **[[[One Spark, Four Flames]]]**
by [[*user Ralliston]]

What do you get when you cross a deer god, a Polish mage, two American mages, a Canadian theologist, and the storybook world of Sloth's Pit? Fire. You get fire.
[[/div]]

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++ **[[[SCP-6622]]]: Beaver Power**
by [[*user bigslothonmyface]]

"Canada? What have they got, anomalous maple syrup mooses?" No. First, the plural of "moose" is "moose." Second, what we've got is anomalous hydroelectric beavers.
[[/div]]

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++ **[[[SCP-6029]]]: Cracked**
by [[*user nickthebrick1]]

There's always been a divide between the Global Occult Coalition and the SCP Foundation; our ideologies and approaches are incompatible. What could bridge that gap?
[[/div]]

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++ **[[[top-5-colleges |These 5 Colleges are the Best for Learning Dark Powers! Number 1 Will Shock You!]]]**
by [[*user LORDXVNV]]

In a Broken Masquerade, Site-43 might open its doors to undergrads. What sort of reviews might it get? Whose classes should you take? Whose //shouldn't// you take?
[[/div]]

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++ **[[[SCP-6911]]]: All I need is a little me time.**
by [[*user Uncle Nicolini]]

Dr. Everwood's been under a lot of stress lately, and so has reality in the hall leading to their office. Here's the thing about coincidences in the SCP Foundation: they're not a thing.
[[/div]]

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++ **[[[SCP-6913]]]: A Mug Only a Mother Could Love**
by [[*user Grigori Karpin]]

It's easy to lose perspective sometimes.
[[/div]]

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++ **[[[A Canadian Standoff]]]**
by [[*user Kensing]]

A question is posited: is it okay to steal your co-workers' lunches if the lunches aren't very good, and also if the food is foreign? Why, yes, the positer //is// American. How'd you guess.
[[/div]]

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++ **[[[SCP-5496]]]: The Site-43 Suggestion Box**
by [[*user RealSurrealSir]]

A suggestion box, one that ACTUALLY addresses people's concerns. How nice! 
Or maybe it isn't... Yeah, judging by the results,  it really isn't.
[[/div]]

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++ **[[[SCP-6645]]]: All I See is Flames**
by [[*user NDHeckfire]]

There's a hot new trend at Site-43: literally catching on fire. We can't wait to find out if it's a terrifying new thing or a dumb new thing! Odds are 50/50.
[[/div]]

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++ **[[[SCP-6836]]]: The Hole of Our Obligations**
by [[*user MrBadFellow]]

There's a hole in the wall at --Outpost-- --Provisional Site-- Site-232, and it's coughed up one hell of a problem for Dr. Fellows, a whole cast of eccentric experts, and possibly all life on Earth.
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++ **[[[SCP-5243-J]]]: The Vector that Keeps On Vectoring**
by [[*user OliverMemphis]]

You ever noticed how much stuff at this Site has its own logo? Yeah, Dr. Blank makes most of those. For an archivist, though, he sure has an interesting filing system.
[[/div]]

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++ **[[[SCP-7128]]]: The Keepsakes**
by [[*user HarryBlank]]

Old soldiers never die.
[[/div]]

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++ **[[[WILLIE WETTLE WASHED UP WHILE WALKING]]]**
by [[*user Prime Girl]]

Have you heard of Site-333, down in Atlantic City? God they're //the worst//. The Site's lousy, the employees are worse and their enemies? Forget about it!

I heard Dr.Wettle used to work there...
[[/div]]


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++ **[[[Got your whiskers in a Zwist]]]**
by [[*user Guezma]]

"I've made mistakes Vivian, you know this. For the most part of my life, I've been running after them. Some, a rare few, have been running after me."

[[/div]]

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++ **[[[garfield-timeline |3166-7966-5382 Theoplex Interaction Timeline]]]**
by [[*user LORDXVNV]]

//I could not let these men be haunted by the orange cat, as I had been. How was I to know they spat in the eye of God?//

--Thilo Zwist

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++ **[[[SCP-6862]]]: Beatlemania 2: Keep on Beatlin'**

by [[*user TroutMaskReplica]] and [[*user Dtheaussie]]

Bloody hell. The ONE time we manage to get something in common with every reality, timeline, whatever else... It has to be... //them//.
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++ **[[[SCP-7163]]]: I Will Be Here Whenever You Need Me The Most**
by [[*user Merehrab]]

Over at Applied Occultism, we’ve got ourselves a little frog sculpture that’ll help us whenever we feel down. It also may or may not be a mouthpiece for an ancient, forgotten god…
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++ **[[[art:sweet-phil-and-hella-doug | sweet phil and hella doug]]]**
by [[*user RosySaturniidae]]

THIS IS WHAT THE REFRANCE...
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++ **[[[art:soy-un-perdedor | Soy Un Perdedor]]]**
by [[*user TroutMaskReplica]]

Ban all the music with a phony gas chamber
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+++ It may look a little crowded, and the roof's a trifle low,
+++ But it's water-tight — or nearly — and it wasn't built for show,
+++ And when Woolly Bears are crumping and the shrapnel sprays around,
+++ You feel a whole lot safer if you're underneath the ground.
-- //Edgar W. McInnis//
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[[=]]
+ ##990011|Oh! //Canada.//##
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On Guard 43 is a canon centred around Site-43 in Ontario, Canada. It began as one set of interlinked tales and SCPs, but has since branched out to become more of a general //setting.// There are now three distinct "series" being written in On Guard 43:

* **Words of Power and Poison**, [[*user HarryBlank]]'s stories about Site-43's struggles against implacable, immemorial meme-wielding enemies;
* **Vikander-Kneed Technical Media**, chronicling the antics of a terrifying, dangerous, and often darkly hilarious memetic media corporation created by [[*user Grigori Karpin]];
* **Archetypicals**, [[*user Placeholder McD]]'s prestige drama about secondary characters answering a call to adventure from deep in interstellar/narrative space.

Want to write for this canon? You don't have to use the established characters -- but you can! You don't have to contribute to existing storylines -- but you can! (Except Archetypicals, that's self-contained.) You don't even need to write about Site-43 itself -- though you can -- as long as you're using some of the elements outlined in the next tab. You should think of this place as a set of storytelling tools. We've got a detailed, well-defined Site, a big ol' cast you can bend to your whims, and a generalized Canadian-ness that should satisfy your entirely inappropriate need to, say, create an actual Canadian branch.

This is a canon about real people in absurd situations. Click onward if that appeals to you at all.

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[[tab Backstory]]
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+ ##990011|Protecting the Peaceable Kingdom##
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[[/=]]
**SCP Foundation Lake Huron Research and Containment Site-43** is the long name of the largest Foundation facility in Canada. Site-43 has three specialities: the abatement of toxic materials generated by anomalous subjects in containment; the discovery of anomalous subjects attested in the historical record but not yet contained; and the preservation of consensus normalcy in the face of persistent memetic attacks from several distinct Groups of Interest.
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Canada is a Foundation backwater, so Site-43 is set up differently from most other R&C facilities. Personnel are organized into pseudoacademic Sections and encouraged to engage in long-term collaborative research projects. Containment procedures are more creative than the norm; the intensity of supernatural activity in the Great Lakes region makes putting everything in boxes impractical, so more esoteric solutions are devised. Containment breaches are rare, D-class are nonexistent, and the sense of camaraderie is strong. People live at 43, and they don't all hate it.

One major focus of research is the ancient Austrian secret societies known as the //schriftsteller// and //giftschreiber//, memeticists focused on upholding or undermining the cause of universal order. For reasons as yet unknown, the //giftschreiber// have been conducting a sustained campaign against the Canadian government and Site-43 since the late 1960s. A good primer article is [[[SCP-5054-EX]]].

Site-43 is also the centre of containment efforts for GoI-5889, Vikander-Kneed Technical Media. Absolutely nothing is known about the origins or motivations of this group, but their effect on the wider American media landscape is all too clear. VKTM produces media which drives people insane, picks away at their insecurities, pokes fun at their failings, and generally unsettles people to unclear ends. What's more, they seem all too aware that 43 is on their case. A good primer article is [[[SCP-5889]]].

**Time Periods:** There are three main time periods covered by this canon, roughly defined:
* The Past -- From the introduction of the //giftschreiber// in the seventeenth century, through the foundation of Provisional Site-43 in the 1940s, to the retirement and death of its first director in 1997;
* The Present -- From the 1990s, when the present main cast began working at 43, to a floating period one or two years from our real-world moment;
* The Future -- the 2030s, wherein Archetypicals takes place.

**Crossovers** -- On Guard 43 considers every canon that doesn't contradict most other canons to be... canon. If it doesn't shoot the setting into space, or break the Veil with kaiju, or say the Foundation never existed, it probably happened. That doesn't mean On Guard 43 exists in all those other universes; it doesn't need to work both ways. Crossing over with other canons is encouraged! 

S&C Plastics in particular is a great fit. In fact, S&C Plastics is hard canon for On Guard 43. If you don't like Site-87, Site-43 probably isn't going to be for you.

Elements of Resurrection are hard canon. ETTRA, introduced in the [[[resurrection-old-foes-hub|Old Foes]]] splinter, is a major component of Words of Power and Poison. As the [[[resurrection-new-faces-hub|New Faces]]] splinter is hard canon to Old Foes, the whole kit and caboodle definitely happened in the context of On Guard 43.

[[[aiad-homescreen|AIAD]]], by virtue of the Limited Memory series which features Placeholder McDoctorate, is also hard canon.

[[/tab]]
[[tab Characters]]
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+ ##990011|//Dramatis Personae//##
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++ Site-43 Personnel (Active)
[[/=]]
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[[div class="tableb"]]
||~ All-Sections Chief ||~ Chief, Nexus Affairs Section ||
|||| [/whose-lake-is-it-anyway Mohawk warrior] from the Kettle Point Reservation of Nexus-94. Cool, collected, a consummate professional. The primary link between the Site's Sections, and the communities surrounding it. [/the-huron-carol Closest confidante] of Director McInnis. ||
||~ Blank, Dr. Harold Raeburn ||~ Chair, Archives and Revision Section ||
|||| Historian specializing in the discovery of anomalous objects [[[dissertation|attested in literary sources]]]. Grouchy, sarcastic, [[[the-green-machine|fills all available space with snark]]]. Good heart, poor grooming. [[[the-huron-carol|Best friends]]] with Dr. Lillihammer. [[[the-b-b-decommission|Romantically linked]]] with research partner Dr. Bradbury.||
||~ Bradbury, Dr. Melissa ||~ Chair, Research and Experimentation Section ||
|||| Site-43's chief generalist. Took an eighteen-year leave of absence after suffering [[[the-significant-others-part-a|a traumatic attack]]] by [[[SCP-5056]]]. Much [[[the-b-b-decommission|stronger than that makes her sound]]]; most victims claw their eyes out. Romantically linked with Dr. Blank.||
||~ Deering, Philip Eugene ||~ Technician JM64, Janitorial and Maintenance Section ||
|||| Career janitor. No ambition, no ego, no hope of promotion. Gentle and good-natured, but capable of [[[the-b-b-decommission|acts of bravery]]] [[[who-framed-ralph-roget|when necessary]]]. One half of the [[[SCP-5056]]] anomaly, [[[scp-5056-tests|constantly badgered]]] by the other half: a mirror monster expressing affection for him via [[[the-significant-others-part-a|constant verbal abuse]]]. In [[[the-significant-others-part-a|an extremely stable]]] romantic relationship with Chief Torosyan.||
||~ Ibanez, Chief Delfina ||~ Chief, Pursuit and Suppression Section ||
|||| Diminutive leader of Site-43's Mobile Task Forces. Tough as nails, [[[the-moloch-mentality|takes zero shit]]], leads by example and does not delegate.||
||~ Elstrom, Dr. Karen ||~ Chief, Administration and Oversight Section ||
|||| [/scp-5109 Fussy administrator] and [/the-forms consummate bureaucrat]. Somewhat [/the-huron-carol prone] to [/passing-sentence illness]. ||
||~ Lillihammer, Dr. Lillian Shelby ||~ Chair, Memetics and Countermemetics Section ||
|||| Genius-level intellect. Master memeticist: discoverer, interpretor, [[[scp-5524|neutralizer]]] and [[[scp-5956|creator]]]. Always [[[meanwhile-in-australia|half a dozen steps ahead]]] of everyone else. Lead researcher on [[[vikander-kneed-technical-media-hub|Vikander-Kneed Technical Media]]]. Antisocial and arrogant, but so incredibly competent that nobody begrudges it. [[[dissertation|Best friends]]] with Dr. Blank.||
||~ McInnis, Dr. Allan James ||~ Director ||
|||| English-born American expatriate, educated at Eton College and trained at Site-91. Unflappable, stoic and standoffish, but not a harsh taskmaster. [[[ready-or-not|Calm under pressure]]]. Gets the best out of his staff without excessive discipline due to his [[[scp-5379|background in communications]]].||
||~ Ngo, Dr. Nhung Tran ||~ Chair, Psychology and Parapsychology Section ||
|||| [[[scp-5162|Lead psychiatrist]]] at Site-43, expert in both [[[spread-the-word|baseline human]]] and anomalous psychology. Chipper and unbreakable, mentally and physically; martial arts expert as a necessary side-effect of interviewing //difficult subjects.//||
||~ Okorie, Dr. Udo Amara ||~ Chief, Applied Occultism Section ||
|||| English expatriate and [[[georgian-gothic|heir to a long, proud line]]] of magic gunk detoxifiers. Youngest Section Chair, //wunderkind.// More competent than she realizes. [[[whack-a-mole|Thaumaturge]]].||
||~ Reynders, Dr. Ilse Dorothea ||~ Chief, Acroamatic Abatement Section ||
|||| [[[scp-5616|Time-frozen acroamatic abatement researcher from the 1940s]]], recently freed. Does not age, and has spent nearly eight decades becoming the Foundation's top mind in over a dozen fields. Eager for human connection after her confinement, but lacks intellectual peers.||
||~ Sokolsky, Dr. Daniil ||~ Chief, Emergent Threat Tactical Response Authority Section ||
|||| [[[scp-5109|Scheming, conniving, constantly-planning]]]. Delights in Byzantine intrigue, in keeping ahead of the pack, in showing his colleagues up and embarrassing his enemies. [[[the-time-after-time-password-hub|Complexity addiction]]]. Gratingly arrogant personality. ||
||~ Torosyan, Chief Amelia Ohanna ||~ Chief, Janitorial and Maintenance Section ||
|||| [[[the-significant-others-part-a|Bright-eyed and earnest]]] queen of the muck-moppers, thing-fixers and [[[scp-6622 | utility-minders]]]. Boundless energy, inexhaustable [[[the-huron-carol|reserves of empathy]]], [[[who-framed-ralph-roget|rock solid]]]. The [[[the-significant-others-part-b|far better half]]] of Philip Deering.||
||~ Veiksaar, Chief Eileen Katrijn ||~ Chief, Identity and Technocryptography Section ||
|||| [/lost-in-the-translation Jaded] by decades of managing tech for squabbling academics. Had to [[[scp-5295|expose her boss]]] as a Maxwellist mole shortly after being hired; has developed a marked distaste for the [[[scp-5109|unethical use of anomalies]]] by Foundation staff. Formerly [[[dissertation|romantically linked]]] to Dr. Lillihammer.||
||~ Wettle, Dr. William Wallace ||~ Second Chair, Replication Studies Subsection ||
|||| [[[not-my-sloths-not-my-pit|Crass]]], [[[if-you-don-t-know-the-words|callous]]], [[[whack-a-mole|abrasive]]], [[[scp-5056-tests|lazy]]] and [[[scp-5524|clumsy]]]. [[[the-huron-carol|Unimaginative]]]. An unhappy American in a sea of Canadians. Prone to a [[[the-lamest-story-never-told|potentially anomalous]]] amount of [[[/scp-7000|bad luck]]]. May have more to him than meets the eye; constant [[[scp-5904|butt of pranks]]], [[[character-development|insults]]] and [/the-martinet-effect misdirection], particularly at the hands of Dr. Blank.||
[[/div]]
[[/div]]
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++ Associated Personnel
[[/=]]
[[div class="table2"]]
[[div class="tableb"]]
||~ ███████, Dr. Daniel ||~ Director, Emergent Threat Tactical Response Authority ||
|||| The first senior staff member to fly too close to the sun. [[[incident-096-1-a|Sentenced to death]]] for intentionally breaching [[[SCP-096]]]'s containment to make a point. Instead spent a decade crafting [[[such-a-shame-it-didn-t-work|decommissioning proposals]]] before masterminding the Foundation's defense against [[[resurrection-old-foes-hub|General George Bowe]]]. Now in charge of coordinated responses to widespread emergencies for the entire Foundation, and atoning for the one decision which defined the rest of his life. ||
||~ Asheworth, Dr. Daniel ||~ Director, Site-120 ||
|||| [[[and-every-time-we-meet-again-hub|Thaumaturge, alchemist, hotheaded and sometimes reluctant hero]]] across many realities. Helped with the construction of the [[[whack-a-mole|REISNO Cannon]]]. Sometimes has trouble [[[inadvertent-neolinguistics|making himself understood]]]. ||
[[/div]]
[[/div]]
[[=]]
++ Site-43 Personnel (Inactive)
[[/=]]
[[div class="tableb"]]
||~ Deering, Dr. Dougall Alton ||~ Chair, Applied Occultism Section ||
|||| [[[the-significant-others-part-a|Estranged brother]]] of Philip. Died under [[[scp-5243|mysterious circumstances]]] in 2002, due to events [[[scp-5956|entirely of his own making]]]. His brother is [[[scp-5756|unaware of his death]]]. ||
||~ Falkirk, Dr. Edwin Scott ||~ All-Sections Chief, Pro-Tem Director ||
|||| [[[SCP-5054-EX|Obnoxious old-boys-club academic]]], strong believer in a firm hand, a sharp whip and a [[[the-good-work|cold-hearted demeanour]]]. Permanently comatose [[[scp-5056-tests|after an attack]]] by [[[SCP-5056]]] in 2003.||
||~ Rydderech, Dr. Wynn Rhys ||~ Co-Director Emeritus ||
|||| [[[acroamatic-abatement|Inventor of acroamatic abatement]]] and [[[dead-dogs-magic-mounties|co-founder]]] of Provisional Site-43. Lifetime partner with Dr. Scout, in [[[the-good-work|every possible way]]]. Retiring and nervous disposition, though quick to irritation. Now an anomalous [[[scp-5520|reality bender living beneath the Site]]], continuing to neutralize esoteric effluence for the Foundation. Potentially immortal and mentally unstable. ||
||~ Scout, Dr. Vivian Lesley ||~ Director Emeritus ||
|||| Pioneer of [[[scp-5382|anomalous historical research]]] and [[[dead-dogs-magic-mounties|co-founder]]] of Provisional Site-43. Long-lived Site Director, essentially the Foundation's chief operative in Canada. Creator of [[[scp-5494|Nexus-94]]]. Long-term [[[the-good-work|partner of Dr. Rydderech and correspondent with Thilo Zwist]]]. Presided over the expansion of all Site facilities, all hiring, and all training between 1943 and 1996. Died of advanced old age in 1997. ||
[[/div]]
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++ Persons of Interest
[[/=]]
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||~ Zwist, Thilo ||~ //schriftsteller// ||
|||| Austrian [[[scp-5382|memeticist from the seventeenth century]]], kept alive through unclear anomalous mechanisms in order to [[[scp-5054-ex|combat GoI-5054]]] (the //giftschreiber//). Nominally allied with Site-43 and the Foundation to counteract harmful memetic activity in North America. Has led a [[[scp-5813|colourful life]]]. May have [[[scp-5734|trained apprentices]]].||
[[/div]]
[[/div]]
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++ Archetypicals Cast
[[/=]]
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||~ Blank, Dr. Harold Raeburn ||~ Director, Site-43 ||
|||| See above. ||
||~ [[[*https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-5466|Dune, Dr. Jason "Jay"]]] ||~ Senior Researcher, Metafictional Anomalies Department ||
|||| Appears uninterested most of the time. Said to be useful. Never seen without his notepad. ||
||~ Forkley, Dir. Eli ||~ Director, [[[*https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/domc-hub|Department of Miscommunications]]] ||
|||| Linguistic magician, begrudging therapist. Ambitious, though not necessarily arrogant. Assisted Place in containment of [[[*https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-5242|SCP-INTEGER]]]. Wants to prove his competence, mostly to himself. ||
||~ Isabi, Dir. Yves ||~ Director, Astrophysics Department ||
|||| An optimist and daydreamer. Studies space, but has never paid a visit. Worked with Place in Site-15's [[[*https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/aiad-homescreen|Artificial Intelligence Applications Division]]] almost five decades ago. Excited to explore, and to escape. ||
||~ King, Madeleine ||~ Junior Researcher, Mathematics Department ||
|||| Competence is her passion, Mathematics is more of a hobby. Daughter of [[[*https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/long-live-the-king|a well-known Director]]]. Trying to live up to her name, with mixed results. ||
||~ McDoctorate, Dir. Placeholder ||~ Director; Pataphysics Dept., Archetypicals Division ||
|||| [[[*https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/mcdoctorate-s-proposal|Can always tell a good story]]]. Inventor of the Placeholder Exploratory Engine, [[[*https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-5956|The REISNO Cannon]]], [[[*https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/project-ruby|several Foundation AI conscripts]]], and the Narrative-Space-Time model of reality. Cursed by a nomenclative deity to have his identity rewritten. [[[*https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/fragmented-compiled|Defended Site-15 from a forgettable army]]]. Trying to understand himself. ||
||~ Saxon, Dr. Zachary Charles ||~ Senior Researcher, Pataphysics Dept. ||
|||| Professional, consistent, and occasionally irritable. Assistant Director of Pataphysics. Unafraid of Place -- they're not necessarily friends, but they have a strong working relationship. Slight neat freak. Expert in dimensional Pataphysics, [[[*https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-5875|saved a species of half-fictional characters]]]. Seeks appreciation. ||
||~ Stern, Holly Dean ||~ Systems Technician, Site-87 ||
|||| An independent thinker; will either prove you right or prove you wrong. Occasionally the smartest, but always the most rational in the room. Specializes in computer science and electrical engineering. Notably, friends with Dr. Saxon. Strives to be unbound by expectations. ||
||~ Wettle, Dr. William Wallace ||~ Chair, Research and Experimentation Section, Site-43 ||
|||| See above. ||
[[/div]]
[[/tab]]
[[tab Timeline]]
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+ ##990011|Timeline of Important Events##
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++ ##990011|1620s##

**1622**
1 April: PoI-382 (Thilo Zwist) born in Amstetten, Austria.

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++ ##990011|1640s##

**1644**
Bavarian army enlists //schriftsteller// in the creation of weaponized memes for use in the Thirty Years War.

**1645**
2 May: Battle of Herbsthausen. //Schriftsteller// slaughtered by General Franz von Mercy.
3 August: Battle of Nordlingen. PoI-382 (Thilo Zwist) kills von Mercy.

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++ ##990011|1890s##

**1897**
17 May: W. Rydderech invents acroamatic abatement.

**1898**
Occultist Morgan Robertson publishes //The Wreck of the Titan: Or, Futility// beginning a career of memetic attacks against the stability of worldwide order.

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++ ##990011|1900s##

**1905**
13 September: V.L. Scout and W. Rydderech meet at Cardiff University, Wales.

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++ ##990011|1910s##

**1912**
7 July: Dr. W. Rydderech joins the SCP Foundation.

**1915**
9 January: Dr. W. Rydderech founds the Acroamatic Abatement Group.
1 April: Dr. V.L. Scout joins the SCP Foundation.
5 April: Dr. Scout founds Project CLIO and inaugurates Historical Research Group CLIO-4 under the cover of the "Simpson Centre for Policy."

**1916**
28 October: [[[SCP-5382]]] discovered.

**1917**
1 January: Dr. Lys Reynders succumbs to SCP-5382-B and expires.

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++ ##990011|1920s##

**1920**
26 March: First contact between Dr. V.L. Scout and PoI-382 (Thilo Zwist).

**1928**
Native land around Lake Huron sold to developers.
17 October: Royal Commission on Extranormal Phenomena (Watts Commission) begins.

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++ ##990011|1930s##

**1931**
1 July: Royal Commission on Extranormal Phenomena (Watts Commission) ends. Royal Canadian Mounted Police creates Occult and Supernatural Activities Taskforce (OSAT) under Superintendent Raynard Watts.

**1936**
Ipperwash Provincial Park created on indigenous land.

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++ ##990011|1940s##

**1942**
Stony First Nation reservation expropriated by Canadian federal government under War Measures Act. Military Camp Ipperwash created.
1 April: Construction begins on Provisional Site-43 beneath Camp Ipperwash.
3 August: [[[scp-5494|Nexus-94]]] created on First Nations reservations around Lake Huron.

**1943**
1 April: Provisional Site-43 completed.
31 December: Dr. Ilse Reynders [[[scp-5616|trapped]]] in the Anomalous Documents Disposal Chamber of Acroamatic Abatement Facility AAF-A.

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++ ##990011|1960s##

**1960**
18 June: Containment breach incident involving Dr. W. Rydderech and SCP-███.

**1964**
17 March: Superintendent Raynard Watts of OSAT is killed by a //loup-garou// in Montréal, Québec.

**1965**
1 April: Site-43 is promoted from provisional status.

**1966**
14 November: Dr. W. Rydderech disappears, becoming [[[SCP-5520]]].

**1967**
19 October: Agent Elizabeth Crocker assassinates O5-7. Panopticon Crisis begins.

**1968:**
3 January: Canadian government revokes the Foundation's right to operate Site-43.
7 January: OSAT attempts to breach Site-43, without success.
March 12: Dr. Izaak Okorie meets Thilo Zwist, who fashions a cryptomantic shield for the use of a new front company: Scout's Cargo Packing.
May: Elizabeth Crocker attacks a convoy utilizing Zwist's cryptomancy.
2 July: Site-03 Director Abrasha Sokolsky is forcibly ejected from the Soviet Union by Crocker.
Site-120 thaumaturge Anna Wójcik partners with the Kapuza Bazyliszka, a Polish sect of the Serpent's Hand, to protect anomalies in abandoned SCPF facilities within the Soviet Union.
3 September: Drs. Arik Euler, Izaak Okorie and Ilse Reynders identify //linguanons,// the anomalous particles which allow Zwist's cryptomancy to operate.
15 September: The first Foundation-made cryptomancy is applied to signage for a new front company, the Shell Construction Partnership.

**1969**
17 February: Drs. Euler, Okorie and Reynders propose creating "The Frontispiece," a piece of thaumaturgy transforming the initialism SCP into a cryptomantic shield. Their proposal is accepted by the O5 Council.
4 July: Elizabeth Crocker attacks Site-43.
9 July: The Frontispiece is successfully implemented.
Memetic attacks by GoI-5054 (//giftschreiber//) begin against the Canadian Prime Minister.

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++ ##990011|1970s##

**1971**
The Panopticon Crisis ends.
Dr. Euler founds the Mimesis and Cryptomancy Section (today Memetics and Countermemetics) at Site-43.
August: Dr. Euler convinces PoI-922 ("Andy Warhol") to create a visual representation of the Frontispiece for use in countries which do not employ the Latin alphabet. 

**1979**
22 May: //Giftschreiber// interfere memetically with the Canadian federal election.
25 May: [[[scp-5054-ex|Operation SHADOWPLAY]]] creates fictional Prime Minister Joe Clark.
July 3: Dr. A.J. McInnis joins the SCP Foundation.

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++ ##990011|1980s##

**1980**
1 January: Izaak Okorie murdered by Elizabeth Crocker.

**1984**
Dr. Euler transfers to Site-87.

**1987**
Are We Cool Yet? formed by former members of PoI-922's workshop.
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++ ##990011|1990s##

**1991**
1 September: Dr. V.L. Scout takes on doctoral student H. Blank at the University of Toronto.

**1992**
9 November: [[[SCP-5281]]], a child-eating phantom from French Canadian mythology, is "contained" at Site-43.

**1995**
Drs. H. Blank and L. Lillihammer join the SCP Foundation at Site-43.
Ipperwash Crisis; Department of Defense permanently ejected from Site-43's interdiction zone by indigenous protestors.

**1996**
Dr. Nathan Valis is involved in a fight against forgettable foes whilst Director of [[[aiad-homescreen|AIAD]]] at Site-15.
6 January: Site-43 Information and Technocryptography Chief R. Marroquin revealed to be a [[[scp-5295|Maxwellist mole]]].
9 February: Dr. V.L. Scout attempts to decommission [[[SCP-5520]]].
1 April: Dr. Scout retires. Dr. A.J. McInnis becomes Director of Site-43.
3 April: [[[SCP-5281]]] decommissioned.

**1997**
1 April: Dr. V.L. Scout dies.
4 April: PoI-382 (Thilo Zwist) officially allies with the SCP Foundation.

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++ ##990011|2000s##

**2002**
5 May: Dr. Nathan Valis suffers an [[[scp-5242|identity abstraction]]], becoming Dr. Placeholder McDoctorate.
8 September: [[[SCP-5243]]] occurs for the first time. Mass containment breach in Acroamatic Abatement Facility AAF-D, killing --seven-- eight staff members. SCP-███, which caused the breach, is erased from reality.
9 September: [[[SCP-5056]]] manifests.

**2003**
8 September: SCP-5243 recurs for the first time. Unstable alternate timeline created.

**2007** 
8 September: SCP-5243 recurs for the fifth time. Unstable alternate timeline created.

**2009**
9 May: [[[SCP-5109]]] discovered.

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**2011**
8 September:  SCP-5243 recurs for the ninth time. Unstable alternate timeline created.

**2013**
Death of Dr. Arik Euler.
7 September: First observation of an [[[scp-5756|annual phenomenon]]] which corrupts objects within a certain Janitorial and Maintenance Section employee storage locker.

**2015**
8 September: Dr. A. Zlatá killed by SCP-5243.

**2016**
8 September: SCP-5243 recurs for the fourteenth time. Unstable alternate timeline created.

**2017**
8 September: SCP-5243 recurs for the fifteenth time. Unstable alternate timeline created.

**2019**
8 September: SCP-███ restored to reality.

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**2020**
23 October: Site-43 [[[the-b-b-decommission|attacked]]] by the Foundation Elimination Coalition.
18-25 December: Site-43 [[[the-huron-carol|attacked]]] by Are We Cool Yet?

**2021**
[/scp-6500 The Impasse].
1 January: [[[the-time-after-time-password-hub|Sting operation]]] by Site-43 agents against embedded GoI moles worldwide.
22 January: [[[SCP-5866]]] breaches containment.
30 March: Dr. Ilse Reynders escapes confinement and becomes Chair of Acroamatic Abatement.
8 September: SCP-5243 recurs for the nineteenth time. Unstable alternate timeline created.

**2022**
8 September: [[[scp-5956|Stable alternate timeline created]]].

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**2033**
Archetypicals project begins. 

**2034**
REISNO Cannon invented.

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**UNKNOWN**
Dr. Ilse Reynders is reassigned to the Temporal Anomalies Department and eventually promoted to the position of Director.

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Want to write something for this canon? It's easy. It's so easy, even Harry can do it. There's two different approaches you can take:

* Read up a little on the first two series listed (Words of Power and Poison, and Vikander-Kneed Technical Media) and see if you think you'd like to contribute to them;
* Do zero research and just ask an existing writer how your interests might fit in;
* Get a sense of the place, come up with your own standalone thing, and write that instead.

You don't need to add to some over-arching narrative to write for this canon. Maybe set something at 43, definitely vibrate on some of the same frequencies as the existing material, and you're good. If you do want to contribute to the two open series, though, there's a few things to keep in mind:

* If you think you might be writing something that'll step on someone else's --toys-- toes, try talking it over with them first;
* Don't write origin stories for other people's toys;
* Don't break other people's toys without asking.

Harry would love to see anything you wanna write about Site-43. If it doesn't impinge on his so-called storyline, though, feel free to ignore the fuck out of him.

Grigori would love to see anything you wanna write about VKTM. //Grigori would love to see anything you wanna write about VKTM.//

Placeholder's series //is Placeholder's series.// The man has plans. If you would like to write something relating to the Archetypicals Division (for example, naming and employing them in the containment of a metanarrative anomaly), contact Placeholder McD via wikidot pm. We may be able to work something out.

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If you're not sure what you've come up with fits into the existing series... good! Add it under "Canadian Cont(ainm)ent." That's where non-series stuff goes. If you end up writing a whole damn //thing// eventually, we'll give you your own spiffy collapsible and banner. We're nice hosts like that.

Bug Harry when you post something and he'll do you up a little icon like the other entries have. He works fast.
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**Tone** -- On Guard 43 is neither grimdark nor lolFoundation. You can be gross and scary and upsetting and emotional, and you can be light and airy and absurd, but don't carry either one to the point of cartoonishness. Everything on here so far has an element of humour to it, but try to remember that these are supposed to be real people. Nobody walks around Site-43 with a shotgun, and nobody at Site-43 feeds human beings into a meat grinder.

**Topics** -- On Guard 43 is focused on a Site that does several things differently from the larger Foundation. These include:

* Site-43 has a set of squabbling pseudoacademic Sections instead of departments. Its staff is more likely to be eccentric, more likely to be writing research papers, more likely to be pulling faces behind each others' backs. Academics are both more and much less adult than non-academics;
* Site-43 does historical research. The researchers in the Archives and Revision Section comb through old documents, looking for anomalies that weren't recognized as such at the time. You want to tell a long-form story about an evolving problem? You want to tell a short-form story about something that happened in the past? We're a ready-made framing narrative for you;
* Site-43 does acroamatic abatement. That's the breaking-down of gunk produced by our various subjects in containment. That leaves lots of room for stories about anomalous toxicity, day-to-day working class drudgery, and bonkers disasters;
* Site-43 has a ton of different Sections doing different stuff. Check out the list on the [[[secure-facility-dossier-site-43|Site dossier]]] and see if anything sparks some ideas;
* Site-43 is targeted by, and is targeting, various Groups of Interest with their fingers in memetic pies. The //giftschreiber// destabilize order with creative memetic attacks, the //schriftsteller// try to stabilize society with memetic effects, and Vikander-Kneed is trying to fuck people up with memetic media. You don't need a lot of background to play around with those premises;
* Site-43 is a Foundation backwater. People live much more normal lives here than they do at Site-19. Slice-of-life is very, very welcome in this canon;
* Site-43 is one of the headquarters of the Emergent Threat Tactical Response Authority (ETTRA). That means we spend some time thinking about how we might use our anomalies to combat hostile GOI action. You can too;
* Site-43 is surrounded by a Nexus of First Nations reservations. If you're First Nations yourself, please by all means write about that! If you're not, //please don't;//
* Site-43 is in Canada. You are allowed to write about Canadian shit. Sorry about that, everybody else.
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