On the Subject of the Coarse Mannered Men

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++++ [[size larger]][[span style="font-family: 'Kirang Haerang' ; color:#009a80;"]]It’s ya boi, Al.[[/span]][[/size]]
++++ [[span style="font-family: 'Crafty Girls' ; color:#2dc391;"]]BQ Lisa, back again!!![[/span]]
[[size larger]][[span style="font-family: 'Kirang Haerang' ; color:#009a80;"]]Hey, we got similar colors![[/span]][[/size]] [[span style="font-family: 'Crafty Girls' ; color:#2dc391;"]]Ugh, I'm so sorry![[/span]] [[span style="font-family: 'Crafty Girls' ; color:#00FF7F;"]]This was my first color, but it was really bright and gearspawn already has that green thing going on so I changed it to[[/span]] [[span style="font-family: 'Crafty Girls' ; color:#2dc391;"]]this but I really don't wanna step on your toes and[[/span]] [[size larger]][[span style="font-family: 'Kirang Haerang' ; color:#009a80;"]]It’s totally fine, Lisa. Use whatever color you want, I couldn't care less.[[/span]][[/size]] [[span style="font-family: 'Crafty Girls' ; color:#2dc391;"]]But if we're too similar it'll be confusing![[/span]] [[span style="font-family: 'Crafty Girls' ; color:#007BA7;"]]What about this color?[[/span]] [[size larger]][[span style="font-family: 'Kirang Haerang' ; color:#009a80;"]]Looks good to me.[[/span]][[/size]]
++++ [[size larger]][[span style="font-family: 'Sunshiney' ; color:#FF007F;"]]It's your favorite little sister, Black Queen Lilly![[/span]][[/size]]
++++ [[span style="font-family: 'Short Stack' ; background: linear-gradient(to right, #FF7F7F, #FFB27F, #FFE97F, #A5FF7F, #7FC9FF, #D67FFF, #FF7FED); -webkit-background-clip: text; -webkit-text-fill-color: transparent;"]]this is introduction what is for black queen dado yes[[/span]]

[[size larger]][[span style="font-family: 'Kirang Haerang' ; color:#009a80;"]]...Would asking you how you did that be worth my time?[[/span]] [[span style="font-family: 'Sunshiney' ; color:#FF007F;"]]Probably not lmao.[[/span]] [[span style="font-family: 'Kirang Haerang' ; color:#009a80;"]]Okay then.[[/span]][[/size]]
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++ Baseline
[[span style="font-family: 'Crafty Girls' ; color:#007BA7;"]]The coarse mannered men are a distinct subspecies of humanoid creatures, often with pale skin and bright plumage, who enjoy engaging in all kinds of buffoonery.[[/span]] [[size larger]][[span style="font-family: 'Sunshiney' ; color:#FF007F;"]]And debauchery! Don't forget the debauchery![[/span]] [[span style="font-family: 'Kirang Haerang' ; color:#009a80;"]]We are talking about clowns here right? Bright red nose, horns flowers and cars, hair and features probably derived from racist caricatures that I'd rather not think too hard about?[[/span]] [[span style="font-family: 'Sunshiney' ; color:#FF007F;"]]Don't be insensitive, Al! Clowns can't help how they're bred.[[/span]][[/size]] [[span style="font-family: 'Short Stack' ; background: linear-gradient(to right, #FF7F7F, #FFB27F, #FFE97F, #A5FF7F, #7FC9FF, #D67FFF, #FF7FED); -webkit-background-clip: text; -webkit-text-fill-color: transparent;"]]yes the clown spousery very hard indeed, clowns no get say. clowns merely hatch one day and then must deal with being clown :c[[/span]]

++ Prerequisites
[[span style="font-family: 'Crafty Girls' ; color:#007BA7;"]]The development of humanity seems to be key, though why is uncertain. I mean, clowns and humans are two completely separate species with separate biological niches! Talk about the limitations of morphology-based phylogeny. :/[[/span]] [[size larger]][[span style="font-family: 'Kirang Haerang' ; color:#009a80;"]]On the one hand, I feel like you can't possibly be serious, Lisa. On the other, you just used the phrase "morphology-based phylogeny" so I'm deeply confused.[[/span]] [[span style="font-family: 'Sunshiney' ; color:#FF007F;"]]Presumably all timelines with Clowns __must__ have a god present.[[/span]] [[span style="font-family: 'Kirang Haerang' ; color:#009a80;"]]Dare I ask why?[[/span]] [[span style="font-family: 'Sunshiney' ; color:#FF007F;"]]So the Coarse-Mannered-Men can fly in the face of and/or kill it.[[/span]] [[span style="font-family: 'Kirang Haerang' ; color:#009a80;"]]Yep, I shouldn't have asked.[[/span]][[/size]] [[span style="font-family: 'Short Stack' ; background: linear-gradient(to right, #FF7F7F, #FFB27F, #FFE97F, #A5FF7F, #7FC9FF, #D67FFF, #FF7FED); -webkit-background-clip: text; -webkit-text-fill-color: transparent;"]]no, clown is what is most favored creature of the natural world. when clown is there world is good, yes?[[/span]]

++ Utility
[[size larger]][[span style="font-family: 'Sunshiney' ; color:#FF007F;"]]Clown husbandry is popular in many timelines and may be used as a stable source of income![[/span]][[/size]] [[span style="font-family: 'Short Stack' ; background: linear-gradient(to right, #FF7F7F, #FFB27F, #FFE97F, #A5FF7F, #7FC9FF, #D67FFF, #FF7FED); -webkit-background-clip: text; -webkit-text-fill-color: transparent;"]]clown is docile creature, but can be trained what for accomplishing task for helping dado, yes?[[/span]] [[size larger]][[span style="font-family: 'Kirang Haerang' ; color:#009a80;"]]Words cannot describe how fucking bizarre it is that I'm the serious one in this catalogue.[[/span]][[/size]]

++ Vulnerability
[[span style="font-family: 'Short Stack' ; background: linear-gradient(to right, #FF7F7F, #FFB27F, #FFE97F, #A5FF7F, #7FC9FF, #D67FFF, #FF7FED); -webkit-background-clip: text; -webkit-text-fill-color: transparent;"]]clown is vulnerable, easily hurt. clown fragile, very very fragile, and not smart like dado.[[/span]] [[size larger]][[span style="font-family: 'Kirang Haerang' ; color:#009a80;"]]Sorry Black Queen Dado, but can you maybe stop using rainbows? It kinda hurts my eyes.[[/span]][[/size]] [[span style="font-family: 'Short Stack' ; background: linear-gradient(to right, #3D0C02, #3B3C36, #343434, #555D50, #1B1B1B, #1A1110, #36454F); -webkit-background-clip: text; -webkit-text-fill-color: transparent;"]]dado stops now.[[/span]]
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++ Instance: Timeline C-35:
[[span style="font-family: 'Crafty Girls' ; color:#007BA7;"]]Clown husbandry boomed as an industry here during the industrial revolution. Often these poor clowns are mistreated, but there are clown's right's activists fighting the good fight! In particular, ethical clown husbandry has been gaining more popularity in part because of the writings of [http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/corruption-within-the-clown-industry Bambousio Starswinger], a notable clown breeder. Thanks to the tireless work of him and plenty others, clown population numbers are on the rise![[/span]] [[size larger]][[span style="font-family: 'Sunshiney' ; color:#FF007F;"]]Aww! How heartwarming![[/span]] [[span style="font-family: 'Kirang Haerang' ; color:#009a80;"]]Every word of this confused me.[[/span]][[/size]]

++ Instance: Timeline J-112:
[[size larger]][[span style="font-family: 'Sunshiney' ; color:#FF007F;"]]Clowns were once a blossoming species, until they were subjugated by [http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/prantortiz-the-vile a particularly troublesome demon knight]. Now they live in fear, hunted for sport, their numbers dwindling by the hour. This horrible monster clearly has no low.[[/span]] [[span style="font-family: 'Kirang Haerang' ; color:#009a80;"]]Wow, those poor people.[[/span]] [[span style="font-family: 'Sunshiney' ; color:#FF007F;"]]Oh the people are already dead. But the clowns outlasted them.[[/span]] [[span style="font-family: 'Kirang Haerang' ; color:#009a80;"]]How does that work?[[/span]][[/size]] [[span style="font-family: 'Short Stack' ; background: linear-gradient(to right, #3D0C02, #3B3C36, #343434, #555D50, #1B1B1B, #1A1110, #36454F); -webkit-background-clip: text; -webkit-text-fill-color: transparent;"]]but clown still have hope! hope is good for clown.[[/span]]

++ Instance: Timeline F-97:
[[span style="font-family: 'Short Stack' ; background: linear-gradient(to right, #3D0C02, #3B3C36, #343434, #555D50, #1B1B1B, #1A1110, #36454F); -webkit-background-clip: text; -webkit-text-fill-color: transparent;"]]in this timeline dado knows many clown who are raised by clown farmer. these clown are treated well not, but dado makes money selling clown and clown care product. dado product very good and trustworthy, and clown[[/span]] [[size larger]][[span style="font-family: 'Kirang Haerang' ; color:#009a80;"]]Hold the fuck on, are you still changing colors? just like, very dark colors?[[/span]][[/size]] [[span style="font-family: 'Short Stack' ; background: linear-gradient(to right, #3D0C02, #3B3C36, #343434, #555D50, #1B1B1B, #1A1110, #36454F); -webkit-background-clip: text; -webkit-text-fill-color: transparent;"]]dado thought colors would hurt eyes less, yes?[[/span]] [[size larger]][[span style="font-family: 'Kirang Haerang' ; color:#009a80;"]]I mean... yes? But at that point why not make it all one color? How are you even changing color I still don't understand.[[/span]] [[span style="font-family: 'Sunshiney' ; color:#FF007F;"]]Come on don't be rude, Al! Lisa told me you were cool.[[/span]][[/size]]

++ Instance: Timeline U-22:
[[span style="font-family: 'Crafty Girls' ; color:#007BA7;"]]Fairly standard baseline for clown existence. Clown husbandry, egg hatching, all the typical things. Poaching is weirdly common in this timeline, however, as Clown meat is thought to be an aphrodisiac here.[[/span]] [[size larger]][[span style="font-family: 'Kirang Haerang' ; color:#009a80;"]]I'm having a stroke.[[/span]][[/size]]

++ Instance: Timeline Z-273:
[[size larger]][[span style="font-family: 'Kirang Haerang' ; color:#009a80;"]]Okay, so in my timeline, like most timelines, clowns aren't a fucking species. They're just entertainers trained in humor that nobody really finds funny but everyone pretends they do. They are intelligent humans who wear makeup and costumes, they certainly don't hatch out of an egg which I never thought I would have to say, they're just normal and frankly I'm concerned by what I've read and it feels like this is all some practical joke at my expe[[/span]][[/size]]

> ⁂ [[size larger]][[span style="font-family: 'Kirang Haerang' ; color:#009a80;"]]Ya boi, Al[[/span]][[/size]] was banished by [[size larger]][[span style="font-family: 'Sunshiney' ; color:#FF007F;"]]Lilly[[/span]][[/size]]:
> "[[size larger]][[span style="font-family: 'Sunshiney' ; color:#FF007F;"]]I think we've all had enough of your ridiculous outbursts, Al, and this fabrication is a step too far. Come back when you're ready to take this seriously.[[/span]][[/size]]"

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