Ori's Box

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Hi I'm Ori. I'm a resident Guy and Person even. I'm known for character driven articles and posting about Trigun on twitter.com.

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I write tales sometimes. They're fun. 

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[[span style="font-family: Baskerville Old Face;"]] [[size 350%]]Co-Authored Works:[[/size]] [[/span]]

* [[[rate-my-director | Rate My Director]]] - "RateMyDirector is the only website that allows Foundation personnel to anonymously rate your Site Director." (Megacollab)

* [[[resistile-decomm-attempt | Resistile Decommissioning Attempt - Thread]]] - "We'll definitely get him this time, guys!" (With [[*user Pedagon]], [[*user Mr Carbon]], [[*user Harmacy]], and [[*user Dino--Draws]])

* [[[SCP-8585]]] - "Hah, what a petty young man I was indeed. Now you cannot even see the stars at night. If I had known that someday the light of man would outshine us both, perhaps I would have appreciated them more." (With [[*user AriadnesThread]])

* [[[SCP-8401]]] - "Yay! Confetti!" (With [[*user Queerious]])

* [[[ripclef | Agent, Father, Motherfucker: Alto Clef, in memoriam]]] - "It has come to our attention that Dr. Alto Clef has was involved in a car accident this weekend on his way home from a mission in London, Ohio." (Megacollab)

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* [[[oris-proposal | Ori's Proposal]]] **Touching Eternity:** I entered the SCP-8000 contest with the goal of trying to prove that SCP-7999 was not a fluke. I came with the best I had, and I'm damn proud of the article I wrote. I was proud enough that I decided to make it my SCP-001 proposal. Agent Kidd races across a world where time has stopped with the hope of restoring normalcy while Agent Saul seeks to keep the world frozen in an eternal moment. An article about morality and sticking to your beliefs even in the face of extreme adversity. I hope you enjoy. 

* [[[SCP-7999]]] **Meet Me in the Stars:** I never expected to enter a kcon, but somehow the theme of luck clicked just right with an idea I already had in development. A lot of my work as an educator involves showing kids why the world we live in is actually a really cool place. Sure humans are flawed, but we have a lot to celebrate. This piece is the SCP equivalent of that- showing the audience the wonders of our world through the eyes of the alien Carteckan. If there was a single article of mine I'd tell people to read to understand my style and voice, it would be this one. 

* [[[SCP-7373]]] **"Screamy.aic:"** I'll be honest I had no idea how to follow 7999 up. I wasn't sure I even //could//. That said, a little screaming fellow I originally worked on with some friends popped back into my mind, and next thing I knew Screamy was on the page. This is a story about doing your best, getting squelched by people in power, and LARGE RATS. It's also just an opportunity to flesh out Site-58 further, so woohoo!

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* [[[SCP-5828]]] **"As in Life, So in Death":** My very first article. Tells the story of an angry ghost and explores how media/popular perception of people can twist a narrative. Deals with themes of emotional manipulation, so be warned in advance. I actually went back and overhauled this one not too long ago. I mostly wanted to make it more in line with my modern writing style, but honestly I was surprised with how little I wanted to change about the article from a fundamental point of view.

* [[[SCP-5372]]] **"My Gift to You, Oh Love":** A simple story about a gay couple in the 50's and the cave that hid their love from the world. It's a short read, but one of my personal favorite works of mine.

* [[[SCP-5469]]] **"Winnie's Diner":** I don't think I can say anything on this that wasn't already covered by my author's comment. My first truly character focused piece, with a story told almost entirely through dialogue. I visualized this almost like a stageplay, and I think that was to its benefit! This took a long time to write, and I'm extremely proud of the final product.

* [[[SCP-6033]]] **"The Friend With Many Arms":** A fun romp mixing some of my artwork with a wholesome story involving a boy and his monster. This was the originator for that idea of using some really sketchy, kiddie style artwork as an emotional core to an article. 

* [[[SCP-6404]]] **"My Name is Your Name and Your Name is My Name":** My first real "horror" article, and something WAY out of my normal style. I wasn't planning to hop on the shortform article trend, but I got hit with an idea that's perfect for it. If you like fridge horror, this one's for you.

* [[[SCP-6968]]] **"Fantastic Fearsome Critters":** This is my love letter to good old American folklore. Have you heard of the Jackalope? The Fur Bearing Trout? Well this is me putting them in SCP form, with some deeper commentary on the treatment of animals when money is involved. 

* [[[SCP-6103]]] **"As Stars Fade":** I'm a believer in writing things that come from a personal place. Personal experiences, fears, memories, etc. are a wonderful source of inspiration and help create works that are sincere and real. That's what this article is for me, as it draws inspiration from my own family experience with dementia and Alzheimer's. 

* [[[SCP-6498]]] **"The House of Bones":** My first contest entry! I wrote this for Nightmarefest 2021 under the "Graveyard Shift" category. A continuation of the Faraday story, we get to see a bit more of Agents Goose and Bluejay as they explore a haunted house alongside Agent Sparrow. Lots of bones in this one.  

* [[[SCP-6059]]] **"HAVE YOU EVER HAD AN ENLIGHTENED EXPERIENCE IN A BALL PIT?":** My first attempt at a "funnyman" article. This article was a few months in the making, and was a real challenge to get right! I think that the comedy it has works, and it has some of my best dialogue at the time of writing. 

* [[[SCP-6619]]] **"Birthing Pains":** This is the SCP equivalent of a traumadump for me. It reflects a particularly traumatic experience I had several years ago involving intestinal pain and emergency surgery. Looking back at that experience, I wanted to write something that conveyed exactly what I felt during that process. That became the mpreg body horror story you see today.

* [[[SCP-6621]]] **Los Niños que Comieron Maíz Crudo:** Another DepartmentCon entry for my team. We wound up not qualifying, but I was glad just to have written at all. This was actually my first SCP concept ever, but it went through a massive overhaul during the contest to become what it is now. It is an adaptation of an old, obscure Mayan legend translated into a more modern setting. I'm very proud of it, and hope that you enjoy it!

* [[[SCP-6506]]] **La Muñeca Quitapena:** Working towards my goal of adapting Mesoamerican culture and mythology into the Foundation multiverse, another Mayan legend served as my inspiration here. The Guatemalan Worry Doll, or Muñeca Quitapena, is a small cloth doll that is designed to remove stress and worry as you sleep. Here she is Ixmucane, and she helps Dr. Ash Joydevor as they explore the dreams of a coworker to figure out where her worries come from. I wrote the entire thing in a single sitting, but I am extremely happy with the final product!

* [[[SCP-7904]]] **A Very Gävlebocken Christmas:** A goofy article written for Coldpostcon 2023. Got no review before posting, but came out well enough. I aimed to spoof Hallmark Christmas movies a bit with a queer focus. This is more comedy focused than my usual works, but was an opportunity to give Caraway a chance to shine as a lead. 

* [[[SCP-7679]]] **Journey for Belonging: The Death of Chuck Storms:** An introduction to the main plotline of my Dreamscape stuff! While several of my other articles feature gods from the Dreamscape, this is the first one to really delve into it and explore the concept and conflict. Just a fun adventure story featuring magic and an asshole crow.

* [[[SCP-7374]]] **Ever Marching Forward:** Written for Goblincon 2023. I'm sure it's not ideal to work on two major storylines at the same time (sounds like a great way to ensure neither gets done), but I finally had an idea of how to follow SCP-7999 up. This is our first step, watching Dr. Parker and learning just how far she's willing to go to leave her mark on history. 

* [[[SCP-8472-EX]]] **Oh, Rats!:** An extremely stupid article about a rat that explodes. The science doesn't work I'm sure, but I do not care. Funny rat article. 

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Below is a list of articles I recommend, organized by genre!

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+ Hey there!

Many of the articles below could easily be sorted under another tab. I placed them where I did because I believe that is the aspect the excel the best at!

Right now the links don't work because when writing this I forgot I was in the Sandbox! I'll go through and replace the links with working ones soon!

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[[tab Best Of]]
These are the articles I consider to be among the absolute best on the site as a whole. I consider them inspirations for my own writing, or articles that have stuck with me in some way. In the other tabs you'll see a quote from the article to give you a taste, but here I'll leave some of my own thoughts on it instead.

These articles are not listed in order.

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**[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3007 SCP-3007 - A World of Two Artists]**
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A World of Two Artists has stuck with me over the years. There are several articles that try to tell their stories as much via text as they do images, but none manage to balance that quite as well as 3007 does. It tells a genuinely chilling story via exploration logs, and then makes a bold move in telling its entire climax via images. It succeeds in establishing tone and leaves its readers an excellent stinger at the end.
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**[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-7034 SCP-7034 - Æ is for Aerials]**
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[[div class="blockquote"]]
You would never guess this author specializes in comedy. This article establishes a bleak, desperate tone and sticks to that tone from start to finish. It serves as a masterclass in horror writing on the wiki, leaving you feeling chilled and sick as you imagine being stuck in the same hell that our main character experiences. This is what reviewers mean when they say show don't tell- the audio logs presented here help tell an amazingly impactful story here.
[[/div]]

[[=]]
**[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-5005 SCP-5005 - Lamplight]**
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[[div class="blockquote"]]
It's odd to see an article present a melancholic tone in a way that doesn't feel overbearing. Lamplight presents a small town on the edge of reality, and introduces us to the people who dared to call it their home. The vignettes presented here feel real and alive, and by the end you can believe that this is a real place full of real people, and you almost want to go there. Not because it's lively and wonderful... but because you want to see this quiet corner that exists at the end of everything.
[[/div]]

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**[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-6500 SCP-6500 - Inevitable]**
[[/=]]
[[div class="blockquote"]]
If you've been active on the wiki in the modern age, you've heard of Inevitable. At the time of writing, this is the longest article on the site by a wide margin. It serves as a super collab between several of the wiki's most prominent and notable authors, all bringing their A game to tell this action packed epic of the Foundation fighting against its inevitable fate. A long read that never feels long, it is worth dedicating a few days to.
[[/div]]

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**[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-6001 SCP-6001 - Avalon]**
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[[div class="blockquote"]]
A vision of a better world. Reminiscent of Thomas More's //Utopia// in a way, 6001 is a picture of what a Utopia could be in the SCP setting. The scale is humble, and there isn't much conflict here to speak of, but I found myself endeared to our main two characters and simply getting to see this world through the eyes of an outsider. In some ways it's the anti SCP-173. Where 173 implied the existence of a terrifying, cruel world full of monsters that needed to be hidden away, 6001 presents the existence of a kinder world where we can live with the monsters.
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[[=]]
**[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-7005 SCP-7005 - The Neon God]**
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[[div class="blockquote"]]
One of the few works on site that I sincerely wish I could see fleshed out into a novel. The Neon God presents an excellent hook in a multiversal train service, before diving into a discussion on what it means to create, to drive progress, and how greed corrupts. The character beats are excellent and stick in your head, and I desperately wish we had more.
[[/div]]

[[=]]
**[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-8002 SCP-8002 - Maslov's Fire]**
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[[div class="blockquote"]]
Another masterclass of character work. Maslov's fire contains one of the clearest character voices on the wiki, with a wonderfully paced and composed character arc. It's modern Foundation at its finest-- exploration of systemic abuse, chronic illness, and issues within the medical system. A must-read for wannabe character authors.
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**[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-8980 SCP-8980 - Ergophobia: Without Regards]**
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[[div class="blockquote"]]
One of the only articles to truly scare me. Ergophobia had a goal it set out to complete, and it more than met that goal. A harrowing depiction of workplace abuse and how abusers manipulate systems intended to protect people to oppress and perpetuate abuse. The amnestics scene is easily one of the most memorable scenes in any article I've ever read, with a building sense of dread that is without peer on the wiki. This article hit +200 in less than 48 hours for a reason.
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[[tab Comedy]]
SCP has room for plenty of stylistic and tonal approaches, comedy included. The articles below nail that comedic tone and should leave you laughing.

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**[https://scp-wiki.wdfiles.com/plague-s-proposal Plague's Proposal: The Ones That Got Away]**
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[[div class="blockquote"]]
(ζ-Turquoise attempts to push past SCP-5770-3. Upon doing so, SCP-5770-3 pulls an oversized wooden mallet out from behind its back. It winds up, then viciously strikes ζ-Turquoise's back. ζ-Turquoise is observed by Foundation low-orbit satellites to be exiting the stratosphere.)
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**[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-1370 SCP-1370 - Pesterbot]**
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SCP-1370: Release me, insects. I am Doom-Master Thirteen Seventy Master Of All Doom. I shall be the herald of your destruction.
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[[=]]
**[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-2337 SCP-2337 - "Dr. Spanko"]**
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[[div class="blockquote"]]
SCP-2337: Cack! Am christened Herr Doktor Spankoflex. Am colloquially namesplapped with Essy-Pee toothreethree and Steven, am complicate across the state.
[[/div]]

[[=]]
**[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-8005 SCP-8005 - The Fool]**
[[/=]]
[[div class="blockquote"]]
SCP-8005: I am awaiting a hamburger. I have been told this feeling is "anticipation," "hunger," and/or "impatience." Does that answer your question?
[[/div]]

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**[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3213 SCP-3213 - F*ck Off, Carl!]**
[[/=]]
[[div class="blockquote"]]
Carl, how's it feel to know that even though you're going bald, you'll never get any uglier?
[[/div]]

[[=]]
**[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-2553 SCP-2553 - Juridical Person]**
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[[div class="blockquote"]]
SCP-2553: WHEREFORE the undersigned party of the first part DEMANDS AND PRAYS FOR IMMEDIATE RELIEF. AM I BEING DETAINED?
[[/div]]

[[=]]
**[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3629 SCP-3629 - Spinder]** //Adult Content Warning//
[[/=]]
[[div class="blockquote"]]
Investigator Chisithrita: If they follow the Way of Chalt’tiri, we’ll follow the Tinder Terms of Service
[[/div]]

[[=]]
**[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-4092 SCP-4092 - Rubber Stepdad]**
[[/=]]
[[div class="blockquote"]]
SCP-4092: I'm your new stepdad!
[[/div]]

[[=]]
**[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-4287 SCP-4287 - P. Pigeon, Esq.]**
[[/=]]
[[div class="blockquote"]]
It refuses to or is unable to take flight. SCP-4287 clearly displays signs of --sentience-- sapience as it is able to communicate verbally with Foundation personnel in fluent English (albeit interspersed with typical non-anomalous pigeon behavior, including spontaneous defecation).
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**[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-5304 SCP-5304 - SCP REEL?]**
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[[div class="blockquote"]]
vore-tracker
Today at 4:31 PM
@gaycopmp4 referenced the forbidden word, setting the counter back to 0. I'll wait a half hour before warning you again.
The server went 4 days, 10 hours, 15 minutes, and 23 seconds without mentioning it.
[[/div]]

[[=]]
**[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-5776 SCP-5776 - 100% MOST DEFINITELY A KETER]**
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[[div class="blockquote"]]
SCP-5776 prior to containment. As you can see, it is horrifyingly scary.
[[/div]]

[[=]]
**[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-6599 SCP-6599 - HOGSLICE]**
[[/=]]
[[div class="blockquote"]]
YOURE TOO BUSY CREAMING YOUR PANTS OVER AN IDIOT NO ONE EVER HEARD OF INSTEAD OF ADMIRING A REAL MOTHERFUCKER (THE MOTHMAN).

FACT: MOTHMAN CAN FLY.
FACT: MOTHS EAT CLOTHES.
FACT: MOTHMAN HAS RED EYES THAT PEER INTO YOUR SHITSTAINED PUSSY SOUL.
[[/div]]

[[=]]
**[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-7001 SCP-7001 - Site 19]**
[[/=]]
[[div class="blockquote"]]
O5-1: On February 16th, 2004, one of the new Exclusionary Sites uncovered that Site-19 doesn't actually exist as a location. Now considering we were all in Nebraska throughout the construction process—

O5-5: Nebraska?

O5-3: One, Site-19 was built in Nevada.

O5-5: Wait, wait. No, it wasn't. It was in Illinois.
[[/div]]

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**[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-7595 SCP-7595 - Telepathic Frogs]**
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[[div class="blockquote"]]
Lague: Frogs?

Thereven: Telepathic frogs.
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[[tab Horror]]
SCP did seem to find its roots in horror writing. Luckily, we still have plenty of horror pieces that thrive on the site!

[[=]]
**[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/tuftos-proposal Tufto's Proposal: The Scarlet King]**
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[[div class="blockquote"]]
They are all… I will not say lies. But the texts have changed, the knowledge has changed, the past itself has been changed by what came after.
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**[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-783 SCP-783 - There Was a Crooked Man]**
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There lived a crooked man, who made a crooked deal

He kept a crooked cane, and his catch in crooked creel

He stole a crooked child, who cried a crooked squeal

And that crooked little man was broken on the wheel
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**[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-1057 SCP-1057 - Absence of Shark]**
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[[div class="blockquote"]]
SCP-1057 is an animate empty space, five (5) meters long, in the shape of an adult tiger shark (Galeocerdo cuvier).
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**[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-8980 SCP-8980 - Ergophobia: Without Regards]**
[[/=]]
[[div class="blockquote"]]
The following file is undergoing active Ethics Committee investigation for violation of the SCP Foundation's Code of Conduct. Information contained therein may not accurately reflect reality and this document should not be considered a reliable source.
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**[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-1152 SCP-1152 - A Common Raccoon]**
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Notes: SCP-1152 was found with a stolen phone; records indicate that it somehow dialed Agent ████'s wife after presumably striking random buttons. The call lasted five minutes and consisted entirely of SCP-1152 whining and barking into the microphone.
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**[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-2744 TATTLETALE - ENTRY REMOVED FROM DATABASE]**
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1. You have informed all close family and acquaintances of your love for them and have made any or all amends.
2. Representatives from either HR or Legal Departments are in possession of a binding and valid will. The named executor must be a member of Foundation staff.
3. You have accepted that further access to this terminal will result in your immediate termination by an unknown and hostile entity.
4. You are aware and accept that your termination will be excruciatingly painful.
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**[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3007 SCP-3007 - A World of Two Artists]**
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SCP-3007-2GV: No, Doctor, it's not just the corpse, it's the painting that it's lying on. The final one. I don't think it's finished but I can tell… Oh God… why is that there? It's a fucking [REDACTED - REFER TO ADDENDUM 4].
[[/div]]

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**[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-4972 SCP-4972 - Something is Wrong]**
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D-29102: Nothing much. I kinda just stood around for two minutes, then knocked on the door like you said. I guess there was kind of a snarky breakfast noise, but that was it.
[[/div]]

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**[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-6002 SCP-6002 All Creatures Great and Small]**
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[[div class="blockquote"]]
[New comment] Wildcat, Dr. Rose M.:

fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you
[[/div]]

[[=]]
**[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-6275 SCP-6275 - HARBINGER II: Where Something Funny Used To Be]**
[[/=]]
[[div class="blockquote"]]
Special Containment Procedures: Cakelike joy above all and for all is mandatory for FUNdation personnel reading this file. Laugh until your spine spaghettifies and unbuckles underneath the blacklights. And then laugh some more.
[[/div]]

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**[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-7034 SCP-7034 - Æ is for Aerials]**
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[[div class="blockquote"]]
But I’ve been stuck in traffic for… it’s got to be ten hours now. Hard to tell with the fog.
[[/div]]

[[=]]
**[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-7179 SCP-7179 - E is for Eternity]**
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[[div class="blockquote"]]
[10^100! years]: One second of eternity has passed.
[[/div]]

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[[tab Fantasy]]
These are articles that thrive with the fantastical. Expect fae, demons, magic, and bigfeet.

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**[*https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/rounderhouse-gold-proposal ROUNDERHOUSE's Gold Proposal: AMONI-RAM]**
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[[div class="blockquote"]]
In the beginning, there were three.
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[[=]]
**[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-1762 SCP-1762 - Where the Dragons Went]**
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[[div class="blockquote"]]
You have found us. Thank you. It has been so long since we last saw each other, friends. The Peace has been upheld.
[[/div]]

[[=]]
**[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-5404 SCP-5404 - --**Linguistic Minefield**-- Boom Boom Words]**
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What It Is: "Boom-Boom --**words**--" ("letter-clusters") is a thing that makes some bunches of letter-clusters make a boom-boom when you put some letter-clusters by other letter-clusters, but only when the thing you are making about is boom-boom letter-clusters themselves. Sometimes just a single cluster of letters will go boom-boom.
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**[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-5005 SCP-5005 - Lamplight]**
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[[div class="blockquote"]]
Osmanoglu: He had a girl, and it went sour. So he came here to start something new, something great. But the only ones entranced by his mad designs were the same old crowd of poets, all talking about the great utopia they'd build here. Another society of true freedom to escape the horrors of the dozen others they'd made. But they didn't want to do the hard graft or come down from their Bohemian bubbles, so it was all talk. Shooting shit in taverns like this one. I'm the only one left now.
[[/div]]

[[=]]
**[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-5991 SCP-5991 - † Jesus Yums Me †]**
[[/=]]
[[div class="blockquote"]]
SCP-5991 is an anomalous phenomenon that triggers whenever a human successfully consumes an entire Christian Bible.
[[/div]]

[[=]]
**[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-6500 SCP-6500 - Inevitable]**
[[/=]]
[[div class="blockquote"]]
I am the blade, I am the shield
I am the arm that shall not yield
In tempest I stand fast
A legend, I will last

I will not fade
[[/div]]

[[=]]
**[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-7005 SCP-7005 - The Neon God]**
[[/=]]
[[div class="blockquote"]]
Nobody will read these words I write. But, oh, my dearest friends, you don't have to. The words will stand regardless.
[[/div]]

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[[tab Science Fiction]]
The basic idea of the SCP Foundation innately makes it sci-fi in nature. That said, there are plenty of articles on site that lean harder into that sci-fi source than others.

[[=]]
**[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-332 SCP-332 - The 1976 Kirk Lonwood High School Marching Band]**
[[/=]]
[[div class="blockquote"]]
Tilrey: One more time, and I hate to be a bother and ask this so much, but I'll need another refresher on what "high school" was, especially in this context.
[[/div]]

[[=]]
**[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3780 SCP-3780 - Who Shot J.F.K.?]**
[[/=]]
[[div class="blockquote"]]
SCP-3780 describes the collective attempts by various individuals, third parties, and separate temporal versions of the Foundation to prevent the assassination of United States President John Fitzgerald Kennedy by Lee Harvey Oswald on 22 November, 1963.
[[/div]]

[[=]]
**[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-5470 - Why, 2k?]**
[[/=]]
[[div class="blockquote"]]
0113: That which is of this world is not necessarily of the flesh. All the world will recompile, given time. Hum, like a cool breeze over the memory drive. Know those you have and link with them.
[[/div]]

[[=]]
**[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-6004 SCP-6004 The Rainbow Serpent]**
[[/=]]
[[div class="blockquote"]]
Things haven't gone well. From the total loss of Australia, the discovery that it's eating us and vomiting us up as animals, and the veil of secrecy being annihilated, it has been a bad few months.
[[/div]]

[[=]]
**[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-6556 SCP-6556 - DINOVLOGS!]**
[[/=]]
[[div class="blockquote"]]
Dr Wessler: The title of the video is clearly clickbait, so we can't make any assumptions that Ty Rex hadn't altered the plant somehow to give the presented reaction.
[[/div]]

[[/tab]]
[[tab Characters]]
These articles focus around their character or characters. They could be sweeping adventures, or something fairly small and self-contained. They often fall under another genre from one of the other tabs, but the focus on their characters as central make them stand out.

[[=]]
**[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-4999 SCP-4999 - Someone to Watch Over Us]**
[[/=]]
[[div class="blockquote"]]
Upon manifestation, the entity will seat itself directly adjacent to the subject's bed, if such furniture is available. If not, it will remain standing or sit on the floor/ground in whatever configuration will allow it direct physical access to the subject without causing disturbance.
[[/div]]

[[=]]
**[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-5002 SCP-5002 - A Death in Containment]**
[[/=]]
[[div class="blockquote"]]
Agent O'Connor: Director, if I may, let me start at the beginning. With the incident that led to SCP-5002's containment.
[[/div]]

[[=]]
**[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-4661 SCP-4661 - Sin City]**
[[/=]]
[[div class="blockquote"]]
THOMPSON: This shit always has to happen in the middle of the night, doesn't it?
[[/div]]

[[=]]
**[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-6001 SCP-6001 - Avalon]**
[[/=]]
[[div class="blockquote"]]
Sorry, I know it's late, but I just had to share this with someone,

and there's no one in the world I'd rather share it with than you.

I just had the most incredible day.
[[/div]]

[[=]]
**[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-7000 SCP-7000 -The Loser]**
[[/=]]
[[div class="blockquote"]]
SCP-7000-1 is Dr. William Wallace Wettle, a white male 54 years of age presently serving as Deputy Chair of Replication Studies at Site-43. His relationship to SCP-7000 is classified Level 4: Secret.
[[/div]]

[[=]]
**[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-7600 SCP-7600 - Six Feet Under]**
[[/=]]
[[div class="blockquote"]]
The culture the people of SCP-7600 bear is… strange, frankly. These people focus their entire lives on nothing but torturous work, with no outcome other than the promise that, one day, thanks to their sacrifice, they will bring their god back home.
[[/div]]

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