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behold, my **STUFF**
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hi, im popsioak

i was away

now im not, and im back

i will be writing more eventually

i specialize in a lot of things

but also not a lot of things

thank you for reading :)

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++ __**Self-Seeded SCPs**__


**[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-4184 SCP-4184: Threnody, Requiem, Dirge]** Drama (Interpersonal)
[[collapsible show="+ Open Sesame" hide="- Have at thee"]]
> //(At one minute elapsed, D-71432 begins to cry. Junior Researcher Swalls can be seen patting D-71432's back.)//
> 
> //(At two minutes elapsed, D-71432 visibly shivers while sobs cause his back to arch and leap. Junior Researcher Swalls unbuttons his coat, and wraps it about D-71432.)// 
> 
> //(At three minutes elapsed, Junior Researcher Swalls embraces D-71432.)//


This is probably the weirdest skip of mine. Like, no filter, I wrote this during a trip to India, where I was in a bit of a funk. J.R. Swalls is as close to a self insert as I can get during that time. Looking back at it, it’s pretty damn simple as an article. It’s depressing music. But really, what I attempted to do with it was to just reflect how people dealt with grief. Some get angry, some go crazy, some eat up all their emotion till there’s plumb nothing left. And all of those are ok. Those kinda feelings aren’t bad.

Only problem is, the dialogue suffers poorly. Perhaps a time of emotional stress wasn’t the best time to be er, penning an article.
[[/collapsible]]

**[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-4185 SCP-4185: we outrun yourself]** Horror (Time Travelling)
[[collapsible show="+ I’m RUNNIN’ x8" hide="- Why are we still here?"]]
> The track always gets what it wants, one way or another. I will run the way I want, like it or not.

This article was born the way all great articles are, of course. During physical exertion. I’ve always imagined while running laps around the high school’s track (not that I’m //slow// or anything, I’m pretty damn fast, doin a mile in like, 6 and a half minutes, doesn’t mean I have to LIKE doing it, but i digress) that I could finish that shit super fast. There’s the obvious method of super speed like good old Barry Allen, but then, it hit me: time travel. This was my first ever SCP, and I’d honestly have to hand it to [[*user Brewsterion 1017]] and [[*user Doctor Cimmerian]] for helping me BRAINSTORM this while I was fresh into SCPD. Thanks guys, cause it’s you dudes who kickstarted my writing.
[[/collapsible]]

**[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-4186 SCP-4186: Postcards From Italy]** Drama
[[collapsible show="+ this is for you sterb" hide="- i made a damn beirut reference for you"]]

> //After the GLADYS event of 2001/09/11, SCP-4186 ceased all actions for 3 months. SCP-4186 released a single letter on 2001/12/30, before expelling smoke and spent bullet casings. It then dissipated. SCP-4186 has not condensed again.//

Now this... this is interesting. For those of you who didn’t know, my grandpa has a form of dementia called Dementia with Lewy Bodies, meaning he quite often forgets stuff, gets hallucinations, etc. etc. There was a day where he asked me how to send messages through the cloud, and lo and behold, we’ve made an SCP! I wanted to make it Neutralized somehow, and I thought what better way than making the person whose mailbox it is, DEAD! And being a Coldest War nut, I had to slip in the pseudo-reference.


The fact it’s my shortest is interesting. What’s even more interesting is my attempt to convey a story through a table of Amazon package contents.

~~also GLADYS events are shitty callouts to chance the rapper~~
[[/collapsible]]

**[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-4187 SCP-4187: Bu(r)g(er) King]** Horror (Body)
[[collapsible show="+ hungry" hide="- borg"]]

> SCP-4187-1 is a hostile, nocturnal entity that resembles a Burger King roadside sign. ... It then extends a thin, vascular appendage from the blue circle of the sign, which it uses to puncture the victim's brain... The appendage then exsanguinates the prey... SCP-4187-1 lifts its victim up and places it in a set of jaws that extends from the two "buns" on the sign. SCP-4187-1 then devours the victim, before wiping its "jaws" with the appendage, releasing a noise measuring at 110 decibels. 

I have to admit. I’ve got to come clean. This thing was half inspired by a Yu-Gi-Oh! card and half inspired by number 15: burger king yadda yadda. But, the idea of a roadside sign that appears outside pastures to feed was really tempting. And then the spiral spun deeper and deeper: what if it ate nightly? Wouldn’t that mean it’d run out of beef? What if it had to turn to... //other// meats? Is the sign alive, or is the entire restaurant a massive larva? 

This is probably one of the ones I’m most proud of, simply due to the imagery I had to work on for it, especially towards the beginning.
[[/collapsible]]

**[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-4215 SCP-4215: The Inkredible Squiddy Squaddy]** Comedy
[[collapsible show="+ kids" hide="- squids"]]

> **Klatz:** HOW DID YOU ENTER THIS TANK WE FIND ITS HULL IMPENETRABLE
> 
> **4215-1:** WE ARE A GROUP OF SOLDIERS WE GOT SEPARATED FROM BTTLN WE FOUND TANK THEN WE HIT IT WITH HELMETS AND GUNS THEY BROKE BUT WE NOW PROTECT FISHES

I... I am pretty sure this was a joke. At least a joke idea from [[*user Weryllium]]. It’s spawned something much greater than itself, hopefully a ton of sequels and even a squid squad discord. I am honestly most proud of this skip for how well it’s doing, for something as batshit insane as “squids in a fucking tank."
Long live the squad. The Squad may live forever.
[[/collapsible]]


**[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-4285 SCP-4285: Dank Memetics]** Comedy/Horror (Weird)
[[collapsible show="+ hello" hide="- g'bye"]]
> No options are given in war.
[[/collapsible]]

**[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-4735 SCP-4735: You're alight again, my dear.]** - Horror (Body)
[[collapsible show="+ hello" hide="- g'bye"]]
> I wa ntd to be goo d.
[[/collapsible]]


**[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-4437 SCP-4437: Going Forward, Really, Really Fast]** - Comedy/Horror (Psychological)
[[collapsible show="+ hello" hide="- g'bye"]]
> I am deeply disappointed by the lack of Velociraptor in your testing environment as well.
[[/collapsible]]


**[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-5425 SCP-5425: COME UNDONE.]** - Drama
[[collapsible show="+ hello" hide="- g'bye"]]
> I? I am become Life. Creator of worlds.
[[/collapsible]]


**[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-5660 SCP-5660: The Hole In the Pope]** - Comedy
[[collapsible show="+ hello" hide="- g'bye"]]
> You're looking very //holey//, your Holiness.
[[/collapsible]]


**[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-720 SCP-720: Panopticon]** - Horror (Body/Religious)
[[collapsible show="+ hello" hide="- g'bye"]]
> Its hands are human hands.
[[/collapsible]]


**[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3279 SCP-3279: The Afterimage]** - Bittersweet Drama
[[collapsible show="+ hello" hide="- g'bye"]]
> I can run with you to the wheat fields.
[[/collapsible]]


**[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-4440 SCP-4440: IT'S NERF OR (___)]** - Comedy
[[collapsible show="+ hello" hide="- g'bye"]]
> WE HAVE DONE ALL WE COULD. THE COLLISION CANNOT BE STOPPED.
[[/collapsible]]


**[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-5413 SCP-5413: Apavitr; Or, I Stared Into A Godless Hole]** - Horror (Atmospheric)
[[collapsible show="+ hello" hide="- g'bye"]]
> Needles jut out of its arms.
[[/collapsible]]


**[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-5662 SCP-5662: Act III: Life and Depth]** - Drama (Meditative)
[[collapsible show="+ dear hunter pt. 3" hide="- she's always singing"]]
> So come, join me down down deep.
[[/collapsible]]

**[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-5689 SCP-5689: Act V: Him, His Devil, and Confessional]** - Horror (Atmospheric)
[[collapsible show="+ DoA" hide="- but ok"]]
> No mass has survived longer than 30 minutes.
[[/collapsible]]


**[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-5903 SCP-5903: In Cauda Venenum (Who Are You?)]** Horror (Governmental/Body)
[[collapsible show="+ hello" hide="- g'bye"]]
> They're not //human.//
[[/collapsible]]



**[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-5355 SCP-5355: YOU THINK YOU'RE BIG, KID?]** - Comedy
[[collapsible show="+ what'sthiswhat'sthiswhat'sthis" hide="- a trick with a twist"]]
> SHOOT THE DAMNED THINGS!
[[/collapsible]]

**[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-5581 SCP-5581: To Serve Man]** - Comedy/Body Horror
[[collapsible show="+ oOoooo" hide="- the twilight zoooNnene"]]
> IT WAS A SPORT. A SPOOOOOORT!
[[/collapsible]]

**[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-9084 SCP-9084: If I Did, You Deserved It]** Horror

[[collapsible show="+ real!" hide="- history!"]]
> SCP-9084 did not happen.
[[/collapsible]]

**[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-9680 SCP-9680: Then The Sickle Turned Inwards]** Drama 

[[collapsible show="+ more real!" hide="- history!!!!"]]
> They're //dying.// What can we do?
[[/collapsible]]

**[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-9376 SCP-9376: Back Where You Came From]** Feels

[[collapsible show="+ more real!" hide="- history!!!!"]]
> In spite of this danger, SCP-9376-2 instances do not return to native ranges.
[[/collapsible]]

**[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-9370 SCP-9370: OUR SIDE HAS TO WIN]** Horror

[[collapsible show="+ more real!" hide="- history!!!!"]]
> DANGER/RISK/CONCERN
[[/collapsible]]

**[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-9309 SCP-9309: "and as the only representative of the community here, I feel a strong sense of responsibility to--"]** Drama

[[collapsible show="+ it is hard not to feel for him" hide="- poor dadhichi :("]]
> Just shake your cursor, and I'll be over as soon as possible!
[[/collapsible]]

**[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-9325 SCP-9325: The New Colossus Is Dead]** Horror

[[collapsible show="+ I WILL LAND" hide="- NO MATTER WHAT"]]
> SCP-9325 will attempt a crash landing.
[[/collapsible]]

**[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-9139 SCP-9139: I Want To Be At The Center So Things Happen To Me]** Character Piece, Horror

[[collapsible show="+ I think there is something fundamentally wrong with me." hide="- Even as I try to hide it."]]
> It falls.
[[/collapsible]]

**[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-9325 SCP-9432: I C U]** Religious Horror

[[collapsible show="+ save our souls" hide="- oh god"]]
> OH LORD, HOW WE TRIED TO SAVE YOU!
[[/collapsible]]

**[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-9564 SCP-9564: AS WHEN A GIANT DIES]** Character Piece, Feels

[[collapsible show="+ BUG THEATER BUG THEATER BUG THEATER" hide="- also ghosts teehee"]]
> There is something to be said for the size of it all.
[[/collapsible]]

**[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-8225 SCP-8225: Kindling]** Horror

[[collapsible show="+ IT WILL HAVE BEEN FOR SOMETHING" hide="- EVERYTHING THAT I HAVE DONE TO MYSELF"]]
>  SCP-8225 was Vidya Jahan, a 31-year-old thaumaturge displaying low-level pyrokinetic capabilities consisting of the ability to light its body on fire.
[[/collapsible]]

**[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-8427 SCP-8427: The Spoon Has Failed At Its Intended Function]** Shortform, Genre Unclear

[[collapsible show="+ im the spoon" hide="- im the spoon"]]
>  However, SCP-8427 fundamentally fails to function as a spoon.
[[/collapsible]]

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++ __**Co-Created Conifers**__
**[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-4218 SCP-4218: alexylvauniversity.edu] and [https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/administrative-leave Administrative Leave] with [[*user TechSorcerer2747]]** Horror
[[collapsible show="+ huh" hide="- thanks tech"]]
> THE FINAL ASSIGNMENT SHALL BE TO DEVISE A CONTRAPTION POWERFUL ENOUGH THAT ITS MERE EXISTENCE ENSURES ALEXYLVA UNIVERSITY WILL BE SAFE FROM HER ENEMIES UNTIL HER HALLOWED HALLS CRUMBLE TO DUST.

> //No, it was not the blade which had killed him. Rather, curiosity killed the cat.//

I really don’t know what to say about this one. Anomalous Khan Academy involving Anderson trying to take over an entire dimension through students’ final exams is an absolutely nutty topic, even for //me.//
[[/collapsible]]

**[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-4457 SCP-4457: Assopods] with [[*user glewmie]]** Horror (Body)
[[collapsible show="+ huh" hide="- thanks glewmie! <3"]]
> //DIGESTION GOT YOU DOWN?//
[[/collapsible]]

**[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-5111 SCP-5111: Fermi, Exterminated] with [[*user WinterShadow]]** Horror (Space)

[[collapsible show="+ genocide but in" hide="- SPAAAAACE"]]
> I SAW AN EVIL WITH MY OWN EYES, BUT MY LENSES DEVOURED MY INSIDES
[[/collapsible]]

**[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-5550 SCP-5550: I, Singh, My Body Collected] with [[*user Brewsterion 1017]]** Drama (Interpersonal)
[[collapsible show="+ sikh scp" hide="- i did it ais"]]
> You're dead. You have been for 200 years.
[[/collapsible]]

**[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-5250 SCP-5250: Act I: The Lake South, The Deer North]** with [[*user Dyslexion]] Horror (Psychological)
[[collapsible show="+ corpsecon winner!" hide="- thank you dys <3"]]
> You laugh. What a silly deer.
[[/collapsible]]

**[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-9210 SCP-9210: HOMESCHOOLING] with [[*user TroutMaskReplica]]** Comedy
[[collapsible show="+ huh" hide="- thanks ria! <3"]]
> TEN THOUSAND SCHOOLS UPON YE!
[[/collapsible]]
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++ __**Thistly Telling of Transcribed Tales**__

**[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/lo-behold-the-tiger Lo! Behold The Tiger, Valiant is He!]**
[[collapsible show="+ sikh scp" hide="- ok but again"]]
> And the tiger fell.
[[/collapsible]]
**[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/god-i-hate-this You Can't Live There Forever]**
[[collapsible show="+ sikh scp" hide="- ok but again"]]
> That dragon, that anxiety, it never does cease.
[[/collapsible]]
**[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/last-train-home Last Train Home]**
[[collapsible show="+ sikh scp" hide="- ok but again"]]
> So at the drop of a hat, the three parties quickly made their move, like a three-way poker game. Methodical, making sure not to reveal their hand to the others. 
[[/collapsible]]

[[=]]
++++ THE BIG HUB: **[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/saffronsands-hub In Saffron Sands]**
[[/=]]
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++ __**Total Tally of To-Do Trees**__
> 1. live
> 
> 2. write stuff
> 
> 3. keep on keeping on
> 
> 4. even when your hope is gone
> 
> 5. move along move along
> 
> 6. iunno, do stuff i guess
> 
> 7. ???
> 
> 8. Profit

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