Link to article: Top 100 facts about Scarlet King.
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[[>]] [[module Rate]] [[/>]] # Scarlet King was once bitten by Nahash the Serpent; after seven whole excruciating days, Nahash died. # Scarlet King once wanted to count for SCP-033 seconds and sneeze; it had scared SCP-033 to the point of deleting itself. # Scarlet King stared at Pattern Screamer once for him being too noisy; in light of this, Pattern Screamer invented π and hid himself in its last digit. # The Cosmic Starfish had been terrestrial before Scarlet King ridded him into the ocean. # There is no Foundation database, just a list of anomalies Scarlet King allows to live. # To make interaction between SCP-055 and SCP-579 is essentially to make a phone call to Scarlet King. # SCP-2845 had been the most intelligent creature in the universe before he began pondering the weaknesses of Scarlet King. # Scarlet King changes his horns twice a year. # Mekhane once challenged Scarlet King for having the slimest build; the Broken God won in the end. # Scarlet King is red. # It's believed that SCP-500 is made of Scarlet King's tears, albeit he never cries. # Scarlet King has seven to the seventh power ways to destroy the world, but he usually only uses the first one — getting up on the wrong side of the bed. # The brides of Scarlet King were chosen in an audition on a multiversal online dating site. # The seven King's Spears are actually Scarlet King's toothpicks. # Antimemes exist because they're afraid of being memorized by Scarlet King. # Scarlet King has vowed to destroy the Tree of Knowledge for it blocked the sight between himself and Sanna. # The word "normalcy" means "Scarlet King doesn't give a fuck". # Yaldabaoth is an escapee from Scarlet King's breakfast. # The Two Trees of Valinor were grown out of the two horns of Scarlet King. # Scarlet King praises Procedure 110-Montauk for being a great ASMR for sleep. # The devouring of Scarlet King's brother has been recorded by historians as the first family dinner in the history. # Scarlet King leaves those six chains of SCP-2317 broken because he thinks that's more fashionable. # Scarlet King is an official unit used by the Foundation; 1 Scarlet King = ∞ XK end-of-the-world scenarios. # In Scarlet King's eyes, "Special Containment Procedures" means gift boxes waiting for him to open. # Scarlet King doesn't exist; he only allows "existence" to exist so that he gets a place to put his little crown down. # Scarlet King has deleted all weekdays between Sunday and Monday. # Scarlet King prefers strawberry pudding to screaming souls and fresh blood. # Scarlet King once ordered a cup of SCP-3999 via SCP-294, then drank the cup and left the content intact. # Cosmic microwave background is just the snores of Scarlet King. # Scarlet King keeps the other half of SCP-529 as his pet. # The reason for all lives to exist is a joke made by Scarlet King; all their hearts have to laugh until they die. # Scarlet King doesn't need concepts; concepts need Scarlet King. # This is Scarlet King's favorite joke: Knock Knock! — Who's there? — Whoever he is, he's not your brother. # Scarlet King turns a random concept red whenever he yawns. # SCP-140 is a fanfiction written by the young Scarlet King. # Scarlet King uses SCP-096's picture as wallpaper on his phone. # Every month, Scarlet King goes to Walmart to buy brighteners for his horns. # When Scarlet King can't finish his summer homework, time stops and apologizes to him. # Sometimes laws of physics compare with each other, saying, "I did a more important thing for Scarlet King today than you!" # All internet disconnections are Scarlet King's fault. # All toes-kicking-at-the-corner-of-cabinet are also Scarlet King's fault. # All bad stuff are Scarlet King's fault; those aren't done by Scarlet King are still Scarlet King's fault. # Scarlet King owns an alternative Foundation for containing everything that hasn't been destroyed by him. # The three Brothers of Death used to have a fourth member, until he tried messing with Scarlet King. # Even so, Brothers of Death still play cards with Scarlet King at the seventh day of every month. # Scarlet King writes his programs in base-seven. # Sometimes Scarlet King braids his tentacles into pigtails. # Before coming into existence, everything shall ask Scarlet King for permission, "would this be acceptable?" # The Children of Night did become extinct at Scarlet King's hands; all because he wanted to pick a flower as a present for Sanna. # Scarlet King once looked into the eyes of Chuck Norris. # Scarlet King created SCP-999 in order to test if the absolute cuteness can balance out the absolute horror. # Scarlet King knows you're reading this page; thankfully he doesn't care. # All books in the Wanderers' Library are diaries by Scarlet King. # Scarlet King actually suffers from severe erythrophobia. # Scarlet King is [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nian Nian]. # Scarlet King is Santa Claus. # Scarlet King's wikidot ID is scarletking123!. # Scarlet King has never received a greeting card on Father's Day. # Scarlet King wanted some home-made cured meat, hence the Hanged King was born. # Linguists use "the smile of Scarlet King" to describe something not able to happen. # In the beginning there was nothing, until Scarlet King slapped at nothing's face and yelled, "Do something you piece of shit!" And that was the beginning of everything. # Everything was the same, until getting beaten up by Scarlet King into different shapes. # SCP-8900-EX once told Scarlet King that red isn't the best color. # Scarlet King will win and lose the same war at the same time; or course, that is a thing Scarlet King does and doesn't do. # The higher narrative wrote Scarlet King — Thus spake and wrote Scarlet King. # Scarlet King's food at Holy Communion is fried chicken that hasn't thawed before being put into the fryer. # Scarlet King's holy water is lukewarm Coca-Cola without bubbles. # Scarlet King responds to all prayers from his believers by leaving them on read. # Scarlet King hasn't invaded our world yet, mainly because he has a bad procrastination problem. # Scarlet King's throne is implemented with an intelligent massaging and grilling function. # The last question of your math exam was created by Scarlet King. # Scarlet King once tried to be merciful for a split second; this has directly caused the extinction of dinosaurs. # Scarlet King once formed a band with the [http://scp-wiki-cn.wikidot.com/scp-cn-1250 Witch of Obliteration] and Sevenfold Destroyers; eventually they disbanded because of disagreement on musical concepts. # Scarlet King once took part in and won a Presidental Election in the United States. # The worst nightmare to Scarlet King is hearing someone asking him, "Mister, who are you?" # The true name of Scarlet King is not Scarlet King. It's his name only because he unintentionally bit his tongue on his self-introduction and he was too embarrased to correct it, and that has been continously mistaken for his true name till today. # Scarlet King can't make more of this shit up. # This is Scarlet King's favorite joke: Knock Knock! — Who's there? — Whoever he is, he's not your brother (Duplicated for he really likes this joke). # Scarlet King's favorite wish is world's peace, as he can destroy all those worlds with the reason "you failed to fulfill this particular wish". # Scarlet King's code of law consists of 7777777 articles, all of them are "you are guilty". # Scarlet King once discovered a world that meets all of his requirements perfectly, but he accidentally destroyed it out of habit upon descending into that world. # Scarlet King considers "hope" as the most flawless calamity he has ever created. # Every sentence said by Scarlet King is a horned --Pan-- pun. # Scarlet King's hair contains all colors of the rainbow: rose, salmon, burgundies, vermilion, incarnadine, crimson, scarlet. # Scarlet King is a President Emeritus of the Ethics Committee. # Scarlet King searches for fan arts with tag "scarlet_king" and hits the like button anonymously. # Does the black moon howl? — Yes, ever since he met Scarlet King. # Scarlet King doesn't really want to destroy all worlds; he is just panhandling so that he can gift money to friends on his wedding. # Scarlet King can put people into pregnancy via his sight. # It is widely considered that Scarlet King gives the greatest sense of security among all gods, for there is no god more dangerous than him. # Scarlet King recalls all embarrassing things he has done before he sleeps. # Scarlet King destroys a world on every birthday. Incidentally, his birthday is on every day. # The true self of Scarlet King is a giant red kaktus[[footnote]]**Translator's Note:** The original says "a giant red mailbox", which refers to the Master Administrator of CN Branch who uses a picture of robot that resembles a mailbox as his avatar on social media. Here I substitute a equally well-known user for him.[[/footnote]]. # The true self of Scarlet King is an axolotl. # Scarlet King never stops giving birth to children because he wants to pull for the rarest limited character. # Scarlet King loves broccoli. # The Scarlet King is a mysterious being from the online science/horror fiction collaborative writing project SCP Foundation, appearing in a large number of its articles. # Scarlet King has a little blanket to hug and sleep with. # Only 77 of the lines above are genuine facts. # This article isn't actually written by any authors; the words assemble themselves out of fear. 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