Rosy-View Specs!®

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**Rosy-View Specs!®** by [[*user mxsinister]]
→ [*https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/mxsinister-author my corner office]

Info about the article:
**This work contains CWs for:** Dismissal of mental health issues, suicide. 

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[[=image https://scp-wiki.wdfiles.com/local--files/theme%3Awondertainment/LogoThing]]
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//DEPARTMENT OF RESEARCH AND DEVELOPMENT//
[[/=]]


**PENNED ON:** JOYS/08/2022
**DOCUMENT AUTHOR:** Elias B. Garamond, Project Manager

This report regards the progress of Project RABBIT-TANGO-GOLLY. The related official product monikers, "Rosy-Glass" and "Rosy-View Specs!", are currently pending registration. For the sake of clarity and out of a healthy confidence in our Intellectual Property Department, this document will use these unregistered names when referring to products in development. 

[[include component:image-block | name= http://scp-sandbox-3.wikidot.com/local--files/rose-tinted-glasses/Glassfig  | caption=Figure 1.1 | width=300px]]

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Project RABBIT-TANGO-GOLLY began when Toy Tinker Berkshire Swash had to visit his relatives in Boston for the holidays last year. Although we're never the negative sort, we won't deny that this can be a headache-inducing combination.

Luckily, Mr. Swash had just the idea to help people look on the bright side!

**Rosy-Glass** is an amorphous, non-crystalline solid molded into panes anywhere between .004 and 1.25 inches in width. The raw material is completely transparent, but with a distinct pink[[footnote]] Exact shade pending copyright. [[/footnote]] tint.

Looking through the glass evokes euphoria, bliss, relaxation, and all manner of adjectives associated with a marked spike in dopamine, serotonin, endorphins, and oxytocin. In addition to increased and persistent optimism, their interpretation of visual stimuli is altered to appear more palpable, which may include some especially happy hallucinations given prolonged exposure. 

**Rosy-View Specs!**
Now, //this// is what we'll actually put on shelves. Pieces of glass are cut, polarized, and set into non-anomalous frames. Our first edition of the item is a pair of heart-shaped glasses with a rose-gold frame. Due to the polarization process, the lenses in this item will only work in one direction. 

Moving forward, these inventions can be put to good use for emotional regulation, especially for customers who need a boost of optimism to deal with bad situations or speed bumps with their mental health. It's a shame to think of kids going through such things, but who are we, as a company, if we can't give them the tools to help grin and bear it?
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||||||~ Q1 DEVELOPMENT TIMELINE ||
||||||~ RABBIT-TANGO-GOLLY||
|| Joyuary!™ 2022 || Utility patent secured, product monikers registered. Unfortunately, the Intellectual Property Department was unsuccessful in copyrighting #F08██ as "Rosy-View Pink from Dr. Wondertainment", as Pantone complained that we had too many colors to our name already, and that it was really getting out of hand. Appeal in progress. _
 _
Gift boxes containing baker's-dozen-packs of Rosy-View Specs!® sent to our friends at Site-55, Site-90, Site-108 for Special Consultative Product testing ||
|| Funsbury!™ 2022 || Products placed in fifteen (15) stores across the continental United States. _
 _
The Foundation picked up about 30% of merchandise before it reached consumer hands, which, according to Accounting, is less than normal. Swiftly restocked in alternative retail locations. _
 _
Intellectual Property Department secures copyright for "Rosy-View Pink from Dr. Wondertainment". _
 _
Public Relations Department allocated ten (10) pairs of  Rosy-View Specs!® for internal use.  ||
|| Merry!™ 2022 || Proposal submitted by the Human Resources Department outlining a new mental health regimen utilizing Rosy-View Specs!®. Approved MER/18/22. _
 _
Products placed in three (3) stores in Poland, four (4) in Germany, six (6) in the United Kingdom, and three (3) in Hong Kong. _
 _
Personalized samples sent to Marshall, Carter and Dark Ltd. by Mr. Redd. _
 _
Public Relations Department has reported zero (0) managed crises related to this product so far—knock on wood! _
 _
Anticipating a slight, seasonal decrease in sales due to nicer weather. ||
||||||||~ Dr. Wondertainment Inc. ||

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The sky was a lovely lavender today, with lacy white clouds stretching over the horizon in ephemeral wisps. A cold, bright sun sparkled off the surrealistic scenery, which rolled off toward a glittering horizon. The funhouse architecture and landmarks, disjointed and distinctive in character, framed spaces of every color, not just green.

As Rachel Robinson peered out her window and beheld that prepossessing cityscape, her stomach knotted and lurched.

She could not see Wonder Tower, but it could see her. On days where the weather included a fixed sun, she'd catch glimpses of its evanescent shadow stretching all the way to the end of the block, spindly and inexplicably pastel. This obstruction just barely relieved her shame as she noted the quietude.

Quiet was relative, of course; the ambient track of music, laughter, and enthusiastic activity of all varieties was ever-present in Wonder World!™. Still, Rachel looked out and saw not all that many people out and about. 

No . . .

Because why //would// they be? 

After all, it was midmorning on a Museday . . .

Most people were at work.

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> **WONDERCOMM! no. Mktg-70954050670**
> **Penned on:** //MERR/16/2022//
> 
> Stacy,
> 
> About work today . . . I don't think I can come in. I still have the blues. I think we both know it wouldn't be right for me to bring this attitude to the office. 
> 
> Regrettably, 
> Rachel Robinson, //Wondertainment Marketing Dept.//

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> **WONDERCOMM! no. Mktg-70954050674**
> **Penned on:** //MERR/16/2022//
>  
> Rachel,
> 
> I’m trying to be patient with you because you do good work, but you have to understand things cannot continue on this way. 
> You know as well as I do how much there is to be done, and it's simply not fair to shrug that off onto others just cause you're moody.
>  
> I don't mean to be harsh, but really, Rachel--How long can this go on?
>  
> Solicitously,
> Stacy Herring, //Wondertainment Marketing Dept.//

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> **WONDERCOMM! no. Mktg-70954050680**
> **Penned on:** //MERR/16/2022//
> 
> Stacy,
> 
> I don't know. I wish I had a better answer for you, I really do, but I'm just sad. I'm sad and I don't know why. 
> 
> Remorsefully,
> Rachel Robinson,  //Wondertainment Marketing Dept.//

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> **WONDERCOMM! no. Mktg-70954050688**
> **Penned on:** //MERR/16/2022//
> 
> Rachel,
>
>You don't know why? How are you going to be sad and not know why?  What could you possible have to be sad over?
> 
> Please—just help me understand!! I just want to help you.
> 
> Stacy Herring, //Wondertainment Marketing Dept.//

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Rachel unfolded the origami carrier pigeon and stared numbly at its contents until tears began to roll down her face.

Suddenly, pandemonious laughter broke her from her sniffling stupor, swirling all the way up to reach her ears on the sixth story of one of the many Wondertainment Employee Complexitoriums™. Rachel got up and pressed her face to the window. Still blind to the source of the sound, she stepped through the sliding glass door back out onto her balcony.

She spotted a trio of kids pedaling like lightning bolts down the sidewalk and guessed they were probably playing hooky from school; if they were, they probably wouldn't get in much trouble for it. Kids in WonderWorld!™ were always weighing the cost of lunch detention and extra library organization duty against the benefit of memories forged in play-pretend tournaments, silly shenanigans of every degree, and elaborate variations of games that involved running hard and keeping up with the pack. 

Rather than elicit any warm or fuzzy nostalgia, Rachel only felt the uncomfortable tang of bitterness. 

Why couldn't //she// skip? 

Would her manager be more indulgent of her absence if she spent it in laughing, joyous company? After all, was her issue nonattendance, or the misery which encouraged it?

She returned languidly to her desk, slumping into her polka dot office chair. She tore another yellow slip from her memo pad and wrote a reply to her manager. Dismay and defeat made both her pen and the hand holding it unfathomably heavy.

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> **WONDERCOMM! no. Mktg-70954050700**
> **Penned on:** //MERR/16/2022//
>
> Stacy,
>  
> I'm sorry. 
> 
> Regards,
> Rachel Robinson,  //Wondertainment Marketing Dept.//

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> **WONDERCOMM! no. Mktg-70954050716**
> **Penned on:** //MERR/16/2022//
> 
> Rachel,
>  
> I don't need you to be sorry, I need you to put on a smile and come into the office. 
> 
> Come on, won't some activity help more than sulking about it? I'll make you tea. It will still be warm if you get here before noon.
>  
> Sincerely,
> Stacy Herring, //Wondertainment Marketing Dept.//

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Rachel could see Stacy's patience growing thin with each stroke of the pen. She //wanted// to care, to find motivation in that disappointment, but not today. 

She leaned back with a sigh, her chair squeaking pathetically. She turned her head, facing the poster on her wall.

[[=image http://scp-sandbox-3.wikidot.com/local--files/rose-tinted-glasses/poster1 width="450px"]]

Deciding to try once again to take the company's Mental Health Regimen™ to heart, she got up and moved toward her vanity. The mirror wasted no time insulting her--not verbally, but it didn't need to. One never feels uglier than when they're down in the dumps, staring hatefully at dull skin, unstyled hair, and sparkless eyes.

Rachel tried to smile. 

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> **WONDERCOMM! no. Mktg-70954050724**
> **Penned on:** //MERR/16/2022//
> 
> Stacy,
> 
> I don't think I can . . .
> 
>Rachel Robinson,  //Wondertainment Marketing Dept.//

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//DEPARTMENT OF HUMAN RESOURCES//
[[/=]]


**PENNED ON:** MER/16/2022
**DOCUMENT AUTHOR:** Aemilia Azure 

Introducing our brand new **ROSY-VIEW REMEDY REGIMEN!™**

**Objective:** Increase morale among company employees afflicted by a too-blue worldview using Dr. Wondertainment's patented Rosy-Glass!®

**Treatment Plan:** Once an individual has been determined qualified for the regimen, they will be issued a free-of-charge pair of Rosy-View Specs!® with instructions to wear them for at least 6 hours a day, though preferably more. Individuals will have weekly meetings with their assigned Human Resources representative to discuss their well-being, headspace, and any possible side affects. This meeting will include a short, standardized survey to record subsequent changes in mood and behavior. 

The duration of the ROSY-VIEW REMEDY REGIMEN!™ may span anywhere from three months to indefinitely. Should an individual show marked improvement and wish to offboard from the regimen, they are to do so with the approval and consultation of their assigned Human Resources representative. 

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> **WONDERCOMM! no. HR-93454050410**
> **Penned on:** //MERR/19/2022//
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> Hi Rachel!
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> Been in a bit of a funk lately, haven't you? :( I'm so sorry to hear that. Stacy told me that recently you've that she's been pretty worried about you.
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> Now, I know we've gone round and round with these blues of yours in the past, but I told her that this time, we might have something new you might like to try! 
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> We're currently rolling out our Rosy-View Remedy Regimen!™, and we think you'd be a fantastic candidate for our first round! I'll send over the details. Initial testing has already happened. It'll be completely safe, not to mention totally free to you.
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> We still recommend you persist with a steady routine of Smiles, Smiles, and More Smiles, but this should get you back to looking on the bright side in no time!
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> Superpendously,
> GiGi Gennings, //Wondertainment Human Resources//

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> **WONDERCOMM! no. HR-9345405699**
> **Penned on:** //AMAZ/30/2022//
> 
> Dear Rachel, 
> 
> We hope this letter finds you well, but based on the current situation, we doubt that's the case. 
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> We're having concerns about your behavior, specifically, your inability to maintain a positive and friendly demeanor, which is imperative for a productive work-environment.
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> You missed our meeting today, which I'll remind you is a mandatory part of your participation in the Rosy-View Remedy Regimen!™ ... I'm worried you're not taking your treatment seriously. 
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> Disquietudefully, 
> GiGi Gennings, //Wondertainment Human Resources//

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Mistake number one—Rachel didn't bother knocking before opening GiGi Gennings' office door. 

Mistake number two—Rachel walked in on her chatting with somebody else.

Mistake number three—Rachel didn't care in the slightest. 

Gennings looked up at the door  in alarm, cutting herself off halfway through a sentence. Sitting across the desk from her, teacup in hand, was Cat Emmett—an ironic name, Rachel thought, given his designation as a Publicity Puppy.  While Gennings was already flustered, Emmett was not nearly so flappable.

"Miss Rachel Robinson!" Emmett flashed his too-sharp teeth in a friendly smile, treating the interruption like a merely pleasant surprise. "My, I feel like I haven't seen you in ages! How have you been?"

"Fantastic," she snapped, eyes fixed on Gennings. Rachel took some schadenfreude in seeing her quail at the intensity of her gaze, pushing back against her seat in trepidation. 

Without breaking eye contact, she grabbed the pair of Rosy-View Specs!® from her coat pocket and slammed it down on the desk so hard one of the lenses cracked. Gennings flinched with a quick yelp, while Emmett simply raised his brows at the scene.

"I'm done with these," Rachel declared.

"I—I beg your pardon?" Gennings gawked.

"You heard me."

Gennings made some stupefied, stammering sounds just as Emmett reached forward and delicately picked up the pair of glasses. He inspected them for a moment before his gaze flickered back up to her, chilled just enough to raise the hair on her neck. 

"Is the product not to your satisfaction?" he asked.

"//Nothing's// to her satisfaction, that's why—" To Genning's visible indignation, Cat raised a gloved hand to cut her off, his predacious eyes still fixed on Rachel. 

Rachel swallowed hard. She knew Emmett was well-liked, eminent nearly to the point of celebrity, but there had always been something about him that had put her off-kilter. The Public Relations Department coordinated frequently with the Marketing team, dropping in to vet and refine content based on orders from on high. Emmett and his lot were company storytellers—and now here he was, making sure she wouldn't fray the yarn as he spun it.

She refused to let any of it unsettle her—she was too heated, her vision red at the edges.

"It's not the product," Rachel said at last. "I'm just tired of being told I'm not allowed to be unhappy." 

Emmett pondered this for a moment before replying evenly: "Why do you //want// to be unhappy?"

Rachel shook her head. "That's not what I'm saying."

"No?" He tilted his head, then lifted the glasses for emphasis. "I take it these were prescribed to you?"

"... They were."

"Are you dissatisfied with the regimen, then?"

"Sure," she said. "You could put it that way."

"But you're quitting it," Emmett said. "Because you would rather look out upon the world and be made miserable by what you see."

Rachel shook her head again, harder this time. "I don't want sugarcoating and comfort and delusion. That doesn't mean I want to be unhappy; it just means I want the //right// to be."

Gennings and Emmett exchanged a glance—a silent acknowledgement that Rachel was not just a problem, she was //their// problem. Managing an unruly employee might have been HR's purview, but PR's degree of concern depended on how loud Rachel decided to be with her discontent. 

"Rachel, I'm sorry you're feeling this way," Gennings began carefully. "But we //really// don't recommend you cutting your treatment just like that...What's the phrase, 'cold chicken'?"

"Turkey," Rachel said. "And you're missing the part where I don't care."

"I just think we should discuss alternatives—"

"No!" Rachel gave a tragic laugh, running a hand across her knotted hair. "I'm sorry, I am, but I cannot //do// this, GiGi!"

"Have there been side effects from the program?" Gennings fretted.

"Yes! Sure, call them that, if it's easier for you to get through your head!" She exclaimed. "The side-effect is such that when I //actually// open my eyes, I'm sickened by what I see. How are you not? How do you Panglossian idiots live in Candyland and never get nauseous from it? It's like eating sugar for every meal and expecting not to crash, but of course, you locals do that just fine, huh?" 

"Alright, alright," Cat implored, showing his palms. "Rachel, you're upset."

//"Obviously,"// she snarled, fists curling at her sides. 

"And I don't know you well enough to tell you any more about what you're feeling or what you should do about it."

"No, you don't."

"Mm. Nevertheless, you've been at the company for what, four years? Let's not throw that away by doing anything rash," he said. "Can I ask you to do one thing for me?" 

"... What's that?"

"Smile! Turn that frown upside down! According to the facial feedback hypothesis, smiling—"

//"Go to hell."//

"Alright, that's enough!" Gennings sprang from her chair. "Emotional outbursts, negative demeanor, disrespect toward superiors, and now naughty language! I'm sorry, Rachel, but I see no choice but to recommend your immediate termination from the company. Per standard severance protocol, you'll have thirty days to vacate your corporate residence. If you wish to remain in Wonder World tee-em, you'll need to handle that with the Tourism and Citizenship office." 

"My office will be in touch as well," Emmett added. "But I'll go ahead and remind you now that your employee contract includes an extensive and airtight non-disparagement clause." 

Rachel couldn't help but laugh—it was all too absurd not to. She was still laughing when she flipped them both the bird and strode out of the room. 

Hey, at least she was smiling.

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||||||~ Q2 DEVELOPMENT TIMELINE ||
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|| Amazpril!™ 2022 || MC&D's acquisition manager reached out to Holly Light to discuss establishing a supply line. [[footnote]] Negotiations inconclusive. [[/footnote]] _
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One-hundred fifty (150) pairs of  Rosy-View Specs!® shipped to the Manna Charitable Foundation to be distributed to those in emotionally-distressing environments. _
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Seventy-five (75)  pairs of  Rosy-View Specs!® distributed to children identified as residing in emotionally distressing households. Ninety percent (90%) of these items were recovered by the Foundation within three (3) days of distribution. _
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Products placed in two (2) stores in Ghana, two (2) in Turkey and three (3) in China. _
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Human Relations Department reported a 140% increase in morale among "emotionally-affected" personnel since implementing Rosy-View Remedy Regimen!™ _
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Construction Department submitted a proposal to replace all glass windowpanes in Wonder Tower with Rosy-Glass. Proposal denied on account of Rosy-Glass' fragility, among other logistical concerns. [[footnote]] "Renovating Wonder Tower? Preposterous. As capable as you all are, I couldn't possibly expect any of you to replicate the magic that went into this infrastructure. Besides, what would the tourists think, seeing us tear apart the building for weeks on end? To top it all off, birds run into the stuff like crazy. . . Thanks, but no thanks. Ask again in 300 days, and I might let you outfit the HR Office." —Dr. Wondertainment  [[/footnote]] ||
|| Maynia!™ 2022 || **PRODUCTION DISCONTINUED.**[[footnote]] Due to project scope creep, as well as unpromising trends in interest from our customers. For more details, see MAY/04/2022 internal memo and accompanying press release issued by the Department of Public Relations. [[/footnote]] ||
|| Jube!™ 2022 ||  ||
||||||||~ Dr. Wondertainment Inc. ||

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My friends, I am mournful, simply aggrieved. My state is one of utter lamentation.

It would be one thing if Ms. Robinson succumbed to her troubles in the privacy of her own home, but unfortunately, she was not that considerate. I will not waste precious time rehashing details when I'm certain at least one of you lot watched the fall yourselves, dreadful spectacle that it was. 

You've been scrambling, I'm sure, to keep the wildfire that is our city's gossip mill at bay. Thank goodness, at least, there were no tours going on in the Tower. Still, between this office's talents and my own, I can assure you: none of this will get out. 

People do not kill themselves in WonderWorld!™. 

Rosy-Glass and all related initiatives are to be discontinued immediately. Scope creep, budget overruns, lack of market interest, the glass is too fragile for play — I don't care what reason you run with so long as it's an answer as to why we're cutting production. 

Worry not. This unfortunate incident, will be [*https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-909 forgotten] by tomorrow morning. Have your story straight by then. 

That poor girl . . . What a shame. 

Oh, well. It never made for a very fun toy, anyway.

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— Dr. Cornelius Reginald Westinghouse Młynarczyk Wondertainment
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