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[[>]] [[module rate]] [[/>]] **Name:** Research Assistant Salman "Fish Car" Corbette[[footnote]] Other pseudonyms include: Salmander, Penis Breath, and Frank [[/footnote]] **Security Clearance:** 2 **Occupation:** --Does all the Bitch Work-- --Assistant Researcher-- --Bitch Worker-- --RESEARCHER!!!-- Deceased **Current Location:** Office set to be built under Site-19 expansion **History:** Originally recruited from ██████████ University following reports of unusual modifications to vehicles, electronic devices, and candies[[footnote]] Specifically, the emergence of "anonymously mediocre" lollipops. [[/footnote]]. Although recruited with the intent of placement in engineering, Research Assistant Corbette expressed extreme disinterest, stating "It ain't fun anymore". Relocated to Site-19 and placed into research staff. Salman Corbette experienced cardiac arrest and died on June 12, 2014, the same day as his promotion to researcher. His work is continued by [http://www.scp-wiki.net/dr-rogets-file Dr. Roget.] **SCPs Documented:** --SCP-022 - Rambling Rock-- [[[SCP-909]]] - Mr. Forgetful (With assistance from [[[http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/dr-django-bridge-personnel-file | Dr. Bridge]]]) [[[SCP-905]]] - Mr. Chameleon (With assistance from [[[http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/dr-django-bridge-personnel-file | Dr. Bridge]]]) [[[SCP-913]]] - Mr. Hungry (With assistance from [[[http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/dr-django-bridge-personnel-file | Dr. Bridge]]]) [[[SCP-532]]] - Frost Bug [[[SCP-920]]] - Mr. Lost [[[SCP-491]]] - Wrecking Light [[[SCP-534]]] - Misplaced Blood [[[SCP-1051]]] - Nevadan Extraterrestrial [[[SCP-969]]] - █████ Brand Mosquito Repellent [[[SCP-839]]] - CANDIED WORMS [[[SCP-851]]] - Lullabugs [[[SCP-1887]]] - Quantum Mechanics [[[SCP-1515]]] - Wallaby Wannabes (In collaboration with [http://www.scp-wiki.net/mayreder-personnel-file Dr. Mayreder]) [[[SCP-1545]]] - Larry the Loving Llama [[[SCP-1642]]] - Dr. Wondertainment®'s Insta-teen Tablets™ [[[SCP-1839]]] - //Reproductive Methods of Bony Fish// [[[SCP-1763]]] - Found Space Theatre [[[SCP-1292]]] - Contagious Scantron Disease [[[SCP-1486]]] - "Benny" [[[SCP-1914-J]]] - Silencing Piano [[[SCP-1000-J]]] - Old Wive's Town [[[SCP-727-J]]] - Malevolent Celestial Object [[[SCP-682-J]]] - THE BESTEST LIZERD EVER (In collaboration with [http://www.scp-wiki.net/mayreder-personnel-file Dr. Mayreder]) [[[SCP-808-J]]] - The Lost Treasure of Captain Blue's Island [[[SCP-2000-J]]] - Dunky the Funky Werecat 2000: Werecat Strikes Back (In collaboration with [http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/caterer-tim-tanhony-hyne-s-personnel-file/comments/show Tanhony]) [[[SCP-006-J]]] - WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING [[[SCP-123-J]]] - Amazing Butter-like Substance [[[SCP-1234-J]]] - An SCP [[[SCP-031-J]]] - Evening of Terrors [[[SCP-111-J]]] - An Innocent Suburban Household [[[SCP-789-J]]] - the butt ghost!! [[[SCP-078-J]]] - Cooties [[[SCP-5972-J]]] - Kirby Company Vacuum Cleaner [[[SCP-1922-J]]] - Pathetic System of American Pigs [[[SCP-999-J]]] - Creepy Speedo Guy (With NamedAfterColour and Mr. Wilt) [[[SCP-329-J]]] - The Ghooooost Siiiiiign [[[SCP-1201-J]]] - That One Movie [[[SCP-7394-J]]] - HILARIOUS FARTING FROG MUST SEE (With [http://www.scp-wiki.net/mayreder-personnel-file Dr. Mayreder]) [[[SCP-K9-J-EX]]] - The Haunted House [[[http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-711-ex | SCP-711-EX]]] - Man from the --Future-- Present **Documents Filed by Research Assistant Corbette:** [[[snuggle-cuddle-and-protect-the-mean-dragon|Snuggle, Cuddle, and Protect: The Mean Dragon]]] --Proposal 682-356-- [[[A Few Memos]]] - A few memos from the inbox of President Mortimer Phillips [http://www.scp-wiki.net/rex-sponge-s-revealing-revelations Rex Sponge's Revealing Revelations] - There is no canon [http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/surprise-happy-birthday Gears's Birthday Special: Unpalatable] [[[Jargon]]] - What it says on the tin [[[Recording Stuff or Whatever]]] - An orientation [[[A.S.S. and Other Low-threat Groups of Interest]]] - The less-than-successful GOIs [[[Reptilius]]] - On the Philosophy of Man-eating Reptiles [[[Where They All Go]]] - Did you wave goodbye? [http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/the-completely-canonical-story-of-james/comments/show The Completely Canonical Story of James, Age 8] - An April fools joke you'll NEVER SEE COMING unless you scroll down [[[The Doc Block]]] - Sometimes two beings are just made for each other [[[We Interrupt this Program]]] - Introducing the amazing Shelf-and-a-half! [[[Total Recall]]] - When the Foundation fails to spring into action [[[Cleaning Larry]]] - Ew [[[An Excerpt from Goodbye Ghost]]] - Butt Why? //I WILL FIND WHOEVER FORGED [[[AUDIO LOG 185-53]]]// - Research Assistant Corbette **Other Projects:** Compiler of [http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/tales-of-mr-collector The Tales of Mr. Collector], as well as author of: - [[[4. Mr. Lie]]] - [[[Interval 1]]] - [[[Interval 2]]] - [[[End]]] [http://scpsandboxwiki.wikidot.com/salman-corbette Research Assistant Corbette's archived projects] [http://scpsandbox2.wikidot.com/salman-corbette-2 Research Asssistant Corbette's current projects] **__Documents designated to Research Assistant Corbette by Mr. Wilt Antwerp:__** **Articles** * [http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-039 SCP-039] - Proboscis Engineers (with the assistance of [http://www.scp-wiki.net/dr-rogets-file Dr. Roget]) * [http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-100 SCP-100] - "Jamaican Joe's Junkyard Jubilee" * [http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-121 SCP-121] - Concrete Cradle * [http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-720 SCP-720] - Astronomically-inclined Crane (with the assistance of [http://www.scp-wiki.net/dr-rogets-file Dr. Roget]) * [http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1358 SCP-1358] - Northern Lights * [[[SCP-1269]]] - Stalker Mailbox * [http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1662 SCP-1662] - Paupers' Post **Rewrites** * [[[SCP-323]]] - Wendigo Skull * [http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-392 SCP-392] - The Quark Degenerator (In Need Of New Rewrite) **Tales** * [[[Shadow in the Wake]]] * //[[[Interlude - Drift]]]// * [[[As Time Draws Near]]] //Okay guys, let's get it straight. It's Salman Corbette. Not Salmon Corvette. Not Salam Courgette. And it's not goddamn Sodium Bicarbonate.// - Research Assistant Corbette [[footnoteblock]] [[include :scp-wiki:component:license-box]] [[include :scp-wiki:component:license-box-end]]