SCP-0002-J

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[[include component:preview
text=Toilette Humor]]
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Image source: https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Toilet_in_german_theater_munich.JPG
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[[size 80%]]##757575|by Doctor Cimmerian##[[/size]]
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[[include component:image-block name=SCP-0002-J.JPG |caption= SCP-0002-J when not in use.]]

**Item #:** SCP-0002-J

**Object Class:** Euclid

**Special Containment Procedures:** SCP-0002-J is to be located on floor 36 of Site-88 in the high value containment division's communal restroom. SCP-0002-J use is to be logged on a clipboard which is to be hung on the outside of the stall in which SCP-0002-J is located. At least one use of SCP-0002-J must be completed daily. 

**Description:** SCP-0002-J is a sapient flush toilet located in the high value containment division of Site-88. SCP-0002-J is capable of textual communication through any wirelessly capable device brought into its stall. The device utilized in this manner has a marked effect on the speed at which these communications are accomplished, with laptops allowing the highest volume of communication.

SCP-0002-J's continued sapience appears to be connected with regular use for its original purpose. When left unused for longer than a day, SCP-0002-J loses all anomalous properties until such a time as it is used again. SCP-0002-J, however, retains knowledge of events that occur in its immediate vicinity during such periods.

SCP-0002-J's anomalous properties were first discovered in March of 2016 by site director Dr. Phillip Foster whilst in use. At the time it was believed that SCP-0002-J's anomalous properties only manifested in the presence of cellular phones, but further testing indicated otherwise. Initial testing revealed the remainder of the object's anomalous properties.

The following is a complete log of Dr. Foster's first recorded conversation with SCP-0002-J.

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> [[span style="max-width: 300px; border-radius: 15px; padding: 4px 8px; display: inline-block; text-align: left; float:left; background-color: #808080; background: linear-gradient(to bottom right, #0089e6, #006ab3); color: #fff;"]] [[span style="text-shadow: #003 1px 1px;"]]Hello?[[/span]][[/span]] 
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> [[span style="max-width: 300px; border-radius: 15px; padding: 4px 8px; display: inline-block; text-align: left; float:right; background-color: #739900; background: linear-gradient(to bottom right, #86b300, #5f8000); color: #fff;"]] [[span style="text-shadow: #003 1px 1px;"]]Who is this?[[/span]][[/span]] 
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> [[span style="max-width: 300px; border-radius: 15px; padding: 4px 8px; display: inline-block; text-align: left; float:left; background-color: #808080; background: linear-gradient(to bottom right, #0089e6, #006ab3); color: #fff;"]] [[span style="text-shadow: #003 1px 1px;"]]Sorry. First time using one of these.[[/span]][[/span]] 
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> [[span style="max-width: 300px; border-radius: 15px; padding: 4px 8px; display: inline-block; text-align: left; float:left; background-color: #808080; background: linear-gradient(to bottom right, #0089e6, #006ab3); color: #fff;"]] [[span style="text-shadow: #003 1px 1px;"]]Hey, do you think I could write a book about my life?[[/span]][[/span]] 
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> [[span style="max-width: 300px; border-radius: 15px; padding: 4px 8px; display: inline-block; text-align: left; float:right; background-color: #739900; background: linear-gradient(to bottom right, #86b300, #5f8000); color: #fff;"]] [[span style="text-shadow: #003 1px 1px;"]]I don't even know who you are.[[/span]][[/span]] 
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> //Identification and containment of SCP-0002-J was accomplished shortly after this incident.//
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> **Filename:** SCP-0002-J.JPG
> **Name:** Toilet in german theater munich.JPG
> **Author:** Usien
> **License:** CC BY-SA 3.0
> **Source Link:** [https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Toilet_in_german_theater_munich.JPG Wikimedia]
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