Link to article: SCP-006-CU-EX.
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[[include theme:pet]] [[>]] [[module Rate]] [[/>]] **Item #:** SCP-006-CU-EX > **Object Class:** Lifetime Companion > **Special Containment Procedures:** All instances of SCP-006-CU-EX[[footnote]] Except for the ones with spiky parts. Those guys are meanies.[[/footnote]] are to be recovered by Mobile Task Force Phi-24 ("Exoskeleton Enthusiasts") and carefully brought to any Foundation site so they can be loved properly. It is imperative to Foundation operations to have a high SCP-006-CU-EX count in all dormitories, showers,[[footnote]] Grated drains mind you. We CANNOT, I repeat CANNOT be washing our most valuable asset down the drain.[[/footnote]] cafeterias, gyms, and break rooms. We must have a chicken for every pot and a fly for every soup. > Anyone caught attempting to brutally murder an instance of SCP-006-CU-EX like a cold-blooded son-of-a-bitch is subject to immediate termination. > [[include component:image-block name=CU-EX3.jpg|caption=These things are fucking awesome!]] **Description:** SCP-006-CU-EX is the collective designation for a group of completely resplendent insectoids colloquially referred to as bugs[[footnote]] EXCEPT FOR THE SPIKY ones. We do not talk about those around here. [[/footnote]]. They all are so sweet and have soooo many wonderful textures. Between the contained instances of SCP-006-CU-EX we've found all of the beautiful colors of the double rainbow on their exoskeletons. > The feeling I get when an instance of SCP-006-CU-EX crawls on my skin makes me so giddy and bubbly that it has to be anomalous. All I want to do is hug them and hug them and never ever let them go. > **Addendum 006-CU-EX-01:** > As of ██/██/██ it has been determined that Assistant Entomologist Johnson has been affected by a memetic hazard and is scheduled for immediate termination. SCP-006-CU-EX has now been classified as explained. -O5-1 **Addendum 006-CU-EX-02:** > I think he just //really// //really// likes bugs. It's probably not memetic, Obro-1. -Head Entomologist Patrick **Addendum 006-CU-EX-03:** > Head Entomologist Patrick has been slated for immediate termination because he has clearly been affected by a memetic hazard also. No more bugs. [[[SCP-006-J|We are once again at peace with nature.]]]