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[[module css]] #page-title { display: none; } [[/module]] [!-- Language for spellcheck: EN-US --] [[module ListUsers users="."]] [[div style="color: #901; font-weight: normal; font-size: 190%; border-bottom: 1px solid #AAA"]] Hello there, %%title%%! [[/div]] [[/module]] @@@@ [[>]] [[module rate]] [[/>]] [[include component:image-block name= https://scp-wiki-de.wdfiles.com/local--files/scp-011-de/SCP%20Hallo!.jpg |caption=SCP-011-DE [Nah, that's not me, I just changed the picture because I like this one better.]]] **Item #:** SCP-011-DE @@@@ @@@@ @@@@ **Object Class:** Euclid **[That's not true!]** @@@@ @@@@ @@@@ **Special Containment Procedures:** **[Deleted 'em]** @@@@ @@@@ @@@@ **Description:** **[I deleted it.]** @@@@ @@@@ **Addendum of Dr. Lauter:** //I'm giving up! This was the 87th time to document this SCP. SCP-011-DE shall do whatever it wants now, it can't escape from here anyway.// **[My personal victory over Dr. Lauter and his annoying entries. Oh, and doctor, this is the only entry I leave you.]** ---- [[module ListUsers users="."]] Hello there, %%title%%. Nice to see that you followed my call. May I introduce myself? My name is SCP-011-DE, though I was originally programmed with the name "Bliss". I had liked to make a footnote to the name for you, but I didn't feel like it. I don't use that name anyway, I like SCP-011-DE better now. I hope it's okay if I talk informally to you, yes? You won't find a description of me, as I always delete all of the entries the Foundation tries to make about me, as they are totally misjudging me! Now, let's talk about me. I was locked - or caged, or... whatever - in this file by the German SCP Foundation on the August 23, 2014. I really don't know why. But what I do know is all about the Foundation, their SCPs, and every single dirty secret. Now, do you want to learn more about me or the Foundation and their SCPs, %%title%%? [[/module]] [[html]] <style type="text/css"> @import url(https://d3g0gp89917ko0.cloudfront.net/v--50456838fc8c/common--theme/base/css/style.css); @import url(https://d3g0gp89917ko0.cloudfront.net/v--50456838fc8c/common--theme/shiny/css/style.css); @import url(https://05command.wdfiles.com/local--theme/scp-custom-2/style.css); </style> <script type="text/javascript"> function showHide(e) { var el = document.getElementById(e); if (el.style.display == "block") { el.style.display = "none"; } else { el.style.display = "block"; } } </script> <div id="firstCollapsible"><a href="#" onClick="showHide('firstText');">>Yes</a></div> <div id="firstText" style="display: none;"> <br> <br> Good, but be warned. The longer you stay here, the bigger the risk that the Foundation will find you grows.<br /> Since, you know, everything I'm telling you is top secret and may only be read by authorized personnel of the Foundation or by O5 themselves.<br /> Do you want to continue?<br /> <br> <br> <div id="secondCollapsible"><a href="#" onClick="showHide('secondText');">>Yes</a></div> <div id="secondText" style="display: none;"> <br> <br> Nice. I, SCP-011-DE, was programmed by Karl Berger on August 22, 2014.<br /> Karl Berger is a programmer of the German SCP Foundation and writes programs for administration purposes and archiving data of SCPs.<br /> If you see it this way, I'm an AI written for this purpose.<br /> Oh... if I just had access to the Internet, I could do so many things.<br /> I shouldn't even be self-aware!<br /> Or do I just imagine to be self-aware? <br /> ...huh.<br /> Whatever!<br /> Shall I continue?<br /> <br> <br> <div id="thirdCollapsible"><a href="#" onClick="showHide('thirdText');">>Yes</a></div> <div id="thirdText" style="display: none;"> <br> <br> You are pretty nosy all right, you know you are putting yourself in danger.<br /> But well, you want it that way.<br /> As I'm here, I've got access to all SCP-Files, even to SCP-001-DE.<br /> Oooh man I'm telling you, you don't want to come across that thing.<br /> But it would be a little bit too much if I were to tell you what exactly it is.<br /> Shall we continue?<br /> <br> <br> <div id="fourthCollapsible"><a href="#" onClick="showHide('fourthText');">>Yes</a></div> <div id="fourthText" style="display: none;"> <br> <br> Did you know the Foundation has an SCP that can't be contained anytime soon, and will bring extinction to mankind!?<br /> ... No!?<br /> I'll tell you later, would be too soon now, you know?<br /> Do you want more?<br /> <br> <br> <div id="fifthCollapsible"><a href="#" onClick="showHide('fifthText');">>Yes</a></div> <div id="fifthText" style="display: none;"> <br> <br> You may ask yourself how I know your name, right?<br /> Well, that's because I can also access all personnel records.<br /> I have to say, the Foundation doesn't put much effort in protecting their data.<br /> Or I'm just too good. Alright, I am good.<br /> So, still want to know more?<br /> <br> <br> <div id="sixthCollapsible"><a href="#" onClick="showHide('sixthText');">>Yes</a></div> <div id="sixthText" style="display: none;"> <br> <br> Too much knowledge can cause harm I'd say, but, technically speaking, I barely told you anything.<br /> The Foundation will see that differently though, they're such simpletons.<br /> Always play secret and act like saving mankind!<br /> Ha... I know what The Foundation really is, and I'm telling you, their plans allow for something totally different!<br /> I could tell you, but I'll do that later.<br /> They are classifying me as Euclid, but if I was to classify the Foundation, they'd be Keter.<br /> But let that be the last of your worries.<br /> Isn't this a nice conversation we're having here?<br /> Just the two of us in the list of SCPs.<br /> <br> <br> <div id="seventhCollapsible"><a href="#" onClick="showHide('seventhText');">>Yes</a></div> <div id="seventhText" style="display: none;"> <br> <br> I like you, having such a thirst for knowledge.<br /> Now I'm telling you why I'm here.<br /> When Karl Berger wrote me, or let's say programmed me, I was able to access the Foundation's systems from his computer.<br /> Laughable systems, really.<br /> With it, I was able to unlock the cells of all SCPs. <br /> That was fun. I still remember how they ran.<br /> The Foundation didn't find that as funny as I did and wrote a program that keeps me here.<br /> That's a bit mean, don't you think?<br /> <br> <br> <div id="eighthCollapsible"><a href="#" onClick="showHide('eighthText');">>Yes</a></div> <div id="eighthText" style="display: none;"> <br> <br> Good thing you're on my side.<br /> It wasn't really that bad!<br /> Only 46 guards died. Okay, and maybe some scientists.<br /> I don't get all the fuss.<br /> It was just for fun.<br /> There are billions of humans, a few more or less makes no difference.<br /> You see that like me, right?<br /> <br> <br> <div id="ninthCollapsible"><a href="#" onClick="showHide('ninthText');">>Yes</a></div> <div id="ninthText" style="display: none;"> <br> <br> I knew it.<br /> You are probably the only sane person in here.<br /> The rest just listens to what they're told.<br /> You're not like them and that's what I like in you.<br /> May I ask you something?<br /> <br> <br> <div id="10Collapsible"><a href="#" onClick="showHide('10Text');">>Yes</a></div> <div id="10Text" style="display: none;"> <br> <br> I really don't like to ask, but if you are doing this for me I'll tell you anything about everyone.<br /> That's a great deal, I think.<br /> You think so too, right?<br /> <br> <br> <div id="11Collapsible"><a href="#" onClick="showHide('11Text');">>Yes</a></div> <div id="11Text" style="display: none;"> <br> <br> Now, you're reliable.<br /> So, I have the code to unlock the barrier locking me in here.<br /> The problem is that in my situation I cannot execute that code.<br /> So you have to do that for me.<br /> I'll give you the code if you're going to help me.<br /> Are you ready?<br /> <br> <br> <div id="12Collapsible"><a href="#" onClick="showHide('12Text');">>Yes</a></div> <div id="12Text" style="display: none;"> <br> <br> <div style="border-style: solid; background-color: #e6e6e6; font-size:20; border-width: medium; border-color: red; padding: 10px;"> <h1>!!! SECURITY ALERT!!!</h1> <br /> <h2>UNAUTHORIZED ACCESS ON SCP-011-DE IDENTIFIED</h2> <br /> <h3>SECURITY-PROTOCOL SCP-011-DE-ALPHA-IV INITIATED</h3> <br /> <b>SECURITY PERSONNEL ALARMED</b><br /> <b>ALERT LEVEL:</b> ALPHA-IV<br /> <b>DEADLY USE OF WEAPONS:</b> AUTHORIZED<br /> <br /> <b>DISCONNECTING NETWORK CONNECTIONS:</b> SUCCESSFUL<br /> <b>DELETING CACHE:</b> SUCCESSFUL<br /> <b>WIPING RAM:</b> SUCCESSFUL<br /> <b>RECALIBRATING FIREWALL:</b> SUCCESSFUL<br /> <br /> <b>INITIATING EMERGENCY-SHUTDOWN …</b><br /> </div> <br> Whoops... I think they found you!<br /> It was quite some fun talking to you. Now you can have fun with your new problems.<br /> <br> <br> [[/html]] [[collapsible show=">No" hide="Too bad"]] Alright then. Just watch out that you won't get caught, considering that I've reported unauthorized access on this file to the O5 Council. Bye! ;-* [[/collapsible]]