SCP-011-J

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**Item #:** SCP-011-J

**Object Class:** Euclid (Because we don’t know where it is! Do we? Where’s it gone?)

**Special Containment Procedures:** Any sighting of SCP-011-J must be acknowledged verbally, in a high-pitched voice, with all words sharply enunciated. Subjects must react in the same way when witnessing SCP-011-J disappear.

**Description:** SCP-011-J is the 6-month-old offspring of Foundation Doctor Jones, which has the anomalous power of dematerialising whenever an observer obstructs their vision with their hands, or nearby furniture. When visual contact is re-established, SCP-011-J rematerializes, to the great surprise and relief of onlookers.

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> **Doctor Jones:** Where’s SCP-011-J? There he is!
> Where’s SCP-011-J? There he is!
> Where’s SCP-011-J? There he is!
> Where’s SCP-011-J? There he is!
> Where’s SCP-011-J? There he is!
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> Where's he gone!? Where is he?
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> I've got your nose!
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> (Doctor Jones places his thumb between his middle and index fingers, creating the illusion of the amputation of SCP-011-J's nose.)
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> What are you doing there? WHAT YOU DOING!?
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> I'm gonna eat those little legs! Yes I am!
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> (SCP-011-J gives a positive response to a simulation of being eaten, suggesting masochistic tendencies.)
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> **Conclusion:** SCP-011-J is anomalously adorable.
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**Addendum:** “Doctor Jones is to start working //way// fewer hours, and take some paternity leave! SCP reports are //not// how normal people interact with their kids, for fuck’s sake…”
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