SCP-024-J

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**Item #:** SCP-024-J

**Object Class:** Euclid

**Special Containment Procedures:** SCP-024-J is currently uncontained (see below).

**Description:** SCP-024-J is an 40cm x 40cm x 40cm cubic sculpture set on top of a 1.3m long pedestal. Observers will experience intense discomfort in its presence and be disinclined to approach it.

**Addendum:** Expedition Log 024-J-2

Following SCP-024's discovery, a detachment from MTF Chi-27 "Push The Cube Into My Chest"[[footnote]]A mobile task force dedicated to the containment of cubic anomalies.[[/footnote]] consisting of Chi-27-Alpha, Beta, and Gamma was deployed to its location. The operation was ultimately unsuccessful.

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**<Begin Log>**

**Beta:** Alright team, let's roll out.

//MTF Chi-27 approaches SCP-024-J, guns at the ready. At a distance of twelve meters, Chi-27-Beta signals for the team to stop. They do so.//

**Command:** Chi-27-Beta, what's your reason for pausing?

**Beta:** I'm not gay.

**Command:** What?

**Gamma:** From where I'm standing, command, approaching that cube would be kind of gay.

**Alpha:** Not that there's anything wrong with that.

**Gamma:** Right, yeah. But we're not gay, so.

**Command:** So what?

**Beta:** I just wouldn't want anyone to get the wrong impression.

**Command:** What the fuck are any of you talking about?

**Gamma:** Like, going up to that cube, guns drawn and ready to shoot... that's kinda sus, right?

**Beta:** Yeah, absolutely. The gun might as well be a dick.

**Alpha:** That's pretty gay.

**Command:** I'll admit, that's -- wait, no. Just secure the cube and get out.

**Gamma:** Three dudes working together to get a cube...

**Alpha:** Look, I'm not homophobic, okay?

**Command:** No-one said you were, Alpha.

**Alpha:** But I'm still not gonna do gay stuff.

**Beta:** Imagine //being// the cube. That'd be the gayest thing ever.

**Command:** [sighs] Will you at least get a material sample?

**Gamma:** Absolutely not. That's beyond gay.

**Alpha:** It's probably made of cum.

**Beta:** I'm straight, okay? I'm not gonna touch the cube.

**Command:** It is not gay to touch a cube.

**Beta:** It's pretty sus.

**Command:** At a bare minimum, you need to inspect it. It's your goddamn job.

**Alpha:** I dunno, dude.

**Gamma:** Now that I think about it, containing stuff is pretty gay.

**Alpha:** Yeah, even being this close to it is kind of gay if you ask me.

**Beta:** Which is fine, but like...

**Command:** We get it, you're straight.

**Alpha:** Look, dude, if you're so hellbent on bringing this cube in, come get it yourself.

**Command:** Hell no, that would be fucking gay.

//Brief silence.//

**Command:** Okay, okay, abort the mission and regroup at the base. We'll think of something else.

**Gamma:** Thank God.

//MTF Chi-27 retreats.//

**<End log>**
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> **Filename:** cube.jpg
> **Name:** Cube sugar statue Dacice
> **Author:** Vít Luštinec
> **License:** CC BY 3.0
> **Source Link:** [https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Cube_sugar_statue_Dacice.jpg Wikimedia Commons]

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