Link to article: SCP-027-J.
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[[>]] [[module Rate]] [[/>]] [[module css]] blockquote { border-style: double; text-align: center; } [[/module]] > ++ The following document contains conflicting versions. Version A is highlighted in ##06789b|this text color##. Version B is highlighted in ##e00221|this text color##. Pending additions are highlighted in ##19890f|this text color.## [[div class="scp-image-block" style="width: 200px; float: right;"]] [[iframe https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/local--files/scp-027-j/remote.html width="200px" height="200px" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"]] [[div class="scp-image-caption" style="width:200px;"]] SCP-027-J? [[/div]] [[/div]] **Item #:** SCP-027-J **Object Class:** ##e00221|Safe## ##06789b|Euclid## ##e00221|Safe## ##06789b|Euclid## ##19890f|Keter## **Special Containment Procedures:** SCP-027-J is to be contained ##06789b|on the couch## ##e00221|in the proper holder that I spent like thirty goddamned dollars on, designated SCP-027-J-1.## ##06789b|(SCP-027-J-1 is a cheap piece of plastic you paid too much money on, and shall be designated SCP-027-J-$).## at the Benson household,##e00221|even though it's probably on fucking Jupiter half the time.## until further notice. When SCP-027-J switches phase, ##e00221|Researcher Benson is to be consulted as to where the hell she left it## ##06789b|Researcher Benson is to calm the hell down, it's just a remote.## SCP-027-J is to be placed in the proper receptacle. ##06789b|(I swear to god, Phil, don't say a goddamned word).## **Description:** SCP-027-J is a ##e00221|Roku## ##06789b|Cable Box## ##e00221|Roku## ##06789b|Cable Box## Television Remote Control, which appears to have two quantum states: * An R-2787 Roku Remote control (Designated SCP-027-J-A) for a [REDACTED] model television ##e00221|which was so goddamned expensive## ##06789b|which was on sale, and you agreed on##, manufactured in 2015. * A FIOS-27 Cable Box remote (Designated SCP-027-J-B) ##e00221|which is goddamned useless, because we have netflix, hulu, and amazon prime## ##06789b|which is necessary because ADULTS HAVE CABLE.## At no time can SCP-027-J exist in both states, ##e00221|because Researcher Benson can't keep track of the goddamned remotes when she's watching her "programs"## ##06789b|due to its anomalous effect of making Researcher Benson a dickhead## due to its anomalous effect. SCP-027-J was first discovered when after installing the new Roku TV in the living room, when ##06789b|Researcher Benson immediately lost the Roku remote## the Roku remote went missing. After two weeks, the Roku remote was discovered, and ##e00221|the cable box remote promptly dissapeared## ##06789b|Researcher Benson lost my remote, to stop me from watching dance moms## SCP-027-J changed quantum states, leading to the discovery of the nature of SCP-027-J. **Addendum A** On [REDACTED] ##e00221|For god's sake Jillian, stop redacting my notes## ##06789b|no##, it was discovered that both the cable box and the Roku have smartphone apps, which can control both devices. ##e00221|Researcher Benson kindly installed these apps, and set them up on both his, and Researcher Benson's smartphones## Both applications were installed, and SCP-027-J's effect ##e00221|now appears to extend to Researcher Benson's phone now too, since that's either dead or missing all the time## ##06789b|For fuck's sake Phil, it's not that big of a deal, when I'm home. Just stop losing the goddamned remotes!## Research in to the spread of SCP-027-J's effect ##e00221|and Jillian's inability to keep track of a THOUSAND DOLLAR PHONE## ##06789b|It was 450, you giant crybaby.## is ongoing. **##19890f|Dr. Lornth's Note:##** //##19890f|Jesus christ, would you two PLEASE get some counselling?##// [[include :scp-wiki:component:license-box |author=DrMagnus]] ===== > **Name:** File:Roku XDS with Remote.jpg > **Author:** Mattnad > **License:** CC BY-SA 3.0 > **Source:** https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Roku_XDS_with_Remote.jpg > **Name:** File:Toshiba Remote Control CT-9863.jpg > **Author:** Muband > **License:** CC BY-SA 3.0 > **Source:** https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Toshiba_Remote_Control_CT-9863.jpg ===== [[include :scp-wiki:component:license-box-end]]