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[[include info:start]] [[[SCP-055-KO-J]]] - Is this a Report or an Improv Skit? **Author:** [[*user Bangja]] **Translator:** [[*user fluxman]] **Original Article:** [*http://ko.scp-wiki.net/scp-055-ko-j #] ---- [[=]] [http://ko.scp-wiki.net/bangja ★] [[/=]] [[include info:end]] > ... > > **Anna Lang:** Robert, no! > > (Sound of Debris falling) > > **Robert Scranton:** Oh... Alas- (Painful moans) > > **Anna Lang:** Oh, God. No, please. Open your eyes. > > **Robert Scranton:** Anna... > > **Anna Lang:** Yes. I'm here. So, please... > > (Building shakes) > > **D-0303:** Doc! It's too dangerous! > > **Robert Scranton:** Go... Now... > > **Anna Lang:** But... But how can I leave you here... > > (Site alarm sounds) > > **Robert Scranton:** I'm fine. (Breathing) I really am... > > ... > > ... > > ... > > **Director Seol:** Cut! @@ @@ @@ @@ @@ @@ **Video Director:** Cut! @@ @@ **Special Effects Team:** <End of Log>! @@ @@ (The lights turn off. The actors come down from the props.) @@ @@ **Director Seol:** Good, good, good. Really good work today. Jisoo! I loved your acting! (Laughter) @@ @@ **Jeong Jisoo (as Anna):** Oh, no, it's all thanks to you. @@ @@ (Sound of cleaning debris prop) @@ @@ **Choi Woosik (as Robert):** Hut-cha. Good work, everyone! @@ @@ **Director Seol:** Come here, Mr Choi. The food truck's here! @@ @@ **Choi Woosik (as Robert):** Yes, director! You did a lot of work in this cold weather. @@ @@ **Director Seol:** Oh, you do all the hard work. Let's go. @@ @@ **Kim Yanghyeok (as D-0303):** Man, that smells delicious! What's for dinner today? @@ @@ **Oh Keunhyeok (Jeong Jisoo's manager):** Steamed chicken and stir-fried fish cakes. (Squinting) Oh, man. @@ @@ **Jeong Jisoo (as Anna):** What is it? Is the stir fry spicy? @@ @@ **Oh Keunhyeok (Kim Sua's Manager):** Nope, spicy fish stew. @@ @@ **Kim Yanghyeok (as D-0303):** Sweet! @@ @@ **Director Seol:** Woah, ey, ey, ey, ey, Addendum Kim! What have you got here? (Laughter) @@ @@ (The lighting director approaches, holding two cups of coffee.) @@ @@ **Lighting Director:** (Chuckles) Iced Americano, just how you like it. @@ @@ (Director Seol takes the coffee.) @@ @@ **Director Seol:** But I didn't see any cafe nearby. @@ @@ **Lighting Director:** There was a convenience store nearby. Is it good? @@ @@ **Director Seol:** It is. Don't overwork yourself. Also... @@ @@ (Phone vibration and ringing) @@ @@ **Director Seol:** It's not mine. Is it yours? @@ @@ (The lighting director pats himself down.) @@ @@ **Lighting Director:** No, not me either. @@ @@ **Video Director:** Oh, it's mine. Sorry. @@ @@ (The Video Director receives the call.) @@ @@ **Video Director:** Hello? @@ @@ (Silence) @@ @@ **Video Director:** Yeah. @@ @@ ... @@ @@ **Video Director:** Right now? @@ @@ ... @@ @@ **Video Director:** But we're busy... Can't the other teams do it? @@ @@ ... @@ @@ **Video Director:** I mean, why... Alright, OK. @@ @@ **Director Seol:** Something wrong? @@ @@ **Video Director:** They want to film it right now. @@ @@ **Director Seol:** Bah. They must be crazy. @@ @@ **Video Director:** They said the deadline is today. @@ @@ (Seol spits out his coffee.) @@ @@ **Director Seol:** The hell? @@ @@ **Video Director:** There was a contest - @@ @@ **Director Seol:** I know. So. (Shaking off clothes.) When's the criticism team coming? @@ @@ **Video Director:** That- @@ @@ > (Collapsible opening sound) @@ @@ **Director Seol:** Oh, crap. Give me a break. @@ @@ > **[[*user Bangja]]:** (On call) Of course, I'll give the crits right now. @@ @@ **Director Seol:** (Shouting) Lights! Call the team! @@ @@ **Lighting Director:** Yes, sir! @@ @@ **Video Director:** Recording. @@ @@ **Kim Kyeoncheol (as narrator for Special Containment Procedure):** OK. Ah, ah, mike test. @@ @@ > **Special Containment Procedures:** Object is kept within a five (5) by five (5) by two point five (2.5) meter square room constructed of cement (fifty (50) centimeter thickness)... @@ @@ **Director Seol:** OK, done with the Special Containment Procedures. Where's the rest of the script? @@ @@ **Video Director:** It's not here yet. @@ @@ **Director Seol:** What about the description? @@ @@ **Video Director:** Nope. @@ @@ **Director Seol:** (Shouting) Fucking hell! Is it the server again? What are we supposed to do with nothing? @@ @@ (The Lighting Director and cast arrive running.) @@ @@ **Actor Kim Yanghyeok:** Director, we're here. @@ @@ **Director Seol:** (Sigh) Hell... Editor, what's the time right now? @@ @@ **Editing Director:** It's five past five. @@ @@ **Director Seol:** Yanghyeok, Woosik. You're on now. @@ @@ **Actor Choi Woosik:** Director, who exactly are we playing? @@ @@ (Seol sits down, goes through the box of nametags, and grabs one out.) @@ @@ **Choi Woosik (as Hughes):** Bartholomew Hughes? @@ @@ **Director Seol:** You - You are Censored Out. @@ @@ **Kim Yanghyeok (as ███████):** Aight, got it. @@ @@ (Seol stands up to speak.) @@ @@ **Director Seol:** Listen carefully. Our fate is in your hands. Whatever the circumstance is... Let's do this somehow. @@ @@ (Actors Choi and Kims walk up the stage, dumbstruck. The lights turn on.) @@ @@ **Director Seol:** If we don't pull this off, we're screwed. @@ @@ > ... > > **Special Containment Procedures:** ...It is further advised that all personnel maintaining or studying other SCP objects in the vicinity try to maintain a distance of at least fifty (50) meters from the geometric center of the room, as long as this is reasonably practical. > @@ @@ **Video Director:** Procedures cut! @@ @@ (The Video Director signals to Director Seol.) @@ @@ **Director Seol:** (Clears throat) Hmph. @@ @@ > **Description:** ...[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-055 SCP-055] is... yes, a "self-keeping secret". @@ @@ (The Video Director is stunned.) @@ @@ **Video Director:** Dear lord. @@ @@ (Director Seol takes a deep breath) @@ @@ > **Description:** Information about SCP-055's physical appearance as well as its nature, behavior, and origins is self-classifying. Object is an non-memorisable information. All of these facts are periodically rediscovered - > > - usually by chance readers of this file, causing a great deal of alarm. This state of concern lasts minutes at most, before the matter is simply forgotten about. > > ... @@ @@ **Video Director:** Description cut! @@ @@ (Director Seol walks down the pedestal.) @@ @@ **Director Seol:** Shit. This is the most nervous I've ever been since speech class in primary school. Addendum! Where are you? @@ @@ **Lighting Director:** Coming! @@ @@ **Video Director:** That was amazing. How could you do that on the spot as well? @@ @@ **Director Seol:** I said whatever came to my mind. This is driving me crazy. @@ @@ > **[[*user Bangja]]:** That's a genius idea. First of all, there are some typos here... @@ @@ **Video Director:** We have some time. Woosik, how's it going? @@ @@ **Choi Woosik (as Hughes):** OK, we practised it together somehow. Is there no script yet? @@ @@ **Director Seol:** Pull it off somehow. The server's still down. @@ @@ **Video Director:** Addendum cut! Recording! @@ @@ **Choi Woosik (as Hughes):** (Clears throat) Hmm. @@ @@ **Director Seol:** Lord have mercy. @@ @@ > **Dr. Hughes:** OK, I'm going to need to ask you some questions about number 55 now. > > **███████:** Number what? > > **Dr. Hughes:** SCP object 55. The object you just examined. **Kim Yanghyeok (as ███████):** (Whispering) Fuck, wait, isn't this number 66? **Director Seol:** Oh. > **███████:** Um, I don't know what you're talking about. I don't think we //have// a 55. > > **Dr. Hughes:** OK, then, ███████, I'd like you to tell me what you've been doing for the past two hours. > > **███████:** What? I... <subject appears uncomfortable> ... @@ @@ **Choi Woosik (as Hughes):** (Whispering) Yanghyeok, say something... @@ @@ > **███████:** ... I don't know. @@ @@ **Choi Woosik (as Hughes):** (Under his breath) Crap. @@ @@ > **Dr. Hughes:** OK, then, do you remember that we all agreed that it wasn't spherical? > > **███████:** That what wasn't... (Realising his intent) Oh! Right! It isn't round at all! Object 55 isn't round! > > **Dr Hughes:** So you remember it now? > > **███████:** Well, no. I mean, I don't know what it is, but I know there is one. It's something you can't remember. And it's not a sphere. > @@ @@ **Director Seol:** (Shouting) Make some goddamn sense! @@ @@ > > **Dr Hughes:** (Missing what Kim said over Seol's shouting.) Wait a minute. What's not a sphere? > > **███████:** Object 55. > > **Dr Hughes:** Object what? > > **███████:** Doc, do you remember agreeing that something wasn't shaped like a sphere? > > **Dr Hughes:** (Poor acting) Oh, right! @@ @@ **Video Director:** Cut! @@ @@ **Special Effects Team:**<End of Log>! @@ @@ (The lights turn off.) @@ @@ **Director Seol:** You son of a- @@ @@ **Lighting Director:** (Stopping Seol) W- Wait! The results aren't out yet! @@ @@ > **[[*user Bangja]]:** My final note is... It's not bad, but it seems too novel. I don't know how the readers will react. > > That's all. @@ @@ > (Collapsible closing sound) @@ @@ **Director Seol:** (Collapsing) We're doomed. @@ @@ **Lighting Director:** ...At least we did our best. @@ @@ (The actors walk off stage, removing their nametags.) @@ @@ **Director Seol:** (Powerlessly) So this is how I die. @@ @@ (An alarm goes off.) @@ @@ **Video Director:** Huh? What is this? @@ @@ (The Video Director pulls out his phone.) @@ @@ **Video Director:** Sir? This just got uploaded. @@ @@ **Director Seol:** Of course. Regular execution as usual. @@ @@ **Video Director:** No, you got to look. The rating... @@ @@ **Director Seol:** What do you mean- @@ @@ @@ @@ @@ @@ @@ @@ [[include component:image-block name=http://scpkosb.wdfiles.com/local--files/draft%3Abangja-3-1bcb/055.png|align=center|caption=rating]] @@ @@ @@ @@ @@ @@ @@ @@ **Director Seol:** Ah? @@ @@ @@ @@ @@ @@ @@ @@ @@ @@ @@ @@ @@ @@ @@ @@ @@ @@ @@ @@ @@ @@ @@ @@ @@ @@ @@ @@ @@ @@ @@ @@ @@ @@ @@ @@ @@ @@ @@ @@ @@ @@ @@ @@ @@ @@ @@ @@ @@ @@ @@ @@ @@ @@ @@ @@ @@ @@ @@ @@ @@ @@ @@ @@ @@ @@ @@ @@ @@ @@ @@ @@ [[collapsible show="One month later" hide="The phone starts ringing."]] @@ @@ (The Lighting Director is on call.) @@ @@ **Lighting Director:** Yeah. @@ @@ ... @@ @@ **Lighting Director:** Five days? @@ @@ ... @@ @@ **Lighting Director:** It's good, as long as we have the script. We can do it. @@ @@ ... @@ @@ **Lighting Director:** Of course! Thank you. @@ @@ (The Lighting Director hangs up.) @@ @@ **Director Seol:** What is it? What's up? @@ @@ **Lighting Director:** Sir! We have a project! @@ @@ **Director Seol:** Five days are more than enough. Very good! What's the object number? @@ @@ **Lighting Director:** They said it's [https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-1730 SCP-1730]... [[/collapsible]] @@ @@ @@ @@ @@ @@ @@ @@ @@ @@ @@ @@ [[footnoteblock]]