SCP-065-J

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**Item #:** SCP-065-J

**Object Class:** Safe

**Special Containment Procedures:** SCP-065-J is to be contained in a simulated desert ecosystem, and provided with water and fertilizer weekly. SCP-065-J is to be provided with --recording devices and the recordings provided to Site-19's recreational center.-- No recordings on Mondays. 

**Description:** SCP-065-J is a collection of three desert cacti. SCP-065-J do not differ in physical appearance from non-anomalous cacti, despite being capable of speech, and usually wear sombreros. SCP-065-J are designated from SCP-065-J-1 to 3.

SCP-065-J display sapient behavior, and are capable of understanding and speaking English and Spanish. SCP-065-J often communicates in song. SCP-065-J was recovered from the Arizona Desert, and was brought to the Foundation's attention by a rogue outbreak of spontaneous musicals in the surrounding area. 

**Addendum:** Interview Log 065-J-1


> <BEGIN LOG>
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> INTERVIEWER: Good morning, SCP-065-J.
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> SCP-065-J: [Turns to Security Camera-3... --Somehow-- ] ♫ Hello kids! ♫
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> INTERVIEWER: Wait, what?
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> SCP-065-J-1: ♫ Kids, do you want to learn about America's //proud// history? ♫
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> INTERVIEWER: Uh, do you understand your current condition?
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> SCP-065-J-1: ♫ We're the Singing Cacti Amigos!♫
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> SCP-065-J-2 & 3: ♫ Cactiiiii Amiiiiigoooos! Cactiiiii Amiiiigoooos! ♫
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> INTERVIEWER: Right. Do you recall anything about your origins?
>   
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> SCP-065-J-1: ♫ Used to be a little cactus,
> Dreamt of being a star...
> Followed that star,
> And here I am...
> With the Singing Cacti Amigos! ♫
>   
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> SCP-065-J-2 & 3: ♫ Cactiiii Amiiiigoooos! Cactiiii Amiiiigoooos! ♫
>   
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> INTERVIEWER: ♫ Cacti amigos? ♫
>    
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> SCP-065-J: ♫ Cactiiii Amiiiigoooos! Cactiiii Amiiiigoooos!♫
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> Site-19: ♫ CACTIIII AMIIIIGOOOOS!!! ♫
>   
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> <END LOG>

**Addendum:** Interview Log 065-J-2

> <BEGIN LOG>
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> INTERVIEWER: ♫ Good morning, Cacti Amigos! ♫
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> SCP-065-J-1: Look, the contract we arranged with the studio clearly said that we had Mondays off. So just fuck off, alright?
> 
> 
> <END LOG>
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