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[[/module]] 

[[include :scp-wiki:info:start]]
**SCP-1401-EX:** Have You Been **Scrombled?**
**Author:** [[*user Deadly Bread]]
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[[include :scp-wiki:more-by:deadly-bread]]

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[[include component:image-block name=Meme|caption=SCP-1401-EX-6]]

**Item #:** SCP-1401-EX

**Object Class:** --Pending-- Explained

**Special Containment Procedures:** SCP-1401-EX instances are to be kept on file at Site-19 and are available on request.  Investigations into the whereabouts of PoI-6922 is currently ongoing within the state of Illinois.

**Description:** SCP-1401-EX is the collective designation for a group of 22 printed images. These images were previously found printed and stapled onto telephone poles around Illinois, USA. SCP-1401-EX instances take the form of a warning poster, informing the viewer of a nonexistent ailment defined as “being scrombled [sic].” The stylization of these posters is similar to numerous internet memes and are often edited to be surreal and nonsensical for comedic effect. The listed symptoms of SCP-1401-EX vary between instances but are often unclear or nonsensical phrases with poor grammar. These include:
* Experience of dust
* Bones being not from your elbow
* Not from the tuba
* Knowledge of the energy within the green around
* Partaking in the peepee or poopoo
* Entities in the surroundings 
Instances will always end with the sentence, “Don’t worry about it it’s fine.” 

The phrasing of these symptoms is thought to be intentionally suggestive to confuse readers of SCP-1401-EX currently suffering from mild ailments. Individuals claiming to have been affected by SCP-1401-EX have been found to have symptoms unrelated to the poster’s contents, with effects of a preexisting injury or illness being attributed to SCP-1401-EX. Mental examinations of these individuals have consistently found them to be suffering a form of hypochondria. 

**History:** SCP-1401-EX was first reported on 07/03/2020 when pieces of documentation from Illinois hospitals describing a “mystery disease” were discovered. An embedded Agent was able to interview a number of individuals, all of which described SCP-1401-EX as the source of their information regarding the disease. MTF Eta-10 (“See No Evil”) was deployed to contain the anomaly, which was originally thought to be cognitohazardous. Nine instances were discovered and were given to the Site-19 cognitohazardous research facility. After extensive testing, it was determined that SCP-1401-EX possessed no anomalous properties. 

During post recovery analysis, SCP-1401-EX was mentioned in several chat rooms associated with GoI-5869 (“Gamers Against Weed”). The following are chat logs discussing SCP-1401-EX’s initial distribution.

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> Excerpt: July 24th, 2020

> [[span class="member2"]]**octogami:**[[/span]] just putting it in front of a noun doesnt make it an insult
> [[span class="member0"]]**wheelonwheels:**[[/span]] you absolute egg
> = [[span class="member"]]**ToasterDoot[[/span]] has joined.**
> [[span class="member2"]]**octogami:**[[/span]] egg is already an insult mcbitchtits
> [[span class="member"]]**ToasterDoot:**[[/span]] Im back
> [[span class="member"]]**ToasterDoot:**[[/span]] [[span class="ping"]]@Sunnova[[/span]] I posted this one around earlier. should I make another or will more of thsee work?
> = [[span class="member"]]**ToasterDoot[[/span]] uploaded file [[span class="member"]]1804379137.png[[/span]] 1mb [[span class="click"]]⬇[[/span]]**
> [[span class="member2"]]**octogami:**[[/span]] whats this for?
> [[span class="member"]]**ToasterDoot:**[[/span]] Making a point
> [[span class="ping"]]**Sunnova:**[[/span]] dude where have you been
> [[span class="ping"]]**Sunnova:**[[/span]] its been like a month
> [[span class="member0"]]**wheelonwheels:**[[/span]] im experincing dust lol what the hell is this
> [[span class="member"]]**ToasterDoot:**[[/span]] Sorry, got caught up in dome irl stuff
> [[span class="member"]]**ToasterDoot:**[[/span]] *some
> [[span class="member2"]]**octogami:**[[/span]] you’ve been gone since febuary what happened
> [[span class="member"]]**ToasterDoot:**[[/span]] I had to move apartments after some stuff with my landlord
> [[span class="member"]]**ToasterDoot:**[[/span]] Don’t really want to talk about it
> [[span class="ping"]]**Sunnova:**[[/span]] even so, I stand by what I said when you first suggested this
> [[span class="member0"]]**wheelonwheels:**[[/span]] [[span class="ping"]]@octogami[[/span]] i dont even work at mcdees 
> [[span class="member"]]**ToasterDoot:**[[/span]] wym?
> [[span class="ping"]]**Sunnova:**[[/span]] just because something looks weird dorsnt mean the cage cleaners are gonna swoop up and throw it into their underground suite
> [[span class="member2"]]**octogami:**[[/span]] also what do ypu mean by posting them around?
> [[span class="member2"]]**octogami:**[[/span]] you giving these out at the county fair?
> [[span class="member"]]**ToasterDoot:**[[/span]] No like on street lights n poles n shit
> [[span class="member0"]]**wheelonwheels:**[[/span]] givinb them out at the local poetry night lol
> [[span class="member2"]]**octogami:**[[/span]] so you're just putting these out in public?
> [[span class="member0"]]**wheelsonwheels:**[[/span]] y doh?
> [[span class="member"]]**ToasterDoot:**[[/span]] To use up janitor resources
> [[span class="member"]]**ToasterDoot:**[[/span]] Waste their time
> [[span class="member"]]**ToasterDoot:**[[/span]] I just wNt to make some sort of impact 
> [[span class="member2"]]**octogami:**[[/span]] that’s it?
> [[span class="member2"]]**octogami:**[[/span]] you just want to inconvenience yhem?
> [[span class="member"]]**ToasterDoot:**[[/span]] I don’t fucking know man
> [[span class="member"]]**ToasterDoot:**[[/span]] I just want to feel like I’m doing anything at all
> [[span class="ping"]]**Sunnova:**[[/span]] this isnt the way to go about it
> [[span class="member"]]**ToasterDoot:**[[/span]] I can’t even see my fucking family anymore
> [[span class="member"]]**ToasterDoot:**[[/span]] I had to cut ties with everyone I knew
> [[span class="ping"]]**Sunnova:**[[/span]] listen
> [[span class="ping"]]**Sunnova:**[[/span]] all of us are in the same situation
> [[span class="member0"]]**wheelsonwheels:**[[/span]] if you want to hurt them why not make it harmful
> [[span class="ping"]]**Sunnova:**[[/span]] but doing this isnt going to make it better for you
> [[span class="member0"]]**wheelsonwheels:**[[/span]] have it make their heads turn into plaster or something 
> [[span class="ping"]]**Sunnova:**[[/span]] this isn’t how ypw do it either
> [[span class="member"]]**ToasterDoot:**[[/span]] [[span class="ping"]]@wheelsonwheels[[/span]] Because I'm not them 
> [[span class="member"]]**ToasterDoot:**[[/span]] Because we don’t kidnap people and lock them in cells for the rest of their lives
> [[span class="member"]]**ToasterDoot:**[[/span]] We don’t destroy everything we can’t wxplain 
> [[span class="member2"]]**octogami:**[[/span]] agreed
> [[span class="ping"]]**Sunnova:**[[/span]] we all want to do something
> [[span class="ping"]]**Sunnova:**[[/span]] but until there’s some way that isn’t going to hurt anyone else we’re up shit creek
> [[span class="ping"]]**Sunnova:**[[/span]] i know it fucking sucks
> [[span class="ping"]]**Sunnova:**[[/span]] but we need to find a better solution
> [[span class="member"]]**ToasterDoot:**[[/span]] Even if it does nothing I want to feel like I’m doing sonwthing 
> [[span class="ping"]]**Sunnova:**[[/span]] fine
> [[span class="ping"]]**Sunnova:**[[/span]] just take some time to cool off after you’re done
> = [[span class="member"]]**ToasterDoot[[/span]] uploaded file [[span class="member"]]1804379137.png[[/span]] 1mb [[span class="click"]]⬇[[/span]]**
> [[span class="member"]]**ToasterDoot:**[[/span]] I will
> [[span class="member"]]**ToasterDoot:**[[/span]] Does this one look better
> [[span class="member2"]]**octogami:**[[/span]] remove the green filter over the title and its good
> [[span class="member"]]**ToasterDoot:**[[/span]] Alright 
> [[span class="member"]]**ToasterDoot:**[[/span]] I'm heading out
> [[span class="member"]]**ToasterDoot:**[[/span]] I'm gonna lie down and think some stuff over
> = [[span class="member"]]**ToasterDoot[[/span]] has left [Client Disconnect]**
> [[span class="member2"]]**octogami:**[[/span]] hope she hasn’t been putting them near her apartment or she’ll be moving again real soon
> [[span class="member0"]]**wheelsonwheels:**[[/span]] she probably thought it out
> [[span class="member0"]]**wheelsonwheels:**[[/span]] you absolute goose
> [[span class="member2"]]**octogami:**[[/span]] fuck off
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> Excerpt: July 24th, 2020 (Private Messages)

> [[span class="member0"]]**ToasterDoot:**[[/span]] Do you think the leak got all that? 
> [[span class="member0"]]**bones:**[[/span]] The other member has left, so I would assume.
> [[span class="member0"]]**ToasterDoot:**[[/span]] Good
> [[span class="member0"]]**ToasterDoot:**[[/span]] Just to be sure
> = [[span class="member0"]]**ToasterDoot[[/span]] uploaded file [[span class="member"]]importantdetails.png[[/span]][[footnote]]Image blocked for webcrawler detected cognitohazardous properties.[[/footnote]] 3mb [[span class="click"]]⬇[[/span]]**
> [[span class="member0"]]**bones:**[[/span]] Do you really believe a Foundation operative would open a file titled “importantdetails.png?”
> [[span class="member0"]]**ToasterDoot:**[[/span]] I don’t know, maybe this one lacks common sense. 
> [[span class="member0"]]**bones:**[[/span]] What do you think you’re going to accomplish with this whole act?
> [[span class="member0"]]**ToasterDoot:**[[/span]] At the very least, some time for me to relocate my projects
> [[span class="member0"]]**ToasterDoot:**[[/span]] I wasn’t lying when I said I needed tl move apartments
> [[span class="member0"]]**bones:**[[/span]] I would suggest having a better method of relocation next time you need to move.
> [[span class="member0"]]**bones:**[[/span]] It was difficult convincing octogami to be so cooperative.
> [[span class="member0"]]**ToasterDoot:**[[/span]] Legitimately though, thanks
> [[span class="member0"]]**bones:**[[/span]] Of course.
> [[span class="member0"]]**ToasterDoot:**[[/span]] Tell Sunnova I’ll send him the magic kitkat link soon
> = [[span class="member0"]]**ToasterDoot[[/span]] has left [Client Disconnect]**

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> **Name:** Trigeminal Neuralgia
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> **License:** CC BY-SA 4.0
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