Link to article: SCP-147-J.
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[[>]] [[module Rate]] [[/>]] @@@@ [[include component:image-block |name= https://scp-wiki.wdfiles.com/local--files/scp-147-j/Printer.png |caption=SCP-147-J printing Security's weekly schedules. |width=40% |align=right]] [[div_]] **Item #:** SCP-147-J [[/div]] **Object Class:** Safe **Special Containment Procedures:** SCP-147-J is located in the Chancery of Site-138. Due to its benign nature, no dedicated containment procedures are necessary. Nevertheless, the immediate area surrounding SCP-147-J is to be kept clear of obstructions and clean. Supplies of paper and toner are to be maintained at functional levels, with stock inspected each morning. Relocation requests are to include a detailed justification and contingency plan for transit. Transfers outside Site-138 require unanimous approval from 3 Heads of Departments. Use of SCP-147-J for standard documentation purposes is authorized for all on-site staff. Preventative maintenance is not to be performed unless explicitly authorized. **Description:** SCP-147-J is a Canon multifunction printer, purchased by Site-138 in 2019. Aside from its anomalous properties, it displays no deviations from baseline specifications for its model. SCP-147-J's documented anomalous properties include: * Connecting immediately to Site-138's network infrastructure (wired or wireless) when powered. Requiring no repeated authentication and remaining continuously discoverable. * Executing all print jobs exactly as submitted, including formatting, page order, and color settings. Processing begins immediately upon receipt. * Paper utilized does not jam, misfeed, wrinkle, or print blank. SCP-147-J detects paper size and tray configuration without requesting alternative media when suitable stock is present. * Toner usage is consistent and produces legible output until supplies are fully depleted. * Reporting fault states only when genuine mechanical issues are present. Reported errors are clearly formulated, and adherence to the provided instructions resolves the issues. * Driver updates install smoothly on both SCP-147-J and Foundation systems. Compatibility issues remain unobserved. * Scanning functions produce complete digital copies without truncation or blank output. **Addendum:** Jr. Security Guard Pannalti, who reports minimal prior exposure to office equipment, is the only staff member to express no observable reaction when operating SCP-147-J. [[include :scp-wiki:component:license-box]] > **Filename:** Printer.png > **Author:** [[*user Pumgumgum]] > **License:** CC BY 3.0 [[include :scp-wiki:component:license-box-end]]