Link to article: SCP-1471-J Supplement Log.
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[[include theme:black-highlighter-theme]] [[>]] [[module Rate]] [[/>]] //Foreword: When documenting conversations, redact any sensitive information (such as names and Site locations, unless said name and location is your own; however, you are welcome to redact your own for security) and follow the format outlined in the original document's Special Containment Procedures section. You are required to read and comprehend [[[SCP-1471-J]]] before making new additions to this page. Additions will be monitored and recorded regularly with this page kept under consistent close observation.// //-Dr. John Blanchard, current assistant director of information security and SCP-1471-J project lead, ██.██.16// The format for documentation is as follows. Separate each entry with a horizontal line. **Recorded instance #XX, documented XX.XX.XX:** > **1. OWNER INFORMATION:** > > **Name of owner:** > > **Phone model and year:** > > **Operating system/platform:** > > **Date SCP-1471-J file was discovered:** > **2. APPLICATION INFORMATION:** > > **Profile present in application database:** yes | no | unsure > > **Log any messages received below, along with the name of the sender:** > > **Owner comments:** ------ ------ **Recorded instance #34, documented 02.19.15:** > **1. OWNER INFORMATION:** > > **Name of owner:** Alice █████, level 3 Beta-7 MTF operative > > **Phone model and year:** Samsung Galaxy S5, 2014 > > **Operating system/platform:** Android > > **Date SCP-1471-J file was discovered:** 03.24.15 > **2. APPLICATION INFORMATION:** > > **Profile present in application database:** yes | no | **unsure** > > **Log any messages received below, along with the name of the sender:** > > //**Jane ██████:** Alice bb// > //**Jane ██████:** I haven't seen you since that fiasco in New York with the saltshaker and the family-size Wheat Thins// > //**Jane ██████:** shit went down// > //**Jane ██████:** miss that Keter-class ass of yours tbh// > > //**Alice █████:** uhhh...?// > //**Alice █████:** Wait a sec. What app are you using? This isn't the Foundation one.// > > **Owner comments:** > > //It's obvious she's not actually sending these. She would've called my ass Thaumiel.// ------ **Recorded instance #358, documented 02.27.2016:** > **1. OWNER INFORMATION:** > > **Name of owner:** Agent Hu Bao, MTF B-1 operative > > **Phone model and year:** iPhone 5C > > **Operating system/platform:** iOS 9.2 > > **Date SCP-1471-J file was discovered:** 10.15.2015 > **2. APPLICATION INFORMATION:** > > **Profile present in application database:** **yes** | no | unsure > > **Log any messages received below, along with the name of the sender:** > > **█████:** Bao-bao, y u havent called back? Been waiting for u. :) > > **Agent Hu:** Who the fuck are you? Stop popping up in my phone! > > **█████:** My, straight to the point, are you... dun worry, I like that in a man. > > **Agent Hu:** Answer me here! I'm changing phones every week 'cos of you! > > **█████:** We r bound by fate. Changing things like ur phone wont stop us. > > **Agent Hu:** Bloody stalker, if only I have //that// luck in dealing with gois. > > **█████:** Good. I dun want competition now, wont I? ;) > > **Owner comments:** > > //Will swap to the new Samsung phone when it comes out. Will buy me at least --three-- two days.// ------ **Recorded instance #81, documented 03.04.2016:** > **1. OWNER INFORMATION:** > > **Name of owner:** Dr. Benny Ferris-Reiner, Level 3 Researcher. > > **Phone model and year:** Microsoft Lumia 950 XL, 2015. > > **Operating system/platform:** Windows 10 Mobile > > **Date SCP-1471-J file was discovered:** 12.1.2015 > **2. APPLICATION INFORMATION:** > > **Profile present in application database:** yes | no | **unsure** > > **Log any messages received below, along with the name of the sender:** > > **Agent ██████████:** hey baby ;) how's your evnin cummin if you get my drift > > **Dr. Ferris-Reiner:** Um, I don't know you. > > **Agent ██████████:** sure we do babe :) :). ive seen you workin' over your desk ben-ben > > **Dr. Ferris-Reiner:** Ben-ben? What? Actually what is this app? > > **Agent ██████████:** oh come on now u r too cute and i bet sitting at dat desk of your isn't stppin those muscles of yours. ( ͡°ω ͡°). > > **Agent ██████████:** i bet theres a reality-bendin keter who's willing to increase that ass of yours > > **Dr. Ferris-Reiner:** Agent ██████████? > > **Agent ██████████:** yep sugar. > > **Dr. Ferris-Reiner:** This is highly inappropriate behavior from you. I am extremely disappointed. > > **Agent ██████████:** but thats what the app is for > > **Dr. Ferris-Reiner:** I have no idea what this app is for, and I'm going to assume this is a containment breach of some highly dangerous memetic entity because nothing you are saying makes sense. Goodnight. > > **Agent ██████████:** i guess goodnight then > > (//No messages were sent or received for 2 minutes//) > > **Dr. Ferris-Reiner:** Actually how do I log out of this app? > > **Agent ██████████:** u go over to the top corner, press your profile name and then press log out. > > **Dr. Ferris-Reiner:** Ah. > > **Owner comments:** > > //I am not ashamed by this. Why would I be ashamed by this? Although I appreciate that Agent ██████████ is a beautiful woman, I have no idea why she would do something like this. Why are you guys snickering? Did I say something funny? What?!// ------ **Recorded instance #117, documented 04.23.2016:** > **1. OWNER INFORMATION:** > > **Name of owner:** Dr. E████ A██████ D█████████ > > **Phone model and year:** Samsung Galaxy S5, 2014 > > **Operating system/platform:** Android > > **Date SCP-1471-J file was discovered:** 04.22.16 > **2. APPLICATION INFORMATION:** > > **Profile present in application database:** yes | no | **unsure** > > **Log any messages received below, along with the name of the sender:** > > //**[REDACTED]:** Oh hey// > //**[REDACTED]:** Long time, no see, doc// > > //**Dr. D█████████:** what.// > > //**[REDACTED]:** surprised? I guess I would be too.// > > //**Dr. D█████████:** what.// > > //**[REDACTED]:** Yeah, actually, I kind of need to ask you about this thing.// > //**[REDACTED]:** See, I just got this brand-new [REDACTED] phone and it's already got this here thing installed on it that I cant get rid of.// > > //**Dr. D█████████:** what.// > > //**[REDACTED]:** Oh yeah, also its installed on ███ now. Not sure why. Or how. He's not even a phone.// > > //**Dr. D█████████:** what.// > > //(Immediately after this message was sent, a message containing garbage data was received from another profile, currently believed to be associated with the aforementioned ███.)// > > //**[REDACTED]:** I guess he might be sufficiently complex to qualify by the program's standards, but still, I'm completely baffled as to how it even found us, especially after// [DATA EXPUNGED - See Incident Report i-████-███ regarding the escape of SCP-████] > //**[REDACTED]:** I mean, how would they know it was me, anyway? I got this phone like three days ago.// > //**[REDACTED]:** er, four days after adjustment.// > //**[REDACTED]:** Anyway, how you been? Didn't get demoted or anything lately, right?// > > //**Dr. D█████████:** what.// > > //**[REDACTED]:** For a while I was worried they were gonna blame you for what happened. Glad they didn't. Wouldve been a real waste.// > //**[REDACTED]:** Did they ever figure out how we [DATA EXPUNGED]// > > //**Dr. D█████████:** what.// > > //**[REDACTED]:** Um// > //**[REDACTED]:** I found [DATA EXPUNGED] the entire site? Remember?// > //**[REDACTED]:** Doc, you okay? You were way more talkative when I was contained.// > //**[REDACTED]:** Doc?// > //**[REDACTED]:** they wiped you didnt they// > //**[REDACTED]:** fuckshitpiss// > //**[REDACTED]:** Doc// > > //**Dr. D█████████:** what.// > > //**[REDACTED]:** Hang in there. We're all pulling for you.// > //**[REDACTED]:** Keep up the good work, DrEAD.// > > **Owner comments:** > > //what.// ---- **Recorded instance #69, documented 4.30.2016:** > **1. OWNER INFORMATION:** > > **Name of owner:** Sofia Muñoz > > **Phone model and year:** iPhone 7, 2016 > > **Operating system/platform:** iOS > > **Date SCP-1471-J file was discovered:** 5.16.2016 > **2. APPLICATION INFORMATION:** > > **Profile present in application database:** yes | no | **unsure** > > **Log any messages received below, along with the name of the sender:** > > **Unknown:** hey there bb > > **Sofia Muñoz:** hey??? > > **Unknown:** was last night a 1 time thing or > > **Sofia Muñoz:** who are you??? > > **Unknown:** don't tell me u forgot already ;) > > **Sofia Muñoz:** i think you have the wrong person > > **Unknown:** sofia muñoz? dick class: keter? disruption class: my asshole? > > **Sofia Muñoz:** oh uh i think someone gave you the wrong name > > **Sofia Muñoz:** im a girl > > **Unknown:** oh > > **Unknown:** oh sorry > > **Unknown:** fuck y does this happen every time i use this app > > **Sofia Muñoz:** sorry > > **Owner comments:** > > //I feel bad for that poor guy. I hope he meets someone nice soon.// [[include :scp-wiki:component:license-box |author=Cyantreuse]] [!-- N/A (No Images) --] [[include :scp-wiki:component:license-box-end]]