Link to article: SCP-1921-J.
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[[>]] [[module Rate]] [[/>]] **Item #:** SCP-1921-J **Object Class:** please i have so much work to do **Special Containment Procedures:** SCP-1921-J is to be unplugged and plugged back in twice per day. Staff are encouraged to be helpful and supportive in Jr. Researcher Riemann's problems. --Please be nice to me-- Making fun of Jr. Researcher Riemann appears to exacerbate the anomalous effects of SCP-1921-J. **Description:** SCP-1921-J refers to the model Motorola MG7540 combination wireless router / modem owned by Jr. Researcher Riemann. SCP-1921-J appears to encompass the entire internet connectivity of Riemann's office, which is ridiculous because I'm paying 70 dollars a month for this. SCP-1921-J is known to hate Jr. Researcher Riemann and make their life significantly more difficult. It was hypothesised that being nice to SCP-1921-J can mitigate its effects but that was before we knew the depths of its hatred. The effects of SCP-1921-J have forced Jr. Researcher Riemann to go outside several times and it's very hot out right now. Its anomalous properties were discovered after repeated disconnects from the Site-17 VPN despite all the blinking lights still being on. Jr. Researcher Riemann reports that everything else is working great it just seems to hiccup every once in a [[html]] <head> <style> @import url("https://d3g0gp89917ko0.cloudfront.net/v--edac79f846ba/common--theme/base/css/style.css"); @import url("https://scp-wiki.wdfiles.com/local--code/component%3Atheme/1"); .box { background: white; border: 2px solid #bbb; width: 200px; min-width: 50vw; display: inline-block; position: relative; top: 50%; left: 50%; transform: translate(-50%,-50%); } .box-interior { margin: 10px; padding: 0 50px; background-position: bottom center; background-repeat: no-repeat; } </style> <script src="https://code.jquery.com/jquery-3.3.1.min.js"></script> <script> $(document).ready(() => { $('#buttons').show() $('#saving').hide() $('#fuck').hide() $('#cancel').on('click', () => { $('#buttons').hide() $('#saving').hide() $('#fuck').show() }) $('#retry').on('click', () => { $('#buttons').hide() $('#saving').show() $('#fuck').hide() setTimeout(() => { $('#buttons').show() $('#saving').hide() $('#fuck').hide() }, 3000) }) }) </script> </head> <body> <div style="background: #222b; height: 300px; position: relative;"> <div class="box"> <div class="box-interior" id="buttons"> <p style="text-align: center">Connection lost.</p> <p style="text-align: center"> <button id="cancel">Cancel</button> <button id="retry">Retry</button></p> </div> <div class="box-interior" id="saving" style="background-image: url(https://d3g0gp89917ko0.cloudfront.net/v--3e3a6f7dbcc9/common--theme/base/images/progress/progressbar.gif); padding-bottom: 10px;"> <p style="text-align: center">Reconnecting...</p> </div> <div class="box-interior" id="fuck"> <p style="font-size: 2em; text-align: center">FUCK</p> </div> </div> </div> </body> [[/html]] [[include :scp-wiki:component:license-box]] [[include :scp-wiki:component:license-box-end]]