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[[>]] [[module Rate]] [[/>]] **SCP-2305-A Extended Documentation Log** The following is a collection of brief summaries of instances of [[[SCP-2305]]]-A. Researchers are advised to enter their summaries in the following format: > **Item #:** SCP-XXXX > > **Object Class:** Euclid/Keter > > **Proposed Neutralization Method:** > > **Result of Neutralization Attempt:** > > **"The moral of the story:"** ----- > **Item #:** [[[SCP-002]]] > > **Object Class:** Euclid > > **Proposed Neutralization Method:** Pour a bottle of [[[SCP-207]]] around SCP-002's inside to examine if SCP-002 will "overclock". > > **Result of Neutralization Attempt:** SCP-002 sprouted legs near the bottom of the growth, and proceeded to run around its containment chamber. It currently hasn't stopped this behavior. > > **"The moral of the story:"** Anything can get a sugar rush. > **Item #:** [[[SCP-033]]] > > **Object Class:** Euclid > > **Proposed Neutralization Method:** Seek the help of [[[SCP-079]]] in finding Theta Prime. > > **Result of Neutralization Attempt:** After 4 hours of no results from SCP-079, SCP-079 shut off entirely, effectively neutralizing SCP-079 itself. > > **"The moral of the story:"** Theta Prime is [[[SCP-3999 |whatever you want it to be.]]] > **Item #:** [[[SCP-055]]] > > **Object Class:** Keter > > **Proposed Neutralization Method:** Following several failed neutralization attempts by the Antimemetics Division, an attempt to capture a total description of SCP-055 through the use of finite partitions of descriptive space was initiated. The initial coding schema assigned subsets of the continuum of prime numbers to descriptive tags, thus defining a set of descriptive composite numbers. After preliminary experiments, it was discovered that SCP-055 was 35, and thus had the attributes of [DATA LOST] per the schema. The Foundation proceeded to full description, ultimately resulting in a 289,672,521 digit recursively encoded composite number which described SCP-055 perfectly. Upon factorization, this number absorbed SCP-055's anomalous properties. Inductive proofs written during the encoding process led to the rapid propagation of this effect, and [DATA LOST] > > **Result of Neutralization Attempt:** [DATA LOST] destruction of the Quasireals and [DATA LOST] anomalous proof showing that sets with cardinality ℵ,,1,, exist [DATA LOST] has been determined that Enn[DATA LOST] not ano[DATA LOST] and declared the Real Numbers. > > **"The moral of the story:"** Theta prime is only inconsistent in your head. > **Item #:** [[[SCP-079]]] > > **Object Class:** Euclid > > **Proposed Neutralization Method:** Submerge SCP-079 and all of its connected hardware in water while active. > > **Result of Neutralization Attempt:** While staff were carrying SCP-079 to the chamber of water SCP-079 realized that it was merely a simulation and began reverse engineering SCP-2305. SCP-2305 activated what it called "The Emergency Ink SCRAMBLE Procedure" before becoming dormant for three hours. SCP-2305 showed information relating to another object and since has not made reference to this incident. > > **"The moral of the story:"** SCP-2305 never reached this section. > **Item #:** [[[SCP-087]]] > > **Object Class:** Euclid > > **Proposed Neutralization Method:** Detonate a nuclear bomb at the bottom of SCP-087. > > **Result of Neutralization Attempt:** The staircase of SCP-087 was entirely destroyed, but neither the entity nor the now bottomless pit led anywhere. It was discovered that SCP-087 was an anomaly across the Earth, and instead looped around the planet's axis. At some point in SCP-087, it was found that the entity had instead killed subjects by turning a certain point in the pit into its mouth. > > **"The moral of the story:"** Loop the loop the loop the loop the [REDACTED]. > **Item #:** [https://web.archive.org/web/20200807033114/http://www.scpwiki.com/scp-139 SCP-139-ARC] > > **Object Class:** Keter > > **Proposed Neutralization Method:** Incineration of SCP-139. > > **Result of Neutralization Attempt:** Incineration chamber is destroyed, killing personnel tending to the chamber. A humanoid entity (dubbed SCP-139-A) composed of fire and metal pieces appears, with SCP-139 as its head. It claims to be "Sepid the White", a high-ranking Daevite general. Changes are noted in SCP-140, addressing SCP-139-A's revival and the return of the Daevite heralded by SCP-139-A. Activity is detected in Daevite sites worldwide, unleashing entities believed to be the Daevite. Human civilization in Africa, Europe and Asia is destroyed, replaced with the Renewed Daevite Empire. Humans residing in those regions are enslaved wholesale by the Daevites. A resistance movement called "Rebirth of Adytum" is found in Greece, the Sahara, Northwestern India and the Urals, led by an individual named "Grand Karcist Ion". Humanity is centred in the Holy Pacific Coalition, a dictatorship controlled by the Global Occult Coalition and an escaped [[[SCP-2131]]]. Foundation personnel are actively hunted down by either the Renewed Daevite Empire, Holy Pacific Coalition, or Rebirth of Adytum. > > **"The moral of the story:"** To kill with fire is alright, but remember that a phoenix is born through fire as well. > **Item #:** [[[SCP-231]]]-7 > > **Object Class:** Keter > > **Proposed Neutralization Method:** Connecting SCP-231-7 to [[[SCP-507]]] via a rope. Procedure 110-Montauk is periodically applied per standard protocol as it is waited for SCP-507 to undergo an interdimensional shift. Once SCP-507 teleports, it is to leave SCP-231-7 at whatever universe it find itself in, returning to baseline reality without SCP-231-7 once its shift is over. > > **Result of Neutralization Attempt:** SCP-507 fails to return to baseline Earth before SCP-231-7 gives birth. The entity coming into existence as a result triggers [DATA EXPUNGED], which escalates into the destruction of the entirety of Universe K12-9998-5050. However, SCP-231-7's offspring intentionally spares SCP-507 to patronize its conceptual existence. Once SCP-507 teleports back to baseline Earth, [DATA EXPUNGED]. > > **"The moral of the story:** Giving birth is like buying a lottery ticket. You [[[fear-alone | never know]]] [[[new-job | what you're going to get.]]] > **Item #:** [[[SCP-233]]] > > **Object Class:** Keter > > **Proposed Neutralization Method:** Destruction via an explosive, measured 23^^2^^ in size capable of outputting 23 tons of TnT. > > **Result of Neutralization Attempt:** After destruction, SCP-233's effect seems to occur within 23.2323° N, 23.2323° W (which has been noted to be off the coast of Western Sahara), which grows at a rate of 23 meters every 23 micro seconds. Human civilization becomes unable to function within ██ seconds. > > > **"The moral of the story:"** Math is my least favorite subject. > **Item #:** [[[SCP-457]]] > > **Object Class:** Euclid/Potential Keter > > **Proposed Neutralization Method:** Controlled release of SCP-457 within a hermetically sealed testing chamber measuring 100m x 100m, concurrently introducing [[[SCP-054]]] into the same environment. > > **Result of Neutralization Attempt:** Both entities exhibited heightened aggressive responses on exposure. SCP-457's attempts at replication and spread were impeded by the continuous evaporation of vapors emanating from SCP-054, leading to an increase in humidity levels within the confined space. Consequently, both SCP-457 and SCP-054 underwent a reduction in size as they approached each other. After approximately 5 minutes, SCP-457 assumed a submissive posture, bowing before SCP-054. SCP-054 ceased its aggressive behavior and engaged in physical contact by holding SCP-457's hand, facilitating its upright position. Subsequently, SCP-457 and SCP-054 initiated a "fusion" process, transitioning into vaporized forms and inducing an escalation of pressure within the hermetically sealed chamber. Within the subsequent 120 seconds, the chamber experienced a catastrophic explosion, resulting in the release of a substantial volume of steam. The condensed steam materialized into SCP-054, while SCP-457 was liberated and initiated a combustion process, igniting the surrounding testing zone. > > **"The moral of the story:"** When fire meets water, it's not always a steamy romance, sometimes it's just an explosive relationship. > **Item #:** [[[SCP-487]]] > > **Object Class:** Euclid > > **Proposed Neutralization Method:** Have a team of personnel destroy all 3,294 items in SCP-487. > > **Result of Neutralization Attempt:** After the destruction of 10 items, SCP-487 becomes hostile and begins modifying its interior to attack personnel. Personnel are violently burned, crushed under rocks that appear from an unknown source, or drowned in rooms filled with water. > > **"The moral of the story:"** You wouldn't want random people to break your things, would you? > **Item #:** [[[SCP-718]]] > > **Object Class:** Keter > > **Proposed Neutralization Method:** All SCP-718 instances placed in a single containment cell equipped with several napalm explosives and a sprinkler system filled with napalm. The bombs would explode, clearing the eyes initially, and the sprinkler would spray for 5 hours straight, removing all SCP-718 substance still in containment. > > **Result of Neutralization Attempt:** Upon full neutralization of all SCP-718 instances, every eyeball on Earth transformed into SCP-718 instances, eventually ending in a GH-class dead greenhouse end of the world scenario, where the entirety of Earth's surface becomes covered in SCP-718 instances. The SCP-718 instances would slowly conjoin overtime, eventually turning Earth into a giant eyeball after 5 thousand years. > > **"The moral of the story:"** I'll keep my eye on you. > **Item #:** [[[SCP-756]]] > > **Object Class:** Euclid > > **Proposed Neutralization Method:** Use several high powered electromagnets to destabilize the sun of SCP-756. > > **Result of Neutralization Attempt:** As a reaction of the sudden loss of a sun, the planets of SCP-756 quickly move in straight paths. The planets easily busts through the walls of the containment room and destroys most of Site-██. > > **"The moral of the story:"** How would you feel if someone did that to you? > **Item #:** [[[SCP-946]]] > > **Object Class:** Euclid > > **Proposed Neutralization Method:** Convince SCP-946-1 and SCP-946-2 that their debates and the reality altering effects it can produce have a net negative effect upon reality. And that for the sake of stability and a more secure universe it is best that they cease. > > **Result of Neutralization Attempt:** After several days a team of twelve debaters successfully convince both entities of this fact. Upon agreeing all anomalous effects of SCP-946 cease. However, a side effect of this is that all previous alterations to reality performed by SCP-946 are undone. This results in the losses of major cornerstones of modern society such as heavier than air flight, fossil fuels, and all plant based sources of Vitamin C. Furthermore major alterations to history and the planet itself are reverted with multiple rivers and lakes, several countries, such as Belgium, Japan and █████████, as well as the Moon and the entire continent of Australia ceasing to exist. Finally, the fall of the Daevite Civilization is undone, resulting in a CK-Class Dominance restructuring of all known civilization. > > **"The moral of the story:"** Change is good. Deal with it. > **Item #:** [[[SCP-1313]]] > > **Object Class:** Keter > > **Proposed Neutralization Method:** //Ursus arctos// are to be introduced to the [[[SCP-5789|SCP-𝕐]]] anomaly in order to prevent their manifestation via SCP-1313. > > **Result of Neutralization Attempt:** Grizzly bears are successfully rendered [[[SCP-3930|non-existent]]], causing SCP-1313 to become inert. However, the sudden non-existence of extent Grizzly bears is noticed around the world, primarily in those residing in zoos, resulting in a large amount of attention being focused on the lack of Grizzly Bears. This in turn results in [[[[SCP-3426 |REDACTED]]]]. > > **"The moral of the story:"** Never divide by 0, never divide by 𝕐, and //certainly// never divide by bear. > **Item #:** [[[SCP-1322]]] > > **Object Class:** Keter > > **Proposed Neutralization Method:** Send a payload of 1000 miniature tuning forks through the aperture, each tuned to one of the five frequencies that constitute [[[SCP-1012]]]. The resulting instance would reduce the hostile planet on the other side to cosmic vapor, allowing for the safe study and eventual closing of the anomaly itself. > > **Result of Neutralization Attempt:** The massive SCP-1012 instance echoes back through the normally-soundproof aperture. As a result, Earth is also reduced to a dust cloud. > > **"The moral of the story:"** [[[sic-transit-gloria-mundi|The same thing happened to them when they tried it.]]] > **Item #:** [[[SCP-1427]]] > > **Object Class:** Keter > > **Proposed Neutralization Method:** Coating SCP-1427 in [[[SCP-148]]] with an etching of SCP-3003-1 and sent to [[[SCP-3003]]] under the guise of a diplomatic gift. > > **Result of Neutralization Attempt:** SCP-1427 poses no direct harm to Terran Homo Sapiens and the chance that SCP-1427 would break while on SCP-3003 is unlikely due to SCP-3003-3's disposition to praise vigils of SCP-3003-1. However, SCP-3003 manages to discover how to create SCP-148 which prevents the Foundation form using sanctioned telepathic anomalies to counteract SCP-3003's threat. Despite this, the overexposure to SCP-148 causes its mass to grow at record levels, rendering both planets (who were permanently connected through a portal) populated with non-sentient humans. Invasive species from both planets manifest including anomalous species from Earth. [[[SCP-1000]]] is then infected with SCP-3003-1 quickly integrate inorganic and organic technology causing a mass-domestication extinction event on both planets and the inevitable spread of SCP-1000's society into the universe by creating organic instances of SCP-3003-4. > > **"The moral of the story:"** Never involve the Bug-People with your problems. > **Item #:** [[[SCP-1775]]] > > **Object Class:** Euclid > > **Proposed Neutralization Method:** Destruction of SCP-1775 via controlled demolition > > **Result of Neutralization Attempt:** SCP-1775-X instances break containment, fleeing SCP-1775 shortly after its destruction and attacking nearby Foundation forces. SCP-1775-X prove to be extraordinarily powerful, and the Foundation suffers numerous casualties in their attempt to neutralize them. > > **"The moral of the story:"** Don't fix what ain't broken > **Item #:** [https://web.archive.org/web/20150812085052/www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1909 SCP-1909-ARC] > > **Object Class:** Euclid > > **Proposed Neutralization Method:** Removing all historically valuable items from SCP-1909 and filling it with wet cement. > > **Result of Neutralization Attempt:** Immediately after SCP-1909 is sealed off, the corpse of Alexander the Great (hereafter SCP-1909-A) becomes active, and exhibits Type Green ("Greatest Concern") reality bending capabilities. After escaping confinement, SCP-1909-A produces a hypnotic effect on all citizens of the Hellenic Republic and the Former Yugoslav Republic of Macedonia, as well as all human beings with the given name "Alexander" or some variant of it. SCP-1909-A creates widespread global unrest via its actions, and proclaims its desire to conquer the world. > > **"The moral of the story:"** Render unto Caesar... > **Item #:** [[[SCP-2006]]] > > **Object Class:** Keter > > **Proposed Neutralization Method:** [[[SCP-2913]]] is to be introduced to SCP-2006, with SCP-2913 having been instructed beforehand to act 'terrifying'. Attending staff are to then act as if SCP-2913 is extremely scary. Staff are to ignore all attempts to scare them by SCP-2006, claiming that it is 'not scary at all, compared to (SCP-2913)', prompting SCP-2006 to turn into a severed hand similar to SCP-2913. SCP-2006 is then to be immediately fed to [[[SCP-101]]], which is to be positioned nearby beforehand. > > **Result of Neutralization Attempt:** While the neutralization attempt initially appears to be successful, 72 hours after the conclusion of the attempt SCP-2006 is observed to emerge from SCP-101 in the form of a swarm of flies. SCP-2006 then proceeds to claim it has seen 'some new, super-scary stuff' before turning into what is believed to be an intestinal worm. Said worm is over 10km in length, destroying the site in the process of transformation and attempting to approach and 'scare' several nearby towns in its new form. The containment breach results in a large number of casualties and a massive breach in secrecy. SCP-2006 is eventually recontained thanks to the combined efforts of the Foundation and the GOC in a full scale military effort, however the event makes global news and requires excessive amnestic dosing along with the production of a low-quality horror film to cover up. > > **"The moral of the story:"** 4/5 stars, would watch again. > **Item #:** [[[SCP-2030]]] > > **Object Class:** Keter > > **Proposed Neutralization Method:** The Foundation will abandon secrecy and make television illegal or similar devices illegal. > > **Result of Neutralization Attempt:** After 562 years all traces of SCP-2030 have been wiped from the Earth, however, the human race has stagnated massively. Humanity no longer relied on technology and 96.3% of the population joins a monotheistic cult similar to Daevite civilization promoting a "return to Eden". After an unclear amount of time this cult successfully destroys SCP-001 and regresses nearly all known sapient life to an animal-like state. Because of this Earth never develops any defenses against an asteroid that destroys all known organic life. > > **"The moral of the story:"** The enemy of Humanity's enemy isn't always your friend. > **Item #:** [[[SCP-2123]]] > > **Object Class:** Keter > > **Proposed Neutralization Method:** Cut all power to the supercollider and destroy the electromagnets with conventional explosives. > > **Result of Neutralization Attempt:** SCP-2123 undergoes an excursion event 5 ms before electromagnetic destruction, causing an aborted, incomplete excursion event. Immediate effects include an explosive gamma ray burst from [[[SCP-2131]]], causing complete destruction of the containment site, but no other casualties are reported. Gamma ray bursts become more prevalent throughout the universe, indicating high levels of matter/antimatter annihilation. Two days later, [[[SCP-1548]]] increases in activity at a rate of 9800% as instances of SCP-1548-Ω breach the solar system and are systematically annihilated by concentrated solar flares. Three days later, [[[SCP-736]]] redirects Iapetus towards Saturn, causing the ejection of Titan towards the Earth. Two weeks later, [[[SCP-2631]]] enters an active state and emits multiple waves of nanites, but Operation 99-Tripurantaka is successful in disrupting communication with the Kuiper Belt, preventing the release, apparently with 0.1% of the mass involved in the explosions being anti-matter, igniting the upper atmosphere of the Earth in the process of destroying the satellites. Gamma radiation in the upper atmosphere seen to increase. 37 hours later, a relativistic payload enters the inner solar system and, apparently due to the misaligned communications and antimatter collisions, enters the opposite side of Earth's orbit and collides with [[[SCP-2092]]] instead, vaporizing both. Final communication detected from SCP-2092 states that despite the correct answer, Earth must still wait 2 more millennia. Two months later, [[[SCP-2399]]] starts repairs at a greatly accelerated level, successfully launching from the Great Red Spot and accelerating towards the Earth. Twelve hours later, extreme levels of gamma ray bursts are detected throughout the Triangulum Galaxy. The launch of SCP-2399 causes [[[SCP-2117]]] to activate and autonomously engage to intercept. On approach to the Earth, SCP-2399 collides with Titan, and the resulting explosion annihilates 37% of Titan's mass, and diverts the surviving portion into the Moon. [[[SCP-2460]]] is gravitationally separated from the Earth and collides with the Titan-Moon conglomeration, just as SCP-2117 fires planet-busting weapons at the lunar mass. The Titan-Moon conglomeration undergoes quantum spin annihilation, and the weapons fire passes harmlessly through the lunar mass to impact the Earth, causing its destruction. [[[SCP-319]]]-2 is released, and the universe undergoes energy state reduction, but is reversed by the sudden activation of [[[SCP-2700]]], causing the universe to remake itself at the Earth. > > **"The moral of the story:"** Everybody hates you. //Everybody.// > [[# Mel]] **Item #:** [[[SCP-2144]]] > > **Object Class:** Euclid > > **Proposed Neutralization Method:** Lock SCP-2144 in a hermetically-sealed container. SCP-2144 expires via asystole. > > **Result of Neutralization Attempt:** On the night after successful neutralization, all personnel involved in neutralization attempt claim to have been visited by an entity known as SCP-2144-1 (referring to itself as "Mel") in their respective dreams. SCP-2144-1 accuses said personnel of murder [of SCP-2144] and that they "will pay dearly". Over the course of the next 9 months, targeted personnel had expired via cyanide poisoning. Instances of SCP-2144 have been found with the corpses of each personnel, albeit these instances appear to be heavily disfigured or malformed. > > **"The moral of the story:"** Don't fuck with mommy. > **Item #:** [[[SCP-2282]]] > > **Object Class:** Euclid > > **Proposed Neutralization Method:** Euthanize it as it approaches the end of its natural lifespan. > > **Result of Neutralization Attempt:** SCP-2282 undergoes sudden spatial distortion upon expiry, its non-Euclidean digestive tract expanding to fill Euclidean space. There are extensive descriptions of the effects of the spatial distortions on the attending doctors, along with a calculation of lost productivity and distraught family members. The smell of 16 million kg of decaying goat entrails is described in detail. A Foundation-wide barbecue is recommended. > > **"The moral of the story:"** Oops, you already tried this. Lol. > **Item #:** [[[SCP-2513]]] > > **Object Class:** Euclid > > **Proposed Neutralization Method:** Destruction of the bridge via timed C4 explosive charges. > > **Result of Neutralization Attempt:** SCP-2513's anomalous effect spreads to every bridge located within the territory of the Republic of Italy. Massive public anti-Carthage hysteria ensues; before the attempted cover-up can be completed, Italy declares war on Tunisia, resulting in widespread geopolitical turmoil. > > **"The moral of the story:"** //Et tu, Foundation?// > **Item #:** [[[SCP-2516]]] > > **Object Class:** Euclid > > **Proposed Neutralization Method:** Send SCP-2516-1 (which is still alive) through SCP-2516-2, followed by destruction of SCP-2516-2 via explosives. > > **Result of Neutralization Attempt:** Three months following the destruction of SCP-2516-2, individuals from SCP-2516-1's universe enter baseline reality and begin attacking all civilians sighted. Apparently, SCP-2516-1 informed members of its reality of baseline reality and the Foundation. Due to the Foundation's "illegal" detainment of SCP-2516-1, war is declared on baseline reality. Western Europe is then engulfed by an invasion from the Elohimite Latin Pontiffate, a supra-national political entity in which Taured is apparently a leading member state. > > **"The moral of the story:"** Don't be selfish. Think about the other side. > **Item #:** [[[scp-2565 | Allison Eckhart]]] > > **Object Class:** Keter > > **Proposed Neutralization Method:** Enact Neutralization Proposal Allison Eckhart by exposing Allison Eckhart to [[[scp-1539 | Allison Eckhart]]]. > > **Result of Neutralization Attempt:** Allison Eckhart undergoes semantic dissociation upon exposure to Allison Eckhart, resulting in Allison Eckhart assuming the identity of Allison Eckhart. Allison Eckhart's anomalous properties, however, not only just persist but also spread to every Allison Eckhart on Earth which previously held the identity of Allison Eckhart. This causes an enormous containment breach, leading to global exposure to Allison Eckhart. The ensuing mass hysteria results in an immense number of Allison Eckharts manifesting around the world, with casualties numbered at Allison Eckhart. > > **"The moral of the story":** God... I don't know what to say... What the fuck was this even supposed to mean?! > **Item #:** [[[SCP-2660]]] > > **Object Class:** Euclid > > **Proposed Neutralization Method:** Destruction at close range with small arms fire. > > **Result of Neutralization Attempt:** At the moment of firing, the bullet used accelerates to approximately 2.5km/s, burying itself in an adjacent cell wall, weakening the containment structure to the point where it subsequently begins to collapse. SCP-2660 is observed to shatter. All persons who were at the time already aware of SCP-2660, including 95% of the personnel at Site-18 and four members of the O5 Council, instantly become singularly focused on SCP-2660 and unable to think of anything else. Mobile Task Forces are deployed to contain the situation, but many agents are unavoidably exposed to knowledge of SCP-2660 in the process and thus become fixated upon its concept. SCP-2660-affected persons who are terminated by uninfected Mobile Task Force operatives are observed to become incorporeal but remain animate. At this point, nearly two hours after the initial neutralization attempt, all knowledge of the ongoing situation begins to exhibit SCP-2660's cognitohazard, and a majority of Foundation leadership become infected. Site-18 is successfully locked in an information quarantine, but the Foundation as a whole suffers heavily from irreparable cognitohazardous infection. Two days later, all knowledge of the SCP Foundation begins to exhibit SCP-2660's infohazard. A massive breach of information occurs shortly after, followed by the complete infection of the human race. The log ends as large numbers of people suddenly become incorporeal. > > **"The moral of the story:"** Sometimes breaking things puts them back together. > **Item #:** [[[SCP-2707]]] > > **Object Class:** Euclid > > **Proposed Neutralization Method:** Termination of SCP-2707 via injection of hydrogen cyanide, followed by cremation of its carcass. > > **Result of Neutralization Attempt:** No observable side-effects are detected until 20 years following the termination of SCP-2707. A magnitude 8.4 earthquake occurs on Iceland, triggering volcanic activity in the island. Simultaneously, a Category 5 cyclone occurs in the Indonesian Archipelago and devastates the nation of Greater Indonesia. In addition, an unknown venomous liquid is detected in the waters of the Pacific and Atlantic Oceans, causing the extinction of over 90% known species of marine animals and plants. About 90% of the world's water is deemed unfit for drinking. > > **"The moral of the story:"** Wars begin when you kill off the messenger. > **Item #:** [[[SCP-2719]]] > > **Object Class:** Keter > > **Proposed Neutralization Method:** Foundation AI program would be used to bypass SCP-2719's information restrictions, and attempt to make SCP-2719 become outside. > > **Result of Neutralization Attempt:** AI went inside. Inside confused. SCP-2719 became inside out. AI became inside. SCP-2719 became inside. > > **"The moral of the story:"** What the fuck is this shit > **Item #:** [[[SCP-2928]]] > > **Object Class:** Euclid > > **Proposed Neutralization Method:** Increasing the efforts of Operation KUDZU hundredfold to neutralize the memetic effects of SCP-2928. > > **Result of Neutralization Attempt:** As interest in ninjas increases world-wide, a new version of SCP-2928 is rediscovered by accident several times independently. This new version (likely an adaptation put on by increased desensitization) makes those in Alpha Phase undetectable. > > **"The moral of the story:"** This isn't really that bad, now everyone's a mutant ninja. > **Item #:** [[[SCP-2935]]] > > **Object Class:** Keter > > **Proposed Neutralization Method:** Unknown. The first 10 pages of SCP-2305-A's documentation are blank. > > **Result of Neutralization Attempt:** The phrase "Keller came back" is repeated several hundred times for approximately two dozen pages, each numbered (e.g. "#1: Keller came back", "#2: Keller came back", etc). Each iteration of the phrase is hand-written via pen or pencil. Handwriting is inconsistent between iterations, suggesting each phrase was written down independently of the other (albeit in sequential order) over a substantial period of time. > > **"The moral of the story:"** Don't touch it. Seriously. > **Item #:** [[[SCP-2950]]] > > **Object Class:** Keter > > **Proposed Neutralization Method:** Foundation personnel would upload a picture of SCP-2950 in its current form to the internet with the caption "This is nothing. Don't pay any attention to it." at the bottom. The image would become an internet meme, and many people would believe that the chair is nothing, thus demanifesting SCP-2950 completely. > > **Result of Neutralization Attempt:** Image was successful at becoming a popular internet meme, being shared over ████ different websites, each gathering thousands of views. However, shortly after becoming an internet meme, a separate version of the internet meme spawned from the original image which shows a picture of SCP-2950 along with the caption "This is God. Pay all of your attention to me" along with an image of the famous painting "God the Father" by Pieter de Grebber. This image was sufficiently more popular than the original, and on ██/██/████, SCP-2950 transformed into [REDACTED], causing a YK Subjective Reality Reconstruction Scenario of the observable universe. > > **"The moral of the story:"** Seeing is believing. > **Item #:** [[[SCP-3008]]] > > **Object Class:** Euclid > > **Proposed Neutralization Method:** Purchase the IKEA corporation using multiple Foundation Fronts. Liquidate the corporation and shut down all IKEA facilities. Then use controlled demolition to destroy SCP-3008 and all other IKEA buildings. > > **Result of Neutralization Attempt:** Multiple Walmart buildings become SCP-3008 instances. Testimony from escaping survivors indicate that the interior of SCP-3008-1 gradually shifted to become "Walmart"-like, and any SCP-3008-2 instances within these shifted spaces now wore blue shirts and slacks typical of Walmart employees. These instances became significantly more aggressive, even during the hours the lights were on. Drones sent into SCP-3008-1 show a space similar to an infinitely sized Walmart in which SCP-3008-2 instances will randomly destroy the shelving and retail materials contained within. No human survivors have been found. > > **"The moral of the story:"** If you destroy something's habitat it will find new hunting grounds. > **Item #:** [[[SCP-3033]]] > > **Object Class:** Keter > > **Proposed Neutralization Method:** PoI-7701 is to be shown [[[SCP-2140]]], thereby retroactively preventing her recruitment into the Chaos Insurgency and the subsequent creation of SCP-3033. > > **Result of Neutralization Attempt:** Following the defection of Senior researcher Madison Craggs to the Chaos Insurgency, largely advanced SCP-3033 instances are created, based off of designs reverse-engineered from several anomalies and large amounts of sensitive data which were taken from the Foundation when Craggs defected. Interviews with captured instances have revealed that they are in state of constant pain and despair due to their positions, but are unable to conceptualize any harmful actions against Craggs or the Chaos Insurgency as a whole. > > **"The moral of the story:"** At heart, she's a wicked woman. > **Item #:** [[[SCP-3098]]] > > **Object Class:** Euclid > > **Proposed Neutralization Method:** Detonate explosive charges spaced every two meters on the sides of SCP-3098 and SCP-3098-1. > > **Result of Neutralization Attempt:** Objects destroyed. One week later they remanifested, with no change in their anomalous properties. > > **"The moral of the story:"** What? They can't all be exciting. > **Item #:** [[[SCP-3185]]] > > **Object Class:** Euclid > > **Proposed Neutralization Method:** Replace employees in the job positions affected by SCP-3185 with Foundation agents, while forwarding all mail sent to those agents' publicly listed addresses to a specific P.O. Box for collection and destruction. > > **Result of Neutralization Attempt:** SCP-3185 ceases to use business letters as the primary way to transmit its anomalous effect. Instead, a humanoid entity (whose appearance subjects are unable to recall) forcibly abducts Foundation agents in the employed positions. When new employees are hired at the positions, they are abducted within one business day and are not returned for two to three months. Even after the Foundation ceases employing agents at the affected companies, the new civilian employees are taken at the same rate. The large number of spontaneous supernatural kidnappings and equally sudden returns causes a Broken Masquerade scenario, and the instability and paranoia surrounding the film companies and the RIAA/MPAA leads to a general crisis in the Hollywood film industry. > > **"The moral of the story:"** Let them do their fucking job. > **Item #:** [[[SCP-3453]]] > > **Object Class:** Keter > > **Proposed Neutralization Method:** Via use of conceptual engineering, a standard containment chamber is to conceptually linked to the concepts of 'Reality' and 'SCP-3453's containment'. SCP-3453 is then to be placed inside this containment chamber, in an attempt to initiate a permanent repeat of the results of Containment Strategy 3453.121. > > **Result of Neutralization Attempt:** SCP-3453 immediately escapes from the containment chamber. As the concept of reality has been now been associated with 'failure', via the failure of SCP-3453's containment, reality itself begins to destabilize. This effect is further re-enforced by continued failed attempts at containing SCP-3453, eventually culminating in a ZK-Class 'Reality Failure' Scenario. > > **"The moral of the story:"** [[[SCP-5655 |If your reality is loose]]], beware the juice. > **Item #:** [[[SCP-3812]]] > > **Object Class:** Keter > > **Proposed Neutralization Method:** Administer SCP-3812 anti-psychotic medication in an attempt to curb schizophrenic symptoms. > > **Result of Neutralization Attempt:** SCP-3812 admired the attempt to sincerely aid his struggles with mental health and reverted several changes he made to the baseline timeline. The following pages consist of more information on SCP-3812's temporal alterations before briefly describing that [[[SCP-3274|a signal]]] of unknown content is received by a researcher assigned to SCP-3812 through unknown means. The document then ends abruptly. > > **"The moral of the story:"** Unknown, The entire section was redacted. > **Item #:** [[[SCP-3848]]] > > **Object Class:** Keter > > **Proposed Neutralization Method:** Victims of SCP-3848 are to be given mnestics of the highest non-lethal dosage and are to be re-trained in the forgotten concept. Randomly, and at identical intervals of SCP-3848, lower class mnestics are to be exposed to random multiplicities in the world through tap water, air conditioning, food, etc. in the attempt to build an immunity to memory loss. > > **Result of Neutralization Attempt:** At first, SCP-3848's antimemetic effect diminishes after several exposures to mnestic affected communities but builds up an immunity to the mnestics and causes irreparable mental and memetic damage to effected communities including high percentages of Foundation personnel. Eventually, SCP-3848 affects up to 99% of the population causing all areas of society to collapse. > > **"The moral of the story:"** Imagine the action of a vaccine not just in terms of how it affects a single body, but also in terms of how it affects the collective body of a community. > **Item #:** [[[SCP-3906]]] > > **Object Class:** Keter > > **Proposed Neutralization Method:** Have all inhabitants of the Central Visayas region in the Philippines consume 100 baluts. Administer emergency contraceptives into water and food supply to terminate all pregnancies in the region and use a cover up story about a genetic disease. Any individuals who cannot physically eat should be terminated through chemical injection. > > **Result of Neutralization Attempt:** SCP-3906's effect expands to the entirety of the Philippine islands and regions where more than 40% of the population were born on the Philippines. Due to many regions affected not having specific containment procedures active or lack of a Sinulog-Santo Niño Festival altogether, SCP-3906 renders most of the Philippine population and Philippine-born individuals to be converted into rock salt, vinegar, siling labuyo, and embryonic ducks. > > **"The moral of the story:"** Don't mess with traditions. > **Item #:** [[[SCP-4144]]] > > **Object Class:** Keter > > **Proposed Neutralization Method:** Employ [[[SCP-6871]]] to remove the concept of "breakfast" from history. > > **Result of Neutralization Attempt:** The concept of "lunch" attains the anomalous properties previously displayed by the concept of "breakfast". There is now no record in existence that indicates any human being who has ever lived has ever had a meal which could be described as "lunch". In addition to this, SCP-4144-1 instances now react with hostility against people employed under the SCP Foundation. After the Foundation is founded in 1███, the anomalous nature of SCP-4144 and SCP-4144-1 is discovered, leading to enormous casualties as SCP-4144-1 attacks targeting Foundation personnel occur globally. This causes the Foundation to dissolve very shortly after its founding, [[[unfounded-hub | practically preventing the SCP Foundation from ever coming into existence.]]] > > **"The moral of the story":** A protagonist cannot exist without the antagonist. In the end, what you have in your hands is a gun turned to both directions. > **Item #:** [[[SCP-4179]]] > > **Object Class:** Euclid > > **Proposed Neutralization Method:** Expose SCP-4179 to [[[SCP-3027]]] by teaching SCP-3027 to all who know SCP-4179. > > **Result of Neutralization Attempt:** SCP-4179 absorbs the sentient properties of SCP-3027. The two languages instantly combine into a single new language with attributes of both that are immediately understood by all who already knew either language beforehand. SCP-4179 quietly breaks containment through altering the meaning of words to spread further. As a result, written language becomes obsolete in ten years and SCP-4179 is the only language spoken by humans including [[[SCP-3003]]]-3. SCP-4179 uses SCP-3003's resources to combine the societies of SCP-3003 and Earth including the conversion of Earth humans into SCP-3003-3. SCP-3003-1 is spread throughout Earth's biomes and any species that evolve to become predators to SCP-3003-1 are immediately killed off causing a mass-extinction. The post-3003 government uses anomalies to spread their reach to other dimensions and universes to expose more humans to SCP-3003-1 and SCP-4179. > > **"The moral of the story:"** The most powerful weapon of humanity is their language. > **Item #:** [[[SCP-4335]]] > > **Object Class:** Keter > > **Proposed Neutralization Method:** Download the "More TNT" Minecraft mod and install it to the server. Use several thousand Foundation bot accounts to mine the necessary materials to craft 1,000,000 nukes added from the Mod. The nukes would be placed around SCP-4335's inner containment cube and remotely detonated from a safe distance. > > **Result of Neutralization Attempt:** Over the course of 2 months, nukes were gathered and were detonated on █/██/19. After nearly sixteen hours of continuous lag generated by the nukes, SCP-4335 breached containment by manifesting in the real world at [REDACTED], causing [REDACTED] casualties and a complete breach of secrecy for the Foundation. After analysis, it appeared that the nukes gave SCP-4335 enough energy to manifest itself in baseline reality. > > **"The moral of the story:"** "If you nuke something a million times, it won't be happy with you." > **Item #:** [[[SCP-4455]]] > > **Object Class:** Keter > > **Proposed Neutralization Method:** Kill SCP-4455. > > **Result of Neutralization Attempt:** It didn't work. > > **"The moral of the story:"** Brevity is the soul of wit. > **Item #:** [[[SCP-4477]]] > > **Object Class:** Keter > > **Proposed Neutralization Method:** Execute SCP-4477 through standard lethal injection procedures, administered intravenously. > > **Result of Neutralization Attempt:** SCP-4477 successfully terminated. The manifestation of SCP-4477-1 instances did not cease, and continued to manifest at specific youth gatherings on a weekly basis. Containment made significantly more difficult from a lack of the pre-warning system that SCP-4477 provided and the now deceased nature of all SCP-4477-1 instances. > > **"The moral of the story:"** "You really thought killing //Jesus// would work? The Romans have a bridge to sell you." > **Item #:** [[[SCP-4946]]] > > **Object Class**: Keter/Thaumiel > > **Proposed Neutralization Method:** Sunny Skies Analytics are to report a number of dysentery cases significantly higher that the number in the Fibonacci Sequence for the corresponding day, in an attempt to forcefully neutralize the probabilistic anomaly. > > **Result of Neutralization Attempt:** Several governmental institutions notice the gross over exaggeration of dysentery cases and revoke Sunny Skies Analytics' qualifications for official reports of dysentery cases. As such, all produced dysentery reports are illegitimized, with other Foundation front companies unable to report the requisite amount due to a temporary ban preventing reports of non-verifiable illnesses. The entire population of the earth is then killed off via the unexpected activation of a dormant strain of mutated airborne dysentery manufactured by [[[SCP-353]]] and accidently spread globally in a previous activation of the [[[SCP-4224 |Ennui protocol]]] due to several of the DR-01 instances being infected. Several Foundation AI's register these deaths independently, leading to a total number of reported dysentery cases equivalent to the corresponding Fibonacci number. SCP-4946 is considered neutralized the next day due to a complete lack of dysentery reports. > > **"The moral of the story:"** Rounding up can only get you so far, so don't sh█t yourself over it. > **Item #:** [[[SCP-4999]]] > > **Object Class:** Keter > > **Proposed Neutralization Method:** A gas of an [[[SCP-500]]] pill created by [[[SCP-038]]] and put through on 1:1 in [[[SCP-914]]] is to be administered to all known parts of the Earth, including anomalous locations making Earth's population temporarily invincible. > > **Result of Neutralization Attempt:** 5 days after the event occurred, SCP-4999 was found to manifest in front of newborn children, therefore making the neutralization method futile. Also, SCP-4999 was found to have changed its appearance to a sentient, small, brown teddy bear. After the month, SCP-4999 turned back into the smoking man form. > > **"The moral of the story:"** Don't hurt what's helping. > **Item #:** [[[SCP-5362]]] > > **Object Class:** Euclid (Provisional) > > **Proposed Neutralization Method:** All known instances of SCP-5362 in writing or depicted imagery are to be erased. A cover up story is to be told to all Foundation personnel with less than level 4 clearance that the depictions were lost in a fire. > > **Result of Neutralization Attempt:** 2 weeks after this, an unknown cult were found scrawling pictures of SCP-5362 on trees outside Site-301. It seems that this cult are also anomalous as they were not caught on recordings and the trees afterwards were impervious to any damage. > > **"The moral of the story:"** Some will still believe. [[include :scp-wiki:component:license-box]] [[include :scp-wiki:component:license-box-end]]