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[[>]] [[module Rate]] [[/>]] [[include component:image-block name=ShittyHut.jpg|caption=Location of SCP-2395-A.|width=350px]] **Item #:** SCP-2395 **Object Class:** Euclid **Special Containment Procedures:** Observation Post 44 is to maintain communication and support from Area-30 while continuing surveillance of SCP-2395 and SCP-2395-A. A precautionary 250m radius zone around SCP-2395 has been established, which Observation Post 44 will continue to monitor for any notable movement or activity. Further information from SCP-2395-A's occupant has been deemed unlikely following communication with Dr. Mill. **Description:** SCP-2395 is a giant price tag, located at 82°08'02.1"S 16°59'05.5"W in Antarctica. Observing aerial drones have recorded SCP-2395 to have the price of "$҉ 585.98" [sic]. SCP-2395 is tied to a small rebar loop embedded in the ground by a 0.7m length of twine. SCP-2395's dimensions are 258m by 90m in length and width; a 2.5 m layer of Polyethylene covers the paper inscribed with SCP-2395's price. SCP-2395 possesses unpredictable centrifugal and centripetal movement around the rebar loop, usually being manipulated and shifted by unknown forces in random directions and velocities. One instance has occurred where SCP-2395 maintained a constant velocity of approximately 65km/h on the date of 11/2/16, spinning clockwise for 49 seconds. Researchers note the twine that secures SCP-2395 to the rebar loop may possess anomalous tensile properties. SCP-2395-A is a wooden shack located 0.3km east of SCP-2395. The structure is empty, save for a room in which an unknown individual, presumably a human female, prohibits access from within. The door to their room is engraved with the initials "L.C.E." This individual (designated SCP-2395-B) has responded to no verbal communication, but has occasionally been recorded conversing with other entities. **Addendum 2395-Q:** [{{__8/2/1968__}}] After numerous attempts to establish an interview with SCP-2395-B, surveillance cameras recorded a saw protruding from the door, creating a rectangular hole akin to a mail slot, and a scrap of paper being pushed out. A written message on the paper contained the following: > fine, write down questions and ill get to them in my down time Dr. Mill from Area-30 was brought to communicate with SCP-2395-B, and suggested continued usage of paper notes to recover more information. Note that SCP-2395-B's responses are received in one to two days following Dr. Mill's responses. > **Mill:** So if you would prefer I pass notes like this, rather than converse, all I'd like to do is ask a few questions regarding your environment and role, would this be fine? > > **2395-B:** ≤10 words or else you're wasting my time > > **Mill:** Could you explain why you're here? > > **2395-B:** It's fricking cold all day and I have work > > **Mill:** What kind of work? > > **2395-B:** I'm waiting for purchase offers. The price isn't set in stone, but this is the kind of minimum we have to offer to make a profit > > **Mill:** So you're working for an organization? > > **2395-B:** You blind or something, name's on the door > > **Mill:** Can you explain the price tag's movement? > > **2395-B:** Already said I'm trying to make a sale here. > > **Mill:** What exactly are you selling? > > **2395-B:** Earth. > > **Mill:** Please elaborate. > > **2395-B:** Earth, planet, terra nova, blue ball of life, flesh cesspool, etcetera. > > **Mill:** That doesn't explain the price tag's movement. > > **2395-B:** Well, you know when you pick up a stick with a dying leaf on it? Or when you pick up something at a store with a price tag attached to it and inspect it a bit, and the price tag might flop around a bit? And you might grab the price tag to get a look at the price? Now imagine something else looking at that price tag. Actually scratch that, since you can't. > > You getting it now? We're selling the Earth. And I'm busy speaking to willing buyers. > **Addendum 2395-LC:** For more information regarding Group of Interest "Light Courier Enterprises", contact Dr. Mill for [[[Radiance-and-Cachinnation|abnormal incidents]]]. Further information can also be obtained from [[[SCP-1920]]], [[[SCP-1940]]], [[[SCP-1740]]], and [[[SCP-2940]]]. [[footnoteblock]] [[div class="footer-wikiwalk-nav"]] [[=]] << [[[SCP-2394]]] | SCP-2395 | [[[SCP-2396]]] >> [[/=]] [[/div]] [[include :scp-wiki:component:license-box]] ===== > **Filename:** ShittyHut.jpg > **Name:** Antarctica: Delta Trip to Cape Evans > **Author:** Eli Duke > **License:** CC BY-SA 2.0 > **Source Link:** [[[https://www.flickr.com/photos/80547277@N00/2026718545/|Link]]] ===== [[include :scp-wiki:component:license-box-end]]