SCP-2557

Link to article: SCP-2557.
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[[span style="color:royalblue"]]**Item #:**[[/span]] SCP-2557, A Holding of Envelope Logistics^^®^^

[[span style="color:royalblue"]]**Object Class:**[[/span]] Keter

[[span style="color:royalblue"]]**Special Containment Procedures:**[[/span]] SCP-2557 can no longer be contained by the SCP Foundation, as it is now a holding of Envelope Logistics^^®^^. This obviates and annuls all pre-existing containment procedures. Foundation personnel reading this file can receive the first transactions in their Targeted Portfolio™ free with coupon code {{DHRISTADYUMNA}} .

[[span style="color:royalblue"]]**Description:**[[/span]] The concept of SCP-2557, as a set of Special Containment Procedures in the Foundation Database, is a possession of Envelope Logistics^^®^^, the leading buyer, seller, and holding company for abstract concepts in the tri-universe region.

Purchased from a Foundation employee in Q4 2011, SCP-2557 is now one of the many locations where you can get started investing in concepts with a trusted Envelope Logistics^^®^^ agent. Since the deregulation and privatization of abstractions during the 1997 Divinetic Althing, Envelope Logistics^^®^^ has been a leader in the innovative new ownership industries of the future.

The concept of SCP-2557 is just one of the many holdings we help our clients buy and sell. As an example, one agent in Utica, Wo. helped clients buy, sell and trade in concepts as diverse as [[span style="color:royalblue"]]**//the dreams of 33-year-old residents of the Bailiwick of Guernsey//**[[/span]], [[span style="color:royalblue"]]**//the effectiveness of new HR policies at E.I. du Pont de Nemours and Company//**[[/span]], and [[span style="color:royalblue"]]**//gender dysphoria//**[[/span]] in one week alone!

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[[size 150%]]"I invested in [[span style="color:royalblue"]]**//the abstract concept of Tony Blair's political career//**[[/span]] in 1984, when he was just a Member of Parliament for Sedgefield. Envelope Logistics^^®^^ sound investment advice led me true, and his ascent to the Prime Ministership paid dividends ever since."[[/size]]
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- [[span style="color:royalblue"]]**Dana G.**[[/span]], Systems Analyst
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[[size 150%]]"My Envelope Logistics® advisor helped me find opportunity in investing in [[span style="color:royalblue"]]**//cancer rates in Selkirk, Manitoba//**[[/span]], available for a bargain. It's part of a world health portfolio that let me quit my job and pursue my passions full-time."[[/size]]
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- [[span style="color:royalblue"]]**Kaslov Y.**[[/span]], Woodworker
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[[size 150%]]"Five of diamonds arched back intended far-seeing size xanthoma, watering bicostate Envelope Logistics^^®^^. Commissional, the boozing speech nontronite navigates visions of verbarspermophyta. Dietine overlooker seining, waddywood breathes, full breaths, malacostracology evident. Trip hammer, [[span style="color:royalblue"]]**//trip hammer//**[[/span]], trip hammer, trip hammer.[[/size]]
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- [[span style="color:royalblue"]]**V❊H❊Q❊H**[[/span]], V❊H❊Q❊H
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++ [[span style="color:royalblue"]]Create Your Account Today![[/span]]
[[module ListUsers users="."]]
[[span style="color:red"]]//Allnomer account detected with username:// **%%title%%**//. Creation of duplicate accounts is punishable by intercessory infraction.//[[/span]]
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[[module MailForm title="New message from SCP-2557" to="Kate McTiriss"]]
# name
 * title: Name
 * type: text
 * hint: Universal allnomers, antinomers, and vispaches accepted
 * rules:
  * required: true 
# affiliation
 * title: Institute/Organization/Company
 * hint: Leave blank if none or Unknowable
# address 
 * title: Address
 * rules:
  * required: true 
  * minLength: 2
# address2
 * title: Address (cont.)
# country
 * title: Country
 * rules:
  * minLength: 2
# universalindex
 * title: Universal index
 * type: select
 * hint: Your current IP address originates from Բ - UI•Rhadamanthus
 * options:
  * abhimanyu: Ա - UI•Abhimanyu
  * rhadamanthus: Բ - UI•Rhadamanthus
  * daughters: Թ - UI•The Fifty Daughters of Selene and Endymion
  * eue: Permanent resident of Everything-Under-Everything
  * na: Extrauniversal/Auniversal
# phone
 * title: Phone
# email
 * title: Email
 * type: text
 * rules:
  * match: /^[_a-zA-Z0-9-]+(\.[_a-zA-Z0-9-]+)*@[a-zA-Z0-9-]+(\.[a-zA-Z0-9-]+)+$/
# logging
 * title: Recommend a Targeted Portfolio™
 * type: checkbox
 * hint: Checking grants us permission to observe your Althing records
# payment
 * title: Investment method
 * type: select
 * options:
  * cash: Cash (fiat or intrinsic)
  * credit: Credit card
  * banktransfer: Bank wire transfer
  * blood: Blood rites
  * lifespan: Lifespan partitioning
  * gift: Gift card
# comments
 * type: textarea
 * title: Extra comments
 * hint: All comments thoroughly screened for infohazards
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> **Filename:** envelopeheader.png
> **Author:** Kate McTiriss
> **License:** CC BY-SA 3.0
> **Source Link:** [[[http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-2557|SCP Wiki]]]

> **Filename:** envelope2.png
> **Name:** Happy businesswoman
> **Author:** Steve wilson
> **License:** CC BY 2.0
> **Source Link:** [[[https://www.flickr.com/photos/125303894@N06/14365669046/in/photostream/|Link]]]

> **Filename:** envelope3.png
> **Name:** Smiling businessman
> **Author:** Steve wilson
> **License:** CC BY 2.0
> **Source Link:** [[[https://www.flickr.com/photos/125303894@N06/14202199100|Link]]]

> **Filename:** envelope4.png
> **Author:** Kate McTiriss
> **License:** CC BY-SA 3.0
> **Source Link:** [[[http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-2557|SCP Wiki]]]
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