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[[module css]] .footnotes-footer { display:none; } [[/module]] [[>]] [[module rate]] [[/>]] **Item #:** SCP-3010-J **Object Class:** --Keter-- Safe **Special Containment Procedures:** SCP-3010-J is to be kept in a standard containment locker at Site-59. The inner walls of the containment locker have been lined with sheets of lead foil to prevent structural degradation. **Description:** SCP-3010-J is a red acrylic toothbrush, 7 cm in length, with a stamped engraving of the Soviet hammer and sickle on the back of the bristle end. When inert, SCP-3010-J increases the surface temperature of any object within a 20 cm radius by 30 degrees Celsius. Lead foil blocks this effect. **Recovery:** SCP-3010-J was discovered in 1980 in an apartment complex in Novgorod, where it was responsible for a brief bathroom fire that caused a total of 4.55 rubles in property damage. **Edit #1:** //"I don't know who keeps switching the object class to Keter, but cut it out."// - Director Naismith **Edit #2:** //"Don't give me that. I've gone over Procedure 292-Flosshilde, and the daily, brutal loss of human life required to keep this thing from eating the Moon is the least 'safe' thing I've ever come across. It's a keter, and if anyone gives me shit for correcting it again, I'll take this all the way to O5."// - Researcher Peters **Edit #3:** //"...the Unholy Lunaphage Dragon is SCP-30100-J. This is a toothbrush that increases surface temperatures."// - Director Naismith **Edit #4:** //"OH, right, my bad! I forgot about the extra zero."// - Researcher Peters [[collapsible show="+ It looks like nobody's turning a profit from your SCP. Would you like some help with that?" hide="- TERRIFYING NUCLEAR RUSSIAN SCP THAT COULD KILL OMNI-MAN! (compilation)"]] [[=]] [[image scpethumbnail.png]] [[/=]] ------ [[=]] [[image scpe1.png]] [[/=]] Agent Rhonda Melckers sighed heavily as she plodded through the smoldering ruins of the world she once knew. Her breath fogged the plexiglass of her form-fitting hazmat suit. Smoke and fire permeated the horizon. Several miles behind her, she could hear the monstrous howl of the now-uncontained SCP-{{[Note to editing: See provided shortlist of search-engine-optimized murder monsters, please pick one by Thursday.]}} as it swiped its appendages across the ruined skyline of her city. She had nothing left -- except her duty to the hashtag #SCPFoundation. Whatever misery lay before her when she was done, she had to find out what caused the world around her to collapse in the name of Security, Containment, and Protection. She. Needed. //Answers.// And in the stripped-bare ruins of an Foundation warehouse she found all the answers she needed. Perhaps //too many//... [[=]] [[image scpe2.png]] [[/=]] But before we get too deep into the USSR's most fiery double agent, hidden in plain sight - are you feeling all right? [[image scpe2point5.png]] Have depression and other, less profitable mental illnesses got you feeling in the dumps? Does the tough subject matter of this video make you feel like contributing a little less to the economy? Do you wish you could afford a therapist, but no one's in network with your insurance/lack thereof? Introducing: Comfortly. Therapy made simple, made simple again, then simplified. If you're struggling, you can have a live conversation with an accredited AI chatbot in just five hours, who will listen to your problems -- and once you've finally shut up, they'll use a soft and non-threatening voice to tell you to lose weight. Use the promo code "SCPEXPLAINED" to make them give 47% of a shit for up to two minutes! [[=]] [[image scpe2point7.png]] [[/=]] And now, back to SCP-3010-J. [[=]] [[image scpe3.png]] [[/=]] SCP-3010-J is, allegedly, a toothbrush. It was created in a top-secret project from the notorious Soviet Union. Why anyone would create something so monstrous is beyond all understanding. Alas, all records of the SCP-3010-J project's creation were destroyed when the Berlin Wall fell. [[=]] [[image scpe4.png]] [[/=]] And while top Foundation scientists have done everything in their power to understand its destructive potential, SCP-3010-J still has yet to be fully understood. [[=]] [[image scpe5.png]] [[/=]] What we do know, however, is that in 1980, SCP-3010-J used its pyrokinetic powers to cause a top-secret government bathroom in Novgorod to bust into flames! When the smoke cleared, there were no survivors - only a barren and ashen landscape, radiation-soaked rubble, and 4.55 trillion rubles in property damage. [[=]] [[image scpe6.png]] [[/=]] Some even say that SCP-3010-J was forged out of the crystal skeleton of SCP-30100-J, the Unholy Lunaphage Dragon - but that has yet to be fully explored. And if SCP-3010-J knows something about its connection with the legendary moon-eater, it's not telling. And why not? Can the Russian nuclear toothbrush even talk in the first place? Or is it hiding something even more sinister underneath its heaving breasts? Thank you for watching this video! And before we sign off, here's a huge shout-out to those of you who clicked on this video because you saw "Russian" and "nuclear" in the same sentence and thought this was a news video that had something to do with current events and, vicariously, whether or not you get to live another five fucking minutes. If it weren't for world-weary mental states like yours, my bath-salts-of-the-month club membership would still be the lofty boyhood dream it once was when I was huffing keyboard cleaning spray in fourth grade![[footnote]]If that doesn't sound like a thing I'd ever do, just remember: Misrepresentation Avenue goes both North AND South! (That's //two// directions!)[[/footnote]] And remember - through us, and us alone, dost thou receive information about the spooky essypee monster bois. You wouldn't pay the cow for its milk, wouldja? Huh? The //farmer's// the one who needs the money, bucko! Ha ha ha! Cows don't have wallets! --That's what their //skin// is for!-- Be sure to like and subscribe. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna get [[[SCP-8005]]] here ready for his big YouTube debut! 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