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[[>]] [[module Rate]] [[/>]] [[div style="text-align: right; margin-right: 2em; margin-top: -20px;"]] by fabula [[/div]] **Item №:** SCP-3071 **Object Class:** Neutralised [[include component:image-block | name=SCP-3071.svg | caption=Artistic representation of the banana. | align=right]] **Special Containment Procedures:** Remains of SCP-3071 incinerated. Testing has concluded. Martha Langley’s pets, one cat and two ferrets, went into the possession of Site 126 security guard Michael Pearson, all since deceased. **Description:** SCP-3071 was the materialisation of a non-anomalous Cavendish banana in the head of Martha Langley on March 23rd, 1987 at her home in Aberdeen, Scotland. SCP-3071 resulted in the separation and ejection of most of Martha Langley’s brain tissue and skull. Fragments of both were found in adjacent spaces to the dining room SCP-3071 occurred in, and various stains were present on all walls and the ceiling. Martha Langley is thought to have died between 0 and 0.5 seconds after SCP-3071. The banana also exploded. The Foundation was made aware of SCP-3071 after a suicide report and police intervention. A cause for SCP-3071 has never been identified, but multiple have been disproven including teleportation, manual insertion and the Warhol effect. **Addendum.3071.1:** Testing Log > **Test №:** 1 > **Test:** Teleportation of 50 successive Cavendish bananas into 50 D-Class personnel heads. > **Result:** Humans found uniquely susceptible to banana teleportation. > **Test №:** 2 > **Test:** 50 Cavendish bananas shot by AR-15, one bullet each. > **Result:** No new information gained. > **Test №:** 3 > **Test:** 7.3 kg sledgehammer applied on 50 Cavendish bananas. > **Result:** No new information gained. > **Test №:** 4 > **Test:** 50 Cavendish bananas sliced into 1.5 cm wide units with a steak knife. > **Result:** No new information gained. > **Test №:** 5 > **Test:** Teleportation of 50 successive D-Class personnel into 50 bananas. > **Result:** Bananas found uniquely susceptible to human teleportation. [[div class="footer-wikiwalk-nav"]] [[=]] << [[[SCP-3070]]] | SCP-3071 | [[[SCP-3072]]] >> [[/=]] [[/div]] [[include :scp-wiki:component:license-box]] ===== > **Filename:** SCP-3071.svg > **Author:** Elembis > **License:** Public Domain > **Source Link:** https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Bananas.svg > **Additional Notes:** Originally titled bananas.svg. Renamed by me for ease of storage. ===== [[include :scp-wiki:component:license-box-end]]