SCP-329-J

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**Item #:** SCP-329-J

**Object Class:** Safe

**Special Containment Procedures:** SCP-329-J is currently housed in Containment Locker 329-J. Access is permissible to all personnel.

**Description:** SCP-329-J is a common American "yield" sign with the apparent ability of speech. SCP-329-J claims to be a "ghost". No other anomalous properties have been detected at this time.

**Addendum:** Interview Log 329-J-1:

> **Dr. James:** Good morning three two nine dash jay.
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> **SCP-329-J:** I am the ghoooost siiiign!
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> **Dr. James:** Um... ok.
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> **SCP-329-J:** Yield to oncoming traffiiic! Ooooooh!
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> **Dr. James:** Um, ghost sign, do you know where you are? 
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> **SCP-329-J:** I'm in the realm of the liviiiing! Oooooooooooh!
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> **Dr. James:** Right, um, what were you doing before this?
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> **SCP-329-J:** I was a siiiign! Now I'm a ghoooooost siiiiign!
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> **Dr. James:** What does that even mean?
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> **SCP-329-J:** I was once arrested for driving under the influuuueeence!
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> **Dr. James:** What?
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> **SCP-329-J:** I know riiiight? I don't even have leeeeegggssss! Ooooooh! Drunk driving is dangeroooouuuus!

Interview Log 329-J-2:

> **Dr. James:** Good morning, er, ghost sign.
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> **SCP-329-J:** Don't call me thaaaat! I'm just a siiiign noooow! Ooo- I mean, hiiiii!
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> **Dr. James:** Why are you a sign now?
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> **SCP-329-J:** I dropped my ghooooost liceeeeense!
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> **Dr. James:** Your what?
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> **SCP-329-J:** I can't be a ghoooost without my ghooooost liceeeense!
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> **Dr. James:** But how can you even carry a license?
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> **SCP-329-J:** Well I can't noooow! I'm no longer a ghooooost!
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> **Dr. James:** I.... but.... what?

Interview Log 329-J-3:

> **Dr. James:** We've brought you outside to see if you affect traffic in an anomalous way.
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> **SCP-329-J:** It's nippyyyy! Can I have a sweeeattteerr?
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> **Dr. James:** No! For fuck's sake, you're a ghost! You don't need a sweater! Shut up!
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> **SCP-329-J:** Yoooouuuu shut uuuup!
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> **Dr. James:** WHY DON'T YOU MAKE ANY SENSE!?


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> **Filename:** yield.jpg
> **Name:** Yield Sign - USA
> **Author:** Carlos Cunha
> **License:** CC BY 2.0
> **Source Link:** [https://www.flickr.com/photos/carlpuentes/7036903 Flickr]
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