SCP-a gazillion-J

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|item-number= 3434-J

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**Special Containment Procedures:** None because everyone is happy thinking this is normal when it's NOT.

**Description:** SCP-3434-J is the collective term for a bunch of random rubbish that doesn't make any sense.
SCP-3434-J-1 is commonly referred to as the wind. The wind is a force that makes air move things. 
SCP-3434-J-2 is commonly referred to as magnetism. Magnetism is where metal can sometimes pull in other metals.
SCP-3434-J-3 is commonly referred to as electricity. Electricity is used to charge batteries.


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**SCP-3434-J-1 Testing Log**
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Below is a list of all the things I've used the wind for that don't make any sense.

**Test:** Move a leaf without touching it.
**Result:** Leaf suddenly got pushed off of the table and fell onto the ground slowly. How?

**Test:** Give an object the sacred power of avians: flight.
**Result:** Kite came off of the ground and flew into the air. Didn't even have wings.

**Test:** Charge my phone by forcing the wind to do labour (righteous).
**Result:** Made a little version of one of those big fans in the ocean. Wind refused to push fan wheel and give me power (lazy).
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**SCP-3434-J-2 Testing Log**
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After testing SCP-3434-J-1, I wanted to figure out what SCP-3434-J-2 can do.

**Test:** Put a magnet in the shape of a horse shoe (optimal?) next to some metal.
**Result:** Magnet pulled the metal to itself and wouldn't let go.

**Test:** Put a magnet next to a different metal.
**Result:** Didn't pull it in this time. Might know I'm onto it.
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**Test:** Have two magnets fight each other.
**Result:** They both ran away when they started getting close together. Pussies.

**Test:** Get a bigger magnet and pull a car.
**Result:** My magnet got stuck to the car and won't come off.
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**SCP-3434-J-3 Testing Log**
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To be honest I think electricity is actually sick but I have to be scientific.

**Test:** Plug my phone in to charge.
**Result:** My phone charged to full in 3 hours after it wasn't working at all. How did the electricity know not to go over 100%?

**Test:** Plug heater in and see what it does.
**Result:** Heater got warm. Electricity cannot make its mind up, clearly good at multiple things like me.

**Test:** Stick a fork in the outlet so I can have an electric trident.
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> **Name:** Clear Blue Sky - Landscape
> **Author:** Kelly Martin
> **License:** CC0 Public Domain
> **Source Link:** https://www.publicdomainpictures.net/en/view-image.php?image=85406&picture=clear-blue-sky-landscape

> **Name:** Kite at Morecambe Kite Festival.jpg
> **Author:** Worm That Turned
> **License:** CC BY-SA 3.0
> **Source Link:** https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Kite_at_Morecambe_Kite_Festival.jpg

> **Name:** Powder steel on magnet.jpg
> **Author:** Aney
> **License:** CC BY-SA 3.0
> **Source Link:** https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Powder_steel_on_magnet.jpg

> **Name:** con00310
> **Author:** Kevin Skow
> **License:** CC BY-SA 2.0
> **Source Link:** https://flic.kr/p/J9o8HC
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