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[[>]] [[module Rate]] [[/>]] [[include component:image-block name=CraigRedact.png| caption=SCP-3908 Being SCP-3908 ]] **Item #:** SCP-3908 **Object Class:** Euclid **Special Containment Procedures:** SCP-3908 is kept in SCP-3908's containment unit. Personnel are to refrain from speaking or writing about SCP-3908 to SCP-3908 to avoid SCP-3908 being SCP-3908. **Description:** SCP-3908 is an anti-memetic entity. SCP-3908 is capable of speech. Images of the entity will be replaced with a plain black image and white text stating "SCP-3908 is SCP-3908". Any spoken or written information regarding SCP-3908, either directly stated or implied, will be censored. **Interview-3908-1** > **Interviewer:** Dr. Witts > > **Interviewed:** SCP-3908 > > **<Begin Log>** > > **Witts:** Hello, SCP-3908. > > **SCP-3908:** Hey. > > **Witts:** Can you tell me your name, SCP-3908? > > **SCP-3908:** Yeah, my name is SCP-3908. Wait- > > **Witts:** That is your Foundation-given designation. I would like to know your birth name. > > **SCP-3908:** I know, my name is SCP-3908. Wha- No! My name is SCP-3908! No! > > **Witts:** SCP-3908, do you know the origin of your anomalous properties? > > **SCP-3908:** Yeah... One day, I was SCP-3908, and I wa- Jesus... One day, I was SCP-39- I'm not! > > [SCP-3908 is SCP-3908. Dr. Witts appears worried.] > > **Witts:** Remain passive, SCP-3908. > > **SCP-3908:** Alright... I'm sorry. > > **Witts:** Please explain your anomalous properties. > > **SCP-3908:** My properties... I can do that... My properties are that I am SCP-3908. What? No! Stop! I am SCP-3908! No! > > [SCP-3908 is SCP-3908. The table is on the other side of the room now.] > > **Witts:** SCP-3908, remain passive. > > **SCP-3908:** OK... OK... I'm SCP-39- > > **Witts:** SCP-3908, calm do- > > **SCP-3908:** I'm SCP-3908! No, I'm SCP-3908! Jesus Christ stop this! I hate this! > > [SCP-3908 is SCP-3908. Dr. Witts is injured.] > > **Witts:** Terminate the interview! > > [Security personnel enter the containment chamber. SCP-3908 is SCP-3908.] > > **SCP-3908:** Wait! I'm SCP-390- > > [SCP-3908 is SCP-3908. Security personnel recover Dr. Witts.] > > **<End Log>** **Interview-3908-2** > **Interviewer:** Dr. Witts > > **Interviewed:** SCP-3908 > > **Foreword:** SCP-3908 is SCP-3908. This is to prevent SCP-3908 from being SCP-3908. > > **<Begin Log>** > > **SCP-3908:** Doc, is this really necessary? > > **Witts:** During our last interview, you were SCP-390- > > **SCP-3908:** Yeah, it's annoying, isn't it. > > **Witts:** Let's stay on track. Where were you born? > > **SCP-3908:** Um... I was SCP-3908 in- > > [SCP-3908 is SCP-3908. Dr. Witts puts a hand out to SCP-3908.] > > **Witts:** For the purposes of SCP-3908 not being SCP-3908- Er... I'm going to have to ask you refrain from referring to yourself. > > **SCP-3908:** Alright, alright, that I think I can do. > > **Witts:** Now, where and when were you born? > > **SCP-3908:** Redmond Washington, 1978. > > **Witts:** When was the earliest you remember being called SCP-3908? > > **SCP-3908:** When SCP-3908 was- When... 7 years old. > > **Witts:** How did others react? > > **SCP-3908:** Nickname... Skip. > > **Witts:** Was that the nickname they gave to you? > > **SCP-3908:** Yes. > > **Witts:** Did you have friends? > > **SCP-3908:** No. > > **Witts:** Are you aware of why that was? > > **SCP-3908:** I was SCP-3908. > > **Witts:** SCP-3908, please refrain from referring to yourself. > > **SCP-3908:** Oh, sorry. Um... Anger problems. > > **Witts:** I see. Thank you for this interview, SCP-3908. > > **SCP-3908:** Thank you. > > **<End Log>** **Interview-3908-3** > **Interviewer:** Dr. Witts > > **Interviewed:** SCP-3908 > > **Foreword:** SCP-3908 is SCP-3908. This is to prevent SCP-3908 from being SCP-3908. > > **<Begin Log>** > > **Witts:** Now, SCP-3908, please refrain from referring to yourself in this interview. > > **SCP-3908:** Ok. > > **Witts:** What is your legal first and last name? > > **SCP-3908:** Um... Craig Wattson. > > **Witts:** What is your age? > > **SCP-3908:** 40. > > **Witts:** When is your birthday? > > **SCP-3908:** June 26th. > > **Witts:** Wait... Shit. > > **SCP-3908:** What? > > **Witts:** Sorry, I forgot. > > **SCP-3908:** It's fine. Sorry about the scar. > > **Witts:** From when? > > **SCP-3908:** First interview. > > **Witts:** Oh, it's no problem. Thank you for this interview, SCP-3908. > > **SCP-3908:** Sorry... > > **Witts:** Sorry for what? > > **SCP-3908:** Everything. > > [SCP-3908 is SCP-3908. Dr. Witts walks to SCP-3908.] > > **Witts:** SCP-3908, it's fine. It was just a mistake. > > **SCP-3908:** Thanks. > > **<End Log>** **Addendum-3908-1:** The following is a proposed revision of SCP-3908's file in order to prevent SCP-3908 from being SCP-3908. Written by Dr. Witts. [[collapsible show="Open SCP-Skip" hide="Close SCP-Skip"]] [[include component:image-block-quoted name=Craig.png| caption=Craig "Skip" Wattson ]] > **Item #:** Skip > > **Object Class:** Euclid > > **Special Containment Procedures:** Standard humanoid containment unit. 3 meals are to be provided every day. Possible restraints for interaction. Weekly psychological evaluation. > > **Description:** Human male. Gray hair. Brown eyes. 1.8 meters. 72 kilograms. Caucasian. 40 years. > > Self-referential antimeme. Can't be directly spoken or written about. > > Anger problems. Not such a bad guy. [[/collapsible]] [[footnoteblock]] [[div class="footer-wikiwalk-nav"]] [[=]] << [[[SCP-3907]]] | SCP-3908 | [[[SCP-3909]]] >> [[/=]] [[/div]]