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[[>]] [[module Rate]] [[/>]] > **Log Format** > Subject: <Video title>, <Date of release>, <MPAA rating, if any> > Interference Point: <Where, during the course of the video, SCP-3922 was introduced> > Result: <Results> > Note: <Notes, if Any> [[collapsible hideLocation="both" show="+ DIRECTOR'S NOTICE — SUBMISSION GUIDELINES" hide="- Close Submission Guidelines"]] [[div style="border:solid 5px #000000;background #ffffff; padding:15px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-top:10px;"]] To the SCP-3922 Research & Containment Team, You all know well by now that this little coin has been a popular item among Site-59 staff to experiment on, and it's not hard to see why. SCP-3922 has given us precious data on a variety of anomalous phenomena, from the Three Moons Initiative and Corbenic, to metafictional anomalies as a whole. In terms of research value, SCP-3922 may be one of the most important objects contained at our facility. But when I check up on this log after some time and see the //same, boring results// being added over and over again, I don't get the feeling of any actual research happening here. In fact, my gut tells me some of you are trying to //slack off// by watching movies on worktime and slapping 3922 on beforehand for plausible deniability. Needless to say, I think some new rules are in order. The following measures will hereafter be enforced on the recordkeeping of SCP-3922 testing results, in the hopes of achieving greater discoveries on the item’s capabilities in line with our research goals. Starting with the first and most important guideline… * **No predictable results.** By "predictable," I mean any entries where all crimes are handled easily and normally, every problem in the narrative gets conveniently resolved, and everybody lives happily ever after. We got plenty enough of that, but we also need something //interesting// to happen as well. Maybe SCP-3922-A's M.O. changes due to the crime in question. Perhaps something in the story interferes with the entities. Whatever it is, it has to be a bit more original than "they beat the bad guys up and then win, the end." We need unique results. Hell, we need downright //silly// results. That's where we get more valuable data! * **No "fanfiction-esque" results.** The focus of each entry is centered primarily on the actions of SCP-3922-A instances. The characters and setting of the narrative in question should //always// be second to that. Don't use the anomaly just as an outlet to expand your favorite fictional world; we have Wattpad for that. This rule also refers to unnecessarily long entries. * **Don't augment SCP-3922-A.** Some of you may already know of this rule from the //Star Wars// entry, but it bears repeating: testing results should __NEVER__ improve Three Moons's military power in any way. If your test's video subject possesses any fictional superweapons, god-like beings, or enough metanarrative elements to cause SCP-3922-A to appear in baseline reality, it would be safe to assume the anomaly will attempt to take advantage of them for their own benefit. //Do not let them do this.// * **No non-results.** That is, no more of those entries where the actual test was denied. Unless there is a new reason that has not been noted in a previous test denial, adding any more entries like this will just waste space. This also goes to large entries where the results are minimal and uneventful. And lastly… * **Fiction only.** Self-explanatory, although it is acceptable use non-fictional material in entries that serve as a prelude to another test that "fictionalizes" said material (e.g., //The Ballad of Smokes McGee// entry). Do note that, while the main focus are classic movies and television shows for testing material, I see no reason to prohibit any other forms of video media that may be seen as too contemporary or niche, so long as they conform to the above guidelines. Taking your experiments into unexplored avenues is simply good science, and who knows how many fascinating results we'll be missing if we just tested on the same mainstream films? In other words: make as many damn entries as you want on stuff like "Friday Night Funkin'" and "The Amazing Digital Circus" for all I care — just make them //good.// I have already assigned one researcher to regularly review this extended log and delete any violating entries. I trust you all to take these new regulations to heart. Remember that we're not playing with a toy here, but with an entire military. If they find out the bastards who've been overworking them for the last three years, we're gonna have a diplomatic incident on our hands. [[>]] -- Dr. L. Naismith, Director, Site-59 [[/>]] = ##white|* * *## [[div class="blockquote"]] **EXTRADIEGETIC NOTE:** Low quality entries will be periodically removed by [[*user Starch Tuber]]. If you see an edit attributed to that username in this article's edit history, __don't revert it!__ A forum post under the title "Pruning Log" will be located in the discussion page, also attributed to the same user. If your entry was removed, it will be relocated to this post and provided with an official reason for its deletion. Take careful note of these reasons to improve your writing! Most importantly: have fun! [[/div]] [[/div]] [[/collapsible]] ------ **Subject**: The 94th Academy Awards ceremony. **Interference Point**: None. **Result**: No changes from the original footage. **Note**: //During this ceremony, presenter Chris Rock improvised a joke at the expense of the physical appearance of attendee Jada Pinkett Smith, in response to which Pinkett Smith's husband Will Smith got up from the audience, walked onto the stage, and slapped Rock in the face, then returned to his seat and shouted obscenities at Rock.// **Subject**: The 94th Academy Awards ceremony, digitally edited so that every frame of host Amy Schumer depicted her with bright green skin, and antennae growing out of her forehead. **Interference point**: Beginning. **Result**: A cold open shows Rock backstage, in conversation with three tuxedo-wearing instances of SCP-3922-A. The instances recommend that he not mock anyone's physical appearance, as this could make him seem insensitive and unlikable; they then suggest various other current topics he could use as subject material. Rock improvises several jokes on those topics, then explains that he can no longer tell those jokes on stage, as he just told them on camera. He assures the instances that "everything will be fine, don't worry," then turns his back on them and, rolling his eyes, whispers to the camera that "no Three Moons stooges are gonna tell //me// who I can't offend!" During the ceremony itself, when Rock is presenting the award for Best Documentary Feature, he mentions Pinkett Smith's presence in the audience, pauses noticeably, then makes the same joke about her physical appearance as in baseline reality. Smith slaps Rock, then returns to his seat; the camera then shows Rock looking offstage, where the instances of SCP-3922-A have been watching. They shake their heads. The ceremony then continues as in baseline reality, with the exception that later shots of the audience show the instances sitting next to Smith and talking quietly with him; Smith appears significantly more distressed than in baseline reality. Forty minutes later, when Smith receives the Academy Award for Best Actor, he ends his acceptance speech by thanking the Three Moons Initiative for allowing him to stay for the remainder of the ceremony. A montage then depicts the professional and personal consequences experienced by both Smith and Rock over the next several weeks; these are largely the same as in baseline reality, except in that Smith is accompanied by an instance of SCP-3922-A at all times, and approximately 5% of people visible in the montage have bright green skin, and antennae growing out of their foreheads. **Subject:** //Ratatouille//, 2007, G **Interference Point:** In the montage showcasing the returning popularity of Auguste Gusteau's restaurant, just before the press conference scene. **Result:** As Linguini and Remy look at a view of Paris within their new apartment, the cheerful background music cuts out as multiple explosions occur in the sky and white light covers the screen. The light fades, revealing an army of SCP-3922-A spaceships teleporting above the city. A voice announces that the Three Moons Initiative have declared war on France due to an alleged, millennia-spanning history of oppression towards a species of sapient, highly-intelligent rodents. Remaining footage transforms into a 6-hour war film concerning Linguini and Remy's attempts to escape the ruined leftovers of Paris. The subject of cooking is never acknowledged after this point. **Subject:** //Dune// extended edition[[footnote]]While this film is credited to Alan Smithee (a pseudonym used by directors who wish to forfeit association with a project), its actual director was David Lynch.[[/footnote]], 1984, PG-13 **Interference Point:** During the assassination attempt against Paul using the Hunter-Seeker. **Result:** As Paul is preparing himself to disable the device, a bullet from offscreen destroys it. Two SCP-3922-A instances enter to make sure he is calm and uninjured, before escorting him to an undisclosed location, claiming they need to keep him "protected". A large scale conflict can be seen breaking out amongst numerous Sardaukar and SCP-3922-A instances before Baron Vladimir Harkonnen and Piter De Vries are captured. After being taken to an isolated area, one of the instances lists both their crimes, including treason, bribery, accepting bribes, brainwashing, taking of hostages, and general tyrannical governance. They are both executed shortly after. Duke Leto Atreides is questioned by another instance over his involvement in the Landsraad's war crimes and human rights violations, and a fleet of ships marked with the Three Moon's insignia are sent off to the Emperor's home world. The film ends with the Three Moons Initiative plotting to ensure Paul eventually becomes Emperor. **Note:** //Huh, I was not expecting that at all. The whole point of Dune is there are no good guys, and even the protagonists are tyrants. Maybe it's because this version of the film ended with that stupid "Paul's reign brings peace to the universe!" bs?// - Researcher Bark **Subject:** //Dune//, 2021, PG-13 **Interference Point:** Beginning of the film, during the scene of the Fremen rebelling against the Harkonnens. **Result:** Fremen are seen fighting alongside SCP-3922-A instances in the Arrakis desert. When the film cuts to the Atreides on Caladan, they are shown to be executed via firing squad. The film ends with the Three Moons Initiative painting their insignia onto Carthag after seizing it for themselves and the Fremen. **Note:** //Yeah that's more what I was expecting.// - Researcher Bark **Subject:** //Red Flags (ft. Montaigne) OFFICIAL VIDEO//, 2022 **Interference Point:** At the 1:28 minute mark. **Result:** The waiter is replaced with an instance of SCP-3922-A wearing a bowtie and apron. Upon asking //"Bonjour, sir was blinking at me, is this because your date is a freak?// The male replies //"Oui"//. The video then immediately cuts to the female character getting thrown into a dumpster. **Note:** It should be noted there are many fan animations based on this music video. Particularly the scene where the one of the characters begins blinking to get the waiter's attention. However, SCP-3922-A instances only appears if the fan animation includes a scene with a character stating that their favorite movie is //"The Human Centipede"//. **Subject:** //The Blues Brothers//, 1980, R **Interference Point:** After Elwood Blues is pulled over for running a red light. **Result:** Unchanged, except that all law enforcement and military personnel pursuing the protagonists are replaced with 3922-A instances, as are roughly half of the musical sequences' backup dancers. **Subject:** [[[https://youtu.be/djsJqNAGMuY|MURDER DRONES - Episode 3: The Promening]]], 2023, not rated **Interference Point:** 10:57 **Result:** Upon V's arms being pierced, all background noises stop as approximately 23 instances of SCP-3922-A barge into the room, holding flash grenades and shotguns. Doll's expression immediately changes into fear as instances of SCP-3922-A toss a flash grenade at Doll as another instance places down a small metal cube with the words "nullifier" written on it. As several SCP-3922-A instances dogpile on top of Doll and place handcuffs on her. The camera cuts to a group of SCP-3922-A instances freeing V from the metal rods, before somehow apprehending her as well. One instance goes up to the microphone and shouts how V and Doll have been arrested for murder and attempted murder. The video cuts to the regular SCP-3922-A endscreen. **Subject:** The above-mentioned test, which was screen-recorded, downloaded into a .mp4 file, and then replayed with SCP-3922 close by. **Interference Point:** 10:57 **Result:** The speed and agility of SCP-3922-A were greatly increased, being able to finish the job ~9.5 seconds faster. **Subject**: //SPACE KING//, 2024 **Interference Point**: As a Star Defender enters to abduct a prepubescent boy. **Result**: The child is revealed to be an instance of [[[SCP-5298]]] and quickly terminates the soldier. The next scene shows multiple male and female SCP-5298 instances along with numerous instances of SCP-3922-A fighting the Star Defenders and forcibly entering their ships. The video ends with the discovery, imprisonment, trial, and execution of the eponymous Space King and his four sons for crimes of abduction, slavery, and genocide on an intergalactic scale and the dismantlement of Space King's Empire. **Subject**: //The Muppets//, 2011, PG **Interference Point**: When Walter, Gary, and Mary meet Kermit the Frog. **Result**: An instance of SCP-3922-A identified as [[[SCP-4922|PoI-4922-Prime]]] manifests within Kermit's Mansion. Colonel James Henson manages to easily convince Kermit the Frog to stop Tex Richman by any means necessary. The film cuts to a montage of Kermit, Walter, and Gary assembling all The Muppets in considerably less time than in the unaltered film. The film subsequently cuts to Henson and The Muppets negotiating the purchase of The Muppet Theatre. Following Tex Richman's song and refusal, Tex Richman is tied up and kidnapped in a similar fashion to Jack Black in the unaltered film. The Film then Cuts to The Muppets producing a show with Tex Richman as the guest host. The Sketches featured in the show involve the torture and eventual execution of The Moopets, Statler, Waldorf, Uncle Deadly, and Bobo the Bear, culminating in a rendition of the Rainbow Connection with Tex Richman being electrocuted and blown-up in a fireworks display. **Note**: This movie is notable for being the first time where the violence and contents of the altered version of the film far exceeds the original rating. **Subject:** A recording of a playthrough of Ratchet & Clank, 2002, game rated T **Interference Point:** On Veldin, after Ratchet retrieves Clank from the crash site. **Result:** Instead of the usual cut scene that would play where the characters view the infobot that gives them coordinates for Novalis, two SCP-3922-A instances arrive outside of Ratchet's garage to caution him for stealing scrap and attempting to steal a sentient being, informing him that "robots are people too, and have better things to do in life than be your car keys!" before confiscating Clank. When the game cuts to Drek's ship, separate SCP-3922-A instances are seen having a firefight with a number of Blarg soldiers and executing Drek. Captain Qwark is seen in the background, insisting he was part of Drek's master plan as well, but he is ignored by the SCP-3922-A instances. The parts of planets that Drek had harvested so far are crafted into a small moon and repurposed into a refugee hub for any survivors of Drek's actions. The end credits are replaced with "☽☽☽ DON'T WASTE CELESTIAL DEBRIS ☽☽☽". **Subject:** //The Purge//, 2013, R **Interference Point:** During the credits **Result:** At the very end of the credits is the following disclaimer: //"The ☽☽☽ Initiative does not condone The Purge under any circumstances. You are watched. You are protected. You are loved.// **Note:** //I can only assume that because of the legality of all crime and the suspension of emergency services, the ☽☽☽ can't touch this.// - Professor Mint **Subject:** //The Purge: Election Year//, 2016, R **Interference Point:** When "Candy Girl" tries to steal from Joe Dixon's store. **Result:** A single instance of SCP-3922-A in place of a Laney and arrests her. Later in the film following the commencement of The Purge with Government immunity revoked, all agents and members of The New Founding Fathers of America are killed with [[[SCP-2578|Impaler Events]]] as soon as they appear on screen. Members of the Crips are replaced with instances of SCP-3922-A. Following The Purge, Senator Roan wins the presidential election by a landslide and The Purge is abolished. The film ends with the Purge Tourists arrested by instances of SCP-3922-A and deported back to their home countries, where they are tried for their various crimes on the grounds that "The Purge" was only for American citizens. **Subject:** //The Little Mermaid//, 1989, PG **Interference Point:** After Ariel is turned into a human by King Triton. **Result:** Four instances of SCP-3922-A arrest Prince Eric. They inform him that he has committed the great crime of Regicide against former Queen of the Ocean Ursula. Eric is subsequently hanged, drawn, and quartered, much to Ariel's horror. **Note:** //Between this movie and "The Purge", it would seem that the internal legality of a movie can not only prevent interferences but also change who would be targeted by SCP-3922-A instances. Ursula's contract was legally and magically binding as well as unbreakable even to the ruling monarch King Triton. Triton willingly sold his authority to Ursula to save Ariel. Ursula also never coerced or lied to anyone when discussing the terms of her contracts. So, for all intents and purposes, Ursula actions were [[[SCP-4703|perfectly legal]]] and in the clear.// - //Professor Mint// **Subject:** //Charlie and the Chocolate Factory//, 2005, PG **Interference Point:** After Mike Teevee is interviewed about finding his Golden Ticket. **Result:** The news announcer reports that the ☽☽☽ have issued a court summons to Mel Brooks. Mr. Bucket turns the T.V. off before any more details can be heard. Later, while the Oompa Loompa is channel surfing in Wonka's television room, the shot that originally showed a clip from the Oprah Winfrey show has been replaced with coverage of a courtroom. Director Tim Burton is testifying on the witness stand, saying "It was never meant as a remake." Instead of the usual endscreen, the message reads "Due to extraneous circumstances, our investigation of the OSHA violations depicted in this movie has been postponed." **Note:** //Could it be that he finally overstepped his bounds?// - Dr. Naismith **Subject**: //Primer//, 2004, PG-13 **Interference Point**: Final credits **Result**: No changes to the movie proper were noted. However, at the end of the final credits, the following text (not present in original version) appears: "We watched this eight times in a row and couldn't reach a consensus on what was happening, so we have decided it would be best not to get involved. ☽☽☽ " **Subject**: //The Blue Beetle//, 2023, PG-13 **Interference Point**: None **Result**: No changes were noted during screening, nor did an automated frame-by-frame comparison against a copy not exposed to SCP-3922 reveal any differences. **Note**: //Approximately four hours after the conclusion of this test, Dr. Naismith received an email purporting to be from a Three Moons Initiative staffer, apologizing for their absence during the test, which they claimed was caused by "getting this mixed up with all the other Marvel movies."// **Subject**: //Blade Runner//, 1982, R **Interference Point**: When Gaff confronts Deckard in the noodle bar. **Result**: Gaff is accompanied by six SCP-3922-A instances. They physically restrain Deckard and administer a Voight-Kampff test, which Deckard fails. He is arrested and taken into custody as a rogue replicant. The movie then cuts to a greatly abbreviated version of the original final credits. [[collapsible show="+ 5/2578 Clearance Required" hide="- encryption key accepted."]] **Subject**: Footage of [[[scp-2578|Incident 2578-1427]]], superimposed with a DPRK-style propaganda narration that paints SCP-2578's presence as an invasion, and depicting the termination of the DPRK personnel guarding SCP-1427 as an act of war against North Korea. **Interference Point**: Beginning of the film. **Result**: A title card appears stating: "☽☽☽ has determined that this film does not depict the entirety of the truth. Nevertheless, ☽☽☽ has decided to show this film in its entirety." A subtitle of "PROPAGANDA" appears for the entire duration of the original film. An extended sequence features SCP-3922-A instances initiating a military occupation of Pyongyang, where Kim Jong-un is executed by gunfire. The final title card is replaced by the text of the SCP-2578-C instance originally sent to Dr. Naismith. **Note**: //This request was approved by an O5 council vote of █ to █ in light of the ban on real-world footage, in order to ascertain how SCP-3922 would react to a film unequivocally depicting TMI as the villains. To shield the real world narrative from interference, no footage of Foundation locations or personnel was included in the original film.// [[/collapsible]] **Subject**: //Jaws//, 1975, PG **Interference Point**: After the flyer announcing the $3,000 bounty on the man-eating shark is displayed onscreen. **Result**: A squad of SCP-3922-A instances enter the mayor's office and serve him with an injunction from the Barnstable Superior Court[[footnote]] The county court of Barnstable County, Massachusetts, which covers Cape Cod and nearby islands. [[/footnote]] forbidding the town of Amity Island from offering a bounty on any great white shark, on the grounds that the great white shark is an endangered species. The remaining 74 minutes of the film depict the town's attempts to have the injunction overturned and the socioeconomic consequences of the collapse of the Amity Island tourist industry. **Subject:** Recording of a game of //Clue// played by SCP-3922 testing staff, 2024. The camera was angled so that the game board fills the shot, leaving the players offscreen except for their hands when moving their pieces. **Interference Point:** None. **Result:** No change from the original footage. **Subject:** Recording of a game of //Clue// played by SCP-3922 testing staff, 2024. Character dialogue based on the events of the game was recorded and added to the footage. **Interference Point:** Opening scene. **Result:** Immediately after the six dinner guests discover the corpse of their host Mr. Boddy, eight game pieces resembling SCP-3922-A instances are placed on the game board by a pair of hands wearing black tactical gloves. The SCP-3922-A pieces accuse Professor Plum of killing Mr. Boddy by blunt force trauma with a lead pipe in his study, to the shock of the other guests. Plum admits to the crime and begins to explain his motives when the SCP-3922-A pieces fire their weapons at the piece representing him, melting the plastic until it is unrecognisable. The SCP-3922-A pieces then use a device referred to as a “TACTICAL STORMCLOUD DEHYDRATOR” to clear the heavy rain trapping the now terrified guests in Boddy’s mansion and allow them to leave. **Subject:** [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkbIjuVZ_54 The Boiled One Phenomenon], (2024), Not Rated **Interference Point:** Entire video. **Result:** The entire video is replaced by a title card reading "FILM CONTAINS DANGEROUS COGNITOHAZARDS AND IS THEREFORE UNSAFE TO VIEW ☽☽☽" This remains for 2 minutes before the video ends abruptly. **Note:** //In spite of Phen-228 not being an actual anomaly, SCP-3922-A still treated it as such and redacted the entire video as a result. Maybe SCP-3922-A treats all anomalies, real or fictional, as threats by default? Further research necessary.// - Dr. Avenlee **Subject:** //Family Guy Seahorse Seashell Party//, October 2, 2011, TV-14+ **Interference Point:** After Meg calls out her family for their abuse of her. **Result:** SCP-3922-A instances come in through the door and arrest Peter and Lois for child abuse and neglect, declaring they are using anti-cutaway gag technology and that any attempt to escape is pointless. Peter remarks he is not ready to be raped and/or molested in prison. SCP-3922-A instances, confused and horrified, ask Peter what makes him think that will happen, at which point he lists various instances in which he has been subjected to sexual assault, referencing moments that occurred onscreen and offscreen. After thirty minutes of this, SCP-3922-A instances quickly assure him this will not happen and that he will be treated humanely. **Subject:** //Begotten//[[footnote]]An experimental silent horror film directed by E. Elias Merhige. Chosen specifically for its unconventional narrative which depicts the suicide of a robed figure (described as "God Killing Himself" in the credits), the resulting births of Mother Earth and the Son of Earth who set out on a journey across a barren landscape and a group of nomads who repeatedly assault the protagonists along the way.[[/footnote]], 1989, Not Rated **Interference Point:** The first scene in which the "God" disembowels and kills himself. **Result:** An SCP-3922-A instance enters the scene from the right and grabs the hand of God holding the blade before he can stab himself in the stomach. The instance then produces a written work titled //As A Man Tinketh//, a 1902 self-help book written by James Allen. The God appears indiffirent and promptly throws the book to the ground. He then whispers into the instance's ear, after which the instance steps back and looks at him, apparently too stunned to speak. The God then proceeds to stab himself and remove his innards. SCP-3922-A does not intervene. A woman (Mother Earth) later emerges from the God's remains and notices SCP-3922-A. [DATA EXPUNGED] while SCP-3922-A watches, again not intervening for unknown reasons. SCP-3922-A disappears from view after this, leaving Mother Earth to her own devices. The film continues to proceed as normal, with Mother Earth artificially inseminating herself and giving birth to a malformed man called Son of Earth. SCP-3922-A reappears after this, now carrying a minigun of indeterminate model. The trio set out on a journey across a barren landscape and come across a group of nomads along the road who try to attack them, but are repelled by SCP-3922-A's weapon. After walking for roughly an hour, the trio arrive at the edge of a forest. Mother Earth and Son of Earth enter the forrest, but SCP-3922-A does not follow and chooses to look after them until they disappear from sight completely. The instance then leaves the screen and the film ends. **Note:** Why the SCP-3922-A instance refused to prevent the God's suicide is unknown at this time. This is a rare case of SCP-3922-A allowing a crime to occur, although some have theorized SCP-3922-A did not consider the God's suicide an immoral act as it led to the birth of the story's protagonists. **Subject:** //skibidi toilet 74//, May 31, 2024 **Interference Point:** Moments before the "Alliance" is ambushed by a fleet of Astro Toilets. **Result:** As several large Astro Toilet ships warp in and ready to fire at the alliance, SCP-3922-A instances materialize in the form of 3 large sci-fi ships, quickly dropping a energy-like shield over the vulnerable alliance members. The toilet fleet engages in combat, causing moderate casualties to SCP-3922-A but are quickly slaughtered by a barrage of laser fire. The Mothership Astro Toilet lets out a infernal scream, calling in reinforcements as a large SCP-3922-A drone flies over to "Titan Cameraman", repairing him of all damage. Titan Cameraman then proceeds to charge towards the injured Mothership Toilet, whilst "Titan Speakerman" and "Titan TV Man" are also repaired and upgraded before agreeing to fight "G-Toilet". A climatic 7-minute long battle occurs, with the titans eventually prevailing. "☽☽☽ " is printed on the side of all titan upgrades supplied by SCP-3922-A. The POV changes to a montage of alliance members living peacefully, with a large energy shield notably present in the skybox alongside cheerful music. Human characters and models are also seen in the background. The camera changes again, showing Alexey Gerasimov(the series creator) being interrogated by SCP-3922-A instances. Gerasimov is questioned about his intentions for the series and its effects on children. Gerasimov is eventually dismissed, but is informed that the "Skibidi Bop" remix used is unlicensed. **Subject:** //AI Sponge Rehydrated// "[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-zqayvtazE&list=PLqoXvNtMJNUUL8OLX_H3avHCcUcaWXuD6 Jr. Jr. Jr. Jr. Jr. Jr.]" clip recording, April 5, 2024 **Interference Point:** When SpongeBob explains the nature of "Strokefest 22" to Mr. Krabs as a contest to see who can have the most strokes in one day. **Result:** Multiple SCP-3922-A instances appear on the scene as generic fish background characters in Three Moons uniforms and interrupt the characters' strokes,[[footnote]]Here, a "stroke" refers to a string of garbage noise made by a character when their AI voice glitches out, but is usually contextualized in-story as being an actual stroke suffered by the character.[[/footnote]] loading them into ambulances consistent with the designs of ambulances seen in the //SpongeBob SquarePants// source material. The segment then abruptly ends and is followed by a "Bikini Bottom News" segment labeled "<News> Strokefest 22 Interrupted" with "☽☽☽" listed as the storyboard director, where the following exchange occurs: > //The stream's "The Bikini Bottom News" intro plays.// > > **Perch Perkins:** Good evening, Bikini Bottom! This is Perch Perkins, bringing you the latest news from our underwater community. Tonight's top story: Strokefest 22 has been unexpectedly interrupted by members of the Three Moons Initiative. The event, known for its competitive stroke challenges, faced an abrupt halt due to the excessive strokes suffered by the-- > > **SpongeBob SquarePants:** Hi, Perch! You know, we were all just trying to see who could have the most strokes in a day. It was so much fun until some of us started getting really tired and dizzy. I just wanted to keep going, but I guess the Three Moons Initiative had other ideas. > > **Perch Perkins:** Thanks, SpongeBob. Next, we have Squidward Tentacles, another participant who seemed less enthusiastic about the event. > > **Squidward Tentacles:** //(loudly)// **OH, PLEASE. THIS WHOLE EVENT WAS A DISASTER WAITING TO HAPPEN. I KNEW FROM THE START THAT SNIFFING COCAINE JR. LIKE THIS WAS A TERRIBLE IDEA. I'M NOT SURPRISED IT GOT SHUT DOWN. MAYBE NOW I CAN GET SOME PEACE AND QUIET.** > > **Perch Perkins:** Noted, Squidward. Let's hope that your stay in rehab can help with your cocaine addiction. Now, let's turn to Plankton, who was also present at Strokefest 22. Plankton, what are your thoughts on the interruption? > > **Sheldon Plankton:** //(loudly)// **WELL, PERCH, I WAS JUST ABOUT TO UNVEIL MY NEWEST INVENTION DESIGNED TO HELP ME WIN THE CHALLENGE WHEN THOSE THREE MOONS INITIATIVE DO-GOODERS SHOWED UP!** //(deep inhale)// **RUINED EVERYTHING! I WAS SO CLOSE TO VICTORY!!!** //(produces a string of loud garbage noise)// > > **Perch Perkins:** Interesting perspective, Plankton. Lastly, we have an agent from the Three Moons Initiative. //(In the middle of his dialogue, Perch is flung violently against the back wall of the newsroom but is helped back onto his feet immediately by a different instance of SCP-3922-A. Perch's dialogue continues uninterrupted.)// Sir, can you tell us why you felt it necessary to interrupt Strokefest 22? > > **SCP-3922-A:** Thank you, Perch. Our primary concern is the health and safety of the participants. We observed that many competitors were experiencing extreme brain damage, fatigue and strain, which could lead to serious injuries. Our mission is to promote well-being, and we couldn't stand by and watch as the event escalated to dangerous levels. A stroke is a very serious condition, and we highly recommend seeking immediate medical attention for anyone who happens to suffer from one. > > **Perch Perkins:** Thank you for that explanation. It seems that while Strokefest 22 was meant to be a fun and competitive event, the intervention of the Three Moons Initiative was crucial in preventing potential harm. That’s all for now, folks. Stay safe and stay tuned for more updates. This is Perch Perkins, signing off. Average length for a line of dialogue should be 10-15 words, to fit -- Following the segment, an end card is displayed, similar to the "Fair Use" disclaimer displayed when the proprietary software for //AI Sponge Rehydrated// is launched, but with the addition of a "☽☽☽" sigil and the text "Any copyright takedowns of this parody content by Paramount Global (PMI) are a violation of fair use laws in the United States. You are watched. You are protected. You are loved." Analysis of the new dialogue shows that it was very likely generated through ChatGPT, like all other dialogue in the stream. Furthermore, while the //SpongeBob SquarePants// characters' voices were generated through AI voice models and demonstrated corresponding audio glitches, the voice of the SCP-3922-A instance sounded completely natural and was of quality consistent with normal, human-recorded voice acting. **Subject:** A YouTube playthrough of //The Legend of Zelda// (NES), Not Rated. **Interference Point:** In the cave where the old man gives Link a wooden sword. **Result:** Three instances of SCP-3922-A enter the cave and arrest the old man for attempting to give a child a weapon, and the sword is confiscated. One instance then proceeds to admit Link into a building resembling a US elementary school, where an instance of SCP-3922-A is giving a lesson on basic arithmetic. The rest of the playthrough is reminiscent of a 90s educational game, with slight mentions of Ganon being "tactically vaporised" by the ☽☽☽ Initiative. The video ends with the standard ☽☽☽ title card, but with the captions "STAY IN SCHOOL". **Note:** //I hope Link can extend his vocabulary beyond weird shouting noises after this.// - Dr. Markov **Subject:** //12 Angry Men//, 1957, not rated **Interference Point:** After a juror first lights a cigarette. **Result:** An SCP-3922-A instance enters the jury room and informs the jurors that smoking is not allowed in the courthouse. Juror #8 politely disagrees, pointing out that smoking in indoor workplaces will not be banned in New York until 2003. The SCP-3922-A instance apologizes for interrupting and leaves the room. **Subject:** "[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pwOg9Cxur2w Blood Capsules]", 2018, not rated. A music video (whose sole visual component is a still image of a 45rpm record in its decorative jacket) by The Mountain Goats, in which singer/instrumentalist John Darnielle tells a first-person narrative about a former professional wrestler who loses his job after he quits using steroids, burns through his savings, and decides to escape his debts by faking his death during a staged bank robbery - and realizes too late that the bank guards will not be aware of his plan, and will react to him with genuine violence. The song ends with the narrator waiting in line at the bank, before any confrontation can occur. **Interference Point**: None. **Result**: No changes from the original footage. **Subject:** "Blood Capsules" by the Mountain Goats, edited to remove the introduction in which John Darnielle specifies that he is a performer singing a song in a recording studio. **Interference Point:** End. **Result**: Several new verses are added, beginning with "In stroll a bunch of goons / they intercept the guards / they're all wearing three moons / they tell me life can sure be hard." The narrator describes how the instances of SCP-3922-A lead him from the bank and commend his integrity in having quit steroids; they also praise his creativity in terms of problem-solving, but point out that his violent death would have traumatized the bank employees and customers, and tell him that he should not avoid his debts. He thanks the instances for stopping him from making a terrible mistake, then emphasizes that the only profession for which he is qualified is wrestling: "This treatment's more than I deserve / Maybe I'm not a worthless slob / but like I said before / I can't work any other job" (referring to a line from the original lyrics: "I can't work any other job / this was my last and best idea"). In response, they offer him a position with the Three Moons Initiative. He accepts; the song ends with them taking him "to a glowing portal / I guess I'll never see this world again / but now I don't have to be mortal / I leave behind my life / and these / blood capsules." **Subject:** Video of John Darnielle singing "Blood Capsules" in front of a live audience, edited to remove any introduction. **Interference Point**: None. **Result**: No changes from the original footage. **Subject:** //No Country for Old Men//, 2007, R **Interference Point:** Beginning of film. **Result:** Film proceeds as a biographical film portraying the life and exploits of American frontiersman and folk hero John Chapman, better known as Johnny Appleseed, from his early childhood in Massachusetts to his death in Indiana in 1845. The film is notable for its extensive length and detail, with a recorded running time of 945 minutes (15 hours and 45 minutes); investigations into the accuracy of the events depicted by the film are currently ongoing. **Note:** Test was performed by Dr. King. **Subject:** //Ex Machina//, 2014, R. **Interference Point:** As Caleb Smith and Nathan Bateman arrive at Bateman's house. **Result:** As Bateman's helicopter lands, a large contingent of SCP-3922-A instances are waiting outside the front door. Their commander explains to Bateman that his house has been condemned for "flagrant, pervasive fire code violations," such as electronic door locks which lock shut in case of a power failure. Bateman attempts to convince the commander to let them into the house. When this proves fruitless, Bateman becomes verbally abusive, and finally attempts to punch the commander, who incapacitates him with a stun weapon. The commander orders a thorough search of the house, which reveals the presence of the androids Kyoko and Ava. Bateman is taken into custody, to be charged with assaulting an officer and false imprisonment of sapient entities. **Subject:** Full playthrough of Punch-Out!!, 2009, unrated. **Interference Point:** Title screen of the game. **Result:** An instance of SCP-3922-A manifests during the match against Glass Joe and tries to stop the fight under the argument that the main character, Little Mac, is 17 years old and not old enough to legally compete under the rules established by the Association of Boxing Commissions. The entity is, however, interrupted by the referee, who informs it that it is legal under the ruleset of the W.V.B.A.[[footnote]]The World Video Boxing Association is the fictional boxing association that sanctions the matches in the Punch-Out!! series of games[[/footnote]] alongside any other act that could be considered cheating in regular boxing. The SCP-3922-A instance is stunned by this revelation, but it reluctantly agrees to let the fights continue. The rest of the game plays out the same with the exception of the SCP-3922-A instance always being in the crowd, reacting with disappointment or worry any time an opponent performs a normally illegal move.[[footnote]]It reacts especially during the fights against Great Tiger, Aran Rayan and Donkey Kong[[/footnote]] **Note:** //As shown in previous tests like the Purge one and the Little Mermaid one, SCP-3922 seems to take special consideration of the internal legality of the narrative.// - Dr. Cuco **Subject:** Total Drama Island (full season), 2007, G. **Interference Point:** First episode. **Result:** Multiple SCP-3922-A instances manifest at the beginning of episode 2 before the contestants jump off a cliff into shark-infested waters. The instances point their energy weapons at the host, Chris McLean, claiming he is under arrest under charges of false advertisement and child endangerment. Despite this, McClean remains calm and pulls the contract all the contestants signed. The SCP-3922-A instances analyze the contract with a device labeled as a "TACTICAL LEGAL JARGON ANALYZER," which lights up green. The entities react negatively to this but decide to allow Chris to continue his show. Despite this, the characters of Duncan and Izzy are put under arrest for breaking out of a juvenile detention center and multiple charges of domestic terrorism, respectively. During the rest of the show, multiple SCP-3922-A instances can be seen in the background, which rush any character that receives a major injury to their own setup medical tent. An entity identified as a "TACTICAL CHILD PSYCHOLOGIST" is always seen in the tent. The character of Chris McLean routinely taunts the SCP-3922-A instances. Their only major involvement is in Episode 19, "Hook, Line and Screamer," where multiple SCP-3922-A instances arrest "The Killer with a Chainsaw and a Hook" at the beginning of the episode, letting the rest of the challenge go on normally. **Notes:** //I'm surprised they would let a character as evil as Chris McLean get away scot-free, but I guess those contracts really were airtight.// - Junior Researcher Pupa. **Subject:** [[[https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=IzKnKBzVG-M&pp=ygUJQ3VydC1IaXNz|Curt-Hiss: America's Friend, Pusher's Enemy]]], 1987, unrated. **Interference Point:** Just before Curt-Hiss sells drugs to Floaty. **Result:** Two low-quality puppets similar in appearance to SCP-3922-A entities appear and arrest Curt-Hiss for selling drugs. The two entities proceed to give Floaty a lecture on the dangers of drugs. The stage curtain then closes and opens to the two entities in front of an American flag; the entities proceed to rap and beatbox about the dangers of drugs. The final message is changed to "Just Say No. ☽☽☽" **Subject:** [[[https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cVrZGNYjih8&pp=ygUNU21vc2ggcm9iYmVyeQ%3D%3D|HOW TO SURVIVE A BURGLARY]]], 2014, unrated. **Interference Point:** Beginning of the video. **Result:** Sergeant Anous is replaced by an SCP-3922-A instance in a police uniform with a brown mustache. The rest of the video plays normally but with the anti-burglary tips being replaced with actually effective versions. Every tip shown is lethal in some way to the burglar. The SCP-3922-A instance says goodbye to the audience at the end of the video, repeating the Three Moons Initiative motto while sitting on top of the dead burglar. **Subject:** //Anomalous Materials and You! Dealing with Anomalous Waste in the Workplace//[[footnote]] A Foundation made training video for staff of Site-44. [[/footnote]], 2008 **Interference Point:** Just before "Researcher Bob" lifts the barrel containing SCP-████ byproduct. In the unaltered video, Bob drops the barrel and accidentally spills the contents on himself, demonstrating the importance of proper lifting technique when dealing with heavy objects. **Result:** An SCP-3922-A instance stops Bob and tells him he's been put on unpaid leave as punishment for showing up to work intoxicated. The video abruptly ends shortly afterwards. **Note:** //A later investigation found that Dr. █████, the actor playing Bob in the video, had an undeclared drug possession conviction which his DBS check failed to identify. Dr. █████ has since been reprimanded.// - Dr. Naismith //Can't believe these guys are narcs too. Such bullshit.// - Dr. █████ **Subject:** DOE's [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PuBWN4bdpd8 Shame on You] advert, 2014, R **Interference Point:** When the speeding driver goes off the road and hurtles through the bushes, toward a group of school children. **Result:** A large Bear Cat driven by SCP-3922-A instances suddenly dives in from off-screen and slams into the oncoming car, knocking it away from the assembled group of primary school children. Following this, an instance of SCP-3922-A angrily confront the teachers over their lack of response while the driver of the blue speeding car is pulled from the wreckage and arrested. Other SCP-3922-A instances check on the children, inspecting them for injuries while reminding them they can always avoid oncoming cars. The end of the PIF has all cars in Ireland and Northern Ireland confiscated by SCP-3922-A, with the following text: //"The ☽☽☽ Initiative applauds educating the public on the dangers of speeding, but this is excessive."// **Subject:** //Jaws: The Revenge//, June 20, 1975, PG **Interference Point:** During the first shark attack **Result:** SCP-3922-A instances capture the shark and conduct a voodoo ritual on it to "remove negative influences." **Subject:** Recording of a game of chess played by SCP-3922 testing staff, 2026. Character dialogue based on the events of the game was recorded and added to the footage. All instances of the pieces being moved by hand were removed. **Interference Point:** Halfway through the game. **Result:** 3 grey pieces similar in appearance to a combination of a Knight and a Bishop marked with the Three Moon insignia appeared in the middle of the board. The SCP-3922-A instances proclaim the end of the war and the beginning of peace. When a Rook tried capturing one of the SCP-3922-A instances, it was disintegrated by a laser emerging from one of the grey pieces. All further aggressive actions from either army ceased after that. The following 4 hours of footage showed a peace conference between the two Kings with the SCP-3922-A instances acting as mediators and the signing and ratifying of a peace treaty alongside the agreement of compensation for the losses caused during the game. **Subject**: A video made for testing purposes, consisting of four minutes of a 720x720 grid of randomly colored pixels. Each pixel on the grid changes to another random color each frame. The video opens with an automated voice stating “a crime is about to happen” and contains no other audio. **Interference point**: Beginning. **Result**: The initial statement is altered to “a crime is about to happen. The perpetrator will then be arrested by the Three Moons Initiative”. The video still consists of seemingly randomized pixels in the same manner as the original video. However, none of the frames in the altered video, including those shown during the initial statement, match any found in the original. The title card replaces the final frame. The altered video runs for three minutes. **Subject:** //SCP: The Three Crescents//[[footnote]]A suspiciously accurate, albeit cheaply-made, fanfic[[/footnote]], date unknown, no rating **Interference Point:** █████████ **Result:** Following a reverent hush and the admiring ‘oohs’ and ‘aahs’ of the cast, the film’s Three Crescent agents (obviously modeled off of SCP-3922-A) are peacefully escorted offscreen by all instances of SCP-3922-A but one; several shots of unknown weaponry are heard, accompanied by screams and expletives. The remainder of the film consists of the remaining instance █████, giving lectures on the dangers of SCPs-████, ████ and ████; and several tips and demonstrations of how to make high-quality fanfics. The end credits are replaced with the phrase “DON’T ☽☽☽ WITH US!" **Note:** //WHO FILMED THIS? [DATA EXPUNGED]// - O-5 **Addendum:** //It should be noted that all SCP’s depicted in the film were, thankfully, props, and pretty bad ones at that.// - Dr. Naismith **Addendum:** //Disciplinary measures have been taken to prevent anything like this happening again. We don’t want these guys to become our enemies. And the last thing we need is an SCP-682 or SCP-096 in the custody of or fighting the Three Crescent people, even if it’s a crappy version of SCP-682 or SCP-096.// - Dr. Naismith