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[[>]] [[module Rate]] [[/>]] **Item #:** SCP-4033 **Object Class:** Safe **Special Containment Procedures:** SCP-4033 is currently held at Site-██ in a padlocked glass container. When handling the object, 0.5 centimetre rubber gloves are to be worn at all times. --No direct contact with SCP-4033 is permitted unless conducting a test.-- No more tests including SCP-4033 are to be conducted under order from the Site Director. **Description:** SCP-4033 is a Cadbury's Crème Egg that cannot be cracked, melted, eaten or damaged in any other way. If a subject touches SCP-4033 through skin contact, the subject will hear a voice. No others have reported hearing the voice, hereby referred to as SCP-4033-1. SCP-4033-1 has been reported to have a noticeable lisp and resembles a child's TV show mascot. When activated, SCP-4033-1 will say: '//Hooray! You want to join in my Easter Egg hunt! I see you've found the first one already, so hurry on! Time is of the essence!//' A painted egg will then appear somewhere in a ten-metre radius of the subject, often found in simple hiding places, such as on a shelf, or behind another object. If a subject collects this egg, another egg (hereby referred to as instances of SCP-4033-2) will appear under the same conditions of the first. If a subject other than the one that initiated the "hunt" touches an instance of SCP-4033-2 or SCP-4033 itself, it will burn their fingers, causing them to instinctively drop it. SCP-4033-1 will then say: '//No! You're not part of this hunt! Put that down!//' There are twelve instances of SCP-4033-2 in one "hunt", and subjects are allocated ten minutes to collect all of these instances in order to "win". When the "hunt" is over, all collected instances of SCP-4033-2 will spontaneously disappear. If the subject "wins" , SCP-4033-1 will say: '//Yay! Yay! Yay! You found them all! That means you get the GRAND PRIZE!//' The "winning" subject will then fall unconscious. Medical examination of these subjects reveals that their stomachs are anomalously filled with a substance very similar to Cadbury's chocolate. While all winners have become severely ill and reported extreme pain, none have died. If the subject "loses", SCP-4033-1 will say: '//Oh no... You didn't get all the eggs. Oh well, don't worry! You get the runner-up prize!//' The subject will then undergo severe brain trauma and physical distress, while still remaining conscious. They will retain basic motor functions and the ability to vocalise, but will die approximately 2 minutes later. Autopsies have revealed these subjects to have a [DATA EXPUNGED] in their brains. Only one full interview has been successfully carried out with SCP-4033-1; following Incident-4033-A, no more interviews are to be conducted. **Discovery:** Local Agents situated in ██████, █████ were alerted to 3 mortalities in ██████ Hospital, all dead were found to have [EXPUNGED] in their brains. SCP-4033 was found in the house of a local artist, who was found in extreme distress. They were later found to have a substance resembling chocolate in their stomach. Agent ███ touched SCP-4033 and successfully completed the "hunt". Foundation backup arrived on scene and retrieved the Agents and SCP-4033. **Addendum 4033-A:** > **Interviewed:** SCP-4033-1 > > **Interviewer:** D-89667 > > **Notes:** D-89667 was ordered to memorise a list of three questions to ask SCP-4033-1. > > **<Begin log>** > > //D-89667 picks up SCP-4033 with his bare hands.// > > **SCP-4033-1:** //Hooray! You want to join in my Easter Egg hunt! I see you've found the first one already, so hurry on! Time is of the essence!// > > **D-89667:** All right. What's your name? > > **SCP-4033-1:** //Wh-what? That's not important now, you've gotta find the eggs!// > > **D-89667:** No, I need to know. Seriously, what's your name? > > **SCP-4033-1:** //My name? Well, you already know! I'm the Easter Bunny!// > > **D-89667:** No, your //real// name. Like, Bob or something. > > **SCP-4033-1:** //Easter bunny. That... is... my real... name. Right? Yeah... Yeah...// > > **D-89667:** Okay, I'll come back to that. What was the second question... Where are you? > > **SCP-4033-1:** //Where am I? Why, I'm right behind... you.// > > //SCP-4033-1's voice becomes noticeably gruffer, its lisp is gone.// > > **SCP-4033-1:** Hey, where the hell am I? > > **D-89667:** Yeah, that's what //I// want to know! > > **SCP-4033-1:** It-it was you. You did this to me. I //know it.// > > **D-89667:** Hey, no, I didn't do it! > > //D-89667 starts to visibly panic.// > > **SCP-4033-1:** I know you did... > > **D-89667:** No! No! I know what happens to fucking D-class like me! //Don't kill me!// > > **SCP-4033-1:** You... did it. > > **D-89667:** No! I didn't! Don't do it! //Please!// > > **SCP-4033-1:** Get the eggs. That's what you do. You bastard... > > **D-89667:** Okay! Yes! Jesus. > > **SCP-4033-1:** Why... I'm Easter... Hop, hop, hop. > > //D-89667 collects all instances of SCP-4033-2 and subsequently falls unconscious.// > > **<End log>** > > **Closing Statement:** D-89667 was later reprimanded for failure to carry out his orders. **Incident 4033-A:** > **Interviewed:** SCP-4033-1 > > **Interviewer:** D-89668 > > **Notes:** Shortly after the initial interview, an attempt to further establish the origins of SCP-4033-1 and its physical state was made. D-89668 was ordered to memorise a list of three questions to ask it. > > **<Begin log>** > > //D-89668 picks up SCP-4033 with his bare hands.// > > **SCP-4033-1:** No... > > **D-89668:** What is your name? > > **SCP-4033-1:** No... I have no name. > > **D-89668:** Just tell me your name. I know you have one. Please make this easy for me. > > **SCP-4033-1:** You took it from me... and put me here. > > **D-89668:** Well, no I didn't, but on that note, where are you? > > //SCP-4033-1 does not respond for 2 minutes.// > > **SCP-4033-1:** Put me here and left me. > > **D-89668:** Wait, what did you say? "Put me and left"? > > //SCP-4033-1 does not respond for 2 minutes.// > > **D-89668:** Are you still there? > > //SCP-4033-1 does not respond for a further minute.// > > **D-89668:** Hello? SCP-4033-1? > > //SCP-4033-1 does not respond for 2 minutes.// > > **SCP-4033-1:** You want to know? The truth is, I don't know... I'm the Easter Bunny... I got nowhere to hop to. > > **D-89668:** You don't- > > //The allocated ten minutes to complete the "hunt" expires, and D-89668 falls to the floor in extreme distress. Agents watching over the test drag him away.// > > **<End log>** > > **Closing Statement:** D-89668 died two minutes after. An autopsy on him revealed that he had a [EXPUNGED] in his brain. [[footnoteblock]] [[div class="footer-wikiwalk-nav"]] [[=]] << [[[SCP-4032]]] | SCP-4033 | [[[SCP-4034]]] >> [[/=]] [[/div]] [[include :scp-wiki:component:license-box]] [[include :scp-wiki:component:license-box-end]]