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[[module CSS]] .addendum { border:solid 2px #999999; background:#F5F5F5; width:84%; padding:1px 15px; margin: 10px auto; } [[/module]] [[>]] [[module Rate]] [[/>]] [[include :scp-wiki:component:anomaly-class-bar-source |item-number= SCP-4214 |clearance= 2 |container-class= safe |secondary-class= none |disruption-class= dark |risk-class= notice ]] ---- **Special Containment Procedures:** SCP-4214 is currently stored in the Foundation database, along with several digital copies. --Foundation webcrawlers are to delete any instances of SCP-4214 found on the Internet.-- No other copies of SCP-4214 exist outside the Foundation database. No further containment procedures have been deemed necessary at this time. **Description:** SCP-4214 is a digital image file depicting a muscular humanoid presenting what is believed to be a sealed container in its raised right hand. The image carries mild cognitohazardous properties, which manifest as a form of selective aphasia[[footnote]] Medical disorder that affects an individual's ability to communicate. [[/footnote]] when its entirety is observed by a sapient entity. This effect is also carried over to any physical copies of the image. SCP-4214's cognitohazardous effects cease within 12 hours, and have not been noted to leave affected individuals with any harmful secondary effects. **Addendum 4214.01: Recovered Chat Logs** Foundation webcrawlers discovered and recorded chat logs believed to be relevant to SCP-4214 from a GoI-5869 (“Gamers Against Weed”) chat room, attached below. [[div class="addendum"]] ---- [[=]] «BEGIN LOG» [[/=]] ---- **##lightseagreen|NunwithaGun:##** so that's like 43gb gone in total **##lightseagreen|NunwithaGun:##** jesus is very unhappy with me today **##orange|teemo:##** clearly **##forestgreen|also_alia:##** yall i got some real funny shit up my sleeve **##orange|teemo:##** go on **##forestgreen|also_alia:##** remember the hugh morganson guy? **##forestgreen|also_alia:##** the one who attempted to clown on us? **##forestgreen|also_alia:##** apparently he's doing an anart commission rn, idk for who **##orange|teemo:##** ok, and? **##forestgreen|also_alia:##** its supposed to make people talk about whatever sorta product the client wants on it idk **##forestgreen|also_alia:##** so i snuck in smthn of my own >:) **##orange|teemo:##** what does it do? **##forestgreen|also_alia:##** not much difference tbh, it does make people talk when they see it **##forestgreen|also_alia:##** fucks with their speech tho, so only gibberish comes out lol **##forestgreen|also_alia:##** "oh yeah i love this company's djajadjf it's real tjeqcvio mmmm yeah baby" **##orange|teemo:##** lmao **##lightseagreen|NunwithaGun:##** lmao **##purple|lesbian_gengar:##** **##forestgreen|@also_alia##** i'm not sure it's a good idea to sabotage a commission like that. much more for an unknown client. **##forestgreen|also_alia:##** itll be fine **##forestgreen|also_alia:##** shit wears off in a few hours **##forestgreen|also_alia:##** client cant possibly be anyone big, hugh belongs to the niche of the niche lol **##orange|teemo:##** finally, the perfect --murder-- troll **##forestgreen|also_alia:##** plus you know how well i can cover me tracks **##lightseagreen|NunwithaGun:##** we do just a lil bit of trolling **##purple|lesbian_gengar:##** ok fair it is sorta funny. **##purple|lesbian_gengar:##** still a bit dickish imo, sabotaging paid commissions. **##forestgreen|also_alia:##** ye but this is senor hugh the nft fanboy were talking about **##forestgreen|also_alia:##** its like those monkes are his muse or smthn **##forestgreen|also_alia:##** and his commissions go for what, 50 dollars a pop? **##forestgreen|also_alia:##** what sorta dumbass goes for a 50 dollar advertisement? lmao ---- [[=]] «END LOG» [[/=]] ---- [[/div]] [[div class="addendum"]] ---- [[=]] «BEGIN LOG» [[/=]] ---- **##blue|big_floppo:##** i'm not a furry but having a fursona would actually be great **##purple|lesbian_gengar:##** lol **dado:** hello friends who not liking the weed **##forestgreen|also_alia:##** ?? **##blue|big_floppo:##** wtf **##purple|lesbian_gengar:##** **##grey|@bones##** [[=]] **dado** was kicked by **##grey|bones##**. [[/=]] **##purple|lesbian_gengar:##** thanks, bones **##blue|big_floppo:##** what do you even call bird furries? birdies? **dado:** hello one more time yes dado come in peace, anti weed gamer friends **##orange|teemo:##** idk lol [[=]] **dado** was banned by **##grey|bones##**. [[/=]] **##grey|bones:##** I've deleted all invites for now. Sorry for the inconvenience. **##orange|teemo:##** would it be called a birdsona instead then? **##orange|teemo:##** o7 **##blue|big_floppo:##** o7 **##red|le_binganimus:##** o7 **dado:** dado is here to looking fora gamer **dado:** u can trust dado yes **##red|le_binganimus:##** what do people call reptile furries then **##purple|lesbian_gengar:##** how the fuck. **##blue|big_floppo:##** scalies **##purple|lesbian_gengar:##** there aren't even any invites anymore how are you here. **dado:** no invitation is not problem for dado **dado:** dado promises to leave after business finish **##orange|teemo:##** pray tell, ##blue|**@big_floppo**##, how do you know that? **##purple|lesbian_gengar:##** who are you looking for. **##blue|big_floppo:##** i plead the fifth **##blue|big_floppo:##** did you know that by technicality all bird furries are also scalies **dado:** dado has no names but dado knows gamer added funny to dado fifty dollar commission **##purple|lesbian_gengar:##** **##forestgreen|@also_alia##** what did i tell you. **##red|le_binganimus:##** ##blue|**@big_floppo**## no. stop that **##forestgreen|also_alia:##** bruh **##forestgreen|also_alia:##** **@dado** ok look, im sorry, ill reimburse you **##forestgreen|also_alia:##** dm me your bank number, crypto wallet id, whatevs and ill send over the money **dado:** dado does not accept funny money, dado is serious businessman **##forestgreen|also_alia:##** im paying you in usd?? **dado:** dado said what dado said **##forestgreen|also_alia:##** what **##orange|teemo:##** usd funny money lmao **##red|le_binganimus:##** usd funnies **dado:** donot worry alia gamer, dado is not angry but more impres by quality, dado considers alia gamer funny as fine improvement yes **##forestgreen|also_alia:##** thanks?? **dado:** dado was not have high expectation for mister r we cool hugh, he draw dado not detail or accurate enough dado thinks **dado:** is not easy to find the fine artist yes? **##forestgreen|also_alia:##** so what do you want from me **dado:** dado would like discuss for working with alia artist gamer to make new commission **##red|le_binganimus:##** gamer moment **##forestgreen|also_alia:##** i mean, sure i can make smthn for you **##forestgreen|also_alia:##** its the least i could do **dado:** very nice alia gamer **##forestgreen|also_alia:##** whatre you gonna do with the old commission tho **dado:** dado does not want old commission so dado has sent it to alia gamer for they to decide what do for they self **##forestgreen|also_alia:##** oh lol i know what to do with this **##forestgreen|also_alia:##** so what's the job **@dado**? **dado:** before dado continue with detail of commission dado will make chat secure yes? ---- [[=]] «END LOG» [[/=]] ---- **Note:** Webcrawler present in the chat room during the above exchange was forcibly ejected despite there being no indication of detection by GoI-5869, with the following error message. > **Error {{420 (new gamer friend tell dado to put the four twenty)}}:** dado latest product not for es see pee eyes yet pls be the patient Attempts to access the aforementioned chat room have failed thus far. [[/div]] **Addendum 4214.02: Discovery** SCP-4214 was recovered from a gift-wrapped box mailed to Site-39. The contents of the box included a non-anomalous USB drive containing SCP-4214, as well as a non-anomalous loudspeaker that played audio of the entire 2007 Bee Movie in its entirety on loop when opened. [[collapsible show="+ Open Testing Log 4214.01" hide="- Close Testing Log 4214.01"]] [[div class="addendum"]] ---- [[=]] «BEGIN LOG» [[/=]] ---- //[D-24601 sits in front of a monitor in a testing chamber. Dr. Carter oversees the test from the adjacent control room.]// **CARTER:** For this one, we just need you to look at the image on the monitor and describe it as best you can. **D-24601:** Sure thing. //[SCP-4214 is displayed on the monitor.]// **D-24601:** Huh. Funky-looking art. Looks like a jibbly keggle to me. **CARTER:** Could y-- //[Dr. Carter stares at D-24601 through the observation window. He is visibly confused.]// **CARTER:** Sorry, come again? **D-24601:** A jibbly keggle, you know? Like uh, a scrimblo bimblo, a shbabbly shwobbly, uh... Perhaps a lorex unnu? **CARTER:** D-24601, please take this seriously. Once again, please describe SCP-4214. **D-24601:** But I have! It's a baba booey holding a small twiggo pinga. The iccum boccum really brings it all together, if I may add. The guncrow wiggowienny looks sorta wonky, though. //[Dr. Carter continues to stare at D-24601. He pinches the bridge of his nose and sighs.]// **CARTER:** Alright. I think I understand what's going on here. Thank you for your cooperation, D-24601. ---- [[=]] «END LOG» [[/=]] ---- [[/div]] [[/collapsible]] **Addendum 4214.03: Update 20/05/2021** Following their voluntary exposure to SCP-4214, a non-anomalous portrayal of the image has been created by D-24601, as attached below. [[collapsible show="+ Open Attachment 4214.jpg" hide="- Close Attachment 4214.jpg"]] [[=image https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/844829085364256778/919263221913890916/20210520_012036_HDR.png]] [[/collapsible]]