SCP-4214

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|item-number= SCP-4214
|clearance= 2
|container-class= safe
|secondary-class= none
|disruption-class= dark
|risk-class= notice
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**Special Containment Procedures:** SCP-4214 is currently stored in the Foundation database, along with several digital copies. --Foundation webcrawlers are to delete any instances of SCP-4214 found on the Internet.-- No other copies of SCP-4214 exist outside the Foundation database.

No further containment procedures have been deemed necessary at this time.

**Description:** SCP-4214 is a digital image file depicting a muscular humanoid presenting what is believed to be a sealed container in its raised right hand. The image carries mild cognitohazardous properties, which manifest as a form of selective aphasia[[footnote]] Medical disorder that affects an individual's ability to communicate. [[/footnote]] when its entirety is observed by a sapient entity. This effect is also carried over to any physical copies of the image. 

SCP-4214's cognitohazardous effects cease within 12 hours, and have not been noted to leave affected individuals with any harmful secondary effects. 

**Addendum 4214.01: Recovered Chat Logs**

Foundation webcrawlers discovered and recorded chat logs believed to be relevant to SCP-4214 from a GoI-5869 (“Gamers Against Weed”) chat room, attached below.

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«BEGIN LOG»
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**##lightseagreen|NunwithaGun:##** so that's like 43gb gone in total
**##lightseagreen|NunwithaGun:##** jesus is very unhappy with me today
**##orange|teemo:##** clearly
**##forestgreen|also_alia:##** yall i got some real funny shit up my sleeve
**##orange|teemo:##** go on
**##forestgreen|also_alia:##** remember the hugh morganson guy?
**##forestgreen|also_alia:##** the one who attempted to clown on us?
**##forestgreen|also_alia:##** apparently he's doing an anart commission rn, idk for who
**##orange|teemo:##** ok, and?
**##forestgreen|also_alia:##** its supposed to make people talk about whatever sorta product the client wants on it idk
**##forestgreen|also_alia:##** so i snuck in smthn of my own >:)
**##orange|teemo:##** what does it do?
**##forestgreen|also_alia:##** not much difference tbh, it does make people talk when they see it
**##forestgreen|also_alia:##**  fucks with their speech tho, so only gibberish comes out lol
**##forestgreen|also_alia:##**  "oh yeah i love this company's djajadjf it's real tjeqcvio mmmm yeah baby"
**##orange|teemo:##** lmao
**##lightseagreen|NunwithaGun:##** lmao
**##purple|lesbian_gengar:##** **##forestgreen|@also_alia##** i'm not sure it's a good idea to sabotage a commission like that. much more for an unknown client.
**##forestgreen|also_alia:##** itll be fine 
**##forestgreen|also_alia:##** shit wears off in a few hours
**##forestgreen|also_alia:##** client cant possibly be anyone big, hugh belongs to the niche of the niche lol
**##orange|teemo:##** finally, the perfect --murder-- troll
**##forestgreen|also_alia:##** plus you know how well i can cover me tracks 
**##lightseagreen|NunwithaGun:##** we do just a lil bit of trolling
**##purple|lesbian_gengar:##** ok fair it is sorta funny.
**##purple|lesbian_gengar:##** still a bit dickish imo, sabotaging paid commissions.
**##forestgreen|also_alia:##** ye but this is senor hugh the nft fanboy were talking about
**##forestgreen|also_alia:##** its like those monkes are his muse or smthn
**##forestgreen|also_alia:##** and his commissions go for what, 50 dollars a pop?
**##forestgreen|also_alia:##** what sorta dumbass goes for a 50 dollar advertisement? lmao
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**##blue|big_floppo:##** i'm not a furry but having a fursona would actually be great
**##purple|lesbian_gengar:##** lol
**dado:** hello friends who not liking the weed
**##forestgreen|also_alia:##** ??
**##blue|big_floppo:##** wtf
**##purple|lesbian_gengar:##** **##grey|@bones##**
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**dado** was kicked by **##grey|bones##**. 
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 **##purple|lesbian_gengar:##** thanks, bones
**##blue|big_floppo:##** what do you even call bird furries? birdies? 
**dado:** hello one more time yes dado come in peace, anti weed gamer friends
**##orange|teemo:##** idk lol
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**dado** was banned by **##grey|bones##**. 
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**##grey|bones:##** I've deleted all invites for now. Sorry for the inconvenience.
**##orange|teemo:##** would it be called a birdsona instead then?
**##orange|teemo:##** o7
**##blue|big_floppo:##** o7
 **##red|le_binganimus:##** o7
**dado:** dado is here to looking fora gamer 
**dado:** u can trust dado yes
 **##red|le_binganimus:##** what do people call reptile furries then
 **##purple|lesbian_gengar:##** how the fuck.
**##blue|big_floppo:##** scalies
 **##purple|lesbian_gengar:##** there aren't even any invites anymore how are you here.
**dado:** no invitation is not problem for dado
**dado:** dado promises to leave after business finish
**##orange|teemo:##** pray tell, ##blue|**@big_floppo**##, how do you know that?
 **##purple|lesbian_gengar:##** who are you looking for.
**##blue|big_floppo:##** i plead the fifth
**##blue|big_floppo:##** did you know that by technicality all bird furries are also scalies
**dado:** dado has no names but dado knows gamer added funny to dado fifty dollar commission
 **##purple|lesbian_gengar:##** **##forestgreen|@also_alia##** what did i tell you.
 **##red|le_binganimus:##** ##blue|**@big_floppo**## no. stop that
**##forestgreen|also_alia:##** bruh
**##forestgreen|also_alia:##** **@dado** ok look, im sorry, ill reimburse you 
**##forestgreen|also_alia:##** dm me your bank number, crypto wallet id, whatevs and ill send over the money
**dado:** dado does not accept funny money, dado is serious businessman
**##forestgreen|also_alia:##** im paying you in usd??
**dado:** dado said what dado said
**##forestgreen|also_alia:##** what
**##orange|teemo:##** usd funny money lmao
**##red|le_binganimus:##** usd funnies
**dado:** donot worry alia gamer, dado is not angry but more impres by quality, dado considers alia gamer funny as fine improvement yes
**##forestgreen|also_alia:##** thanks??
**dado:** dado was not have high expectation for mister r we cool hugh, he draw dado not detail or accurate enough dado thinks
**dado:** is not easy to find the fine artist yes?
**##forestgreen|also_alia:##** so what do you want from me
**dado:** dado would like discuss for working with alia artist gamer to make new commission
 **##red|le_binganimus:##** gamer moment
**##forestgreen|also_alia:##** i mean, sure i can make smthn for you
**##forestgreen|also_alia:##** its the least i could do
**dado:** very nice alia gamer 
**##forestgreen|also_alia:##** whatre you gonna do with the old commission tho
**dado:** dado does not want old commission so dado has sent it to alia gamer for they to decide what do for they self
**##forestgreen|also_alia:##** oh lol i know what to do with this
**##forestgreen|also_alia:##** so what's the job **@dado**?
**dado:** before dado continue with detail of commission dado will make chat secure yes?
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«END LOG»
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**Note:** Webcrawler present in the chat room during the above exchange was forcibly ejected despite there being no indication of detection by GoI-5869, with the following error message.

> **Error {{420 (new gamer friend tell dado to put the four twenty)}}:** dado latest product not for es see pee eyes yet pls be the patient

 Attempts to access the aforementioned chat room have failed thus far.
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**Addendum 4214.02: Discovery**

SCP-4214 was recovered from a gift-wrapped box mailed to Site-39. The contents of the box included a non-anomalous USB drive containing SCP-4214, as well as a non-anomalous loudspeaker that played audio of the entire 2007 Bee Movie in its entirety on loop when opened.

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//[D-24601 sits in front of a monitor in a testing chamber. Dr. Carter oversees the test from the adjacent control room.]//

**CARTER:** For this one, we just need you to look at the image on the monitor and describe it as best you can. 

**D-24601:** Sure thing.

//[SCP-4214 is displayed on the monitor.]//

**D-24601:** Huh. Funky-looking art. Looks like a jibbly keggle to me.

**CARTER:** Could y-- 

//[Dr. Carter stares at D-24601 through the observation window. He is visibly confused.]//

**CARTER:** Sorry, come again?

**D-24601:** A jibbly keggle, you know? Like uh, a scrimblo bimblo, a shbabbly shwobbly, uh... Perhaps a lorex unnu?

**CARTER:** D-24601, please take this seriously. Once again, please describe SCP-4214.

**D-24601:** But I have! It's a baba booey holding a small twiggo pinga. The iccum boccum really brings it all together, if I may add. The guncrow wiggowienny looks sorta wonky, though.

//[Dr. Carter continues to stare at D-24601. He pinches the bridge of his nose and sighs.]//

**CARTER:** Alright. I think I understand what's going on here. Thank you for your cooperation, D-24601.
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**Addendum 4214.03: Update 20/05/2021**

Following their voluntary exposure to SCP-4214, a non-anomalous portrayal of the image has been created by D-24601, as attached below.


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