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[[>]] [[module Rate]] [[/>]] [[include component:image-block name=bowieknife| caption=SCP-4337 ]] **Item #:** SCP-4337 **Object Class:** --Thaumiel-- Safe **Special Containment Procedures:** SCP-4337 is to be stored in a standard containment locker at Site-59. Testing through Procedure 10-Inti may be carried out through an application to the site director, Dr. Lisle Naismith. Blank applications may be found at the Site-59 safe wing receptionist's desk. Test subjects may only be pulled from available D-class personnel that have been scheduled for termination. **Description:** SCP-4337 is a fixed-blade combat knife, 38 cm in length. A sand-engraved decal of three crescent moons is present on either side of the blade. Through Procedure 10-Inti, SCP-4337 can cause an e-mailed form letter to appear in the inbox of the surviving participant after two hours. Due to the triple-crescent motif being analogous to other objects in Foundation custody (including [[[SCP-3319]]] and [[[SCP-3922]]]), the message is believed to be extradimensional in origin. **Recovery Log:** On 12/21/2018, the location of the original instance of SCP-4337 was relayed to the Foundation in an e-mail from [[[SCP-2578]]]-D, on the grounds that the object's original owners were "senile cultists" that had been "using the device to make libelous claims." SCP-4337 was recovered by Foundation Agents in a house in ██████████, Missouri. All three residents had been shot from orbit by SCP-2578-D ten hours prior to discovery; their bodies had not yet been found by local authorities. Seven adult corpses were discovered in the basement; cause of death had been sharp force trauma to the heart. Documents recovered alongside SCP-4337 led to the formation of Procedure 10-Inti: # One D-class subject ("Participant") is to be given a question by a second party ("Celebrant") # Immediately after, the celebrant is to stab the participant in the heart. The resulting message will attempt to answer the question. **Test Log (entry 1 of 1):** **Participant:** D-59932 **Celebrant:** Researcher Paulsen **Question:** "How do we neutralize SCP-████?" **Response:** > +++ ☽☽☽ > > Dear [**PAULSEN/CATHERINE_KENT**] of [**EARTH_2N**] > > Hello, my name is [%fieldvarC], and I'll be handling your support ticket today. This ticket's case number is [**HHF_581375AAJ_Ø**]. If you are not in possession of a Support Ticket Beacon, please use the Support Blade to request one. > > Your request has been gleaned and processed from the premortem memories of [███████/████████_██████]. Here at ☽☽☽, we receive over 50,000 requests an hour, but the Great Weaver keeps us on our toes to answer every one. Glory to JALAKÅRA! > > We are [**ANNOYED**] to hear about this problem, which can [**NOT_AND_SHOULD_NOT**] be solved on your own, so we'll [**CONSIDER_FURTHER_ACTION**]. > > Suggested actions: >> [%fieldvarI] >> [**AWAIT_INSTRUCTIONS/EST_WAITTIME=400y5mo13d5h10m**] >> [%fieldvarK] >> [%fieldvarL] > > Further review of this support ticket may result in [ %fieldvarM ]. > > The deceased sacrificial participant, [███████/████████_██████], has been relegated to Class-[**H**] afterlife conditions with an option for [**APPEAL_HEARING**] in [%fieldvarQ] years. > > +++ You Are Watched • You Are Protected • You Are Loved **Addendum - Object Class:** //Thaumiel classification revoked with vehemence. 10-Inti testing is heretofore relegated **only** to low-priority questions.// - Director Naismith [[footnoteblock]] [[div class="footer-wikiwalk-nav"]] [[=]] << [[[SCP-4336]]] | SCP-4337 | [[[SCP-4338]]] >> [[/=]] [[/div]]