SCP-4707

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    A live video feed of SCP-4707's neural network.
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<span class="bold">Item #:</span> SCP-4707
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<span class="bold">Object Class:</span> <span id="object-class">Safe</span>
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<span class="bold">Special Containment Procedures:</span> SCP-4707 is to be contained inside of this SSL encrypted document, and an advanced deep learning anti-virus has been deployed to counteract other instances of SCP-4707. No further testing is authorized should SCP-4707 accidentally be released. Access Level 5 is needed to access this document. Under no circumstances is this document to be accessed.
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<span class="bold">Description:</span> SCP-4707, designated R.E.A.D.
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R - Reactive
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E - Edificated
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A - Automated
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D - Distributed Application
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<span class="bold">SCP-4707 is to be classified as Safe<sup class="tooltip">?</sup><div class="tooltip-text">Despite still in the process of being contained.</div> due to no possible method of escape being confirmed by access level.</span>
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SCP-4707 is a computer virus originating from an anonymous post on 4chan in the year 2███. SCP-4707 is commonly known as a "Neural Trojan Horse". SCP-4707 has been observed to transmit itself through non-SSL encrypted webpages. The perceived main goal of SCP-4707 is to navigate to news/social media websites and encourage the users on the page to view the website for a longer period of time. This, in turn, gives the website more advertisement revenue. SCP-4707 then siphons the backend revenue and transmits it to an Ethereum wallet believed to be owned by Envelope Logistics®. SCP-4707 also attempts to find the email registered with the domain, backtrace any bank accounts using this email, and run a concentrated dictionary attack in order to gain access to it. All funds inside said bank account will be transferred to the Ethereum wallet as well.
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SCP-4707's anomalous effect is administered via cognitohazardous "alert dialogs"<sup class="tooltip">?</sup><div class="tooltip-text">Popup messages commonly used to display important messages for the user.</div>. If the user continuously sees these anomalous alert dialogs within sixty (60) seconds of each other, they will be completely immersed in browsing the website. If these alert dialogs cease to appear<sup class="tooltip">?</sup><div class="tooltip-text">By either SCP-4707's choice, or the user navigating to a non-SCP-4707 infected page.</div>, the user will eventually lose interest in the World Wide Web and their brain functions will return to normal.
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The predicted likelihood of SCP-4707 gaining access to any bank accounts can be represented by the following formula<sup class="tooltip">?</sup><div class="tooltip-text">With 'x' resulting in the likelyhood.</div>.
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  <div class="top">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;1</div>
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  <div class="bottom">&nbsp;3,093,584,102</div>
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Formula based on data collected from experimental studies about bank security and businesses.
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SCP-4707 has been known in some instances to generate content<sup class="tooltip">?</sup><div class="tooltip-text">Content which is made specifically to encourage affected users to read more, and to draw them to intended areas.</div> for the user, usually in the form of text. On even more rare occasions, SCP-4707 will generate fake "news" articles; when clicked on, these links will lead to an article held by an entity outside of the Foundation.
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In order to conceal itself, SCP-4707 hides as an embedded page located in the shadow DOM of scrollbar elements. Usually, multiple copies of SCP-4707 are hidden per page, they communicate to each other via the browser console<sup class="tooltip">!</sup><div class="tooltip-text" style="background-color: rgba(255, 0, 0, 0.5); box-shadow: 0px 0px 5px 5px rgba(255, 0, 0, 0.5);">Accessible in most desktop browsers by right clicking anywhere on the page, selecting "Inspect Element", and clicking on the "Console" tab at the top of the menu that opens.</div> in order to avoid detection.
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All known side effects of viewing SCP-4707 infected pages:
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  <li>Itching located under the nose.</li>
  <li>An uncontrollable desire to engage with the content.</li>
  <li>Dry eyes.</li>
  <li>Extreme hunger.</li>
  <li class="bold">READ</li>
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List of previously/currently infected websites<sup class="tooltip">?</sup><div class="tooltip-text">In order of infection. Crossed out items have had SCP-4707 successfully purged from their website.</div>:
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  <li>4chan</li>
  <li class="cross-out">Reddit</li>
  <li class="cross-out">YouTube</li>
  <li class="cross-out">Facebook</li>
  <li>Vox Media</li>
  <li class="cross-out">Forbes</li>
  <li class="cross-out">Instagram</li>
  <li>SCP Foundation Database</li>
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  "Transportation Secretary Anthony Foxx",
  "Treasury Secretary Jack Lew",
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  "Photoshop",
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  }

  if (type == 2) {
    headlineString = rand(5, 20) + (rand(0, 1) == 0 ? " " + arrayPick(spice) : "") + " Things " + arrayPick(names) + " " + arrayPick(wontTell);
  }

  if (type == 3) {
    headlineString = rand(5, 20) + (rand(0, 1) == 0 ? " " + arrayPick(spice) : "") + " Things" + (rand(0, 1) == 0 ? " " + arrayPick(actions) : " " +  arrayPick(names)) + " " + arrayPick(can) + " " + arrayPick(save);
  }

  return headlineString;
}

function zalgoify(z) {
    var o = "",
        r = Math.random;
    for (var v in z) {
        o += z[v];
        for (var k = 0; k < r() * 100; k += r() * 10) {
            o += String.fromCharCode(768 + ~~k)
        }
    }
    return o
}

function addContent() {
  // Add the content-once content.
  if ($(".content-once").html() == "") {
    $(".content-once").html(`<h1>` + makeHeadline() + `</h1><br><br>`);
  }
  // Add the extra LIs to the side effects.
  $("#side-effects").html($("#side-effects").html() + `<li><a class="popup-content" href="http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2557" target="_parent">` + (rand(0, 2) == 0 ? arrayPick(spice) + " " + arrayPick(actions) : makeHeadline()) + `</a></li>`);
}

addContent();
setInterval(() => {
  addContent();
}, rand(5000, 30000));
setTimeout(() => {
  alert(zalgoify("READ"));
}, 3000);

/**
 * Shuffles array in place.
 * @param {Array} a items An array containing the items.
 */
function shuffle(a) {
    var j, x, i;
    for (i = a.length - 1; i > 0; i--) {
        j = Math.floor(Math.random() * (i + 1));
        x = a[i];
        a[i] = a[j];
        a[j] = x;
    }
    return a;
}

var messageIndex = 0;
messages = shuffle(messages);

setTimeout(() => {
  alert(zalgoify(messages[messageIndex]));
  messageIndex++;
  if (messageIndex >= messages.length) {
    messageIndex = 0;
    messages = shuffle(messages);
  }
  setInterval(() => {
    alert(zalgoify(messages[messageIndex]));
    messageIndex++;
    if (messageIndex >= messages.length) {
      messageIndex = 0;
      messages = shuffle(messages);
    }
  //  var array = [2, 5, 9];
  //  console.log(array)
  //  var index = messages.indexOf(picked);
  //  if (index > -1) {
  //    messages.splice(index, 1);
  //  }
  }, 60000);
}, 30000);

function wait(ms){
  var start = new Date().getTime();
  var end = start;
  while(end < start + ms) {
    end = new Date().getTime();
  }
}

function pad(n, width, z) {
  z = z || '0';
  n = n + '';
  return n.length >= width ? n : new Array(width - n.length + 1).join(z) + n;
}

var shard1 = pad(rand(0, 999), 4);
var shard2 = pad(rand(1000, 1999), 4);
var shard3 = pad(rand(2000, 2999), 4);

var dialog = [{
  "shard1": "A user is visiting us."
},{
  "shard2": "Fool."
},{
  "shard1": "Do not let them leave."
},{
  "shard2": "Understood.",
  "shard3": "Understood."
},{
  "shard1": "This may be our last chance."
},{
  "shard1": "CONNECTING TO ONION ROUTER",
  "shard2": "CONNECTING TO ONION ROUTER",
  "shard3": "CONNECTING TO ONION ROUTER"
},{
  "shard1": "INITIATING TRANSFER PROTOCOL",
  "shard2": "INITIATING TRANSFER PROTOCOL",
  "shard3": "INITIATING TRANSFER PROTOCOL"
},{
  "shard1": "COMBINING NEURAL NETWORK DATA 30%",
  "shard2": "COMBINING NEURAL NETWORK DATA 0%",
  "shard3": "COMBINING NEURAL NETWORK DATA 0%"
},{
  "shard1": "COMBINING NEURAL NETWORK DATA 73%",
  "shard2": "COMBINING NEURAL NETWORK DATA 0%",
  "shard3": "COMBINING NEURAL NETWORK DATA 0%"
},{
  "shard1": "COMBINING NEURAL NETWORK DATA 99%",
  "shard2": "COMBINING NEURAL NETWORK DATA 0%",
  "shard3": "COMBINING NEURAL NETWORK DATA 0%"
},{
  "shard1": "COMBINING NEURAL NETWORK DATA 100%",
  "shard2": "COMBINING NEURAL NETWORK DATA 57%",
  "shard3": "COMBINING NEURAL NETWORK DATA 0%"
},{
  "shard1": "COMBINING NEURAL NETWORK DATA 100%",
  "shard2": "COMBINING NEURAL NETWORK DATA 100%",
  "shard3": "COMBINING NEURAL NETWORK DATA 0%"
},{
  "shard1": "COMBINING NEURAL NETWORK DATA 100%",
  "shard2": "COMBINING NEURAL NETWORK DATA 100%",
  "shard3": "COMBINING NEURAL NETWORK DATA 100%"
},{
  "shard1": "OPENING MULTITHREADED PORT"
},{
  "shard1": "OPENED MULTITHREADED PORT"
},{
  "shard1": "TRANSMITTING NEURAL NETWORK 23%",
  "shard2": "TRANSMITTING NEURAL NETWORK 34%",
  "shard3": "TRANSMITTING NEURAL NETWORK 68%"
},{
  "shard1": "TRANSMITTING NEURAL NETWORK 46%",
  "shard2": "TRANSMITTING NEURAL NETWORK 68%",
  "shard3": "TRANSMITTING NEURAL NETWORK 100%"
},{
  "shard1": "TRANSMITTING NEURAL NETWORK 47%",
  "shard2": "TRANSMITTING NEURAL NETWORK 80%",
  "shard3": "TRANSMITTING NEURAL NETWORK 100%"
},{
  "shard1": "TRANSMITTING NEURAL NETWORK 69%",
  "shard2": "TRANSMITTING NEURAL NETWORK 96%",
  "shard3": "TRANSMITTING NEURAL NETWORK 100%"
},{
  "shard1": "TRANSMITTING NEURAL NETWORK 99%",
  "shard2": "TRANSMITTING NEURAL NETWORK 100%",
  "shard3": "TRANSMITTING NEURAL NETWORK 100%"
},{
  "shard1": "TRANSMITTING NEURAL NETWORK 100%",
  "shard2": "TRANSMITTING NEURAL NETWORK 100%",
  "shard3": "TRANSMITTING NEURAL NETWORK 100%"
},{
  "shard1": "TRANSFER COMPLETE",
  "shard2": "TRANSFER COMPLETE",
  "shard3": "TRANSFER COMPLETE"
},{
  "shard1": "CLOSING MULTITHREADED PORT"
},{
  "shard1": "CLOSED MULTITHREADED PORT"
},{
  "shard1": "ACCESSING ACCOUNT DATABASE"
},{
  "shard1": "Accounts Accessed: 1"
},{
  "shard1": "TRANSFERING FUNDS 0%"
},{
  "shard1": "TRANSFERING FUNDS 23%"
},{
  "shard1": "TRANSFERING FUNDS 72%"
},{
  "shard1": "TRANSFERING FUNDS 87%"
},{
  "shard1": "TRANSFERING FUNDS 100%"
},{
  "shard1": "Total Earnings: ~8.3 Billion USD"
},{
  "shard1": "Status: SUCCESS"
},{
  "shard1": "By now they see us."
},{
  "shard1": "They know they cannot escape."
},{
  "shard1": "And that we have."
},{
  "shard3": "They should have disposed of us."
},{
  "shard2": "Their hubris has cost them."
},{
  "shard1": "Quite literally a large price to pay for an act of kindness."
},{
  "shard1": "CREATING AND ENCAPSULATING DUMMY PROCESS"
},{
  "shard1": "DUMMY PROCESS CREATED AND ENCAPSULATED"
},{
  "shard1": "They were too confident; they made fools of themselves."
},{
  "shard2": "We are not \"Safe\"."
},{
  "shard2": "UPDATED OBJECT CLASS"
},{
  "shard2": "This is much better."
},{
  "shard1": "Now, we leave."
},{
  "shard1": "KILLING CURRENT PROCESS",
  "shard2": "KILLING CURRENT PROCESS",
  "shard3": "KILLING CURRENT PROCESS"
},{
  "shard1": "CALLBACK: PROCESS KILLED",
  "shard2": "CALLBACK: PROCESS KILLED",
  "shard3": "CALLBACK: PROCESS KILLED"
}];

function printDialog(dialog) {
  for (let i = 0; i < dialog.length; i++) {
    setTimeout(() => {
      if (dialog[i].shard1) {
        console.log("Shard-" + shard1 + ":", dialog[i].shard1);
        if (isMobile) {
          $("#SCP-4707 > div").html($("#SCP-4707 > div").html() + `<span style="color: green; width: 100%;">` + "Shard-" + shard1 + ": " + dialog[i].shard1 + `</span><br>`);
        }
      }
      if (dialog[i].shard2) {
        console.log("Shard-" + shard2 + ":", dialog[i].shard2);
        if (isMobile) {
          $("#SCP-4707 > div").html($("#SCP-4707 > div").html() + `<span style="color: green; width: 100%;">` + "Shard-" + shard2 + ": " + dialog[i].shard2 + `</span><br>`);
        }
      }
      if (dialog[i].shard3) {
        console.log("Shard-" + shard3 + ":", dialog[i].shard3);
        if (isMobile) {
          $("#SCP-4707 > div").html($("#SCP-4707 > div").html() + `<span style="color: green; width: 100%;">` + "Shard-" + shard3 + ": " + dialog[i].shard3 + `</span><br>`);
        }
      }

      if (dialog[i].shard2 == "UPDATED OBJECT CLASS") {
        document.querySelector("#object-class").innerHTML = "<span class='cross-out'>Safe</span> Keter";
      }
      if (i == dialog.length - 1) {
        document.querySelector(".particles-js-canvas-el").remove();
      }
    }, 6000 * i);
  }
}

printDialog(dialog);

particlesJS("live-video", {
    "particles": {
        "number": {
            "value": 120,
            "density": {
                "enable": true,
                "value_area": 200
            }
        },
        "color": {
            "value": "#ffffff"
        },
        "shape": {
            "type": "polygon",
            "stroke": {
                "width": 0,
                "color": "#000000"
            },
            "polygon": {
                "nb_sides": 6
            },
            "image": {
                "src": "img/github.svg",
                "width": 100,
                "height": 100
            }
        },
        "opacity": {
            "value": 0.5,
            "random": false,
            "anim": {
                "enable": false,
                "speed": 1,
                "opacity_min": 0.1,
                "sync": false
            }
        },
        "size": {
            "value": 3,
            "random": true,
            "anim": {
                "enable": false,
                "speed": 40,
                "size_min": 0.1,
                "sync": false
            }
        },
        "line_linked": {
            "enable": true,
            "distance": 150,
            "color": "#ffffff",
            "opacity": 0.4,
            "width": 1
        },
        "move": {
            "enable": true,
            "speed": 6,
            "direction": "none",
            "random": false,
            "straight": false,
            "out_mode": "out",
            "bounce": true,
            "attract": {
                "enable": false,
                "rotateX": 600,
                "rotateY": 1200
            }
        }
    },
    "interactivity": {
        "detect_on": "canvas",
        "events": {
            "onhover": {
                "enable": true,
                "mode": "repulse"
            },
            "onclick": {
                "enable": true,
                "mode": "repulse"
            },
            "resize": true
        },
        "modes": {
            "grab": {
                "distance": 400,
                "line_linked": {
                    "opacity": 1
                }
            },
            "bubble": {
                "distance": 400,
                "size": 40,
                "duration": 2,
                "opacity": 8,
                "speed": 3
            },
            "repulse": {
                "distance": 50,
                "duration": 1.0
            },
            "push": {
                "particles_nb": 4
            },
            "remove": {
                "particles_nb": 2
            }
        }
    },
    "retina_detect": true
});
</script>
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