SCP-4991

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|authorPage=https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/westrinsauthorpage[!-- link to your author page --]
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= **SCP-4991** - //So this is how the world ends. Not with a bang, but with a shitpost.//

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You will become their nests.

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----
 
 
**Special Containment Procedures:** All social networking websites affected by SCP-4991 have had their records of the incident completely erased. A cover story of an ARG (Alternate Reality Game) has been implemented in case any proof of the incident remains.
 
**Description:** SCP-4991 was a period between April 7th, 2016 and April 9th, 2016, when major social networking websites such as 4chan, Reddit, Tumblr, and Twitter began creating posts that referenced non-existent events. During this time, users were met with errors that hindered their ability to post. All posts that were created during this period were made by existing accounts.
 
Two days after SCP-4991's manifestation, all anomalous activity ceased, and users could interact with the websites normally. By a vote of 11 to 1, the O5 Council reclassified SCP-4991 as Neutralized, and the current containment procedures were established.  No anomalous activity similar to SCP-4991 has been detected since the incident.
 
[[=]]
**Addendum 4991.1**
[[/=]]
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SCP-4991 was discovered early in the morning on April 7th after Foundation operatives were alerted to most social networking websites being inaccessible, and users reported posts appearing that they were not making. Upon order of the Council of the United, all of these websites were shut down, and a viral Class-K Amnestic was released following SCP-4991's demanifestation.
 
The following are examples of posts made during SCP-4991.
 
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[[collapsible show="▼ Twitter Records" hide="▲ THEY WILL EVOLVE"]]
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[[size 1.5em]] ##grey| Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump ## [[/size]]
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[[size 1.5em]] ##black|Moor stepped out of the agreement. It's almost like when the "world is ending" he starts to get a bit antsy. Is Earth not good enough for you?## [[/size]]
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* [[size .8em]] ##grey|RETWEETS## [[/size]][[size 1.1em]] ##purple| 19K## [[/size]]
* [[size .8em]] ##grey|LIKES## [[/size]][[size 1.1em]] ##purple| 105K## [[/size]]
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[[size .8em]] ##grey|7 April 2016 - New York, United States## [[/size]]
 
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[[size 1.5em]] ##grey| Deer College## [[/size]]
[[size 1.5em]] ##grey|@deercollege## [[/size]]
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[[size 1.5em]] ##black|It is advised that insect arcana is NOT to be attempted for the time being by local Deeries. Additionally, entrances into fae related areas have been closed down for maintenance. ## [[/size]]
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* [[size .8em]] ##grey|RETWEETS## [[/size]][[size 1.1em]] ##purple| 11## [[/size]]
* [[size .8em]] ##grey|LIKES## [[/size]][[size 1.1em]] ##purple| 93## [[/size]]
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[[size .8em]] ##grey|7 April 2016 - Three Portlands## [[/size]]
 
[[/div]]
 
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[[size 1.5em]] ##grey| WorldHealthMinistry @healthministryearth## [[/size]]
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[[size 1.5em]] ##black|This is a warning to all people in North America to not go outside. If you ever breathe outside, please call Poison Control.## [[/size]]
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* [[size .8em]] ##grey|RETWEETS## [[/size]][[size 1.1em]] ##purple| 259## [[/size]]
* [[size .8em]] ##grey|LIKES## [[/size]][[size 1.1em]] ##purple| 1,273## [[/size]]
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[[size .8em]] ##grey|7 April 2016 - Sweden## [[/size]]
 
 
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[[size 1.5em]] ##grey|Faeowynn Wilson## [[/size]]
[[size 1.5em]] ##grey|@FaeWWS## [[/size]]
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[[size 1.5em]] ##black|Seems like we might be at the end. I hope everyone's staying safe while they still can. My DMs will be open as long as i'm alive, if anyone needs to talk.## [[/size]]
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* [[size .8em]] ##grey|RETWEETS## [[/size]][[size 1.1em]] ##purple| 22## [[/size]]
* [[size .8em]] ##grey|LIKES## [[/size]][[size 1.1em]] ##purple| 10K## [[/size]]
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[[size .8em]] ##grey|8 April 2016 - Oregon, United States## [[/size]]
 
 
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[[size 1.5em]] ##grey|  방탄소년단  ## [[/size]]
[[size 1.5em]] ##grey| @BTS_twt ## [[/size]]
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[[size 1.5em]] ##black|숨을 못 쉬겠어## [[/size]]
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* [[size .8em]] ##grey|RETWEETS## [[/size]][[size 1.1em]] ##purple| 756K## [[/size]]
* [[size .8em]] ##grey|LIKES## [[/size]][[size 1.1em]] ##purple| 2.1M## [[/size]]
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[[span style="font-size: small; font-weight: 400; color: #222;"]] What are they doing? We're fucking dying over here, the entire Middle East has collapsed into the sea, and our only hope for us just fucking walks away? Fuck this. [[/span]]

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[[span style="font-size: small; font-weight: 400; color: #222;"]] Welcome to Earth, please go fuck yourself.[[/span]]

[[span style="font-size: small; font-weight: 400; color: #222;"]] -The Creator of Life, probably[[/span]]

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[[span style="font-size: small; font-weight: 400; color: #222;"]] Lmao. Nah, TIL there can't be a God, so we're still good. [[/span]]

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[[span style="font-size: small; font-weight: 400; color: #222;"]] With our luck the Foundation already contained God at this point.[[/span]]

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[[span style="font-size: small; font-weight: 400; color: #222;"]] If they did they would fucking get us out of this hellhole[[/span]]

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[[span style="font-size: small; font-weight: 400; color: #222;"]] The Foundation has always been about Money and Money alone, so I'm not surprised. The Secure-Ment Plan would cost them a shit ton of fucking money,  so much that it might put them out of business forever. It seems they have a "I'd rather die than pay this" mentality right now, unless we're missing something.[[/span]]

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[[span style="font-size: small; font-weight: 400; color: #222;"]] I'm a bit mad, but I think I know why they aren't doing ths. I am like 99% certain that because of the recent uprising in Egypt, the Secure-Ment plan would fuck over most villages around the Middle East-ish area, which would probably cause more harm than good. Probably.[[/span]]

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[[span style="font-size: small; font-weight: 400; color: #222;"]] Essentially, it was an agreement between the US Government and the SCP Foundation in order to reduce the amount of bugs that are currently flying everywhere. It would require the budget from several large nations, and would consist of the deployment of several specifically engineered pesticides in order to kill these bugs en masse. The plan required the SCP Foundation to use around 90% of their budget, due to the fact that these pesticides are hell to make. [[/span]]

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i managed to catch one of the bugs. don't let them into your mouth tho they love to crawl in there.

it was actually pretty easy to catch them. i just opened the door and threw a net and brought it back in

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If you dont. Then die.

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DO NOT CATCH THE BUGS @@ @@ DO NOT LET THEM INSIDE

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just strung my friend up in the woods. i cut him open and all the bugs came out and started swarming us We're all gonna fucking die soon anyways. i don't regret it.
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I had to kill my sister. the fcking bugs got to her and she started attacking us with a knife

she killed my dad and they instantly swarmed and ate the corpse.
I'm probably going to die pretty soon, theyre surrounding me

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