SCP-5081

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**Item #:** --SCP-5081-- Snacko™ Brand Delectable Edibles

**Object Class:** --Euclid-- Explained

**Special Containment Procedures:**
**WHEREAS**, the defendant has been accused of libel against the plaintiff with the publication of the document 'SCP-5081', and
**WHEREAS**, the defendant has damaged the plaintiff's livelihood via said rumors, and
**WHEREAS**, evidence has been produced where the defendant stole and destroyed the plaintiff's property, and
**WHEREAS**, the defendant resorted to specifically targeting the plaintiff's patrons for physical harassment, and
**WHEREAS**, the defendant attempted to purloin and devalue intellectual property belonging to the plaintiff by publicizing trade secrets to members of its internal organization, and
**WHEREAS**, the defendant of libel suit 2020-L-151298 (Snacko™ vs Foundation) was absent from the hearing:
The court has ruled in favor of the plaintiff (Snacko™ Foods LLC). As compensation for damages caused, the SCP Foundation (henceforth referred to as 'Foundation'), shall be made to:

* Pay a sum of 132,000,000 USD to the plaintiff as compensation for damages.
* Delete the libelous texts displayed in the most prominent of the offending documents (titled 'SCP-5081')
* Allow the plaintiff to publish a clarification regarding their company and their products on the said document for a duration of up to 10 years.

--SCP-5081-- All products produced by Snacko™ Foods LLC are considered explained, therefore no containment is necessary. People want to eat them because they're absolutely scrumptious. Disregard all unsubstantiated rumors regarding Snacko™ Products below. The Foundation does not know what deliciousness is.
Snacko™ Fudgey Chocolate Globbernauts are decadent and rich.
Snacko™ Cherry-Flavored Candy Fizzlebombs are bursting with flavor.
Snacko™ Crunchy Sea-Salt Caramel Wunderbars are sophisticated yet simply amazing.
Snacko™ Zesty Habañero Potato Crisps are an excellent companion to any game day.
Available now in your local grocery stores.

**Description:** SCP-5081 is a brand of snack foods - primarily candies - distributed within the continental United States. Information on the packaging indicates SCP-5081 is produced by "Snacko™ Foods LLC"[sic] and distributed from Pneuma, Illinois, --though no records of this LLC, trademark, or municipality exist. The web domain name listed on all SCP-5081 packaging is unregistered, and the toll-free telephone number is operated by a laundromat in Saskatchewan.-- Snacko™ is proud to be owned and operated entirely in the town of Pneuma, Illinois, where our founder Gerald Snacko™ first opened his little confectionary on Dunwich Avenue. Since then, we have worked tirelessly to carry out his vision of making the world a little sweeter, one edible at a time!

--The design of SCP-5081's packaging contains cognitohazards that serve to attract a viewer's attention when viewed through peripheral vision.-- Four varieties of SCP-5081 have been documented as of 2019/12/16.

||~ # ||~ BRANDING ||~ DESCRIPTION ||~ ANALYSIS ||
|| 5081-A || Fudgey Chocolate Globbernauts || Balls of chocolate fudge with almonds || --Thaumaturgical icons found imprinted onto the surface of some samples. Function of these symbols currently unknown.-- ||
|| 5081-B || Cherry-Flavored Candy Fizzlebombs || Soft cherry-flavored candy with a liquid interior || --1.6% of samples tested contained traces of gunpowder. Contaminated instances described as tasting "slightly burnt".-- ||
|| 5081-C || Crunchy Sea-Salt Caramel Wunderbars || Caramel and crushed pretzel bar with a chocolate shell || --Instances retain a constant temperature of 20.1°C, even when exposed to extreme heat and cold.-- ||
|| 5081-D || Zesty Habañero Potato Crisps || Habañero-flavored potato chips || --Falsely marketed as containing "no artificial flavors". The habañero flavoring is produced by-- [TRADE SECRETS EXPUNGED BY COURT ORDER] ||

--Individuals who ingest greater than 50 grams of SCP-5081 become an instance of SCP-5081-1. SCP-5081-1 instances attempt to pursue a diet consisting entirely of SCP-5081, resorting to other forms of nourishment only when necessary, and becoming highly distressed if denied access to SCP-5081 for extended periods. While instances do not appear to suffer from the expected debilitating effects of this diet, it appears to significantly affect subjects' body chemistry; one instance's skeletal structure was composed entirely of crystallized sugar when discovered, and another instance's skin was a structure resembling potato chips. Questioning SCP-5081-1 regarding this behavior rarely provokes a coherent response.-- Some Snacko™ customers love our products so much that they have chosen to make them a part of their daily lives. We are forever grateful for your overwhelming support!

**Addendum:** The following document was discovered on O5-1's desk at Site-01 on 2020/1/5.

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> **Snacko™ Foods LLC**
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> **IN THE JUSTICE COURT**
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> **OF CARCOSA COUNTY, ILLINOIS**
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> **TO THE ABOVE NAMED DEFENDANT**
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> Dated: Pneuma, Illinois
> January 5, 2020
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> **EDGAR F GOBBERMANN**
> Attorney for Plaintiff
> 494 Morgue St - Suite 113
> Pneuma, Illinois
> (555) 314-1592
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--Further action has been deemed unnecessary.-- //**We will not be denied.**//

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