SCP-555-J

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**Special Containment Procedures:** SCP-555-J is only to be handled by MTF Omega-8 ("Janitors")[[footnote]] An MTF made up of E-class staff assigned to clean all Foundation Sites and Areas. [[/footnote]][[footnote]] DONT READ THIS FOOTNOTE IF YOU"RE NOT O5!!!! TEENY MEMETIC KILL AGENT INBOUND
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//We mostly made this MTF to heighten morale.// - O5-7 [[/footnote]]. Due to the incredible utility of SCP-555-J, all requests made by SCP-555-J are to be fulfilled to the furthest ability of the Foundation.

**Description:** SCP-555-J is a squid with a wooden mop handle attached to its back. SCP-555-J possesses Level 4 reality-bending properties, however, it only uses its powers to clean floors. Furthermore, it will only use these properties when physically pushed across a surface. SCP-555-J has shown no desire to utilize its powers for anything other than this purpose and as such is not considered a risk. SCP-555-J is able to vocalize but cannot locomote on its own. It consistently expresses excitement about cleaning nearby surfaces, which appears to be the only topic that SCP-555-J is willing to discuss.

**Addendum: Interview Log**

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**Dr. Furrow:** Hello SCP-555-J. Could you tell me what your purpose is?

**SCP-555-J:** To clean! I clean all the floor!!!

**Dr. Furrow:** Alright then. Do you know where you came fro-

**SCP-555-J:** **//SHLOOORP!!!//**

**Dr. Furrow:** What- Why did you just do that?

**SCP-555-J:** That's the sound of me going in the mop bucket!

**Dr. Furrow:** I was just in the middle of asking you a question! Whatever. Can you-

**SCP-555-J:** **//SHWISH SHWASH SHWOOSH!!!//**

**Dr. Furrow:** SCP-555-J, can you please--

**SCP-555-J:** That's me sliding across the dirty floor!!

**Dr. Furrow:** Yeah. I get that. I'd like to get through just one question? Please?

**SCP-555-J:** Sounds good to me!

**Dr. Furrow:** How are you able to thi-

**SCP-555-J:** **//FWISHHHH!//**

**Dr. Furrow:** OH COME, ON!!!! SHUT UP! I //WILL// ASK YOU THESE QUESTIONS OR SO HELP ME I SHALL NEVER LET YOU CLEAN AGAIN!!!!

**SCP-555-J:** That last noise was me being rung out by the way.

**Dr. Furrow:** I am going to ask a question now. You aren't going to interrupt me this time. Right?

**SCP-555-J:** **//SHLORP!//** That means yes in Mop!

**Dr. Furrow:** Alright. Now, if you could //please// just tell me- Are you going to stay quiet?

**SCP-555-J:** **//SHLORP!//**

**Dr. Furrow:** That response keeps me hesitant but I'll continue. Do you... have... any idea... -no interruptions? Alright then! Where are you fro-

**SCP-555-J:** **//FWOOOMP!!!//**

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The cleanliness of all Foundation sites has increased by 70%. Dr. Furrow has been put on indefinite leave.

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