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[[>]] [[module Rate]] [[/>]] To facilitate keeping an unified knowledge base of SCP-566 contents, all entries considered anomalous (as per Table 1 in SCP-566) are to be logged with the following format to facilitate computer processing: > **SCP-566 Instance Number** > **Calendar Date:** > **Word or Idiom:** > **Definition:** __//Researcher Eisenberg//__ **SCP-566 Instance Number:** 566-1 **Calendar Date:** 13/1/2009 **Word or Idiom:** **hellenious** (adj) **Definition:** Portmanteau of "hellenic" and "odious". In a remarkably bad economic situation, coined by Nikos ███████, after Greek economic collapse caused by the 20██ olive plague. **SCP-566 Instance Number:** 566-1 **Calendar Date:** 15/1/2009 **Word or Idiom:** **scabbard, Able's** (n) **Definition:** An arse. After Able, a [REDACTED] said to have been bound by the ███████, who could materialize swords out of **nowhere**. **SCP-566 Instance Number:** 566-1 **Calendar Date:** 11/2/2009 **Word or Idiom:** **to boscovise** (v) **Definition:** To split oneself into multiple bodies of shared mind, most commonly done by [REDACTED] and forcing the ██████ into the newly grown mouth, upon which the body splits seamlessly. Popularized by Don Giovanni Bosco, an 19th century Italian **catholic** priest. In a broader sense "boscovist" is used to describe a nosy, overbearing person, as in the children's rhyme "Boscovist, boscovist, where you look, there he is." **SCP-566 Instance Number:** 566-1 **Calendar Date:** 19/2/2009 **Word or Idiom:** **smooch, oldmans'** (n) **Definition:** Gangrene. After [DATA EXPUNGED], whose secretions have a corrosive effect on human tissues. **SCP-566 Instance Number:** 566-1 **Calendar Date:** 21/2/2009 **Word or Idiom:** **earblind** (adj) **Definition:** Unable to navigate using sound. **SCP-566 Instance Number:** 566-1 **Calendar Date:** 26/2/2009 **Word or Idiom:** **airline, promethean** (n) **Definition:** An explosion. //Next thing John knew, he was riding the promethean airline//; he was thrown away by an explosion. //promethean airline ticket// - explosive device. After **Prometheus Labs**, an organization notorious for poor workplace safety. **SCP-566 Instance Number:** 566-1 **Calendar Date:** 03/3/2009 **Word or Idiom:** **keter sweater** (n) **Definition:** From **keter**, a designation for highly hazardous objects requiring active containment measures, used by the SCP Foundation. **1.** Advanced means of personal protection, such as those issued to Mobile Task Forces. //Put on your keter sweaters, guys, we're going skip hunting.// **2.** naysayer, coward, excessively scared person. //I heard Jim hasn't eaten properly ever since he's been posted at// [REDACTED] //Yeah, he's such a keter sweater// __//Researcher Westrin//__ **SCP-566 Instance Number:** 566-1 **Calendar Date:** 20/3/2017 **Word or Idiom:** **to chilledattach** (v) **Definition:** To apply any sort of media on any platform to be judged by other people without seeking prior feedback on that media. //Author, this article has been clearly chilledattached, with numerous grammar and spelling errors scattered throughout. Please seek feedback on your article before posting.// __//Researcher Picaro//__ **SCP-566 Instance Number:** 566-1 **Calendar Date:** 21/8/2017 **Word or Idiom:** **to denasate** (v) **Definition:** To cut off one's nose. //Following their sentencing, the prisoners were denasated.// __//Researcher A. Kraken//__ **SCP-566 Instance Number:** 566-2 **Calendar Date:** 13/01/2018 **Word or Idiom:** **to thaumiserate** (v) **Definition:** To assist a fellow thaumaturge in a difficult or problematic working. //Joey was having trouble removing the suspect's// [DATA EXPUNGED] //from his eye socket, so Tina tried her best to thaumiserate.// **SCP-566 Instance Number:** 566-2 **Calendar Date:** 14/01/2018 **Word or Idiom:** **eigenwold** (n) **Definition:** Term used in-house by The SCP Foundation to refer to any large, secure space that would be appropriate for the containment of an eigenweapon.[[footnote]]This word is not part of official documentation and has never been used by Foundation personnel "in-house."[[/footnote]] //Now that the Reality Melter 5000 was ready for use, all that remained was to find the best eigenwold for the job.// **SCP-566 Instance Number:** 566-2 **Calendar Date:** 15/01/2018 **Word or Idiom:** **to kraken** (v, derogatory) **Definition:** Slang for making a huge mistake, and/or damaging the integrity of an otherwise serviceable situation. After Annabelle Kraken, a Foundation-associated individual responsible for [DATA EXPUNGED] //Did you hear about the containment breach on level 4? Oh, yeah, they're really kraken it up.// **Note:** //I will no longer be working on this project, effective immediately.// - A. Kraken __//Researcher R. Eventide//__ **SCP-556 Instance Number:** 566-1 **Calendar Date:** 22/03/2024 **Word or Idiom:** **Scrungler** (n) **Definition:** Slang for one who fails in a humorous way, esp. at a task that should be easy for one such as them. //You know Dr. Arswald? Yeah, she made herself look like a real scrungler at last night's party.// **SCP-556 Instance Number:** 566-1 **Calendar Date:** 22/05/2024 **Word or Idiom:** **The The!** (n, exclamatory) **Definition:** An exclamation of affection, particularly in excitement. //The the! It's so cute!// __//Researcher Gowler//__ **SCP-566 Instance Number** 566-3 **Calendar Date:** [[[scp-6238 | 29/07/2022]]] **Word or Idiom:** **Scronkle** (n) **Definition:** A person who dies suddenly and inexplicably, from unexplainable causes. **Note:** The day after this word was discovered, SCP-566-3 burst into flames and was reduced to ash. __//Researcher Pupa//__ **SCP-566 Instance Number** 566-1 **Calendar Date:** 09-09-2013 **Word or Idiom: abeare** (adj) **Definition:** Term for someone that seems very likely to be mauled by a bear of any species. //Did you hear what happened to Jimmy yesterday? Yeah, I always said he was very abeare.// [[include :scp-wiki:component:license-box]] [!-- N/A (No Images) --] [[include :scp-wiki:component:license-box-end]]