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[[>]] [[module rate]] [[/>]] [[include :scp-wiki:component:anomaly-class-bar-source |item-number= 5750 |clearance= 3 |container-class= keter |secondary-class= none |disruption-class= amida |risk-class= notice ]] **Special Containment Procedures** SCP-5750 is currently uncontained, and cannot be contained. Web crawlers have been instated to flag any complaints about SCP-5750, as this may leave evidence of its existence. As of 3/18/19, over 121 complaints have been flagged, all discredited and censored. Regardless of SCP-5750's un-containable properties, plans to protect normalcy have been maintained. [[include component:image-block name=gamer| caption=An instance of SCP-5750-2 sold by GoI-1912, also known as "Thin Mints."| align=right ]] **Description:** SCP-5750 is the collective designation for multiple words that hold memetic properties when used together in a sentence. This effect causes an individual to seek out and buy products from GoI-1912 ("Girl Scouts"). The effect lasts until the subject has spent at least $10 (USD) buying one of their products, or SCP-5750-2. Members of GoI-1912, now designated SCP-5750-1, have been shown to be completely immune to SCP-5750. SCP-5750-1 instances have been shown to have no recollection of the effect or their immunity of SCP-5750. SCP-5750-1 instances tend to be door to door sellers of SCP-5750-2, also known as "Girl Scout Cookies." Juliette Gordon Low, (the founder of GoI-1912,) has been designated PoI-1912. The Foundation has failed to capture PoI-1912, as all attempts close to success have ended in triggering the effect of SCP-5750. Further attempts have been set to low priority. **Discovery:** SCP-5750 was discovered on 06/05/19 when Junior Researcher Craig Clark reported that the words may have had anomalous properties. He stated the number of social media posts complaining about GoI-1912's sales tactics had increased. This increase directly correlates with the exponential growth of GoI-1912 since first discovered. Evidence of an anomaly was further backed up by counter-memetic filtering of the posts. **Notes:** SCP-5750-2 instances sold by SCP-5750-1 have no anomalous properties and are chemically similar to other brands of similarly flavored cookies. SCP-5750 is the only anomaly when it comes to the cookies, as combining the words //(do not repeat)// "Wanna buy girl scout cookies?" together in a spoken sentence triggers its effect. SCP-5750-1 instances only appear to target those with spending power high enough to afford their products. **Addendum-SCP-5750.1:** On 03/11/2019, Foundation web crawlers picked up a string of tweets from a user going by the handle @ImMonster539. The individual was brought into custody, amnesticized, and returned to his home. The tweets have been removed; however, personnel captured a screenshot before censoring it. The image is attached here: [[=]] [[include component:image-block name=veryepic| caption=Removed tweets from an individual complaining about SCP-5750.| align=center ]] [[/=]] **Addendum-SCP-5750.2:** On 03/07/2019, an incident was reported by Site Director Klaid Chandler. A note ended up in the mailbox of Chandler addressed to the Foundation. A transcription is attached below: > [[>]] > ###86026B|To Snickerdoodles, Chocolate Chips and Piayas.## > [[/>]] > It has come to the Girl Scout's attention that you are trying to facilitate capture of our leader. > > We would like to request you to stop. > > This is for your own good, as Juliette always said: "**##darkred|Peace until War.##**" > > If you continue these attempts, it'll be more than war. > > @@ @@ > > ##red|Hope you like your cookies!## > > Signed, > > ###86026B|Carla Josephine, Chief Communications Executive of the Girl Scouts.## > > [[size 40%]]~Carla@GirlScouts[[/size]] On top of this Chandler also received an email in which he responded to, both are held below: > [[>]] > ###86026B|From Carla@GirlScouts## > ###86026B|Recipient(s) KChandler32@SCiPNet## > [[/>]] > > Hey, friend! > > Just in-case the previous message gets lost in transit!~ > > > > Your continued attempts at our leader will not stand. You don't want a war with us. We have a lot more than just cookies. I recommend you back down. > > Signed, > > ###86026B|Carla!~## > [[>]] > ##red|From KChandler32@SCiPNet## > ##red|Recipient(s) Carla@GirlScouts## > [[/>]] > > Hello Carla. > > This in regards to your previous email. We will not be backing down. I speak for the whole Foundation when I say: You will lose. I promise you. > > Your leader is the lowest priority we have. Besides: > > We won't make a deal with a shady ##darkgrey|businesswoman##. > > Buckle up, ##darkred|Scumbag##. > > - Klaid [[div class="footer-wikiwalk-nav"]] [[=]] << [[[SCP-5749]]] | SCP-5750 | [[[SCP-5751]]] >> [[/=]] [[/div]]