SCP-5847

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**Special Containment Procedures:** The Rhodes Plaza Mall has been bought and repurposed into Site-86. A pair of guards are stationed at each entrance. No food is to be brought inside SCP-5847.

**Description:** SCP-5847 is the food court of the Rhodes Plaza Mall in Newcastle, Australia. It has two main anomalous effects. 

The first is that whenever a subject consumes food inside SCP-5847, it will morph into SCP-5847-1, a courtroom. SCP-5847-1 is fully populated by SCP-5847-2, which are sapient, animate foods resembling their non-anomalous counterparts in appearance but with the ability to anomalously perceive, vocalize, and locomote[[footnote]] Research into how SCP-5847-2 are able to do so is ongoing.[[/footnote]]. It has been hypothesized from recordings that all SCP-5847-2 instances inside SCP-5847-1 are food the subject has eaten throughout their life.

Once inside SCP-5847-1, the subject is transformed into a near facsimile of their previous appearance, but composed of what appears to be a thick cake icing. They must then defend the fact they eat food to a large piece of sugar candy. The only two rulings observed, have been that the subject is not guilty and free to go wherein SCP-5847-1 morphs back into SCP-5847, or that the subject is guilty of "crimes against Humunchkind" and is sentenced to death wherein an Execucumber will consume the subject whole.

The secondary effect of SCP-5847 is a memetic effect affecting anyone inside the courtroom that causes them to unintentionally replace words they say with the names of foods. 



**Addendum 5847-1 Transcription of security camera footage from a trial held inside SCP-5847-1:**
The following was recovered from a security camera set up in SCP-5847. For readability, the instances colloquial names have been used in place of SCP-5847-2[[footnote]] -A is referred to as Fudge, -B is referred to as Bailoaff, -C is referred to as Tomattorney, -D is referred to as Procharcuterie, and -E is referred to as Excecucumber. [[/footnote]].

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//[SCP-5847 is seen morphing into SCP-5847-1.]//
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**Bailoaff:** Please baguette to your seat defondant.
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**Defondant:** Why do you think you can boss me around ya big loaf?
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**Bailoaff:** Heh, I'm the yeast of your worries.
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//[The Bailoaff smacks the defondant on his back]//
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**Bailoaff:** Soy I'll say it again, sit down.
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**Defondant:** Fine, but stop doughing that, you're starching to get on my nerves. Wait, what?
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//[A Tomattorney sits down beside the defondant.]//
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**Tomattorney:** Don't worry about it. That just kind of happens here. You'll get couscoused to it.
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**Defondant:** Who are you vanilla exctractly?
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**Tomattorney:** Oh right! Nice to meat you, I've been assigned as your public defence arugalawyer.
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**Bailoaff:** All rise for the honorable Fudge Hershey!
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**Fudge:** Now, lettuce get this underwhey. Defondant, what is your name?
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**Defondant:** I yam Josh.
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**Fudge:** Josh, you stand before a jury of your pears, and by that I mean pears you've eaten throughout your life, to defend the fact you have killed and eaten so many of us before. Let's start with your opening arguments.
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**Defondant:** I know this is hard to hear, but I promise I only ever ate any of you to stay achive!
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//[The Procharcuterie gets up from the plaintiff's table.]//
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**Procharcuterie:** Today I will convince you that Josh not only ate many of us, but ate us with delicious intent!
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//[The jury gasps]//
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**Procharcuterie:** I'd like to call a wheatness to the stand. 
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//[An egg rolls up to the stand]//
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**Procharcuterie:** Hello Ms. Sunny Sydup. You all know Sunny as the Hard-Boiled cop who keeps our streets safe, but did you know Ms. Sydup was brutally attacked and eaten by Josh a while back when- well, omelet Sunny tell you about it.
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**Sunny:** My memory of the event might be a little scrambled since it was pretty traumatic but I'll tell the story as well as I can remember. It was early in the morning when that deviled man kidnapped me and my fellow eggs. We could tell he was carton us off to his murder room[[footnote]] Presumed to be their name for a kitchen.[[/footnote]]. Once we were there, we tried to hash things out with him but he wouldn't listen. Things started to heat up, literally, he threw us into a pan on top of some bread. That's when I knew, I was french toast!
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**Procharcuterie:** As you can see, Josh didn't just use Ms. Sydup for sustenance. Josh, did you kale Sunny with the only intent being peanutrition, or did you do it to have a good meal?
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**Fudge:** I'll ask you not to question the defondant at this thyme.
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**Tomattorney:** I would now like to call a wheatness to the stand.
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//[A bean bounces to the stand]//
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**Tomattorney:** Now, Mr. Bean how was your experience with Josh?
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**Bean:** Lima tell it to ya straight, there's nothing mean about Josh. I used to think he happily olived with the fact he kaled and ate us. It wasn't lentil he opened our can and poured us into a bowl that had so mushroom for all of us. I realized Josh cared about our well being too. Now I donut speak for everyone here, but I beleaf Josh is a good guy. He had bean consuming us solely for peanutritional value.
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**Tomattorney:** Purely, for, peanutritional value. Now that doesn't sound like a man who revels in food's grain for his own turkish delight! Josh is a man who only eats us for his own survival. Do you need s'more convincing? There can'talope be any butter evidence than that!
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**Fudge:** One bean's experience does not spleek for all foods. I rule in flavor of the peaple. The defondant is a man who revels in causing food grain and a perpetrator of crimes against Humunchkind. Call in the Execucumber!
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**Defondant:** Crumb on man, I never realized you were all achive! I want to call for an appeel!
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//[The defondant starts to get up and try and run but the bailoaff stops him.]//
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**Bailoaff:** Hey! Romaine in your seat.
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**Tomattorney:** This isn't fair! It hasn't been from the starch! Your Honor, what are you? That's right, fudge. You're way too biased to be a Fudge. You're spicefically crafted to be a treat for humans. It's not Josh's salt his societea has made it so ok to eat us. He should not be blamed for humanitea's shortcomings!
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**Fudge:** This is spaghetting out of hand. I take my rulings berry cerealsly. You cumin my courtroom and flander my name like this? You're out of lime, bailoaff, escort him out.
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//[The bailoaff grabs the tomattorney and takes it through the back doors.]//
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**Bailoaff:** Have fun carrotting in prison.
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**Tomattorney:** You cannut silence us! This is tyranny!
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//[The execucumber proceeds to consume the defondant. After the defondant has been eaten, the footage abruptly cuts to an empty SCP-5847.]//

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