SCP-6476

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**Item #:** SCP-6476

**Object Class:** Neutralized, formerly Euclid

**Special Containment Procedures:** All instances of SCP-6476 shall be stored in a standard secure locker within the Site-76 Low-Risk Inanimate Objects Warehouse. Every six months, researchers will organize a single session with D-class personnel to ascertain whether SCP-6476's anomalous traits have reactivated. For a full list of pre-approved variables, see Document 6476-003-01, "Testing Protocol for One-Shot Scenarios".

MTF Mu-4 ("Debuggers") and webcrawler I/O-GASNIER[[footnote]] An automated agent designed to search public Internet and "dark web" content for keywords associated with GoI-5869 ("Gamers Against Weed"). [[/footnote]] will continue monitoring online storefronts and reviews for mentions of "magic", "special", and/or "enchanted" dice.

**Description:** SCP-6476 is the collective designation for a series of six-sided dice created by Raul Nandes de Jesus (PoI-6476, "rollinboxcars") for a tabletop role-playing game (TTRPG) played by members of GoI-5869 ("Gamers Against Weed").

All instances of SCP-6476 were made with translucent green plastic, engraved with Arabic numerals, decorated with gold paint, and contain a weighted metallic core. Whereas mundane "loaded" dice favor specific outcomes during play, instances of SCP-6476 influenced local probability outside the game.[[footnote]] Specifically, within 2-7 days of each planned event. [[/footnote]] When activated by a two-thirds majority vote, this effect (termed SCP-6476-A) increased the likelihood of arranging an online meeting between all participants every two weeks, while reducing interruptions and obligations that would otherwise disrupt the event.

When used to advance TTRPG gameplay, instances of SCP-6476 induced an anomalous state of hyperphantasia[[footnote]] Vivid mental imagery, comprised of all baseline human senses. [[/footnote]], enhancing the user's capacity for visualizing descriptions of in-game setting, character and action. This effect (termed SCP-6476-B) was heavily stylized and consistently distinguishable from reality.

As of 2019/03/16, all anomalous effects associated with SCP-6476 have ceased.

||~ Instance ||~ Anomaly Status ||~ PoI # ||~ Username ||~ Role ||
||= SCP-6476-1 ||= Unknown ||= PoI-6476 ||= rollinboxcars ||= Game Master ||
||= SCP-6476-2 ||= Neutralized ||= PoI-7331 ||= alwaysbpositive ||= "Leena", human bard ||
||= SCP-6476-3 ||= Unknown ||= PoI-6660 ||= meatgerm ||= "Throndir", elf ranger ||
||= SCP-6476-4 ||= Contained ||= PoI-9791 ||= twilight_tone ||= "Rose", halfling druid ||
||= SCP-6476-5 ||= Contained ||= PoI-9102 ||= WHEREISMYHOG ||= "Puck", halfling thief ||
||= SCP-6476-6 ||= Contained ||= PoI-7132 ||= whistl_stahp ||= "Helga", dwarf cleric ||

**Discovery:** During standard sweeps of international mail, MTF Alpha-4 ("Pony Express") identified an anomalous package sent from the mainland United States to a post office box in Moreno, Brazil. Securing the scene, MTF Alpha-4 seized two additional packages of contraband, all of which were marked "return to sender". Attempts at tracing PoI-6476 have failed, as all data on his postal registration documents is fabricated or incomplete.[[footnote]] Raul Nandes de Jesus is described as "male", "1d20+3" years old, with "joyous" eyes. The address field reads, "choose one". [[/footnote]]

[[collapsible show="+ Discovery Disclosure [LEVEL 3/CLOWNFISH CLASSIFIED]" hide="- Discovery Disclosure [LEVEL 3 CONFIRMED]"]]
SCP-6476 was first identified by Project CLOWNFISH, a two-tiered inter-departmental taskforce comprised of Foundation staff demographically and/or culturally adjacent to GoI-5869. One such asset, **[[[start-the-music|Codename NEMO]]]**, agreed to participate in PoI-6476's game in hopes of assessing his anomalous abilities and further ingratiating themselves with the community.

Operational protocol dictates that LEVEL 3/CLOWNFISH assets remain anonymous to persons outside their local working group. For more information, see Document 5869-512-03, "Project CLOWNFISH Executive Summary".
[[/collapsible]]
[[collapsible show="+ Partial Experiment Log [LEVEL 3/CLOWNFISH CLASSIFIED]" hide="- Partial Experiment Log [LEVEL 3/CLOWNFISH CONFIRMED]"]]
**Testing Protocol**: Seeking empirical evidence of SCP-6476-B's anomalous effects, NEMO's working group prepared a battery of tests for "Session 2", 2018/12/22. In all the experiments listed below, NEMO's activities were monitored using an electroencephalogram (EEG) and [[[goc-supplemental-arad|VERITAS Resonance Imaging]]] (VRI).

> **Subject**: Control (NEMO narrating, SCP-6476-B inactive)
> **Description**: NEMO visualizes standing "in a field, in a stiff summer breeze", taking a bite from a "bright red" apple. They roll one standard polyhedral die (1d6) to represent throwing said apple at a target.
> **Results**: NEMO visualizes striking the target.
> * EEG results baseline.
> * VRI detects zero anomalous activity.
> * Estimated VVS: 64/80.
> **Comments**: NEMO previously scored a 64/80 (above average) on their standard employee Visualization Vividness Scale (VVS) assessment.

> **Subject**: Session 2, Test 1 (PoI-6476 narrating, SCP-6476-B active)
> **Description**: The group interacts with patrons of a crowded bar. Music, food and drink are described in detail.
> **Results**: NEMO experiences strong visual, auditory, olfactory and gustatory responses.
> * EEG confirms heightened activity in the parietal, temporal and visual areas.
> * VRI detects EVE spike: ARAD 300-700 Caspers, sharp, orange, loose.
> * Estimated VVS: 78/80.
> **Comments**: NEMO notes that they have never tasted real mead, and cannot attest to the accuracy of the experience.

> **Subject**: Session 2, Test 2 (PoI-6476 narrating, SCP-6476-B inactive)
> **Description**: The group engages in social intrigue. NEMO rolls a set of mundane dice and lies to PoI-6476 about the resulting outcome.
> **Results**: No effect.
> * EEG and VRI detect zero anomalous activity.
> * Estimated VVS: 67/80.
> **Comments**: Cheating during the game does not elicit a response from PoI-6476. Other participants continue play, suggesting that imagery generated by SCP-6476-B is specific to each individual participant.

> **Subject**: Session 2, Test 5 (PoI-6476 narrating, SCP-6476-B active)
> **Description**: The group engages in battle. NEMO's character tries to dodge enemy attacks.
> **Results**: Simulated motion is blurred and exaggerated. NEMO does not experience any vestibular disorientation or pain response, even when their character is struck in combat.
> * EEG confirms heightened activity in the parietal, temporal and visual areas.
> * VRI detects EVE spike: ARAD 500-800 Caspers, sharp, orange, loose.
> * Estimated VVS: 74/80.
> **Comments**: SCP-6476 appears to have built-in countermeasures against loss of balance or psychosomatic injury as a result of play.
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**Addenda:**
[[collapsible show="+ Addendum 6476-1: Excerpts from GoI-5869 IRC logs, 2018/11/23" hide="- Close Addendum 6476-1"]]
> **rollinboxcars**: hey, can I do a self-promo/LFG post in this channel?
> **rollinboxcars**: or is that against the rules
> **bones**: That is perfectly acceptable.
> **twilight_tone**: yeah, I've posted my commission info in here a few times.
> **acuterobot**: me too!
> **rollinboxcars**: sweet, ty
> **rollinboxcars**: short version: I'm starting another TTRPG campaign! We're gonna be playing Dungeon World!
> **WHEREISMYHOG**: what happened to your other game?
> **rollinboxcars**: it's sort of on pause for a bit
> **rollinboxcars**: bc scheduling across time zones is really, really hard.
> **twilight_tone**: Alas... the GM's curse.
> **rollinboxcars**: but that won't be a problem this time!
> **rollinboxcars**: We'll play with voice chat, 3-4 hours every two weeks. I've already got one player lined up and I'm hoping to find four more!
> **meatgerm**: iam that player. hello
> **rollinboxcars**: there's a $40 buy-in for special dice, but after that, it's all pay-what-you-want, no obligation.
> **takesmasterschoice**: lmao forty bucks for plastic
> **rollinboxcars**: enchanted plastic!
> **meatgerm**: we're mostly passing the same $20 around
> **rollinboxcars**: tbh, I'm better off selling normal artisan dice on Etsy
> **rollinboxcars**: but I really like GMing within our community, bc then I can challenge myself creatively!
> **twilight_tone**: Game literally recognizing game.
> **meatgerm**: yea th eheavy metal magic dice you made me are very cool
> **meatgerm**: every time I roll a crit success I hear a power chord
> **steakshift**: that is siiick
> **twilight_tone**: You know what? Sign me up. I've got some money left over from my last round of comms.
> **rollinboxcars**: awesome! welcome aboard.
> **whistl_stahp**: can I join if I don't know much about tabletop games?
> **rollinboxcars**: yes, 100%! newcomers are always welcome!
> **whistl_stahp**: I played the Sailor Moon RPG a long time ago but that's it.
> **takesmasterschoice**: the WHAT?!
> **meatgerm**: fwiw Dungeon World is pretty easy to pick up
> **WHEREISMYHOG**: can I invite someone from another chat?
> **bones**: New invites to this cluster of channels must be approved by myself and the local administrator, steakshift.
> **whistl_stahp**: one of my friends had a copy.
> **takesmasterschoice**: cringe
> **steakshift**: who do you have in mind WHEREISMYHOG
> **WHEREISMYHOG**: I think you know alwaysbpositive ?
> **steakshift**: oh yeah she's cool
> **bones**: I am also acquainted with alwaysbpositive. Your request is approved.
> **rollinboxcars**: awesome!
> **takesmasterschoice**: no she suuuuuucks lol
> **steakshift**: wow learn to stfu
> **bones kicked takesmasterschoice.**
> **rollinboxcars**: I'll start sending out PMs with channel invites and payment info.
> **bones**: Please remember to use proxies, remailing services and/or post office boxes instead of sharing contact information directly.
> **rollinboxcars**: don't worry, I've got a separate Ko-Fi account for this. We should be good!
> **steakshift**: want help with deliveries?
> **rollinboxcars**: definitely!
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[[collapsible show="+ Addendum 6476-2: Excerpts from GoI-5869 Discord logs, "Session 1", 2018/12/08" hide="- Close Addendum 6476-2"]]
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[[span class="user1"]]rollinboxcars[[/span]]: 30 minutes to game time, [[span class="mention"]]@everyone[[/span]] !
[[span class="user2"]]alwaysbpositive[[/span]]: rawr!! XD im here! thanks for the invite, RB!
[[span class="user5"]]WHEREISMYHOG[[/span]]: yeah thanks for having us
[[span class="user2"]]alwaysbpositive[[/span]]: it's been a rlly rlly long time since I played anything like this and I'm soooo excited @w@
[[span class="user6"]]whistl_stahp[[/span]]: yeah, same!
[[span class="user6"]]whistl_stahp[[/span]]: kinda anxious tbh, but mostly excited.
[[span class="user1"]]rollinboxcars[[/span]]: haha well you're not alone! I always get some pregame jitters
[[span class="user3"]]meatgerm[[/span]]: dontw orry it's all good. boxcars best gm
[[span class="user4"]]twilight_tone[[/span]]: One question before we get started.
[[span class="user4"]]twilight_tone[[/span]]: Are these dice actually fair? Because they're kinda heavy.
[[span class="user1"]]rollinboxcars[[/span]]: they're totally fair! sharp edges and everything!
[[span class="user1"]]rollinboxcars[[/span]]: you only need to roll once to activate the gimmick, so if you don't like how they feel in-game, you can just use standard dice, or an app. Whatever works for you!
[[span class="user4"]]twilight_tone[[/span]]: Cool. Ready whenever you are.

//rollinboxcars started a call that lasted four hours.//

[[span class="user6"]]whistl_stahp[[/span]]: well that was
[[span class="user6"]]whistl_stahp[[/span]]: incredible.
[[span class="user3"]]meatgerm[[/span]]: right??? toldyou
[[span class="user3"]]meatgerm[[/span]]: boxcars best gm
[[span class="user5"]]WHEREISMYHOG[[/span]]: that was a really strong start
[[span class="user2"]]alwaysbpositive[[/span]]: YEAH!!!
[[span class="user1"]]rollinboxcars[[/span]]: I'm glad you had fun!
[[span class="user6"]]whistl_stahp[[/span]]: [[span class="mention"]]@alwaysbpositive[[/span]] you have a beautiful singing voice
[[span class="user2"]]alwaysbpositive[[/span]]: ;;O;; thank youuu!
[[span class="user3"]]meatgerm[[/span]]: yea you could join my band irl
[[span class="user2"]]alwaysbpositive[[/span]]: haha no no I couldn't!! I don't get out much
[[span class="user2"]]alwaysbpositive[[/span]]: very sweet of you to say tho
[[span class="user1"]]rollinboxcars[[/span]]: so, how does everyone feel about their characters? anything you want to change about the setting?
[[span class="user2"]]alwaysbpositive[[/span]]: um, there is one thing
[[span class="user2"]]alwaysbpositive[[/span]]: can we try to avoid stereotyping the undead?
[[span class="user2"]]alwaysbpositive[[/span]]: not every less-living person is a literal monster.
[[span class="user1"]]rollinboxcars[[/span]]: yeah, sure! I'll keep that in mind going forward.
[[span class="user1"]]rollinboxcars[[/span]]: is that gonna be a problem for our cleric?
[[span class="user6"]]whistl_stahp[[/span]]: of course not!
[[span class="user6"]]whistl_stahp[[/span]]: this is a diverse community and I want to respect everyone's needs.
[[span class="user4"]]twilight_tone[[/span]]: No arguments from me
[[span class="user3"]]meatgerm[[/span]]: same
[[span class="user2"]]alwaysbpositive[[/span]]: awww thank you everybody ;;w;; appreciate it
[[span class="user5"]]WHEREISMYHOG[[/span]]: meant to ask, is it better to say you're a hemovore, or that you have hemovorism?
[[span class="user2"]]alwaysbpositive[[/span]]: I'm a vampire. It's okay to say vampire.
[[span class="user5"]]WHEREISMYHOG[[/span]]: okay cuz I thought that might be a slur
[[span class="user3"]]meatgerm[[/span]]: ohh lol I get oyu rusername now
[[span class="user3"]]meatgerm[[/span]]: thats good
[[span class="user2"]]alwaysbpositive[[/span]]: hehe thankee
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[[collapsible show="+ Addendum 6476-3: Excerpts from GoI-5869 Discord logs, "Session 6", 2019/02/16" hide="- Close Addendum 6476-3"]]
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[[span class="user6"]]whistl_stahp[[/span]]: things have been really quiet at work
[[span class="user2"]]alwaysbpositive[[/span]]: is that bad?
[[span class="user6"]]whistl_stahp[[/span]]: not "bad", just. weird.
[[span class="user6"]]whistl_stahp[[/span]]: like, I keep expecting to pull a weekend shift, but it hasn't happened.
[[span class="user5"]]WHEREISMYHOG[[/span]]: wow they make you work weekends in paratech?
[[span class="user6"]]whistl_stahp[[/span]]: only when we're crunching
[[span class="user5"]]WHEREISMYHOG[[/span]]: sounds like you need a union.
[[span class="user3"]]meatgerm[[/span]]: dontyou work on your dads farm
[[span class="user5"]]WHEREISMYHOG[[/span]]: and??
[[span class="user5"]]WHEREISMYHOG[[/span]]: its called solidarity you cretin

//rollinboxcars started a call that lasted four hours.//

[[span class="user3"]]meatgerm[[/span]]: lol holy shit TT
[[span class="user3"]]meatgerm[[/span]]: making those big moves tonight
[[span class="user6"]]whistl_stahp[[/span]]: I canNOT believe you jumped those guards!
[[span class="user4"]]twilight_tone[[/span]]: You guys were arguing.
[[span class="user6"]]whistl_stahp[[/span]]: we were working out a plan!
[[span class="user4"]]twilight_tone[[/span]]: Yeah, you were gonna keep arguing. I kept the scene moving and that is almost always better.
[[span class="user5"]]WHEREISMYHOG[[/span]]: she's not wrong imo
[[span class="user6"]]whistl_stahp[[/span]]: she trampled a prince!
[[span class="user2"]]alwaysbpositive[[/span]]: rofl yeah that was epic XD
[[span class="user6"]]whistl_stahp[[/span]]: christ, what a mess.
[[span class="user4"]]twilight_tone[[/span]]: You're welcome.
[[span class="user4"]]twilight_tone[[/span]]: Anyway I gotta go. Until next time everyone!
[[span class="user2"]]alwaysbpositive[[/span]]: wait wait wait I have big news
[[span class="user2"]]alwaysbpositive[[/span]]: I'm going on a road trip next week!
[[span class="user5"]]WHEREISMYHOG[[/span]]: whoa! you're leaving Eventide[[footnote]] Eventide, Oregon ([[[nexus-series#eventide|Nx-51]]]) is an anomalous region characterized by perpetual darkness and rainfall. [[/footnote]]?
[[span class="user2"]]alwaysbpositive[[/span]]: yeah!! XD first time in yeaaars!!
[[span class="user6"]]whistl_stahp[[/span]]: oh, that's exciting! I hope you have a good time.
[[span class="user2"]]alwaysbpositive[[/span]]: super exciting! but scary!!
[[span class="user1"]]rollinboxcars[[/span]]: should we put the game on pause while you're away?
[[span class="user6"]]whistl_stahp[[/span]]: I'd be fine with taking a break.
[[span class="user3"]]meatgerm[[/span]]: I'm good with w/e
[[span class="user2"]]alwaysbpositive[[/span]]: no no you should just keep going! I can catch up
[[span class="user1"]]rollinboxcars[[/span]]: what do you think [[span class="mention"]]@twilight_tone[[/span]]?
[[span class="user3"]]meatgerm[[/span]]: she already logged off
[[span class="user1"]]rollinboxcars[[/span]]: oh okay I'll send her a DM
[[span class="user6"]]whistl_stahp[[/span]]: is she even on Discord between games?
[[span class="user1"]]rollinboxcars[[/span]]: no worries, I'll message her on IRC too.
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[[span class="user1"]]rollinboxcars[[/span]]: ten minutes to game time, [[span class="mention"]]@everyone[[/span]]! Hope you're doing well.
[[span class="user5"]]WHEREISMYHOG[[/span]]: I'm good! got proper snacks this time.
[[span class="user3"]]meatgerm[[/span]]: im sorta bummed ou tbh
[[span class="user4"]]twilight_tone[[/span]]: Aw. What's wrong?
[[span class="user3"]]meatgerm[[/span]]: my band had a gig lined up and it got cancelled
[[span class="user3"]]meatgerm[[/span]]: wasn't gonna pay much but still
[[span class="user6"]]whistl_stahp[[/span]]: what sort of music does your band play?
[[span class="user3"]]meatgerm[[/span]]: we do folk covers of heavy metal
[[span class="user6"]]whistl_stahp[[/span]]: you're joking.
[[span class="user3"]]meatgerm[[/span]]: nope not everyone likes the deep bass and screamin
[[span class="user3"]]meatgerm[[/span]]: wewere gonna play a retirement home this weekend but it fell through

//alwaysbpositive started a call that lasted less than a minute.//

[[span class="user6"]]whistl_stahp[[/span]]: wait, I thought abp was on the road?
[[span class="user5"]]WHEREISMYHOG[[/span]]: she is
[[span class="user2"]]alwaysbpositive[[/span]]: I am
[[span class="user2"]]alwaysbpositive[[/span]]: I buttdialed you somehow
[[span class="user2"]]alwaysbpositive[[/span]]: idek how I have service down here! XD
[[span class="user6"]]whistl_stahp[[/span]]: lucky I guess
[[span class="user4"]]twilight_tone[[/span]]: Do you want to join us?
[[span class="user2"]]alwaysbpositive[[/span]]: no sorry I have an appointment and I rlly can't miss it
[[span class="user2"]]alwaysbpositive[[/span]]: you have fun tho!!!

//rollinboxcars started a call that lasted nineteen minutes.//

[[span class="user4"]]twilight_tone[[/span]]: I'm gonna be on and off mic. Eating dinner
[[span class="user4"]]twilight_tone[[/span]]: Wait who is that in the background?
[[span class="user5"]]WHEREISMYHOG[[/span]]: I think that's one of DOreen's friends
[[span class="user6"]]whistl_stahp[[/span]]: [[span class="mention"]]@alwaysbpositive[[/span]] you're still in the call!
[[span class="user2"]]alwaysbpositive[[/span]]: dangit >_< sorry
[[span class="user2"]]alwaysbpositive[[/span]]: hey [[span class="mention"]]@everyone[[/span]]? something weird just happened
[[span class="user2"]]alwaysbpositive[[/span]]: one of the ppl I'm travelling with just said "you forgot thijs back home, I packed it for you"
[[span class="user2"]]alwaysbpositive[[/span]]: and handed me my freaking DICE
[[span class="user3"]]meatgerm[[/span]]: wow ok
[[span class="user3"]]meatgerm[[/span]]: mandatory fun
[[span class="user1"]]rollinboxcars[[/span]]: uhhh shit. this might be a problem with the exploit
[[span class="user1"]]rollinboxcars[[/span]]: you're still considered a player so our schedules are trying to line up
[[span class="user5"]]WHEREISMYHOG[[/span]]: lmao Raul
[[span class="user2"]]alwaysbpositive[[/span]]: I don't understand. I said you should keep playing without me.
[[span class="user1"]]rollinboxcars[[/span]]: yeah but you're still part of the group, and the majority voted to continue.
[[span class="user6"]]whistl_stahp[[/span]]: can she just loan the d6 to someone else?
[[span class="user6"]]whistl_stahp[[/span]]: I have a friend who could take over for a session or two.
[[span class="user1"]]rollinboxcars[[/span]]: no, she paid for the seat, she's owed the whole ride.
[[span class="user1"]]rollinboxcars[[/span]]: hmmm
[[span class="user1"]]rollinboxcars[[/span]]: maybe we can just write you out for a bit?
[[span class="user4"]]twilight_tone[[/span]]: Exit Leena, pursued by a bear.
[[span class="user1"]]rollinboxcars[[/span]]: we could kill your bard and have Helga cast Resurrection whenever you're available again
[[span class="user2"]]alwaysbpositive[[/span]]: exCUSE me??
[[span class="user5"]]WHEREISMYHOG[[/span]]: dude
[[span class="user6"]]whistl_stahp[[/span]]: facepalms
[[span class="user2"]]alwaysbpositive[[/span]]: that is REALLY insensitive!
[[span class="user2"]]alwaysbpositive[[/span]]: it's NOT okay to assume that every vampire can just bounce back from death
[[span class="user2"]]alwaysbpositive[[/span]]: like it doesn't MATTER when people kill us
[[span class="user4"]]twilight_tone[[/span]]: Yikes.
[[span class="user1"]]rollinboxcars[[/span]]: omg no that's not what I meant!
[[span class="user1"]]rollinboxcars[[/span]]: I was talking about your character
[[span class="user6"]]whistl_stahp[[/span]]: but you can see why she might find it hurtful, right?
[[span class="user1"]]rollinboxcars[[/span]]: yeah absolutely. I apologize. I didn't mean to offend.
[[span class="user6"]]whistl_stahp[[/span]]: Okay, let's just take a step back.
[[span class="user6"]]whistl_stahp[[/span]]: boxcars, if we keep playing, is it going to mess up abp's appointment?
[[span class="user1"]]rollinboxcars[[/span]]: I'm really not sure.
[[span class="user2"]]alwaysbpositive[[/span]]: oh GREAT! awesomesauce
[[span class="user6"]]whistl_stahp[[/span]]: in that case, we should probably call it for tonight.
[[span class="user5"]]WHEREISMYHOG[[/span]]: seconded
[[span class="user4"]]twilight_tone[[/span]]: Yeah agreed.
[[span class="user3"]]meatgerm[[/span]]: what about the cliffhanger?
[[span class="user1"]]rollinboxcars[[/span]]: hopefully we'll get to it next time. I'm really sorry for the mix-up, everyone.
[[span class="user2"]]alwaysbpositive[[/span]]: I can't make it next time either >:(((
[[span class="user1"]]rollinboxcars[[/span]]: okay. I'm gonna try to fix the probability exploit from my end, so it doesn't affect the whole group.
[[span class="user6"]]whistl_stahp[[/span]]: you can do that?
[[span class="user1"]]rollinboxcars[[/span]]: Yes!
[[span class="user5"]]WHEREISMYHOG[[/span]]: uhh dude what about the backlash
[[span class="user5"]]WHEREISMYHOG[[/span]]: like affects like, and part affects the whole, but that doesn't mean it's free
[[span class="user5"]]WHEREISMYHOG[[/span]]: ESPECIALLY when youre cheating lady luck
[[span class="user1"]]rollinboxcars[[/span]]: it's fine! exploits don't have backlash.
[[span class="user5"]]WHEREISMYHOG[[/span]]: lmao okay
[[span class="user6"]]whistl_stahp[[/span]]: you're sure?
[[span class="user1"]]rollinboxcars[[/span]]: yeah, pretty sure.
[[span class="user5"]]WHEREISMYHOG[[/span]]: guess these dice have a subtle aura[[footnote]] Likely a visual interpretation of [[[goc-supplemental-arad|aspect radiation]]] associated with Elan-Vital Energy (EVE). [[/footnote]] for no reason at all then
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[[span class="user5"]]WHEREISMYHOG[[/span]]: ughhh daylight savings is kicking my ass rn
[[span class="user6"]]whistl_stahp[[/span]]: yeah same. I nearly poured cream in my cereal this morning
[[span class="user4"]]twilight_tone[[/span]]: The Forbidden Breakfast.
[[span class="user5"]]WHEREISMYHOG[[/span]]: it's also calving season here on the farm
[[span class="user5"]]WHEREISMYHOG[[/span]]: so idk how much sleep I'm gonna get this weekend :)
[[span class="user1"]]rollinboxcars[[/span]]: tbh I'm not sure what you're talking about.
[[span class="user5"]]WHEREISMYHOG[[/span]]: calving is when cows have babies
[[span class="user6"]]whistl_stahp[[/span]]: you mean Daylight Savings Time?
[[span class="user6"]]whistl_stahp[[/span]]: spring forward, fall back?
[[span class="user1"]]rollinboxcars[[/span]]: we don't do that in my part of Brazil
[[span class="user4"]]twilight_tone[[/span]]: God, I wish that were me.
[[span class="user1"]]rollinboxcars[[/span]]: so all of you just fell back?
[[span class="user5"]]WHEREISMYHOG[[/span]]: no???
[[span class="user4"]]twilight_tone[[/span]]: We just set our clocks forward one hour.
[[span class="user6"]]whistl_stahp[[/span]]: it's spring in the northern hemisphere.
[[span class="user1"]]rollinboxcars[[/span]]: oh.
[[span class="user2"]]alwaysbpositive[[/span]]: hey [[span class="mention"]]@rollinboxcars[[/span]]! Guess who just woke up!!
[[span class="user1"]]rollinboxcars[[/span]]: shit.
[[span class="user6"]]whistl_stahp[[/span]]: is it dark out, wherever you are?
[[span class="user2"]]alwaysbpositive[[/span]]: NO!!! it's DUSK!
[[span class="user2"]]alwaysbpositive[[/span]]: I haven't risen before sunset since I got TURNED!
[[span class="user2"]]alwaysbpositive[[/span]]: I just opened the blinds without thinking and BOOM!
[[span class="user2"]]alwaysbpositive[[/span]]: REAL DAYLIGHT
[[span class="user1"]]rollinboxcars[[/span]]: shit shit shit I'm sorry
[[span class="user6"]]whistl_stahp[[/span]]: you're okay, right?
[[span class="user2"]]alwaysbpositive[[/span]]: NO I AM NOT OKAY! I could have DIED!
[[span class="user2"]]alwaysbpositive[[/span]]: all because THESE STUPID DICE WOKE ME UP
[[span class="user1"]]rollinboxcars[[/span]]: I really thought I fixed them
[[span class="user2"]]alwaysbpositive[[/span]]: fuck your GAME, fuck your DICE, and FUCK YOU.

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[[span class="user1"]]rollinboxcars[[/span]]: lo;p.i]'[p}
[[span class="user3"]]meatgerm[[/span]]: harsh.
[[span class="user4"]]twilight_tone[[/span]]: Wow
[[span class="user5"]]WHEREISMYHOG[[/span]]: **wasted**
[[span class="user4"]]twilight_tone[[/span]]: I don't think I've ever seen you keysmash before.
[[span class="user1"]]rollinboxcars[[/span]]: toot bokoo
[[span class="user4"]]twilight_tone[[/span]]: Sorry, what?
[[span class="user1"]]rollinboxcars[[/span]]: toh borke
[[span class="user5"]]WHEREISMYHOG[[/span]]: wat
[[span class="user4"]]twilight_tone[[/span]]: ??
[[span class="user6"]]whistl_stahp[[/span]]: "tooth broke"?
[[span class="user1"]]rollinboxcars[[/span]]: ^^^
[[span class="user4"]]twilight_tone[[/span]]: Oh, YIKES.
[[span class="user6"]]whistl_stahp[[/span]]: well.
[[span class="user5"]]WHEREISMYHOG[[/span]]: lmao bro I warned you
[[span class="user6"]]whistl_stahp[[/span]]: I think it's safe to say we're done.
[[span class="user5"]]WHEREISMYHOG[[/span]]: warned you bout that backlash
[[span class="user3"]]meatgerm[[/span]]: BUT WHAT ABOUT THE CLIFFHANGER??
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[[span class="user1"]]rollinboxcars[[/span]]: hey [[span class="mention"]]@everyone[[/span]]. I just wanted to say I'm really sorry about what happened last week
[[span class="user5"]]WHEREISMYHOG[[/span]]: lmao yeah you better be
[[span class="user1"]]rollinboxcars[[/span]]: I assumed the group exploit would solve everything. I didn't know you guys had a time change coming up, and I didn't realize that could be so dangerous
[[span class="user1"]]rollinboxcars[[/span]]: [[span class="mention"]]@alwaysbpositive[[/span]], I apologize for putting you at risk. like whistl said in the first session, this is supposed to be a safe space, and I fucked it up.
[[span class="user5"]]WHEREISMYHOG[[/span]]: understatement
[[span class="user3"]]meatgerm[[/span]]: yeah itsa bummer
[[span class="user4"]]twilight_tone[[/span]]: Incidentally, these dice appear to be broken.
[[span class="user5"]]WHEREISMYHOG[[/span]]: yeah aura's all gone
[[span class="user1"]]rollinboxcars[[/span]]: shit, that figures.
[[span class="user1"]]rollinboxcars[[/span]]: just send those to my PO box in Moreno and I'll hook you up with replacements, free of charge. Least I can do for your trouble.
[[span class="user1"]]rollinboxcars[[/span]]: I'm sorry everybody. I really thought we had it this time.
[[span class="user6"]]whistl_stahp[[/span]]: thank you for being straight with us.
[[span class="user2"]]alwaysbpositive[[/span]]: yeah <3 thank you, Raul. apology accepted
[[span class="user1"]]rollinboxcars[[/span]]: you're welcome
[[span class="user2"]]alwaysbpositive[[/span]]: ... how's ur mouth? ; _ ;
[[span class="user1"]]rollinboxcars[[/span]]: better! got a root canal yesterday. still hurts though.
[[span class="user2"]]alwaysbpositive[[/span]]: oh noooes! D: I'm sowwy
[[span class="user2"]]alwaysbpositive[[/span]]: offers huggs
[[span class="user6"]]whistl_stahp[[/span]]: I'm glad we could talk this out a bit.
[[span class="user3"]]meatgerm[[/span]]: so uhhh not tobe That Guy
[[span class="user3"]]meatgerm[[/span]]: but what about that CLIFFHANGER
[[span class="user4"]]twilight_tone[[/span]]: Yeah, I did trample some royalty in our last game.
[[span class="user6"]]whistl_stahp[[/span]]: trampled the bejeezus out of that guy.
[[span class="user1"]]rollinboxcars[[/span]]: wait
[[span class="user6"]]whistl_stahp[[/span]]: trampled him into a diplomatic crisis
[[span class="user1"]]rollinboxcars[[/span]]: you want to keep playing?
[[span class="user3"]]meatgerm[[/span]]: YES
[[span class="user6"]]whistl_stahp[[/span]]: Yeah, I'd love to!
[[span class="user4"]]twilight_tone[[/span]]: Same.
[[span class="user5"]]WHEREISMYHOG[[/span]]: if Doreen's cool with it then sure
[[span class="user2"]]alwaysbpositive[[/span]]: well DUH!
[[span class="user2"]]alwaysbpositive[[/span]]: I told you I'd be available once I got back! :3
[[span class="user3"]]meatgerm[[/span]]: yesss!! lets play to fnid out waht happens
[[span class="user1"]]rollinboxcars[[/span]]: well, in that case, we'll keep on rolling!
[[span class="user6"]]whistl_stahp[[/span]]: I just have one request.
[[span class="user1"]]rollinboxcars[[/span]]: name it.
[[span class="user6"]]whistl_stahp[[/span]]: no more loaded dice.
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