SCP-666-J

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[[include component:image-block name=2j13ghv-new.jpg|caption=Dr. Gerald was told to take an ordinary school bus full of D-class to a nearby site. He somehow managed to end up in a demolition derby.]]

**Item #:** SCP-666-J

**Object Class:** Euclid

**Special Containment Procedures:** D-Class and Gerald are the only ones allowed to get on any vehicle that Dr. Gerald happens to be driving. Prepare a number of body bags equivalent to the number of passengers on any vehicle that he happens to drive, minus himself. Additionally, medical teams must be on standby if Dr. Gerald will be traveling through a populated area, or any form of potentially hazardous environment (e.g., a nuclear power plant, chemical refining plant, etc).

**Description:** All individuals who board any vehicle or form of transportation that Dr. Gerald himself is controlling in any form are assured to die. Testing has shown that even those who escape vehicles he's been driving are doomed; they are generally struck by another moving vehicle within minutes. In such cases where the passengers aren't near any other vehicles, they will fatally suffer from apparent anxiety-induced heart attacks. Dr. Gerald himself, oddly enough, always survives whatever horrors he puts a vehicle through.

[[include component:image-block name=April_27,_2014_Vilonia_tornado_aerial_damage.jpg|caption=The results of Dr. Gerald driving through the town of [REDACTED] on a moped.]]

Additionally, all potentially hazardous objects seem to become even //more// dangerous if he is manning a vehicle in their general vicinity. Knives penetrate more than their sharpness would accord, normally benign oil tankers become moving bombs that will detonate with the slightest touch, buildings lose any significant rigidity, and pedestrians seem to lose all forms of self-preservation, throwing themselves into his path. A mere bicycle ride can inflict the devastation of an EF3 tornado.

**Addendum 666-1:** Dr. Gerald is **never** to come within 25 meters of [[[SCP-462]]].

**Addendum 666-2:** Plans are being made to construct a vehicle which can contain [[[SCP-682]]] long enough for Dr. Gerald to actually drive it.

[[include component:image-block name=65cvn6-new.jpg|caption=A research team hypothesized that rollerblades are, technically, vehicles. We tested their hypothesis by having Gerald skate into the ORIA's headquarters in Tehran. They were right.|width=650px]]

[[include component:image-block name=2mwscir-new.jpg|caption=10:07 AM, March 15, 2███. Approximate velocity: 4███ km/h]]

[[include component:image-block name=mower%20accident.jpg|caption=10:11 AM, March 15, 2███. Death toll: ██|width=650px]]

[[include component:image-block name=1z37ar5-new.jpg|caption=We have this tract of land over in ████████, ███████, just in case we have some sort of vehicular SCP that needs to be decommissioned. Coincidentally, it's also the only place that Dr. Gerald is able to drive without permission.|width=261px]]
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> **Author:** [[*user elenee fishtruck]]
> **License:** CC BY-SA 3.0
> **Source Link:** [/scp-666-j SCP Foundation Wiki]
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> **Name:** If you see something, say nothing
> **Author:** pedrik
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> **Filename:** 2j13ghv-new.jpg
> **Name:** Jet-Propelled School Bus
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> **Filename:** 65cvn6-new.jpg
> **Name:** Harveys bombing.jpg
> **Author:** Federal Bureau of Investigation
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> **Filename:** April_27,_2014_Vilonia_tornado_aerial_damage.jpg
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> **Author:** National Weather Service Office in Little Rock, Arkansas
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