SCP-6767-J

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[[include component:preview text=SCP-6767-J is Jimi Hendrix and he’s fucking awesome]]

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[[include component:image-block | name= http://scp-sandbox-3.wikidot.com/local--files/jimi-j/Jimi.JPG | caption= The coolest human being to ever live| width=WIDTH-GOES-HERE]]

**Item #:** SCP-6767-J

**Object Class:** Cool as hell

**Special Containment Procedures:** Remembered in the hearts of the masses.

**Description:** SCP-6767-J is Jimi Hendrix and he’s fucking awesome. His songs are awesome, his get up is awesome, his guitar is awesome [[footnote]] Did you know his guitar was actually right handed, and he had to string it upside down ‘cause he was left handed? That’s cool as hell![[/footnote]]; anyone who says that they don’t like Jimi Hendrix is a liar.

**Addendum:** I did some tests to show that Jimi Hendrix is actually the greatest human being ever born by telling people about how cool he is.

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= **Test 1**
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**NAME:** Terry

**FAVORITE GENRE:** Big Band Jazz
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**RESULT:**

Terry said he wasn’t a big fan of Jimi Hendrix.



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= **Test 2**
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**NAME:** Terry

**FAVORITE GENRE:** Big Band Jazz
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**RESULT:**

Terry was confused, and said I’d already asked him that.



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= **Test 3**
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**NAME:** Terry

**FAVORITE GENRE:** Big Band Jazz
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**RESULT:**

Terry asked why I was still talking about how Jimi Hendrix is cool as fuck.



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= **Test 4**
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**NAME:** Terry

**FAVORITE GENRE:** Big Band Jazz
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**RESULT:**

Terry asked to be left alone, and stopped talking to me.



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= **Test 5**
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**NAME:** Terry

**FAVORITE GENRE:** Big Band Jazz
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**RESULT:**

Terry said he would report me to HR if I didn’t stop, and said that this was unhealthy.



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= **Test 6**
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**NAME:** Terry

**FAVORITE GENRE:** Big Band Jazz
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**RESULT:**

Terry reported me to HR. I was fired from my job as a Jr. Researcher, but they forgot to take away my permissions.



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= **Test 7**
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**NAME:** Terry

**FAVORITE GENRE:** Big Band Jazz
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**RESULT:**

Terry told me to not contact him anymore, and that he was telling my family and the police about what I was doing. He then filed a restraining order.



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= **Test 8**
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**NAME:** Terry

**FAVORITE GENRE:** Big Band Jazz
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**RESULT:**

Terry said that the police were on the way, and that if I didn’t leave his property that he wouldn’t hesitate to defend himself.



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= **Test 9**
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**NAME:** Rick

**FAVORITE GENRE:** Blues
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**RESULT:**

Rick said that Jimi Hendrix was awesome, and also that Terry was overreacting before calling off the warrant for my arrest.



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> **Filename:** Jimi.JPG
> **Author:** Warner/Reprise Records
> **License:** Public Domain
> **Source Link:** https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Jimi_Hendrix_1968.jpg
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