SCP-682-J

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[[include component:image-block name=BigTeeth.png|caption=THE BESTEST LIZERD EVER HAS BIG TEETH|width=250px]]


**Item #:** SCP-682-J

**Object Class:** KETUR

**Special Containment Procedures:** THE BESTEST LIZERD EVER WILL LIVE IN A BIG GLASS TANK WITH ACID SO THAT IT DOSNT GET TO BIG AND NOBODY WILL TAK TO IT BECAUS IT IS VERY TRICKY.

**Description:** [[[SCP-682|THE BESTEST LIZERD EVER]]] IS A BIG LIZERD WITH BIG TEETHS AND HE CANT DIE BECAUSE HE CAN TURN INTO ANYTHING. SOMTIMES HE IS VERY SMALL BECAUS HE CAN BE THAT BECAUS HE CAN BE ANYTHING.

THE BESTEST LIZERD EVER IS ALSO VERY SMART. HE HAS AN IQ OF A BAJILLION AND ONE DAY HE TALKED WITH [[[SCP-079|A VERY SMART COMPUTER]]] AND THEY WERE BOTH VERY SMART.

HE EATS ANYTHING AND HE USES HIS NOSE TO DO SPECIAL EATING SO THAT HE CAN EAT ANYTHING.

HE CAN DOO ANYTHIN!
[[include component:image-block name=transforminginspace.png|caption=THE BESTEST LIZERD EVER TURNING TRANSFORMING IN OUTER SPACE|width=200px|align=left]]
**Addendum 682-J-1:** Portion of transcript of ██████.

> **<Begin Log, skip to 00h-21m-52s>**
> 
> **Dr. ██████:** Now, why did you kill those farmers?
> 
> **SCP-682:** RAAAWWWRRR
> 
> **Dr. ██████:** If you don't talk now, we will remove you from this attempt and place you back into-
> 
> **SCP-682:** RAAAAAWWWWRRR
>  
> **Dr. ██████:** Pardon? (Motions to move microphone closer)
> 
> **SCP-682:** I WILL EAT YOU BECAUS I AM THE BESTEST LIZERD EVER
> 
> **Dr. ██████:** Speak up. (To Personnel D-085) Move the mic up closer.
> 
> **SCP-682:** I AM VERY HUNGRY
> 
> **Dr. ██████:** (To Personnel D-085) That microphone has only so much gain, move it closer to it!
> 
> **Personnel D-085:** His throat's messed up man, look at it! He ain't talking- (Gasps and screams)
> 
> **SCP-682:** (Appearing to assault D-085's body) I HAVE BIG TEETHS FOR CHEWING
> 
> **Dr. ██████:** (Retreats from the room)
> 
> **<End Log>**

[[include component:image-block name=EatingDoctor.png|caption=HE IS EATING THE DOCTOR|width=200px]]

**Addendum 682-J-2:** Log of event 682-J-E:
[[include component:image-block name=BETTERLIZARD-1.png|caption=(THEY ARE GREY BECAUS I DIDNT HAV ANY WITE CRAYONS)|width=200px|align=left]]

> THE DOCTORS USED A CRISTAL ON THE BESTEST LIZERD EVER:
> 
> 0400: THEY TUCHED THE LIZERD WITH [[[SCP-409|THE CRISTAL]]] AND IT HURT HIM BUT NOT TO MUCH
> 
> 0800: THE BESTEST LIZERD EVER HAD A CRISTAL GROING ON HIM
> 
> 1200: THE LIZERD IS HURT
> 
> 1300: THE CRISTAL EXPLODES!!
> 
> 1400: THE LIZERD POPS INTO LITTL PEECES BUT THEN THE PEECES CAME BACK TOGETHER AND MADE THE LIZERD WIN!!!

[[include component:image-block name=LizerdWins.png|caption=THE LIZERD WINS!!!|width=200px|align=left]]

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> **Filename:** BigTeeth.png, transforminginspace.png, EatingDoctor.png, BETTERLIZARD-1.png, LizerdWins.png
> **Author:** [[*user faminepulse]]
> **License:** CC BY-SA 3.0
> **Source Link:** [https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-682-j SCP Foundation Wiki]
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