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[[>]] [[module Rate]] [[/>]] [[include :scp-wiki:component:anomaly-class-bar-source |item-number= 6926 |clearance= 1 |container-class= euclid |secondary-class= eshu |secondary-icon= https://svgur.com/i/SKe.svg |disruption-class= dark |risk-class= notice ]] **Item #:** SCP-6926 **Object Class:** Euclid **Special Containment procedures:** Annual containment efforts of SCP-6926 is primarily managed using Foundation web crawlers designed to track social media reports of its activities. [[include component:image-block name=https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/5b/2010_Stirling_Santa_Claus_Parade_3971_%285230776790%29.jpg| caption= SCP-6926 following acquisition of a minibike (Florida, United States)|width=300px]] Reports of anomalous phenomena caused by SCP-6926 are to be tracked and witnesses are to be amnesticized appropriately. **Description:** SCP-6926 is a humanoid entity resembling a balding, elderly male with a short white beard. SCP-6926 always appears dressed in a manner somewhat resembling traditional depictions of Santa Claus, with additional articles of clothing worn in cold weather. Areas within a twenty-five mile radius of SCP-6926 experience the following phenomena: **Environmental:** * Decrease in local temperatures; enough to sustain the presence of ice and snow. * The appearance of partially drunk alcoholic beverages within local homes. **Phenomena displayed in humans:** * Increased fatigue and idleness. Often causing subjects to remain sleeping longer than usual. * The inability to keep track of time consistently throughout the day. * Severe headaches in subjects that drank alcohol the previous day, no matter how minimal the amount consumed. * Feelings of melancholy and regret (Reasons vary between subjects). Additionally, SCP-6926 has displayed various anomalous abilities, including instant teleportation between locations, manipulation and control of ice and snow, inducing alcoholic intoxication through physical contact, and the manifestation of holiday themed/related beverages (Eggnog, Irish-cream, Coca-Cola). SCP-6926 only uses these abilities to aid itself in its annual activities. SCP-6926 manifests annually on the 26th of December in countries that celebrate the holiday “Boxing Day”. During such times SCP-6926 will travel between locations that have hosted social gatherings the night prior, specifically those containing uneaten foodstuffs and beverages leftover from the night before. While there, SCP-6926 will take part in recreational activities such as drinking, eating, and general relaxation. SCP-6926 will de-manifest at 12:00am local time on December 27th. **Discovery Log:** Local phenomena resulting from SCP-6926’s anomalous properties were first detected in the village of ██████, England, on December 26th 1995. Due to the sudden drastic change in local weather, Foundation agents in the area were dispatched to investigate. SCP-6926 was discovered traveling between pubs in the area, joined by civilians partaking in a pub-crawl that had begun the previous night. Interviews with witnesses revealed SCP-6926 had become heavily intoxicated over the night, during which they made various references to a confidential event that took place on [[[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-5925 | September 22nd the same year]]]. **Interview Log:** The following is an improvised interview that was recorded following SCP-6926’s sudden manifestation at Site-17’s annual employee boxing day gathering in 1996. > //Foundation personnel can be heard talking to one another over the sound of music. The room goes silent and the music stops, as personnel notice the presence of SCP-6926. Loud crunching can be heard from SCP-6926. Researcher Agnew approaches.// > > **Researcher Agnew:** Wow. Um, excuse me? Who’re you? > > **SCP-6926:** Hi. What’s up? I’m Santa Claus. > > **Researcher Agnew:** Yeah… Um, what are you doing here? > > //SCP-6926 continues eating cookies// > > **SCP-6926:** Eating right now. > > **Researcher Agnew:** Right. Any particular reason you’re here though? > >//SCP-6926 continues eating// > > **SCP-6926:** Food. You want some? > > **Researcher Agnew:** No thanks. //Researcher Agnew gestures to personnel to alert security.// > > **Researcher Agnew:** So you’re Saint Nick then? > > **SCP-6926:** No. I’m Santa Claus. Well, not today at least. It’s my day off. > > **Researcher Agnew:** You don’t seem quite jolly enough to be Santa Claus. > > //SCP-6926 picks up a can of coke and notices that it is warm. Frost forms around the can and SCP-6926 smiles.// > > **SCP-6926:** I don’t care. > > **Researcher Agnew:** You know, it’s strange. When I was a kid, I didn’t believe in Santa. > > //SCP-6926 looks at researcher Agnew. SCP-6926 takes a sip of coke.// > > **SCP-6926:** You’re an idiot. > > **Researcher Agnew:** Any other business? > > **SCP-6926:** Probably finish off here. Go someplace else. You’re kinda bringing down the mood here buddy. > > //Security personnel enter the room and approach SCP-6926. Both restrain SCP-6926 and escort them into the hallway. Shortly afterwards, both security personnel begin to stupor and suddenly collapse onto the floor. SCP-6926 re-enters the room.// > > **Researcher Agnew:** Hey! What’re you- > > //SCP-6926 grabs a bottle of whisky from a nearby table.// > > **SCP-6926:** Haha. Lightweights. > > //SCP-6926 disappears// [[div class="footer-wikiwalk-nav"]] [[=]] << [[[SCP-6925]]] | SCP-6926 | [[[SCP-6927]]] >> [[/=]] [[/div]]